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  • #102
    RobbieTheRobber
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,866 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Please just promise me
    you won't come near me if
    you ever see me that's all
    I ask.

    :eek:


  • #103
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    " Wont be able for work this week "


  • #104
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    "wake up ****head!" sent at 7am.


    She knows I wake to texts..gonna break her tiny little neck!


  • #105
    positron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,432 ✭✭✭positron


    Its gone


  • #106
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    "Ur some c***. No women in here. lol"

    :confused:


  • #107
    123balltv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    last message I got was last month I banned everybody from texting
    me its good old fashioned talking for me no more waiting for some lazy
    fecker to text back a simple yes or no :mad:


  • #108
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Nee, hij is niet geweest.


  • #109
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    O well we better keep the place you have booked. Thanks *****. X


  • #110
    CitizenKeane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭CitizenKeane


    "Were you civil?"

    I was :)


  • #111
    bogtreader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭bogtreader


    I forgot to tell you that i am going to be dissecting a guinea pig


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  • #112
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    "K"


  • #113
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,007 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    "Goal of da season"


  • #114
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    "Hey, Good Night Saturday?"
    :D


  • #115
    shannon_tek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    'just 30mins left'

    leg of a cuz:D


  • #116
    pinkyc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭pinkyc


    "Looking forward to seeing the family ;P"

    his talking about my aunts funeral


  • #117
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Simi


    China Garden Monday to Thursday Special Offer
    Crispy Chicken Wings With Chips 4 Euro
    BBQ Ribs Whith Chips 6 Euro
    Chicken Curry With Rice or Chips 5.50 Euro
    Sweet sour chicken whith rice or chips 5.50 Euro
    Chicken fried rice 5.50 Euro
    Chicken satay with rice or chip 5.50 euro
    Tel 091 xxxxxx / xxxxxx
    Spend over 10 euro and get free can soft drink


  • #118
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    "Funerals going to be on Wednesday - do you think you could make it?"

    :(


  • #119
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    "why are you what you are like? - mum"


  • #120
    Celtise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 460 ✭✭Celtise


    "I'm finished at 1 tomorrow. Fancy some day drinking?"

    Definitely a reason to get out of bed early tomorrow.


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  • #121
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    "Got a creme egg on my way home my god they taste like a gooey orgasm"


  • #122
    b.o.m.d.a.s.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭b.o.m.d.a.s.


    "sound"


  • #123
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    "She is a vile little tramp".

    Thats my girl - tell me how you really feel! :D


  • #124
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    "Haha or if it was up to gerry adams it would be ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOTGUN!"


  • #125
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    "good job"


  • #126
    starviewadams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    From the auld wan:

    Lock porch door and put on alarm when you get home lisa over the road was broken into on sunday


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  • #127
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    I don't use mobile phones.


  • #128
    I-Shot-Jr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 325 ✭✭I-Shot-Jr


    "****ing saw you on telly, looking sexy :)"

    From my hetero life/flat mate


  • #129
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    I don't use mobile phones.

    An odd text to receive :pac:


  • #130
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Haven't received a text message in over 4 months.....


  • #131
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    "Hi watna thnx 4 cming ystrday! The girls wld love to hear ur opinion of how they did pls reply with 1 (bad) to 10 (best)?"

    Out of context, that text looks really bad!


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  • #132
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    HI I need a little favour please ! ph me x


  • #133
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    This is your mobile texting yourself.
    I just needed to get out of your pocket, as the smell from your balls was unbearable!

    (my brother sent me that!)


  • #134
    Plumpynutt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 648 ✭✭✭Plumpynutt


    Bump

    "Just had to slyly fish a condom out of a girls gash because it came off mid-ride. Great start to the day"

    got this at 9 o clock this morning, made me laugh


  • #135
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    "Your a fucking cunt"


    I'm going to forward it back to him and correct his spelling.



    /Troll face


  • #136
    Miss Fluff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Do u want to meet in town this afternoon? xx


  • #137
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Hey ........

    Laura was being sick , just mixed drinks that wont stay down so I went to see her .Will se ya tomorrow !


  • #138
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    "Question for ya thinkin bout buy a computer in Harvey Norman toshiba with 4gb ram 500gb Hard drive what ya think?"


  • #139
    TheEscapist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭TheEscapist


    "Booze + Fifa? Yay or nay?"

    Sadly its nay because I'm working tonight.


  • #140
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,661 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Yes, but only if you bring the rope.


  • #141
    Emiko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    Hij komt volgende week aan.


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  • #142
    ConTheCat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭ConTheCat


    "Ok so.. And ul give me some money aswel ;)"
    Discussing if I win the lotto :D


  • #143
    Kya1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    'Even better'


  • #144
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    "yeah well your favourite program is glenroe,you hav all the episodes,your favourite one is when miley got cross with biddy for ploughin the wrong field ha,your just so f**kin stupid beano u shud b wearin one of those hats with d helicopter thing on top of it"

    a text-slag match that will probably go on all day:D


  • #145
    Vicxas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,472 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    "Oh jesus im so late for work, why did i set my alarm for 7 and not 10!!!"

    Love my girlfriend :)


  • #146
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    beers!


  • #147
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Guess who's dead now?


  • #148
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    U awake? xxxxx at half six this morning, damn my need for sleep that I wasnt awake.


  • #149
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I'm late! :(


  • #150
    gizabeer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭gizabeer


    16 grand a month


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  • #151
    dee.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭dee.


    "maybe you should actually move into my bedroom, lol"

    from my boyfriend who is trying to (jokingly, I think?) convince me to move to cork..which isn't going to happen so now he's trying to make the offer more appealing. Pffft.


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