it hasn't been hitten by me

arse..biscuits

I'm looking for a Jack Russell, found this ad today..

http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/86/71080286.html

seamus

http://www.dspca.ie/cat_animals_need_homes_detail.jsp?itemID=1164&n=149&p=105
http://www.dspca.ie/cat_animals_need_homes_detail.jsp?itemID=1166&n=149&p=105
http://www.dspca.ie/cat_animals_need_homes_detail.jsp?itemID=1260&n=149&p=105

3 gorgeous JR's there

Local-womanizer

250 euro! Fcuk me!

I put my JR out to ride 2 years ago,4 pups and we just give them to whoever wants them,friends and family that is so you know they will be looked after.

Full-bred as well so they are.

Liam Byrne

Can someone explain that word in the thread title ?

Tomebagel

jack russel is a very nice dog,
very cute,very nice and enjoiable company,
to adults and especially small children,
very smart,barks if something or someone is trying to do something to owner,
very nice dog,for people with no children,
it hasn't been hitten or roughly treated by me,
is a great dog loves playing with children,
it has and does no harm to small children,
knows hot to go outside and go toilet,
is able to sleep outside,
and is 8 weeks

Very humourus when you read it as a poem.

Wompa1

If I let the seller give the dog a few smacks can I get it at a reduced price. 250 for a JR is crazy

NoDice

I didn't know what to expect by the thread title but man, I defo didn't expect to be reading about JRTs!!

Earthhorse

He's selling the dog for 250 euro.

250 euro.

Liam Byrne

barks if something or someone is trying to do something to owner

Translation : Put the dog out before you try to have nookie!!!!!!

mawk

it hasn't been hitten by me

maybe he means "has not been hit on by me." he may have had some accusations of beastophilia in the past and wants everyone to know the dog is still in factory standard condition

Full-breed dogs are horrible. They usually have so many health ailments, mongrels are much better and, quite often, a lot cuter.

Local-womanizer

Deleted User wrote: »

Full-breed dogs are horrible. They usually have so many health ailments, mongrels are much better and, quite often, a lot cuter.

My dog is cute,girls love him

But I know what you mean,seen a show where they outlined the effects of inter-breeding dogs to keep the good traits. All show dogs and it was disgusting carry on.

ejmaztec

Earthhorse wrote: »

He's selling the dog for 250 euro.

250 euro.

That's far too fucking much

Too fucking much.

AntiMatter

ejmaztec wrote: »

That's far too fucking much

Too fucking much.

It can't be easy to russell up that sort of money in the current climate.

policarp

Maybe he means "it hasn't been bitten by me."

Man bites dog was a great Irish Times column a good few years ago.

So he probably meant that the dog hadn't bitten him
hence he hadn't bitten the dog.

FreudianSlippers

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Can someone explain that word in the thread title ?

There is nothing that could adequately explain that train wreck of the English language to me.

deisedave

Deleted User wrote: »

Full-breed dogs are horrible. They usually have so many health ailments, mongrels are much better and, quite often, a lot cuter.

technically all jack russells are mongrels they are not a recognised breed

FreudianSlippers

Get a rescue dog.

AntiMatter

Why the drama over the thread title?

It's lifted from the Gumtree ad.

humanji

seamus wrote: »

http://www.dspca.ie/cat_animals_need_homes_detail.jsp?itemID=1164&n=149&p=105
http://www.dspca.ie/cat_animals_need_homes_detail.jsp?itemID=1166&n=149&p=105
http://www.dspca.ie/cat_animals_need_homes_detail.jsp?itemID=1260&n=149&p=105

3 gorgeous JR's there

I didn't know dogs understood English, let alone could place personal ads.

almostnever

Don't do it. He'll be a little legend and you'll fall in love with him and then he'll die.

Jesus Wept

Those dogs are usually scum. Get a proper dog.

OisinT

OisinT wrote: »

Get a rescue dog.

My parents told me we were getting a rescue dog. I came up expecting a Saint Bernard but when I got home it was this tiny fluffy puppy. She's adorable and so much fun, but ain't no Saint Bernard.

fonecrusher1

Jack russells. The fiat punto of the dog world.

Ann22

I have a little brown and white one. He's 6mths old and just adorable:o. He has with the cutest little face and softest chocolate button eyes. I love the little bones of him. He's my sweet little muffin.

daenerysstormborn3

Deleted User wrote: »

Full-breed dogs are horrible. They usually have so many health ailments, mongrels are much better and, quite often, a lot cuter.

That's just a tad over the top.

I have a great dane from one of the top breeders in the UK and there is not one single problem with him nor any of his litter mates, nor his parents, obviously, otherwise they would've not been bred.

Any dog coming from any background can have so many health ailments but there is no evidence to suggest full-breed dogs usually have so many health ailments in comparison to mongrels.

Jesus Wept

:rolleyes:

NoDice

Deleted User wrote: »

Full-breed dogs are horrible. They usually have so many health ailments, mongrels are much better and, quite often, a lot cuter.

I think that's a slight exaggeration but I'd agree 100% about them being cuter! I've a soft spot for mongrels. I've a JRT-King Charles cross and a German Shepherd-something else cross (rescue dog). They're like my little hairy babies! :D

NoDice

^^^^^

Oops! Seems I took that as an opportunity to show off my doggies again!

Ha ha - point of posting here - 250 is way too f.cking much dude!

You're bound to find a JRT in a shelter (unfortunately) or for cheaper.

Ann22

Gummy Panda

Get Husky puppies!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqEntcy-FMQ

their little howls are cute

rainbowtrout

deisedave wrote: »

technically all jack russells are mongrels they are not a recognised breed

They're recognised by the Kennel Club since last year. Pity, plenty of idiots will now go and overbreed them and produce some terrible dogs.

My own two:

danniemcq

am i the only one that is confused with this thread?

goat2

AntiMatter wrote: »

It can't be easy to russell up that sort of money in the current climate.

he jacked up the price

arse..biscuits

I was never going to pay €250, even €50 would be pushing it. I just thought the ad needed to be shared with the good people on boards.