Thongs

starbelgrade

A few years ago, I was seeing this girl. One morning after staying over in her place, I couldn't for the life of me find my jocks. I had to get to work in a hurry & couldn't go to the office with the boys dangling free... you'd get away with it wearing jeans, but not trousers, so after ramsacking her bedroom to no avail, she offered me one of her thongs to wear to keep the crown jewels from swinging all over the place.

She did so with a smile that at the time I mistook for a mix of sympathy & apathy, but later realised that it was the type of grin only the Devil could muster.

It was one of the most uncomfortable days of my life... fuck me... it was like having a day long wedgie.

Since then, I still cannot fathom how women manage to wear them.. I mean, God bless them for doing so - they look savage on a pert bot, but bejaysus, you've got to be a freakin' sadist to wear one.

So.. lads & lassies.... thongs... what the hell are they all about?

johnnyrotten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

Kiera

I dont believe for one min that she didnt have a few pairs of "the time of the month" knickers?

Peyton Manning

I imagine they're more comfortable without a sweaty ballsack tightly nestled in there. That's like complaining that your 2 seater convertible is crap for taking the kids to school man.

starbelgrade

Kiera wrote: »

I dont believe for one min that she didnt have a few pairs of "the time of the month" knickers?

They were probably hidden in the same secret drawer as my boxers.

Banjaxed82

There must be a fierce smell of arse off the stringy bit.

Goldenegg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

There ya go.

Johnny, you beat me to it!

Kiera

starbelgrade wrote: »

They were probably hidden in the same secret drawer as my boxers.

She probably had your boxers under her pillow for later

kowloon

Kiera wrote: »

I dont believe for one min that she didnt have a few pairs of "the time of the month" knickers?

This ^. It was obviously a cold and calculated decision on her part.

Gunsfortoys

They have good and bad points.

Whoever invented this doesn't know what they're about.

Wolfe Tone

She stole yer boxers..... perv

El Horseboxo

You musn't be blessed in the aul trouser department or you were with a fat chick cause i know i wouldn't be fitting my balls into a slim girls thong.

dr.bollocko

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had to get to work in a hurry & couldn't go to the office with the boys dangling free...

And here is the very shady premise upon which your entire thread lies.
This sentence alone is worthy of more serious exploration.
The nutsack doth protest too much methinks.

Cheap Thrills!

Friend of mine once pronounced the state of her thong after a lengthy session as being like 'a crispy wonton'

SprostonGreen

Accept it, you wear them, you like them, just come to terms with it.

kowloon

El Horseboxo wrote: »

You musn't be blessed in the aul trouser department or you were with a fat chick cause i know i wouldn't be fitting my balls into a slim girls thong.

It would hold up the middle part, like a rope down the sail of a galleon with a gale force wind at the stern.

Goldenegg

Kiera wrote: »

She probably had your boxers under her pillow for later

Sniff......;)

Wolfe Tone

I had to get to work in a hurry & couldn't go to the office with the boys dangling free...

Why not, too distracting for the secretaries?

starbelgrade

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Friend of mine once pronounced the state of her thong after a lengthy session as being like 'a crispy wonton'

Dr.Bollocko's cue to release his trademark teeny girly catchphrase of, "Ewww"!

Son Of A Vidic

I'd rather go 'free range' than wear a thong, Christ it brings tears to my eyes thinking about it.

garv123

waiting to see who's the bravest to say "Pics or get the fcuk off".

foxinsox

starbelgrade wrote: »

Since then, I still cannot fathom how women manage to wear them.. I mean, God bless them for doing so - they look savage on a pert bot, but bejaysus, you've got to be a freakin' sadist to wear one.

0/

kowloon

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Friend of mine once pronounced the state of her thong after a lengthy session as being like 'a crispy wonton'

Your Wonton will freeze before you reach the first marker!

Kiera

garv123 wrote: »

waiting to see who's the bravest to say "Pics or get the fcuk off".

Not a chance! I got an ex to put one on before and it's not something i ever want to see a man in again

Banjaxed82

starbelgrade wrote: »

she offered me one of her thongs to wear to keep the crown jewels from swinging all over the place.

This isn't you by any chance?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsfN9lsRfJSEYMP6_JQxApvOGcQ1DtDOxt2I997KbKAP1IL94L-w

Pete M.

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

She stole yer boxers..... perv

Yeah, definitely, and wore them the whole day after.

But as for what the whole thing thongs are about, I thought that these thoughts threw thirtysomethings, well anyones, thoughts off like.

Sorry too much THc there.

They're uncomfortable but look great (depending of course), kind of like high heels or push up bras, so da chix jus wears dem cos dey wana lux gud if dey is axed 2 get nekid b4 getn nailed?

A very good question.

Mint Sauce

And I thought I had trouble trying to find my socks the next morning.

Peyton Manning

garv123 wrote: »

waiting to see who's the bravest to say "Pics or get the fcuk off".

Nobody but you will say that, because everybody else knows what the O stands for in GTFO.

Kiera

Pete M. wrote: »

Yeah, definitely, and wore them the whole day after.

But as for what the whole thing thongs are about, I thought that these thoughts threw thirtysomethings, well anyones, thoughts off like.

Sorry too much THc there.

They're uncomfortable but look great (depending of course), kind of like high heels or push up bras, so da chix jus wears dem cos dey wana lux gud if dey is axed 2 get nekid b4 getn nailed?

A very good question.

I'm sure that is a good question, i'll just get my teenage bro to tell me what it means tho :P

foxinsox

Pete M. wrote: »

They're uncomfortable but look great (depending of course), kind of like high heels or push up bras, so da chix jus wears dem cos dey wana lux gud if dey is axed 2 get nekid b4 getn nailed?

A very good question.

Another good question..

How do you know they are unconfortable?

I find them very comfortable

Red Hand

This is starbelgrade's dog.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1E5x8enF0ijK6fDxQSbFnepAoVgDN2azIldEfrRTixTCu-w7b2Q

:pac:

garv123

Tom_Brady wrote: »

Nobody but you will say that, because everybody else knows what the O stands for in GTFO.

same difference :rolleyes:

starbelgrade

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

This is starbelgrade's dog.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1E5x8enF0ijK6fDxQSbFnepAoVgDN2azIldEfrRTixTCu-w7b2Q

:pac:

My hot dog.

Kiera

starbelgrade wrote: »

My hot dog.

Is that the bitch you shagged? :P

softmee

starbelgrade wrote: »

you've got to be a freakin' sadist to wear one.

Do you mean masochist?

Son Of A Vidic

foxinsox wrote: »

..How do you know they are unconfortable?

That thought also crossed my mind.

ibarelycare

Thongs actually aren't as uncomfortable as most guys seem to think they are. G-strings can be, but if it's just a normal thong, the thong bit shouldn't actually stick up your arse and give you a wedgie, it should just sit comfortably between your arse cheeks

Ghandee

Kiera wrote: »

Not a chance! I got an ex to put one on before and it's not something i ever want to see a man in again

I'll never forgive you for that!
My arse looked like a walrus flossing :cool:

Kiera

Gucky wrote: »

I'll never forgive you for that!
My arse looked like a walrus flossing :cool:

Your name is very fitting :P

/you should have had a BS&C wax that day, dude!

Mrmoe

ibarelycare wrote: »

Thongs actually aren't as uncomfortable as most guys seem to think they are. G-strings can be, but if it's just a normal thong, the thong bit shouldn't actually stick up your arse and give you a wedgie, it should just sit comfortably between your arse cheeks

I guess that is a thong in cheek comment :P

Goldenegg

garv123 wrote: »

same difference :rolleyes:

Not really.....:rolleyes:

Kiera

Hope it was her knickers and not what the Aussies call a thong you had between your arse cheeks?

Mint Sauce

ibarelycare wrote: »

Thongs actually aren't as uncomfortable as most guys seem to think they are. G-strings can be, but if it's just a normal thong, the thong bit shouldn't actually stick up your arse and give you a wedgie, it should just sit comfortably between your arse cheeks

That fine for the person they were intended for, but if the fella decides or is requested to wear them, thats were the problems could start. Especially if a difference in ass size.

Gummy Panda

Kiera wrote: »

She probably had your boxers under her pillow for later

She was going to sniff his boxers later?

starbelgrade

irish-stew wrote: »

That fine for the person they were intended for, but if the fella decides or is requested to wear them, thats were the problems could start. Especially if a difference in ass size.

She was quite petite, so my balls were slipping out the sides.... it looked like the top of Mickey Mouses head, turned upside down.

Kiera

Gummy Panda wrote: »

She was going to sniff his boxers later?

Of course! I'm a boxer keeper

Gummy Panda

Kiera wrote: »

Of course! I'm a boxer keeper

Ewww.... yuck!!

Johro

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

This is starbelgrade's dog.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1E5x8enF0ijK6fDxQSbFnepAoVgDN2azIldEfrRTixTCu-w7b2Q

:pac:

This is star's cat after the trauma of seeing him in a thong..
Catnip crazy.jpg

Kiera

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Ewww.... yuck!!

*sniff*

Yummy

Mint Sauce

starbelgrade wrote: »

She was quite petite, so my balls were slipping out the sides.... it looked like the top of Mickey Mouses head, turned upside down.

To much information.

:eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

starbelgrade wrote: »

She was quite petite, so my balls were slipping out the sides.... it looked like the top of Mickey Mouses head, turned upside down.

I bet it was more like Minnie's.