fat girls??

Agricola

Dudess wrote: »

Ah why bother looking for them when there are all those folds? A slot is a slot.

- That's rough

LambsEye

Agricola wrote: »

- That's rough

Have you ever got a elbow ****? Much nicer if the lady has a bit of fleshy pillowing going on.

I'm a girl, but it's what all the kids are talking about nowadays. And yes. I talk to kids about their sexitimes.

The_B_Man

My drinkin buddy in college was mad for the fatties. It was so handy coz the hot ones would always have the chubby mate, so when she scored, it left the window open for me. So handy.

I could never understand his tastes though. Whether it was a confidence thing or not, i dunno. But he'd actively seek out the big girls, and show little or no interest in the fit and healthy ones! Every girlfriend hes ever had has also been around the same weight. He reminds me of an episode of Benny Hill or something!

I also remember another mate of mine being so scuttered we had to hold him up in the club, and we took turns minding him. We got distracted and 5 mins later remembered about him. We all turn around and look at where we left him sitting and lo and behold there was this massive one with her arms around him, getting stuck into him. this bloke is about 6"2 but she was taller and wider! We could barely see him. One of the boys was saying that she saw her with a group of girls hovering around me mate earlier so her mates obviously saw the opportunity and threw her in to get the shift! We just looked on in awe, and then just laughed! He got some abuse the next day!!

So to answer the OP, no they dont miss out.

LambsEye

LambsEye wrote: »

Because I get sucked in and can't help my errant fingers.

Also. Agreed. Obviously men aren't going to go for the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAT chick because as humans we go for the healthiest mate.

So yes. I agree with you. What happens now? Has this ever happened before on a thread?

I'm freaked out...is the world going to come to an end? Agreeing on AH...CRAZY!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Agricola

The_B_Man wrote: »

I could never understand his tastes though. Whether it was a confidence thing or not, i dunno. But he'd actively seek out the big girls, and show little or no interest in the fit and healthy ones! Every girlfriend hes ever had has also been around the same weight. He reminds me of an episode of Benny Hill or something!

Maybe hes a genius like John Nash. Have you seen A Beautiful Mind? I'll paraphrase;

"If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her (fat) friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls fatties. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid"

HellFireClub

Agricola wrote: »

Maybe hes a genius like John Nash. Have you seen A Beautiful Mind? I'll paraphrase;

"If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her (fat) friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls fatties. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid"

When you find yourself having this conversation with yourself, it's time to go home and have a frap on your own.

Paparazzo

FruitLover wrote: »

At least you can shag a good-looking-but-stupid woman. WTF can you do with a fat girl??

Are you sitting down? I have some news that might shock you:








Far girls have gees too. You can shag them.

LambsEye

Paparazzo wrote: »

Are you sitting down? I have some news that might shock you:








Far girls have gees too. You can shag them.

I heard instead of minges fat chicks just have a battered cheeseburger.

Paparazzo

Dudess wrote: »

Ah why bother looking for them when there are all those folds? A slot is a slot.

LambsEye wrote: »

I heard instead of minges fat chicks just have a battered cheeseburger.

Both of you are a disgrace

Le King

Fat women obviously lose out. What attractive male would want to be with a fat bird?

Ugly people don't fancy other ugly people. They adapt, pretend they are attracted to one another and settle down. A fat bird or fat chap ain't going to attract anything half decent. So they live the rest of their life as a lie, together, in they're minging world.

It's been going on for ages. Obesity needs to be eradicated and this is how normal people like to stay fit or relatively in weight.

And no young lad wants a **** off a heffer. Come off it. Your living in dreamland like other fat people. "Real" women and all that rubbish. What a load of crap. Now go off and do whatever you fat people do such as watching The Biggest Loser while eating a tub of Pringles.

Dudess

Paparazzo wrote: »

Both of you are a disgrace

Maybe you're messing, but if not, these are just jokes in the spirit of AH - look at our previous posts to this thread. There are posts here that are genuinely nasty like the ones from Le King and The_B_Man which are far more deserving of your ire.

