Irelands Greatest W*nker

bonerm

orourkeda wrote: »

He's from Cork so that automatically puts him joint first with every other cork person

Granny-gate, Saipan, Loss of the six counties and DJs **** on plane to name but a few. The certainly know how to fúck up spectacularly

RoundyMooney

Badgermonkey wrote: »

There's a short-arsed, bearded, self satisfied, playboy developer who also has a claim to the title.

His name evades me

That's Johnny Ronan, a sinister little hoor. His partner Richard Barrett is the guy who asked Bertie to "keep pulling for us anyway".

ArtSmart

choice overload! choice overload! choice overload! Hector - Bertie -Rya-choice overload!choice overload!c

Orion

scientific1982 wrote: »

Mary Coughlan.

Would it be wrong to get a semi from thinking of Mary actually ****?



*get that image out of your head now*

Badgermonkey

God Bless You Roundy

You're boards answer to Aung San Su Kyi

zuroph

38 seconds. beat that :cool:

x in the city

Voltex wrote: »

I was listening to our Minister for Defence this afternoon on the Newstalk Lunchtime show, and TBH every word he spewed about Cowen and Fitzpatrick was a total insult to every Irish citizen..
But Im curious...who do you think is Irelands greatest w*nker?
BTW...mine is Ryan Tubridy...cant stand the scrawney twat!

the motley crew, producers and viewers of irelands got ****, sorry, talent

Tommy_Vercetti

Blaithnid Ni Coffaigh (If thats how you spell her name)
She was done for bullying on RTE and yet shes involved in a talent show with kids!

bonerm

Tommy_Vercetti wrote: »

Blaithnid Ni Coffaigh (If thats how you spell her name)
She was done for bullying on RTE and yet shes involved in a talent show with kids!

Those kids are well used to it tho from getting it from their parents round the clock.

LambsEye

Linda Martin. She looks like a scrawny baby chick that's been made into a humanoid.

And what's the name of that ghastly mid-morning show with all the hags nattering about Rhianna's knee-caps or something? I think it may actually be called "mid-morning." Those See You Next Tuesdays too.

Bundaberg

Mr. Brian Cowen.

Ulysses Gaze

'Won it on the Horses' Ahern

Brendan O'Connor

Eoghan Harris

Brian 'We've Turned the Corner, I Don't Accept That' Lenihan

Badgermonkey

Gombeen Duo Daithi agus Hector

LambsEye

Midday. All the heifers on this.

http://www.tv3.ie/shows.php?request=midday&tv3_preview=&video=30998

ejmaztec

omen80 wrote: »

Yes well done, call the man who does more good than any other high profile celebrity a w*nker! Typical attitude in this country to slate successful people.
Yes he can be annoying and over exposed on TV etc, but he is far from being a w*nker.

Yep, give him credit, he's a triple wanker who's been awarded the Nobel Prize for ****.

Dempo1

Badgermonkey wrote: »

A high profile solicitor, I fear naming said person but please feel free to hazard a guess.

Is he engaged to Desperate Dans Daughter?:D

Overheal

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Litres. on the other hand, speak volumes.

Badum tisch' :pac:

KeithAFC

Gerry Adams.

LambsEye

KeithAFC wrote: »

Gerry Adams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOUeauLWEaE

Sergeant

Bartholomew Ahern.

tonycascarino

Bill Cullen or Eoghan Harris

Mr Trade In

Bertie,Enda Kenny, all the other cnuts in the Dail.

TheUsual

George Hook.

Shows long term **** damage to his face and body.

BarryDoodles

The edits on this page amuse me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Kean

riddler95

Brian because he left westlife and broke up with kerry

Badgermonkey

KeithAFC wrote: »

Gerry Adams.

Too predictable Keith and given Rev Willie McCreas crimes against music he'd be well ahead, think outside the box:D

The woman behind wants to get lunch served and the chaps in front wanna get home to watch the footy but oh no, Willie needs to sing.

