In this thread its the year 2049!

Colmo52

Ireland is a 32 county Republic again. The 2016 rising was a success and Gerry Adams is our President and Taoiseach.


Yeah Right!!!

FreudianSlippers

Colmo52 wrote: »

Ireland is a 32 county Republic again. The 2016 rising was a success and Gerry Adams is our President and Taoiseach.


Yeah Right!!!

Yes, 101 year old zombie Gerry Adams.

kerryman12

Colmo52 wrote: »

Ireland is a 32 county Republic again. The 2016 rising was a success and Gerry Adams is our President and Taoiseach.


Yeah Right!!!

A united Ireland that would be something to live for.


Adams as the leader - no thanks, I don't want to live in Cuba

dr.bollocko

I sit in my tower, lonely, with my sniper rifle. Killing your cats from 2 miles away.
I've seen the future. It's a fat androgynous dickhead in a paedobear tee shirt with an xbox headset on snorting out profanity and getting distracted from distraction by distraction until he dies of heart disease.

Colmo52

The fall of the Vatican in 2030 was funny though.

foxinsox

Any of you see Joan Rivers on the Jedward Show?

Do you think she has had some "work" done?

almostnever

Bitches still think it's cool to tear pages out of library books/journals/law reports.

And I'm still waiting on my grant cheque. >_<

Oh_Noes

OisinT wrote: »

Yes, 101 year old zombie Gerry Adams.

Zombie Gerry Adams: "I was never a member of the living."

Guill

I've buried my dogs on three seperate occassions now.

Colmo52

Oh_Noes wrote: »

Zombie Gerry Adams: "I was never a member of the living."

He's in charge of ZIRA.

kerryman12

When i get back from Canada I must take my hydrogen powered car and fill it with water before driving over to my daughters house.

TeddyTedson

my balls are touching my knees :eek: ...

galwayrush

Dezombied Bertie, now there's a scary future.:eek:

antodeco

Damn book ran out of batteries!

Superbus

I have to go now. I have to replace the bandages on my bruises from all that poking.

Isn't it so weird how Facebook became real life?

Danbo!

OutlawPete wrote: »

People on the southside don't use public transport.

You really think we believe all that propaganda, you merc driving bastards!

Oh and don't think we don't all know that you feckers have all that Celtic Tiger cash stashed under your mattresses :mad:

The 49 goes to the square in Tallaght, by the way.

Shrek 19: Shrek Eats a Pie.

David086

Can't wait to see the metro in Dublin this year. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Gummy Panda

We'd be dead. World War Z would have happened by then.

Jesus Wept

Anyone remember when chicks only had two tits?

Orando Broom

I'm just in the front wormhole from a few pints of space porther down in the Quark and Gloun.

It's normally alright but most of the atomopubs are rough enough down by Spencer spacebridge.

Alien Architects are planning a redevlopment of the area.

mconigol

Facebook status update:

Just back from the doctors...swollen prostate :-(

kerryman12

Facebook wil be long gone by 2049, Mark my words

TeddyTedson

kerryman12 wrote: »

Facebook wil be long gone by 2049, Mark my words

I think its here for life now. Unless bebo can pull back.

kerryman12

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I think its here for life now. Unless bebo can pull back.

Nothing last that long these days.

By then we will all have USB connections in the back of our heads so we can plug in and upload of train of though directly.

Viruses will be a serious issue.

wurzlitzer

I wake up, levitate out of my bedroom, look outside snowing heavily, what's new.

tell the coffee maker to beam pour an espresso, there's no milk, as the cows are now relocated on Mars, as methane levels are so high due to deforestation in Brazil due to need for land for soya farming,

The cows despite the amount of soya grown in south america, are just not able to keep up with the earths milk needs.

I touch the sports section screen on my holographic iPAD, only to discover that Athletico liverpool have drawn Real Manchester in the next euro cup tie.

I put on my ski-suit, hover out into the street, onto the nearest free of snow sky way escalator.
Get to work only to find that they have relocated the office to waterford, coz its a little bit milder there, no one told me.

I take two food capsules, and make an appointment with the Cryo consultant.

Tomorrow I will look for potential work in Argentina and hope the winter only lasts until May this year.

And I think to myself, what do cows look like again? A trip to the holographic zoo is in order methinks.

mconigol

kerryman12 wrote: »

Facebook wil be long gone by 2049, Mark my words

You're right actually. It's mainly for us old people now. It officially became uncool in the year 2021.

These days young people actually upload themselves directly onto the googleweb (as it's now called). I don't really get it, they don't actually do anything, its certainly not as useful as facebook imo. Kids: rolleyes:

Edit: Also, why are you talking about the present in the future tense????! That's so 2035! :rolleyes:

dr.bollocko

Classic rock forum finally approved!
\o/

maninasia

af_thefragile wrote: »

Hello, you have just stepped into the future, which now is the present as what was present has become the past. The year is 2049.

What would your plan be for the day?

Recharge my bionic banana.

Dravokivich

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Classic rock forum finally approved!
\o/

Bout fúcking time...

Only I cant spread the legs and air guitar like i used to these days...

will knock me fúcking hip out!

derfderf

Anyone see that cash for gold letter in you laugh you loose today? Funny stuff.