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Science Proves Men Get Turned Off By a Woman's Tears

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  • 07-01-2011 11:17am
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    Kimono-Girl
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    According to researchers at the Weizmann Institute, chemicals in a woman's tears decreases a man's sexual arousal. Interestingly, there's no smell—tears couldn't be distinguished from saline. But the chemicals still lowered testosterone levels in test subjects.

    http://gizmodo.com/5726977/science-proves-men-get-turned-off-by-a-womans-tears



    now men have a good excuse not to go see those weepy chick flicks on a date... :D

    would you be turned off if a woman cried?
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    Scarydoll
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    Ask Larry Murphy.


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    Dravokivich
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    But... The strippers are better when they are crying...


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    Nodin
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    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    According to researchers at the Weizmann Institute, chemicals in a woman's tears decreases a man's sexual arousal. Interestingly, there's no smell—tears couldn't be distinguished from saline. But the chemicals still lowered testosterone levels in test subjects.

    http://gizmodo.com/5726977/science-proves-men-get-turned-off-by-a-womans-tears



    now men have a good excuse not to go see those weepy chick flicks on a date... :D

    would you be turned off if a woman cried?

    If they talk and the male listens...that causes a chemcal drop too........


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    Smyth
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    Doesn't bother me. I keep going anyway.


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    Earthhorse
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    Interesting. This contradicts the recent boards' study that suggested men were turned on by Jean Byrne's tears.


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    Duggy747
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    I actually don't get turned on unless they're an emotional wreck!

    Tears are nature's lube.


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    jimthemental
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I actually don't get turned on unless they're an emotional wreck!

    Tears are nature's lube.

    I thought spit was nature's lube. Anyway women in the crying game are dangerous! They could either lash out or they could have a mickey like in the film!


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    MagicSean
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    Am i right in saying this research requires the man to taste the tears? Surely if thats happening the relationship is already doomed.


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    FatherLen
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    this was in the metro this morning


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    AnonoBoy
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    They don't affect gay men's desire for women though.


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    Duggy747
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    jimthemental wrote: »
    I thought spit was nature's lube. Anyway women in the crying game are dangerous! They could either lash out or they could have a mickey like in the film!

    Spit, tears, blood, pee, poo............it's all lube to me :pac:


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    FatherLen
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Spit, tears, blood, pee, poo............it's all lube to me :pac:
    you disgust me















    not really


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    CreepingDeath
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Tears are nature's lube.

    For eye socket sex ?


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    kfallon
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    FatherLen wrote: »
    this was in the metro this morning

    Wow! Somebody actually reads the Metro :eek:


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    TerrorFirmer
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    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    For eye socket sex ?

    once you go black..... you go blind


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    Duggy747
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    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    For eye socket sex ?

    If there's an opening, I'll take it.

    Not as fun as ear sex, though. Much more of a challenge.


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    CreepingDeath
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Not as fun as ear sex, though. Much more of a challenge.

    Depends on the species.


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    Duggy747
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    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    Depends on the species.

    Species, shcmecies! They all want it, they just don't know it yet. :pac:


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    Ninjedi
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    If there wasn't meant to be something in there there wouldn't be a hole!


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    AckwelFoley
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    Science can sometimes be wrong.


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    jimthemental
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    If there's an opening, I'll take it.

    Not as fun as ear sex, though. Much more of a challenge.

    I know, and you have nature's own sex wax there too!


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    Kimono-Girl
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    snyper wrote: »
    Science can sometimes be wrong.


    would you find tears sexy?


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    RichieC
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    Tears anger me.


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    stateofflux
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    makes sense...as the guilt trip switch of pretending to care requires thought meaning blood has to leave lower head to go to upper head...


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    Sisko
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    Come on OP, I mean wouldnt it be pretty messed up if tears turned men on?


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    Kimono-Girl
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    Sisko wrote: »
    Come on OP, I mean wouldnt it be pretty messed up if tears turned men on?


    damn right it would, women don't need any more encouragement to cry! :)


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    Copper23
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    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    According to researchers at the Weizmann Institute, chemicals in a woman's tears decreases a man's sexual arousal. Interestingly, there's no smell—tears couldn't be distinguished from saline. But the chemicals still lowered testosterone levels in test subjects.

    http://gizmodo.com/5726977/science-proves-men-get-turned-off-by-a-womans-tears



    now men have a good excuse not to go see those weepy chick flicks on a date... :D

    would you be turned off if a woman cried?

    Goes without saying I'd imagine.


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