Why Can't We All Just Move To Africa And Start Again?

RockinRolla

Think about it.

This island is getting too crowded. If we had special immigration partners like Australia and Singapore, we could all get on a plane to some country in Africa and build New Dublin. Hopefully, the Fianna Fail and church fookers wouldn't follow us and we'd be able to start afresh in the warm climate.

Sound good?

FatRat

Did you just post that?

Jesus Wept

Caribbean ftw.
If I were going to go to the Carribean to live, I'd rather not bring all you cunts with me.

rockmongrel

I get a tan from a fluorescent light. There's your reason.

RockinRolla

The-Rigger wrote: »

Caribbean ftw.
If I were going to go to the Carribean to live, I'd rather not bring all you cunts with me.

I don't think the Caribbean is big enough to take all our tossers.

FatRat

The-Rigger wrote: »

Caribbean ftw.
If I were going to go to the Carribean to live, I'd rather not bring all you cunts with me.

The Caribbean is in Central America not Africa.

orourkeda

Bollocks to Africa.

I like Dublin the way it is.

scientific1982

FatRat wrote: »

The Caribbean is in Central America not Africa.

Eh.

Jesus Wept

FatRat wrote: »

The Caribbean is in Central America not Africa.

Pretty sure it's not dude. Do your research imo.

citizen_p

Because people already live there.

colonialism was so 2 centuries ago

FatRat

The-Rigger wrote: »

Pretty sure it's not dude. Do your research imo.

Sorry. My mistake.

It's in North America.

giggsy664

Because moving back to Africa would be doing the exact opposite of what happened a few hundred thousand/millions of years ago.

fergiesfolly

Do you not think that Africa has enough problems without inflicting four million paddies on them. Besides, we'd die from a combination of exposure to the sun and extra strong Guinness within a month.

orourkeda

The-Rigger wrote: »

Caribbean ftw.
If I were going to go to the Carribean to live, I'd rather not bring all you cunts with me.

Yeah whatever

RockinRolla

giggsy664 wrote: »

Because moving back to Africa would be doing the exact opposite of what happened a few hundred thousand/millions of years ago.

Yeah, but we haven't evolved a day since.

Killer Pigeon

RockinRolla wrote: »

Think about it.

This island is getting too crowded. If we had special immigration partners like Australia and Singapore, we could all get on a plane to some country in Africa and build New Dublin. Hopefully, the Fianna Fail and church fookers wouldn't follow us and we'd be able to start afresh in the warm climate.

Sound good?

Africa is already too crowded.

chucken1

RockinRolla wrote: »

Think about it.

This island is getting too crowded. If we had special immigration partners like Australia and Singapore, we could all get on a plane to some country in Africa and build New Dublin. Hopefully, the Fianna Fail and church fookers wouldn't follow us and we'd be able to start afresh in the warm climate.

Sound good?

The island of Dublin?? ..Off you pop!

CrazyBiscuit

RockinRolla wrote: »

Think about it.

This island is getting too crowded. If we had special immigration partners like Australia and Singapore, we could all get on a plane to some country in Africa and build New Dublin. Hopefully, the Fianna Fail and church fookers wouldn't follow us and we'd be able to start afresh in the warm climate.

Sound good?

As population densities go, we are not very crowded at all.

Cheap Thrills!

Well, i'm freezin so something's gonna have to be done. Maybe not Africa though, i dont like creepy crawlies too much. What about France?
They need some immigrants now that the Roma have got the boot...:pac:

Jesus Wept

The majority of countries in Africa have a lower population density.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African_countries_by_population_density

CrazyBiscuit

The-Rigger wrote: »

The majority of countries in Africa have a lower population density.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African_countries_by_population_density

Yes, but by European standards we have quite a low density.

CantGetNoSleep

CrazyBiscuit wrote: »

Yes, but by European standards we have quite a low density.

Overpopulation is not our problem, our problems are greed, stupidity and addiction to idleness

af_thefragile

The-Rigger wrote: »

The majority of countries in Africa have a lower population density.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African_countries_by_population_density

Thats because all those countries are either inhospitable desert of Savannah plains which are all protected to stop humans from killing any more animals and making any more species become extinct.

RockinRolla

I found the perfect place - Gambia will now be known as New Eire.

The location isn't too bad; it's not too far south. Beautiful beaches, warm climate and best of all, no scumbags. Banjul will now be known as New Dublin - it has a nice ring to it but just in case someone takes offence - our new capital will be called DubJul.

Obviously moving there will not be without it's complications. First, we must fly all the Gambians over here so we can move there.

andrew

Eh, Guys, last time I checked Africa was a bit of a shit hole, to put it mildly.

RockinRolla

andrew wrote: »

Eh, Guys, last time I checked Africa was a bit of a shit hole, to put it mildly.

What makes it any different than here then?

af_thefragile

RockinRolla wrote: »

I found the perfect place - Gambia will now be known as New Eire.

The location isn't too bad; it's not too far south. Beautiful beaches, warm climate and best of all, no scumbags. Banjul will now be known as New Dublin - it has a nice ring to it but just in case someone takes offence - our new capital will be called DubJul.

Obviously moving there will not be without it's complications. First, we must fly all the Gambians over here so we can move there.

