Would you rather?

af_thefragile

Rules are you answer the "would you rather" question of the poster above and then posts one of your own for the next person to answer!

To start off:

Would you rather fall off a bike or have a bike fall on you?

phasers

Secret option C

smokie2008

^^^^ off to a typical AH start:D

Kasabian

Would you rather you hadn't started this thread or fall off a large building.

FearDark

Im only here to troll this thread.

af_thefragile

Aww...

Not a good day for me to start a tread it seems...

C'mon people, you can be a bit more fun....

Superbus

Well answering seriously is now out of the question.



With that in mind; panda.

FearDark

Jam or cheese?

Micky Dolenz

Is the answer, slow down and proceed with caution?

javaboy

Would you rather be a sparrow or a snail?

phasers

What flavour jam and what kind of cheese?

alwaysadub

FearDark wrote: »

Jam or cheese?

Both. Cheesy jam. Or jammy cheese..

Lord Trollington

Would you rather have a big penis or a BMW?

KylieWyley

OP, its ok. You are not a failure and we love you.

Maddison

Salt & Vinegar with Cheese or vinegar with cheese & onion

starbelgrade

Would you rather be fucked up the ass by a donkey or have a mouse hump your jap's eye?

af_thefragile

KylieWyley wrote: »

OP, its ok. You are not a failure and we love you.

Would you rather not be a failure or be loved by others??

admiralofthefleet

biscuit or cake?

biscuit


no cake

curlzy

whycliff wrote: »

Would you rather have a big penis or a BMW?

As a female, gotta say a big penis. BMW drivers are ****, well hung men are awesome.:D

starbelgrade

Daddy or chips?

Kasabian

starbelgrade wrote: »

Would you rather be fucked up the ass by a donkey or have a mouse hump your jap's eye?

Can I have a little of each please.

No!

Too greedy?

alwaysadub

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

biscuit or cake?

biscuit


no cake

Tesco or starve?

W.Shakes-Beer

starve.


chicken or egg?

dr gonzo

Cake or death?

Ample Free ...?

Would you rather be attacked by one horse sized duck or a dozen duck sized horses?

ScumLord

Would you rather be a radio presenter or a vagina inspector?

Bruthal

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

biscuit or cake?

biscuit


no cake

I cant make up my mind,,, or can i?

Oranage2

Would you rather be raped by Larry Murphy or win a million Euro?

Loopy

pink or brown?

starbelgrade

Loopy wrote: »

pink or brown?

Is that an offer?

Kasabian

Loopy wrote: »

pink or brown?

I'll book a table.

javaboy

Loopy wrote: »

pink or brown?

Brown. Cos then you can screw into that pack of reds.

Loopy

So many men, such little time!

Pink!

Gummy Panda

Loopy wrote: »

pink or brown?

both in one big lick :P

Super-Rush

Two in the pink or one in the stink?

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

2 in the pink all the way.

Would you rather eat a runner or a towel?

Loopy

Fuck you tiger beer

Uhm, yellow or green?

javaboy

Is the runner Paula Radcliffe mid trot?

Minister Boyce

I see there has been no choice offered between cheese or peas which is propably down to the fact that you can now get CHEESEYPEAS (according to the Fast Show anyways)

af_thefragile

Minister Boyce wrote: »

I see there has been no choice offered between cheese or peas which is propably down to the fact that you can now get CHEESEYPEAS (according to the Fast Show anyways)

now in an easy sqeezy bottle too!

Jesus Wept

prown
bink

Loopy

prawns stink

admiralofthefleet

alwaysadub wrote: »

Tesco or starve?

supervalu

Mint Sauce

Push bike or motor bike OP?

AnonoBoy

I'm choosing the option of shoving something up my hole and then turning it on until it gives me a funny feeling in my tummy.

hiscan

ScumLord wrote: »

Would you rather be a radio presenter or a vagina inspector?

I'm not a Gynaecologist but I'll have a look at it :pac: