Favourite Movie Quotes

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Enter the Dragon starring Bruce Lee

Han: We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams: I don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.
Han: Oh? How so?

Williams: I'll be too busy looking gooood

ro09

A Few Good Men

Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

chrisxii

anything with john wayne or clint eastwood also gene hackman is very good

falan

Casino Joe pesci..


Nicky Sontero.

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JVuE0lWAFY

lil'bug

The Blues Brothers
Elwood: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes. Its dark, and we are wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it"

chrisxii

does anyone remember the home alone movies when the kid uses the gangster movies on the tv?

rednik

Magnum Force
"Speaking of whale****, what have you come up with Briggs"
"Excuse me captain this may sound stupid but can you fly", "Nope never had a lesson".
Blazing Saddles
"Never mind that **** here's Mongo"
"My name is Jim, but some people call me Jim".

merlie

From Star Wars:Episode 1V-A New Hope (1977)
Princess Leia:Darth Vader! Only you could be so bold...the Imperial Senate will not sit still for this

From the movie, Now Voyager! (1942)
Charlotte:Oh Jerry...Don't lets ask for the moon...we have the stars

From the original and best version of The Railway Children (1970)
Roberta:We all think that we ought to have been very happy and we were, but we did not know how happy, till the pretty life at Edgecombevilla was over and done with and we had to live a very different life indeed..the dreadful change came quite suddlenly!

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

bonerm

"Sugar enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and yellow dye #5"
- Die Hard

Azureus

''I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If ya never take it seriously, you never get hurt, if ya never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends'': Penny Lane, Almost Famous.

Inspector Cobb: ''We'll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes''. John McClane: ''Take your time. I expect to be dead in four'': Die Hard with a vengeance

''Get the **** outta my house'' : Fracture

Ditch

From " ManHunter ";

Dr Lector: " Do ye know how ye caught me, Will ....? "

Will Graham: " I had an advantage, Dr Lector ..... You're insane. "


Absolutely bloody classic!

JGEP

"Silent and smooth, just like always"

jackie1974

chrisxii wrote: »

does anyone remember the home alone movies when the kid uses the gangster movies on the tv?

You got to the count of ten to get out of here, one, two, ten take that you fillthy animal.

My 5yr old son says 'take that you filty animal' whenever he gives our dog something

TeddyTedson

Not a film but sure it may as well be,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpx5TW1A68I

Raiden is oh so innocent and confused.

GaryIrv93

''They have a cave troll''

LH Pathe

Johnny: What do you think he looks like?

Maggie: [holds up Troll doll] Looks like that, doesn’t he?

Johnny: What, a little nudist homunculus with a pink quiff ?"

AskMyChocolate

"When he went into that hospital a month ago, I thought it was your run-of-the-mill nervous breakdown. But Vic...is sick, Mick. Vic is a sick prick, Mick."

Gabriel Byrne- Mad Dog Time (describing Richard Dreyfuss' character).

Probably one of those where you have to be watching the film to get the humour.:o

AeoNGriM

Ditch wrote: »

From " ManHunter ";

Dr Lector: " Do you know how you caught me, Will ....? "

Will Graham: " You had.......disadvantages. "

Dr Lector: " What disadvantages? "

Will Graham: " You're insane"


Absolutely bloody classic!

FYP :P

Will Pedersen > Ed Norton

doomed

Brian: F**k Off!

Multitude: How shall we f**k off, oh Lord?

Life of Brian

latenia

From Conan the Barbarian

Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

and

Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult.

Kerrydude1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riNuW2SlLv0

Loomis

MJ23 wrote: »

"you either smoke, or you get smoked, and you got smoked"
"hell, you can put a cat in the oven, but that dont make it a biscuit"

Can anyone name what film these two quotes are from ?

White Men Can't Jump.
Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!


Sidney: You sick ****s. You've seen one too many movies!
Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
- Scream.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
- Matrix

Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger
[He does]
Neo: and you give me my phone call.
- Matrix

SEPT 23 1989

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

benway

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Just beat me to the punch on that one, Gene Wilder's timing on is perfect:

Blazing Saddles is a goldmine:

Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

senorwipesalot

"Oh am,yeah the custard creams will be fine love" .....Dermot..Fair City

Class:)

minotour

Lukker- wrote: »

"Luke I am your Dad"

-Darth Vader in Star Trek

Just saw this and it made me laugh, not sure if that was the intention............

Trankton

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


1.21 JIGAWATS!!!!!!

"The urge to flee came suddenly" - Raoul Duke

From Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


I know it is a book quote in a film but fu­ck you

Luap

Hardy Bucks,

Buzz, "Do ye have any biscuits"

"Yeh we do"

Buzz, "Get them"

MuddyDog

Well, look at these two morose mother****ers right here. Smells like somebody **** in their cereal... Buuung. - Jay & Silent Bob Strike back

Channel Zero

"Go **** yourself, San Diego" -Ron Burgundy

Festy

Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Paul Allen: They're OK.

Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.

Bateman: Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Bateman: No, Allen.

Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?

Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. [rapidly, as if agitated] But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul! [he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]





'Oh Africa Brave Africa'. It was... a laugh riot.




Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen



Patrick Bateman: Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.


Patrick Bateman: Your compliment was sufficient, Luis




I have to return some videotapes :pac: