What do you do....?

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 3:53am #1

When the other half is asleep?

Apart from the obvious AH lads and ladettes *wags finger* :mad::rolleyes:

So when the light of your life falls asleep and you are as wakey as a monkey filled morning?

What do YOU do???

Leprecunt · 08-01-2011 3:55am

I take it you post on boards. :P

Ghandee · 08-01-2011 3:55am

Pretend shes someone else, then cuddle her.

futonic · 08-01-2011 3:55am

I do the obvious, study.

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 3:57am

I slip into a pair of her panties, rub some Bovril on my knob & invite the next door neighbour's dog in to lick it off as I post in AH, accusing people of not being manly enough for their own good.

Isn't that what everyone does?

CrazyBiscuit · 08-01-2011 3:57am

Break into spontaneous song.

alwaysadub · 08-01-2011 4:00am

Poke and prod him until he wakes up.

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 4:00am

starbelgrade wrote: »

I slip into a pair of her panties, rub some Bovril on my knob & invite the next door neighbour's dog in to lick it off as I post in AH, accusing people of not being manly enough for their own good.

Isn't that what everyone does?

no

you disgust me.

MOAR filth!!!

*stamps foot tantrumesquely*

Fizman · 08-01-2011 4:01am

starbelgrade wrote: »

I slip into a pair of her panties, rub some Bovril on my knob & invite the next door neighbour's dog in to lick it off as I post in AH, accusing people of not being manly enough for their own good.

Isn't that what everyone does?

No, you freak.

I happen to like Bovril so instead of wasting it on a dog, I put Nutella on my willy.

hiscan · 08-01-2011 4:03am

alwaysadub wrote: »

Poke and prod her until she wakes up.

FYP

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 4:04am

alwaysadub wrote: »

Poke and prod him until he wakes up.

I do that with the missus sometimes.

The only response I ever get is, "I'm asleep, get that thing away from me".

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 4:13am

starbelgrade wrote: »

I do that with the missus sometimes.

The only response I ever get is, "I'm asleep, get that thing away from me".

Can't blame the girl if you're bringing your horrible jar of peanut butter to the sack the bed. She probably has enough of your nuts.

So she has.

af_thefragile · 08-01-2011 4:29am

Fap...

How come no one mentioned this yet?......

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 4:42am

af_thefragile wrote: »

Fap...

How come no one mentioned this yet?......

There was a proviso, thusly;

Apart from the obvious AH lads and ladettes *wags finger*

What do you do....?

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