In this thread its the year 2049!

af_thefragile

Hello, you have just stepped into the future, which now is the present as what was present has become the past. The year is 2049.

What would your plan be for the day?

AntiMatter

Log on to Boards, check thanks, congratulate mike65 for reaching 5 million posts.

TeddyTedson

Rush 2049 really got it wrong.

amacca

buy sports almanac covering the last 30 years - back to the future style

find a way to step back to the past which then becomes the present.

think long and hard about way to lay off bets in order to limit possibility of alamanc's predictions not coming true

+ bring some funky stuff back with me just in case the sports betting doesn't work out


then hookers, cocaine, frivolous excess etc etc

FreudianSlippers

I'm fúcking old

Aldebaran

Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in!

KeithM89_old

Im dead..

amacca

Aldebaran wrote: »

Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in!

cheer up - hookers and cocaine over here, plenty to go around!

PrincessLola

The world has gone to sh*t. Remember back in the 2010's when children respected their parents and people were still friendly and helpful. Sure we had a recession but at least we didn't whine about it, those were the days!!

(I can personally guarantee it that people will actually say that or some varient of that in the real year 2049, nostalgia blinds us to the fact that sh*tness is eternal)

tommyhaas

Looking forward to that election, any month now. Seems like ages ago the Green's pulled out of Government

FreudianSlippers

KeithM89 wrote: »

Im dead..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AntiMatter

KeithM89 wrote: »

Im dead..

RIP

KeithM89_old

OisinT wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If im dead, youll have been dead long before....;)

af_thefragile

^I take my Xenobutanium pills everyday!!

OisinT wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He didn't listen when I told him every time you fap your life reduces by 5mins...

Sanjuro

I'm so looking forward to Half-Life 2 Episode 3!!

af_thefragile

Sanjuro wrote: »

I'm so looking forward to Half-Life 2 Episode 3!!

I can't wait for Gran Turismo 6!!!
It's rumors are its gonna come out this summer!

starbelgrade

I can't believe that Alex Ferguson is still the manager of Man United.

He doesn't look too bad either, for a man of 107 years old.

W.Shakes-Beer

Check Boards, have a piss and forget the chair im sitting in isn't a commode, look at some futuristic 3 legged pigeons out the window, wish it was about 2008 again.

Stand in the one spot for a few minutes and then shuffle into the kitchen, pour some "porn flakes" into a dirty bowl and realise I have no milk.

I will then get into my finest suit (€50 in Aldi 2014) and fling myself from the 9000th floor window of my massive council flat.

I will never be seen again as I will never make it to the ground, I will fall down behind an air conditioning unit on the 294th floor and rot there.



What a cheerful future.

fluffo

Plan for the day: weep over my sagginess

af_thefragile

fluffo wrote: »

Plan for the day: weep over my sagginess

Didn't you try out them carbo-silicon implants yet? Hear they're all the rage and you can even get a bank loans for that... When you're bored, they even talk back to you to boost your self esteem!!

Carroller16

We're all dead. Sure the world ended 37 years ago.

phasers

I remember when this was all appartment buildings

DepecheHead101

af_thefragile wrote: »

I can't wait for Gran Turismo 6!!!
It's rumors are its gonna come out this summer!

My hopes are not that high after Pretentious Prologue : Tracks 1-4.

I hear it might be coming out on Nintendo's new HD ready system though :eek:.

WindSock

I'm going to be late for the next...ROCKET TO THE MOOOONN!

Bosco boy

Mayo now only 3 years away from the 100 anniversary of their last All - Ireland win let the preparations begin!

Sea Sharp

The traffic was chaos coming back from the moon, I think I needs me a (legal) spliff.

phasers

Can you believe those gophers found whales on the moon?

_feedback_

I see the fab four one direction are on the Jedward show tonight. They don't make amazing groups like that anymore.

Pyr0

brb going to Mars

some_dose

Just had a look at my Anglo Irish shares - on the up and up! It was a scary few years but with the trustworthy Bertie Ahern as the managing director now I'm confident in my investment!

Huzzah!

Nodin

af_thefragile wrote: »

Hello, you have just stepped into the future, which now is the present as what was present has become the past. The year is 2049.

What would your plan be for the day?

Scavenge for for food whilst avoiding the cannibal hurley wielding biker gangs.

WindSock

some_dose wrote: »

Just had a look at my Anglo Irish shares - on the up and up! It was a scary few years but with the trustworthy Bertie Ahern as the managing director now I'm confident in my investment!

Huzzah!

I'm going to throw all my money into property investments. I can't lose!

af_thefragile

WindSock wrote: »

I'm going to throw all my money into property investments. I can't lose!

But what about the times we don't speak of...
Yeah, surely that can't happen again! We're doing great!! I just bought a 78" 3D hologram display last week! Watched SAW 47 on it yesterday. It was brutal!!

Oranage2

year 2049 -

"I'm hungry, can you make me a sandwich Mammy"

pagancornflake

af_thefragile wrote: »

Hello, you have just stepped into the future, which now is the present as what was present has become the past. The year is 2049.

What would your plan be for the day?

KILL EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY

FreudianSlippers

pagancornflake wrote: »

KILL EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY

I'm starting to see a trend here.

Taco Corp

no more banks and free food and health care for everyone!!!

WindSock

af_thefragile wrote: »

Watched SAW 47 on it yesterday. It was brutal!!

I do think Ralph Maccio played a good role being the kid brother though. So lifelike.

MrMatisse

Irelands national debt:

€ 354,654,361,365,461,566,167,411,768,476,947,989,436,168,468,496 Bn

af_thefragile

WindSock wrote: »

I do think Ralph Maccio played a good role being the kid brother though. So lifelike.

The story is starting to become a bit predictable though by this stage...

Colmo52

我們都會講中文，因為他們將是我們的統治者。

We'll all be speaking Chinese as they'll be our rulers.

kerryman12

Phew, no longer in negative equity
That was scary for a while

pagancornflake

Colmo52 wrote: »

我們都會講中文，因為他們將是我們的統治者。

Chinese writing looks like a tiny, tiny man tried to draw the floaters in his vitreous humour.

kerryman12

Heading back to western Canada later for the weekend, should be touching down with ryanair in 1.5 hrs

af_thefragile

kerryman12 wrote: »

Heading back to western Canada later for the weekend, should be touching down with ryanair in 1.5 hrs

I hope you got a seat. Wouldn't wanna be standing for the 1.5hrs flight and the 3hr taxing it takes nowdays for all aircrafts!

Also remember to take some change with you in case you need to use the toilet.

kerryman12

af_thefragile wrote: »

I hope you got a seat. Wouldn't wanna be standing for the 1.5hrs flight and the 3hr taxing it takes nowdays for all aircrafts!

Also remember to take some change with you in case you need to use the toilet.

It's ok I took a pill for that before left. I am in first class not back in steerage, booked early.

galwayrush

Someone will have predicted the end of the world is due in 2050.:rolleyes:

Guill

af_thefragile wrote: »

Hello, you have just stepped into the future, which now is the present as what was present has become the past. The year is 2049.

What would your plan be for the day?

Wow, boards still haven't updated this site....

Danbo!

After standing at college green watching 46A's going past every two minutes for the past 38 years, the 49 finally arrives.

And its fucking full.

OutlawPete

Danbo! wrote: »

After standing at college green watching 46A's going past every two minutes for the past 38 years, the 49 finally arrives.

And its fucking full.

People on the southside don't use public transport.

You really think we believe all that propaganda, you merc driving bastards!

Oh and don't think we don't all know that you feckers have all that Celtic Tiger cash stashed under your mattresses :mad:

Tesco Massacre

Buy Dr Dre's new album: The Chronic Arthritis