Jokes!!!!

JohnnyQuid

Having an auld slag session with a friend of mine about each others college.He's in trinity, so I could do with some good trinity jokes because all I have at the moment is:

"Q-How many tcd students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One.He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him"

"Q-How do they separate the boys from the men at trinity?
A-Get a restraining order"

"Daddy can't buy you cop on in trinity"

Any jokes?

cson

There's a list of those that crop up now and again; basically generic <insert 3rd level institution here> jokes.

Although...

Q: "Why can't they have Xmas at LIT?"

A "They can't find 3 wise men and a virgin"

Never fails to crack me up

SarahBeep!

The best form of contraception in TCD......their personalities.

entropic

How many WIT students does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It looks better in the dark.


What do you get when you drive through LIT's campus?

A Degree.


All very cringe worthy, why I like em

Seloth

This is why LIT hates us :pac:

Why the diffrence between the Lodge and LIT...not much,they're both easy too pass through

lol the only rivalry I'll have against them is when the play us at rugby :L

JohnnyBananas

A business owner in Tallaght is struggling with a maths problem, so he calls in his female employee.

“You went to Tallaght IT and I need your help. If I was to give you €50 minus 14%, how much would you take off?”

She replied “Everything but my earrings.”