Secret Crushes?

Guill

Ariel from the little mermaid.......

scarymoon1

Brian Lenihan

yeppydeppy

IF my loins say yes and they do to most women - end of argument, it doesn't matter what my head says.

jimthemental

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dobby from Peep Show Harry Potter :cool:

:eek:

jimthemental

This is going to get me a lot of slagging but.... the ginger one from Girls Aloud. I really am ashamed of myself for that.

mrsdewinter

LambsEye wrote: »

Jeremy Paxman.

Let's hope we don't fall out when Adrien Brody marries me...

sbsquarepants

jimthemental wrote: »

This is going to get me a lot of slagging but.... the ginger one from Girls Aloud. I really am ashamed of myself for that.

Not off me it won't, she's HOT!
Also Gillian Anderson, secret crush? she's drop dead gorgeous!

Mine alas, is shame personified, i've tried to shake it off (snigger, snigger) but to no avail.

I, sbsquarepants, being of (somewhat) sound mind and body, would have to be surgically removed from judge judy:eek:

Duggy747

Fran Drescher :pac:

jimthemental

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Not off me it won't, she's HOT!
Also Gillian Anderson, secret crush? she's drop dead gorgeous!

Mine alas, is shame personified, i've tried to shake it off (snigger, snigger) but to no avail.

I, sbsquarepants, being of (somewhat) sound mind and body, would have to be surgically removed from judge judy:eek:

Oh sweet Jaysus! Yourself and Duggy there are disturbed!

Duggy747

jimthemental wrote: »

Oh sweet Jaysus! Yourself and Duggy there are disturbed!

Well, I was kidding about Fran Drescher but I am somewhat.........off..........in the head deptartment.

Anywho, I've always had a thing for Sigourney Weaver. Phwoar!

jimthemental

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, I was kidding about Fran Drescher but I am somewhat.........off..........in the head deptartment.

Anywho, I've always had a thing for Sigourney Weaver. Phwoar!

Maybe in Ghostbusters, possibly in Avatar.....she must be near 70 GILF

Duggy747

jimthemental wrote: »

Maybe in Ghostbusters, possibly in Avatar.....she must be near 70 GILF

61, still has some elasticity on her skin and cartilige in those knees :pac:

orourkeda

I'd give anything to roast Dannii Minogue

Dr. Baltar

Anne Robinson and Mathew Grey Gubbler

Gunsfortoys

Glenda Gilson....

*washes and scrubs self*:o

yeppydeppy

Chavs

godscop

women up the duff..:)

pajor

scarlett johansson :rolleyes:

messymess

Katherine Lynch ..... de hak o me

Badgermonkey

Kirstie Allsopp.

posh, slightly piggyish, I shouldn't but I do.

smokedeels

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dobby from Peep Show :cool:

Corfu 06

LambsEye

LambsEye wrote: »

There are more:

Superhans from PeepShpw
Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
Symba from the Lion King

It goes on...

Johro wrote: »

:DThat's quite a list. Are you on meds?:p

Ah now! They all have their redeeming qualities. Especially Simba. I could never be with Ron Weasley though because he's ginge and I'm ginge so that would be way too much gingness going on down below.

bodice ripper wrote: »

David Mitchell


I do like an erudite, misanthropic rant. and a fellow worrier.

Wholeheartedly agree. We could bemoan the state of society today and then read "Stalingrad" to each other.

Guill wrote: »

Ariel from the little mermaid.......

Not a secret shame. She's a babe. Although, there might be something fishy going on there. HIIIYOOOO.

stoneill

Lindsay de Paul.
As a kid I remember getting all flushed and embarrassed when she was on telly.

Totally gorgeous! (30 years ago)

LambsEye

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, I was kidding about Fran Drescher but I am somewhat.........off..........in the head deptartment.

Anywho, I've always had a thing for Sigourney Weaver. Phwoar!

Sigourney Weaver is the oddest looking yoke. Her face is all angles. She's open a can of beans with her sharpness.

blaze1

not so secret as the mrs would well know at this stage

lilly allen...... hmmmm dirty little chav

oh kat von d would have it as well.

NoDice

Not anymore but when I was a young wan I used fancy all the gheys before they officially came out.

Stephen Gateley, Mark Feehily etc. Aaron Carter too - who I don't think is actually gay but my friends get a laugh off that one. Fancied the little cotton socks off Aaron Carter actually!

Don't really have any embarrassing ones now though!

ibarelycare

SomeFool wrote: »

Rex Manning :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo

Haha me too! What a ride

smokedeels

Miquita Oliver, I just would.

NoDice

blaze1 wrote: »

not so secret as the mrs would well know at this stage

lilly allen...... hmmmm dirty little chav

oh kat von d would have it as well.

Kat Von D is sex personified! That's surely not secret or embarrassing?

ibarelycare

Vanilla Ice. Rawr

Roaster

Miriam O'Callaghan

blaze1

NoDice wrote: »

Kat Von D is sex personified! That's surely not secret or embarrassing?

my mrs found this one strange...

Vanbis

Miriam O'Callaghan

Me too!

LambsEye

Wait. I think I have a good one. The piece de resistance:



Phil Mitchell.

I also thought he looked like what Henry VIII would have looked like. I don't know why that's a good thing. But I always imagine him gnawing on a turkey leg and it does it for me.

Also, as I've mentioned:

Knacker men. Give me a semi-decent looking man, tuck his trakkie bottoms into his socks and I'm putty.

Novella

Neil Delamere. (:

LambsEye

Novella wrote: »

Neil Delamere. (:

Get Out.

saintsaltynuts

Susan Sarandon what a pair a t@ts.

orourkeda

Kelly brooke is pure fanny

godscop

Novella wrote: »

Neil Delamere. (:

Sweet jesus no...

LambsEye

orourkeda wrote: »

Kelly brooke is pure fanny

Read: Embarrassing crushes

Fancying Kelly Brook is about an embarrassing as eating a lovely buttered slice of toast. (Note: Not embarrassing at all.)

bungler

Gotta be Carol Voderman - Duurty

Ganymede Glow

Oh god here it goes. This is my old secret crush

Its been a while since I've thought about her

jimthemental

Angela Lansbury. What, like you lot can judge me!

Feeona

I used to fancy the arse off Frank on Bosco, the big dopey head on him :pac:. And Jonathon too (he seems to be a serious 'actor' nowadays, and also does loads of voiceovers on Irish TV and radio).
Jonathon still looks alright, but Frank is looking fairly shook.
I liked Peter Sellers and Paul McCartney too (when I was small) and that was embarrassing for me because I used to make it quite clear to all and sundry that I hated boys.

the purple tin

Maeve Higgins when she dressed as the traffic warden:o
I wish she had tried that "desperate for a man" act on me;)

Lawrence1895

There is Gillian Anderson (X Files ftw) and Sarah Jezebel Deva (that incredible voice of hers follows me into my dreams, so to speak) :cool:

gent9662

Shirley Temple Bar

Teangalad

Nigella Lawson:D and Mary Black when I was younger.......

newmember2

Mary Coughlan is a filthy bitch and Ryan Seacrest is my secret mancrush.

Badgermonkey

newmember? wrote: »

Mary Coughlan is a filthy bitch and Ryan Seacrest is my secret mancrush.

Richie McCaw is mine, he aaaallll man:o