LambsEye

Paparazzo wrote: »

Are you sitting down? I have some news that might shock you:








Far girls have gees too. You can shag them.

Dudess wrote: »

Maybe you're messing, but if not, these are just jokes in the spirit of AH - look at our previous posts to this thread. There are posts here that are genuinely nasty like the ones from Le King and The_B_Man which are far more deserving of your ire.

Um Dudess, I was being totally serious. I'm sorry if I'm not as anatomically familiar with the larger ladies' nether regions as the rest of you. There's no need to make me feel small.

LambsEye

Dammit! I messed up my first multi post. To be honest I just cannot get the hang of it. My little multiquote button seems to do nothing.

Pants anyway.

J K

From a 'health and safety' point of view are you allowed to have a human being 500-600% your body weight on top of you. Is there any precautions to be taken or special equipment, should medics be on standby

LambsEye

J K wrote: »

From a 'health and safety' point of view are you allowed to have a human being 500-600% your body weight on top of you.

I've heard they're going to be addressing this in a new Bill next month. Hopefully the government can pass a law that will put an end to fat sexual predators putting regular people's lives in danger.

Thank God.

Thinspired

I think you'd be safer climbing aboard and staying on top to be honest

jugger0

Fat girls are a big no for me, zero physical attraction, Also the fact that they dont look after themselves is a massive turn off.

Thinspired

I think my username gives away my beliefs on fat people. Male or female, there isn't a chubby person in the world who wouldn't look better and be in better health if they dropped a few pounds. And, yes, be in with a better chance of scoring. With a better looking guy/girl. I honestly believe that life is better from every angle as a non-fat person. I used to be semi-chubby, never fat, and I'd never ever go back there.

jugger0

Le King wrote: »

Fat women obviously lose out. What attractive male would want to be with a fat bird?

Ugly people don't fancy other ugly people. They adapt, pretend they are attracted to one another and settle down. A fat bird or fat chap ain't going to attract anything half decent. So they live the rest of their life as a lie, together, in they're minging world.

It's been going on for ages. Obesity needs to be eradicated and this is how normal people like to stay fit or relatively in weight.

And no young lad wants a **** off a heffer. Come off it. Your living in dreamland like other fat people. "Real" women and all that rubbish. What a load of crap. Now go off and do whatever you fat people do such as watching The Biggest Loser while eating a tub of Pringles.

Funniest thing ive read in ages, so harsh but so true!

D.Q

"Lois, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat"

admiralofthefleet

if a fat girl falls in a forest do the trees laugh?

LambsEye

Would you rather be mega fat or have a small jellyfish live in your armpit? (You're immune to his sting.)

Le King

Think of all the air these fat people are stealing. Fat lungs are surely a burden on the tax payer. How many tree's had to be planted to keep these binge eaters in breath?

Surely these people waddling the country should be stored in some sort of a fat extracting facility where their fat could be stored for the next big freeze.

Two birds with the one stone here, I can't see any drawbacks bar potential lawsuits from Mars, Mr. Tayto and Ben & Jerry's.

Agricola

Le King wrote: »

Think of all the air these fat people are stealing. Fat lungs are surely a burden on the tax payer. How many tree's had to be planted to keep these binge eaters in breath?

Surely these people waddling the country should be stored in some sort of a fat extracting facility where their fat could be stored for the next big freeze.

Two birds with the one stone here, I can't see any drawbacks bar potential lawsuits from Mars, Mr. Tayto and Ben & Jerry's.

According to the laws of the internet, in all probability you're a self-loathing fatty, arent you.

pheasant tail

Im a 19 year old lad and when im going out,the only time i ever see fat girls getting the shift is from lads (myself included) that are barely fit to stand and do it out of a joke/drunkeness/handiness but wouldnt be caught dead with them the next day!
But i can imagine its hard for a very fat lad in a night club to pulll!

