Secret Crushes?

Guill · 12-01-2011 10:16am

Ariel from the little mermaid.......

scarymoon1 · 12-01-2011 10:18am

Brian Lenihan

yeppydeppy · 12-01-2011 10:40am

IF my loins say yes and they do to most women - end of argument, it doesn't matter what my head says.

jimthemental · 12-01-2011 10:52am

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dobby from Peep Show Harry Potter :cool:

:eek:

jimthemental · 12-01-2011 10:54am

This is going to get me a lot of slagging but.... the ginger one from Girls Aloud. I really am ashamed of myself for that.

mrsdewinter · 12-01-2011 11:02am

LambsEye wrote: »

Jeremy Paxman.

Let's hope we don't fall out when Adrien Brody marries me...

sbsquarepants · 12-01-2011 11:22am

jimthemental wrote: »

This is going to get me a lot of slagging but.... the ginger one from Girls Aloud. I really am ashamed of myself for that.

Not off me it won't, she's HOT!
Also Gillian Anderson, secret crush? she's drop dead gorgeous!

Mine alas, is shame personified, i've tried to shake it off (snigger, snigger) but to no avail.

I, sbsquarepants, being of (somewhat) sound mind and body, would have to be surgically removed from judge judy:eek:

Duggy747 · 12-01-2011 11:24am

Fran Drescher :pac:

jimthemental · 12-01-2011 11:54am

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Not off me it won't, she's HOT!
Also Gillian Anderson, secret crush? she's drop dead gorgeous!

Mine alas, is shame personified, i've tried to shake it off (snigger, snigger) but to no avail.

I, sbsquarepants, being of (somewhat) sound mind and body, would have to be surgically removed from judge judy:eek:

Oh sweet Jaysus! Yourself and Duggy there are disturbed!

Duggy747 · 12-01-2011 11:58am

jimthemental wrote: »

Oh sweet Jaysus! Yourself and Duggy there are disturbed!

Well, I was kidding about Fran Drescher but I am somewhat.........off..........in the head deptartment.

Anywho, I've always had a thing for Sigourney Weaver. Phwoar!

jimthemental · 12-01-2011 11:59am

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, I was kidding about Fran Drescher but I am somewhat.........off..........in the head deptartment.

Anywho, I've always had a thing for Sigourney Weaver. Phwoar!

Maybe in Ghostbusters, possibly in Avatar.....she must be near 70 GILF

Duggy747 · 12-01-2011 12:02pm

jimthemental wrote: »

Maybe in Ghostbusters, possibly in Avatar.....she must be near 70 GILF

61, still has some elasticity on her skin and cartilige in those knees :pac:

orourkeda · 12-01-2011 12:11pm

I'd give anything to roast Dannii Minogue

Dr. Baltar · 12-01-2011 12:44pm

Anne Robinson and Mathew Grey Gubbler

Gunsfortoys · 12-01-2011 1:15pm

Glenda Gilson....

*washes and scrubs self*:o

yeppydeppy · 12-01-2011 1:20pm

Chavs

godscop · 12-01-2011 1:25pm

women up the duff..:)

pajor · 12-01-2011 1:31pm

scarlett johansson :rolleyes:

messymess · 12-01-2011 1:35pm

Katherine Lynch ..... de hak o me

Badgermonkey · 12-01-2011 1:40pm

Kirstie Allsopp.

posh, slightly piggyish, I shouldn't but I do.

smokedeels · 12-01-2011 1:45pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dobby from Peep Show :cool:

Corfu 06

LambsEye · 12-01-2011 1:45pm

LambsEye wrote: »

There are more:

Superhans from PeepShpw
Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
Symba from the Lion King

It goes on...

Johro wrote: »

:DThat's quite a list. Are you on meds?:p

Ah now! They all have their redeeming qualities. Especially Simba. I could never be with Ron Weasley though because he's ginge and I'm ginge so that would be way too much gingness going on down below.

bodice ripper wrote: »

David Mitchell

I do like an erudite, misanthropic rant. and a fellow worrier.

Wholeheartedly agree. We could bemoan the state of society today and then read "Stalingrad" to each other.

Guill wrote: »

Ariel from the little mermaid.......

Not a secret shame. She's a babe. Although, there might be something fishy going on there. HIIIYOOOO.

stoneill · 12-01-2011 1:47pm

Lindsay de Paul.
As a kid I remember getting all flushed and embarrassed when she was on telly.

Totally gorgeous! (30 years ago)

LambsEye · 12-01-2011 1:47pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, I was kidding about Fran Drescher but I am somewhat.........off..........in the head deptartment.

Anywho, I've always had a thing for Sigourney Weaver. Phwoar!

Sigourney Weaver is the oddest looking yoke. Her face is all angles. She's open a can of beans with her sharpness.

blaze1 · 12-01-2011 1:48pm

not so secret as the mrs would well know at this stage

lilly allen...... hmmmm dirty little chav

oh kat von d would have it as well.

NoDice · 12-01-2011 1:49pm

Not anymore but when I was a young wan I used fancy all the gheys before they officially came out.

Stephen Gateley, Mark Feehily etc. Aaron Carter too - who I don't think is actually gay but my friends get a laugh off that one. Fancied the little cotton socks off Aaron Carter actually!

Don't really have any embarrassing ones now though!

ibarelycare · 12-01-2011 1:49pm

SomeFool wrote: »

Rex Manning :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo

Haha me too! What a ride

smokedeels · 12-01-2011 1:50pm

Miquita Oliver, I just would.

NoDice · 12-01-2011 1:50pm

blaze1 wrote: »

not so secret as the mrs would well know at this stage

lilly allen...... hmmmm dirty little chav

oh kat von d would have it as well.

Kat Von D is sex personified! That's surely not secret or embarrassing?

ibarelycare · 12-01-2011 1:54pm

Vanilla Ice. Rawr

Roaster · 12-01-2011 1:54pm

Miriam O'Callaghan

blaze1 · 12-01-2011 1:56pm

NoDice wrote: »

Kat Von D is sex personified! That's surely not secret or embarrassing?

my mrs found this one strange...

Vanbis · 12-01-2011 1:58pm

Miriam O'Callaghan

Me too!

LambsEye · 12-01-2011 1:58pm

Wait. I think I have a good one. The piece de resistance:

Phil Mitchell.

I also thought he looked like what Henry VIII would have looked like. I don't know why that's a good thing. But I always imagine him gnawing on a turkey leg and it does it for me.

Also, as I've mentioned:

Knacker men. Give me a semi-decent looking man, tuck his trakkie bottoms into his socks and I'm putty.

Novella · 12-01-2011 1:58pm

Neil Delamere. (:

LambsEye · 12-01-2011 1:59pm

Novella wrote: »

Neil Delamere. (:

Get Out.

saintsaltynuts · 12-01-2011 2:00pm

Susan Sarandon what a pair a t@ts.

orourkeda · 12-01-2011 2:02pm

Kelly brooke is pure fanny

godscop · 12-01-2011 2:02pm

Novella wrote: »

Neil Delamere. (:

Sweet jesus no...

LambsEye · 12-01-2011 2:04pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Kelly brooke is pure fanny

Read: Embarrassing crushes

Fancying Kelly Brook is about an embarrassing as eating a lovely buttered slice of toast. (Note: Not embarrassing at all.)

bungler · 12-01-2011 2:09pm

Gotta be Carol Voderman - Duurty

Ganymede Glow · 12-01-2011 2:13pm

Oh god here it goes. This is my old secret crush

Its been a while since I've thought about her

jimthemental · 12-01-2011 4:45pm

Angela Lansbury. What, like you lot can judge me!

Feeona · 12-01-2011 5:03pm

I used to fancy the arse off Frank on Bosco, the big dopey head on him :pac:. And Jonathon too (he seems to be a serious 'actor' nowadays, and also does loads of voiceovers on Irish TV and radio).
Jonathon still looks alright, but Frank is looking fairly shook.
I liked Peter Sellers and Paul McCartney too (when I was small) and that was embarrassing for me because I used to make it quite clear to all and sundry that I hated boys.