Wanna start gathering up the army then?
Ireland could start a whole new phase of colonialism. Then once we've gathered enough wealth and resources and after a few genocide, invade and colonialise UK and call it even!??... Then could also have boards outside our homes saying "feck off brits!"....

Cook my sock

if the film 2012 is anything to go by, we will.

chucken1

RockinRolla wrote: »

What makes it any different than here then?

I think 'someone' wants to leave Ireland,but he's afraid to tell future wife!

mawk

I hear Greenland is pretty empty at this time of year. if they left the key under the mat for emergencies we could all just go there and squat?

ArseBurger

RockinRolla wrote: »

I don't think the Caribbean is big enough to take all our tossers.

Besides, it's nearly full with Denis O'Brien's 'yes master' bitches.

RockinRolla

ArseBurger wrote: »

Besides, it's nearly full with Denis O'Brien's 'yes master' bitches.

Sounds wonderful.

thetonynator

We aren't remotely overcrowded, the opposite in fact, we've got thousands and thousands of empty houses, and produce way more food than we ever use. why would we want to move to a continent that suffers from loads of things we don't, like drought, locusts, more disease etc??? and anglo irish would surely follow us there as well . :P

ejmaztec

We'll just move from one place run by crooks, to another place run by crooks with guns. I can see no problem, let's Thomas Cook it.

tommyhaas

Can imagine us all landing in Africa, would be great promo for fianna fail

''Look around lads, and you thought we fcuked up after the British left''

m@cc@

RockinRolla wrote: »

Think about it.

This island is getting too crowded. If we had special immigration partners like Australia and Singapore, we could all get on a plane to some country in Africa and build New Dublin. Hopefully, the Fianna Fail and church fookers wouldn't follow us and we'd be able to start afresh in the warm climate.

Sound good?

Ask the British, French, Portugese, Germans and the Dutch how that worked out for them....

thetonynator wrote: »

We aren't remotely overcrowded, the opposite in fact, we've got thousands and thousands of empty houses, and produce way more food than we ever use. why would we want to move to a continent that suffers from loads of things we don't, like drought, locusts, more disease etc??? and anglo irish would surely follow us there as well .

True enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_population_density

We're 144th out of 239 countries. You could say we're s*** at being densely populated.

stovelid

RockinRolla wrote: »

Why Can't We All Just Move To Africa And Start Again?

You first.

We'll all follow you later.

Sea Sharp

Greenland is icy and Iceland is greeny.
Who'd a thunk it!!

ejmaztec

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Greenland is icy and Iceland is greeny.
Who'd a thunk it!!

And sometimes they're both icy and greeny.

m@cc@

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Greenland is icy and Iceland is greeny.
Who'd a thunk it!!

You'll find Lapland a massive disappointment.

jester77

I've already a goat over there, so I've a head start

ejmaztec

jester77 wrote: »

I've already a goat over there, so I've a head start

Not after the barbecue you haven't.

CreepingDeath

RockinRolla wrote: »

Why Can't We All Just Move To Africa And Start Again?

Think about it.

You don't really take your own advice do you ?

Kasabian

When is this exodus happening, I need to pack

walshb

orourkeda wrote: »

Bollocks to Africa.

I like Dublin the way it is.

I don't, there's too many bloody Africans!

RichieC

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/article.php?id=249

INTERPOL has launched an investigation after the island of Ireland fled the west coast of Europe yesterday evening shortly after receiving a 'considerable sum' of money from the European Central Bank (ECB).

Formed by large glaciers and a very harsh climate more than 10 thousand years ago, Ireland is the third largest island in Europe and the twentieth-largest island in the world.

Today it is home to more than 6.5 million people and has made the news lately for its struggling economy and moronic government.

The IMF, Interpol, the UK and the ECB have all launched an investigation after the country just 'Got up and Left' following a large transfer of European funds from the main central bank in Frankfurt, Germany.

The Irish government is understood to have cut off all communications to the continent early yesterday morning.

The European Commissioner for Economic and Financial Affairs, Olli Rehn, said today that he has tried on numerous occasions to get in contact with the Irish Taoiseach.

He said: "I have been ringing all morning. At first the phone would just ring out. Then it would ring for two or three times and stop, like he just rejected the call. Now all I'm getting is his stupid voicemail. I think his phone is off. I know he doesn't like answering private numbers but this is ridiculous.

"I have also tried Brian Lenihan's office. They just keep telling me he's out and that he left his mobile there so there's no point in ringing it."

:pac:

ejmaztec

walshb wrote: »

I don't, there's too many bloody Africans!

I thought you loved being a part of a multi-racial society?

walshb

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought you loved being a part of a multi-racial society?

Jeez, I don't know what gave you that idea.

And, why would someone thank a question? Nodin!

ejmaztec

walshb wrote: »

Jeez, I don't know what gave you that idea.

Absolutely nothing at all.

annieire

While i tend to complain about the Irish climate frequently enough, i don't hate it enough that i would ever want to move to Africa! I burn easily too which doesn't help matters

sheesh

RichieC wrote: »

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/article.php?id=249



:pac:

I love the way we are in the middle of the gulf over all its lovely oil!!!