Favourite Movie Quotes

scientific1982

"Peek-a-boo, you ****s, you".

MJ23

"you either smoke, or you get smoked, and you got smoked"
"hell, you can put a cat in the oven, but that dont make it a biscuit"

Can anyone name what film these two quotes are from ?

bonerm

"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. "
- Johnny (The Room)

Duggy747

"Bitches.........leave!!"

D.Q

Captain J.T. Spaulding: [to Sheriff Wydell] If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!

Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we ****in' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ****ing family.

The devil's rejects.

strobe

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.

And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

We can't stop here....this is bat country.

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

petes

Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

tallus

The great John Wayne in True Grit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKThgLq21Rc

Flimbos

Goodfellas.
"Go home and get your f****** shinebox!"
"Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****** amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"


Glengarry Glen Ross.
"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."


As Good As It Gets.
"You're a disgrace to depression."
"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."


High Fidelity.
"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shít for brains."

Timothy Bryce

I want a blonde who does couples, couples.

yeppydeppy

That's right, I am William Money outa Missouri and I have killed women and children, and now, Little Bill, I'm here to kill you.

Turtyturd

Bad Santa

'Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody. '

admiralofthefleet

'didnt you used to called eddie valiant, or did you change your name to jack daniels?' - who framed roger rabbit

yeppydeppy

Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!

yeppydeppy

THE SHERIFF'S A NI......(DONG)

What did he say?

I think he said the sheriff is near.

Pyridine

To potential deserters:


"If the Legion doesn't get you, the Arabs will. If the Arabs don't get you, the desert will. And if the desert doesn't get you... I will.


Gene Hackman, March or Die

marzic

Catch 22 - Yossarian was played by Alan Arkin, great cast also.

Yossarian: He was very old.
Luciana: But he was a boy.
Yossarian: Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.

the book has a character called Chief White half-oat who doesnt make the big screen, but describes his family moving from place to place being pursued by oil speculators, which is incredible.

jimthemental

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

Team America

Superbus

"If everybody loved each other, the world would be a better place"
-Johnny, The Room

"You can't piss on hospitality"
-Dad, Troll 2

AndyKiely

"There are two kind of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig" - The man with no name. (The good, the Bad and the Ugly)

Con1988

Put the Coffee down!.....Coffee is for closer's!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

Hannibal

PULP FICTION (1994)

Jules "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee"

Captain Koons "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

podgemonster

Al: He may not be LAPD but hes definetly a badge
Dwayne: What makes you say that?
Al: Things he said, like how to spot a phony ID
Dwayne: Jesus Christ Powell, he could be a fúcking bartender for all we know
-Die Hard

Shooter: I eat pieces of shít lie you for breakfast
Happy: You eat pieces of shít for breakfast

Joe: Hey Dwight, did Nazi camp left you finish arts and crafts early! Haha
Dwight: ........Yes they did

youcancallmeal

Superbus wrote: »

"If everybody loved each other, the world would be a better place"
-Johnny, The Room

How could I forget the room!? The whole script is a masterpiece! Some of my favourites:

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

---

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

---

Johnny: Oh hi Claudette!
Claudette: Oh!
Johnny: Bye!

allanb49

youcancallme>al wrote: »

How could I forget the room!? The whole script is a masterpiece! Some of my favourites:

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

---

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

---

Johnny: Oh hi Claudette!
Claudette: Oh!
Johnny: Bye!

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hondasam

Freddy Krueger: You've got the body, and I've got the brains.

D.Q

podgemonster wrote: »

Joe: Hey Dwight, did Nazi camp left you finish arts and crafts early! Haha
Dwight: ........Yes they did

White Goodman.

not Dwight.

hondasam

Smokey and the bandit


Buford T Justice I]to his son[/I There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

jkell061

Let out some steam Bennit

When I said i'd kill you last time,.. i lied!

Arnie in Commando

jkell061

oh yeh and, "jenny, come to daddy" in arnie's voice

smug

QUIET! ALL OF YOU!...


































They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.

petes

DieselQueen wrote: »

Captain J.T. Spaulding: [to Sheriff Wydell] If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!

Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we ****in' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ****ing family.

The devil's rejects.

Love that film, preferred house of1000 corpses though!

Mr Benevolent

"Shoot the glass.'"

Saw him in a play recently, really wanted him to use that line!

gaeilge 1

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. smells like (pause) victory.
apocalypse now

The Highwayman

Jack Nicholson. A few good men

(Col. Jessup): Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo

gyppo

Do you know what nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t...............Me!


Bricktop - Snatch

The Highwayman

Dirty Harry - Do you feel lucky?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMLGkj91Og

KeithM89_old

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Informative and funny...

Nolanger

Bloody Americans, they've even managed to vulgarise ice cream!

ItsAWindUp

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Tails142

Most outrageous Bond quote ever is at the end of The World is Not Enough

He's lying in bed with Dr. Christmas Jones and he says

Bond: You spoil me!
Dr Christmas Jones: Why??

BOND: I thought Christmas only comes once a year!

Another good one from the same film:

Alexis King: You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me!
BOND: <Shoots her dead>
BOND: I never miss.

Ulysses Gaze

Glengarry Glen Ross the whole scene with Alec Baldwin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WCcKIkMp8Y

Predator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV0FJHSYbvw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

junkyarddog

How do you know she is a witch?

Well she turned me into a newt.

A Newt?.

I got better.

VNP

My da used to say, 'Hate your opponent.'
He was my trainer
'Hate him,
and you'll never give less than 100 %.'

That's a philosophy I still follow.
That's why I'm such an animal, man.

brown sauce in your tea ... bleedin delish

HAMMERCURRENT

[Randal bursts into the office]
Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?

Clerks 2 (which I liked) ripping a movie (which I hated)

bonerm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gDnBkAl8g

SeaFields

One of the best scenes in one of the best mob films ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk

Bajingo

Dr. Emmett Brown: Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

Marty McFly: What did you say?

Dr. Emmett Brown: A bolt of lighting.

Back to the Future
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Dave Lizewski (Kick-Ass): How do I get a hold of you?

Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock

Kick-Ass

cjmcork

the Wayne's World clip brought so many brill quotes to mind.................

like this one:

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

and this one:

Alan: Do I frighten you?
Mrs. Vanderhoff: No.
Alan: Do you want me to?

cjmcork

Also from Ferris Bueller: Quote 1 could be useful in today's economic climate:

Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.

Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.