And le king you can calm it down and quit taking the piss,i hope your not serious,, ive a friend thats very very much overweight,too be honest shes massive but shes a top class lassy,as good as ull get!

LambsEye

pheasant tail wrote: »

And le king you can calm it down and quit taking the piss ive a friend thats very very much overweight,too be honest shes massive but shes a top class lassy,as good as ull get!

That.is.hilarious.

Le King

Agricola wrote: »

According to the laws of the internet, in all probability you're a self-loathing fatty, arent you.

To your despair I'm 5'10, 150 pounds. 6.8% body fat as of 20/12/2010.

Christmas does take it's toll but not that much I'm afraid.

admiralofthefleet

Le King wrote: »

To your despair I'm 5'10, 150 pounds. 6.8% body fat as of 20/12/2010.

Christmas does take it's toll but not that much I'm afraid.

whats that in english

LambsEye

Agricola wrote: »

According to the laws of the internet, in all probability you're a self-loathing fatty, arent you.

Le King wrote: »

To your despair I'm 5'10, 150 pounds. 6.8% body fat as of 20/12/2010.

Christmas does take it's toll but not that much I'm afraid.

Ohhhh sure now you've TOLD us your weight we know that you're not a fatty. Phew. Thank God no one can ever lie over the internet.



(Sometimes I feel it's important to put a smiley in when you're being sarcastic, so people know you're messing.)

jugger0

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

whats that in english

It means he looks like one of those guys who runs marathons.

Le King

pheasant tail wrote: »

Im a 19 year old lad and when im going out,the only time i ever see fat girls getting the shift is from lads (myself included) that are barely fit to stand and do it out of a joke/drunkeness/handiness but wouldnt be caught dead with them the next day!
But i can imagine its hard for a very fat lad in a night club to pulll!

And le king you can calm it down and quit taking the piss,i hope your not serious,, ive a friend thats very very much overweight,too be honest shes massive but shes a top class lassy,as good as ull get!

As good as you'll get? What does that entail? A good personality. I'm guessing she's bubbly? Great. I'll take her. All I have to do is put €200 extra away each week for food shopping and save up for a holiday for 3 (Fat levy on planes isn't far away), I don't want to disappoint.

Le King

jugger0 wrote: »

It means he looks like one of those guys who runs marathons.

Gym. Why are we talking about me?

If I comment on Chinese people does the law of the Internet state I'm probably Chinese?

Agricola

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

whats that in english

It means hes as fit as a butchers dog!

Local-womanizer

Probably been posted already:

Fat girls are like scooters,fun to ride till your mates find out!

I have had nothing but bad experiences with girls of greater presence.

So I dont know really...

LambsEye

pheasant tail wrote: »

And le king you can calm it down and quit taking the piss,i hope your not serious,, ive a friend thats very very much overweight,too be honest shes massive but shes a top class lassy,as good as ull get!

Le King wrote: »

As good as you'll get? What does that entail? A good personality. I'm guessing she's bubbly? Great. I'll take her. All I have to do is put €200 extra away each week for food shopping and save up for a holiday for 3 (Fat levy on planes isn't far away), I don't want to disappoint.

I must say, this is really top notch reading. I enjoy this immensely.

As a matter of interest Le King, what's too fat for you? Size 12? Size 14? And why are you so angry with the porkies of this world? Were you sat on in your youth? Shift-raped by a flabster in da club once?

jugger0

Le King wrote: »

Gym. Why are we talking about me?

If I comment on Chinese people does the law of the Internet state I'm probably Chinese?

Cos your sexy xxx

I go gym too but im 210+ im not fat tho i swear

Agricola

Le King wrote: »

If I comment on Chinese people does the law of the Internet state I'm probably Chinese?

No just that your a bit racist!

jugger0 wrote: »

Cos your sexy xxx

I go gym too but im 210+ im not fat tho i swear

Eric strikes again. 1-0!