Badgermonkey

Dempo1 wrote: »

Is he engaged to Desperate Dans Daughter?:D

If she looks like a transexual, then yes

Gunsfortoys

Cardinal Brady and the rest of the rotten Catholic Church cretins that committed atrocities and got away with it.

ballsymchugh

brendansmith wrote: »

Cork 96 FM's Neil Prendeville is taking w*nking to new heights if you ask me.

he is, but he's not half the wanker that barry egan from the sindo is.

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00732/Neil-Prendeville_si_732309t.jpg

he'll defend the shytebags as long as he has a pulse.

rokossovsky

After listening to George Hook last night on his radio show blathering about the morning after pill he gets my vote

Dempo1

Badgermonkey wrote: »

If she looks like a transexual, then yes

LOL:D I think she is featured on a stupid new program "Drive me crazy" on TV3 tonight, her passenger is Neil Mc Cafferty, should offer some fire works!

derfderf

No twink yet or am i goin blind? Irelands own wh0re of babylon.

Badgermonkey

derfderf wrote: »

No twink yet or am i goin blind? Irelands own wh0re of babylon.

Don't think it really needs to be said.

Even babies seem to be born with a sense of how very badly wrong a Billy Barry education went in that case.

Nodin

ballsymchugh wrote: »

he is, but he's not half the wanker that barry egan from the sindo is.

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00732/Neil-Prendeville_si_732309t.jpg

.

Ladiesman, bon vivant, journalist.......








And a leading cause of violence against Ginger people....

Hootanany

Plank Kenny

jimmmy

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

'Won it on the Horses' Ahern

And the fellow who taught him , Charlie Haughey.

sensibleken

Richard Boyd Barrett is an unbelieveable wanker!

Also that smug shíte off the DAA add send me into a violent rage everytime i see him

mloc

Joe Duffy.

Gottalovegreys

Louis Walsh, Twink, Linda Martin...would never tire of punching them.
Ohh and that bloke Julian who does the intro's on UTV :mad:

Ash.J.Williams

budgemook wrote: »

Tubridy. he's such a smug patronising up his own start talentless cnut

check this out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdzdbyvimbc

the purple tin

Bono isn't a wanker.
He's the wanker.



To Bono, President of the United states Of ****.
The King Of Wankland.
Emperor of the **** Dynasty.
The Wanker God.
nuff said.

MajorMax

antodeco wrote: »

Deirdre O'Kane

I LOVE DEIRDRE O' KANE:mad:

ChopShop

budgemook wrote: »

Tubridy. he's such a smug patronising up his own start talentless cnut

He's a self-satisfied lightweight.

(I don't mean his actual weight)

But still nowhere near the biggest w@nker in the country.

I'm leaning towards Bertie, but there may be better candidates.

Wagon

Bill Cullen. He makes me sick. Hope he dies soon.

LambsEye

LambsEye wrote: »

Any of the cretins that crawl out from whatever arsehole they inhabit to speak on shows like "Ireland's sexiest couple," or "Most Hated Irish Celebs."

I hate them. I hate them more than I could ever hate 1000 rapists who took turns raping my ears, my cat and my granny.

No you wouldn't. If you knew what you're talking about.

MajorMax

Deleted User wrote: »

No you wouldn't. If you knew what you're talking about.

Humour Fail :rolleyes:

Squiggle

The King of Irish wánkers is this bollíx. :mad:

lovelyhurler

Lorraine Keane............

Bertie. Why 13% of Irish people out of a randon poll of 1000 would vote him in a presidential election after everything is way beyind belief. Or should I add the Irish voting public are so dumb they deserve they everything done to them by voting in the crap they voted in? NO. But why should we all pay?

MajorMax

MajorMax wrote: »

Humour Fail :rolleyes:

Wasn't on a humour trip, but a deadly SERIOUS one.