Le King

LambsEye wrote: »

I must say, this is really top notch reading. I enjoy this immensely.

As a matter of interest Le King, what's too fat for you? Size 12? Size 14? And why are you so angry with the porkies of this world? Were you sat on in your youth? Shift-raped by a flabster in da club once?

I have no problem with fatties, per say. I used to be 14st after I broke my leg which I would consider very fat. I hit the gym and it was easy to get back down in 6 months + muscle building. I just don't like the "real women" thing. I come from the fattest country in the Western world. I don't like the attitude that being fat seems to be okay in Ireland. If your fat and doing something about it, then fantastic. It's ridiculously unhealthy and it's very much a taboo subject amongst fat people.

Absurdum

I'm too sexy for this thread.

Le King

Absurdum wrote: »

I'm too sexy for this thread.

According to the laws of the internet, or so I've been told, you're now a certified minger. Congrats.

Jaxxy

Le King wrote: »

According to the laws of the internet, or so I've been told, you're now a certified minger. Congrats.

Lies! He never said he was too sexy for the scales.

macquarie

For anyone considering online dating to find women , here's some terms I learned the hard way:

Bubbly personality = fat
Larger than life character = fat
Body type - "prefer not to say" = fat
Cuddly = fat
Curvy = fat
BBW = fat

jugger0

I hate the whole "curvy" thing, beyonce is curvy. 90% of woman who say they are curvy look like mary harney.

Agricola

jugger0 wrote: »

I hate the whole "curvy" thing, beyonce is curvy. 90% of woman who say they are curvy look like mary harney.

Beyonce would look like mary harney except for the fact she lives in the gym and eats nothing but carrot shavings all day. To be fair, holding regular, run of the mill, average, bog standard women up to Beyonce's standards is a tad unfair.

Absurdum

Le King wrote: »

According to the laws of the internet, or so I've been told, you're now a certified minger. Congrats.

according to your sig, you want to marry me

bodice ripper

I am a commited chubby chaser. I like a girl with a big arse and thighs, ample chest and at least some belly. I have a similar opinion on menfolk. Skinny blokes are awesome, but I have no interst in skinny women.


"So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it"

bodice ripper

macquarie wrote: »

For anyone considering online dating to find women , here's some terms I learned the hard way:

Bubbly personality = fat
Larger than life character = fat
Body type - "prefer not to say" = fat
Cuddly = fat
Curvy = fat
BBW = fat

trying to pick up women on online dating sites = fat

Dudess

Le King wrote: »

I just don't like the "real women" thing. I come from the fattest country in the Western world. I don't like the attitude that being fat seems to be okay in Ireland. If your fat and doing something about it, then fantastic. It's ridiculously unhealthy and it's very much a taboo subject amongst fat people.

In all seriousness, there isn't that much acceptance of fat people - you only have to look at comments on this thread as a sample. I'd say very few, if any, people think there's anything good about it. I hate the cruelty (and the attitudes towards fat women and sex are just horrible - how about just not shagging them if they're that much of an embarrassment?) but I do agree it's unhealthy and I don't find it attractive and would hate to be overweight myself (a bit of flab on a guy though isn't an issue for me). Slimness (and for me that would cover the spectrum from Michelle Pfeiffer to Kelly Brook - the latter may be curvy but she's still slim) overall, is more desired - there's no two ways about that.
Yes, obesity is more prevalent than it was - a far greater choice of high-calorie foods is too though, as well as less of a requirement for physical exertion. Not saying these are excuses, but inevitably there won't be the same levels of healthy weights that there were 40 years ago. I also disagree there are "fatties" everywhere - obesity isn't non existent here, but this ain't Mississippi either.

macquarie

bodice ripper wrote: »

trying to pick up women on online dating sites = fat

It's fairly standard these days, especially for people tired of the pub/club scene.

bodice ripper

macquarie wrote: »

It's fairly standard these days, especially for people tired of the pub/club scene.

whatever helps you sleep at night