Secret Crushes?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Chun Li from street fighter II

and Janice from friends

Paparazzo

The daughter from the Dolmio ad. I'd say she'd love a bit of extra stuffing.

This isn't my head, but the only picture I could find

Also, Mrs Incredible. Have to be quick, wouldn't want to be caught by Mr. Incredible

take everything

Karen from the emobile ads.

Darlughda

Eloise Thoughtless Sushi wrote: »

Any of the women from My Big Fat Traveller Wedding. It's been a long time fantasy to carry one of these buxom beuties back to the caravan and work up a good sweat. I can imagine the bateings, the sweat, the blood, the tears and the screams before we come out through one of the the walls battered and brusied and satisfied.

Some day.

Err, you like it rough..Slasher?:p




Must say wouldn't be averse to a hardened fighter myself.

the purple tin

gcgirl wrote: »

Good luck mate the girls from the travelling community are basically really good girls up to the their wedding where as the lads are allowed to do what they want

You have to do a grab just to get a kiss boss

jackiebaron

LambsEye wrote: »

Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.

Well, that's a sinus of the times!

jackiebaron

LambsEye wrote: »

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssster Pooooootttttttttter."

Defo. Daily, Nightly and ever so rightly.

Most women adore Alan Rickman. His awesome voice and sneering charm. That's not exactly an embarrassing crush either. You're breaking your own rule.

toodleytoo

declan o sullivan (kerry footballer)

Pauleta

Mary Coughlan and Mary Hannafin

Aisling(",)

-Sean connery
-Roger Moore
-Harrison Ford
-Alan Rickman
-Simon Rouse who played Jack Meadows in The Bill

Bit of a thing for men 60 or so years older than me it'd seem.

Dravokivich

its the inheritance innit?

:-P

LambsEye

jackiebaron wrote: »

Most women adore Alan Rickman. His awesome voice and sneering charm. That's not exactly an embarrassing crush either. You're breaking your own rule.

I'm allowed as Grand Imperial OP

jackiebaron wrote: »

Well, that's a sinus of the times!

Honestly he makes my sneeze go weak!

Mental Mickey

Agricola wrote: »

Most men would chew off an arm for a shot at either of those two.

This thread is for shameful crushes. Ya know, old bints that ya really shouldnt bother with, but theres just something about them!

I have no shameful crushes.

jackiebaron

LambsEye wrote: »

I'm allowed as Grand Imperial OP



Honestly he makes my sneeze go weak!

I hope he nose it. Snot unusual to be loved by anyone, da da da da da!

My embarrassing crushes would be:

Kat Slater from Eastenders
Yup, Peggy Bundy
Liza Tarbuck. Man would she get it. Those melons and that dirty laugh.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Mrs Merton
Cherie Blair aswell
Dr Quinn Medicine Woman

we'llallhavetea_old

Eloise Thoughtless Sushi wrote: »

Mrs Merton
Cherie Blair aswell
Dr Quinn Medicine Woman

Dr quinn is a ride!

LambsEye

Eloise Thoughtless Sushi wrote: »

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman

I love how until the day she dies she'll be known as "Dr Quinn Medicine Woman."

epgc3fyqirnbsx

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Dr quinn is a ride!

you f*ckin said it

Bodhisopha

jackiebaron wrote: »

I hope he nose it. Snot unusual to be loved by anyone, da da da da da!

My embarrassing crushes would be:

Kat Slater from Eastenders
Yup, Peggy Bundy
Liza Tarbuck. Man would she get it. Those melons and that dirty laugh.

I thought i'd be the first to say Liza Tarbuck.

Metallergy

like one of them jailhouse 'hugs'?

LambsEye

Metallergy wrote: »

like one of them jailhouse 'hugs'?

I think what you're referring to is rape. Anal rape. Are you ok man?

Metallergy

LambsEye wrote: »

I think what you're referring to is rape. Anal rape. Are you ok man?

no :X thank you for asking

AskMyChocolate

Deirdre O'Kane ... mind you it'd be the first time she put a smile on my face.

Irish Guitarist

Sheila Hancock.

jackiebaron

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I thought i'd be the first to say Liza Tarbuck.

I dream about her!

I fookin DO!

(drool)

You can't have her....she's mine!

LambsEye

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I thought i'd be the first to say Liza Tarbuck.

jackiebaron wrote: »

I dream about her!

I fookin DO!

(drool)

You can't have her....she's mine!

Siiiiiiiiiiiick.

BigDinny

take everything wrote: »

Karen from the emobile ads.

+1

Badgermonkey

Claudia Winkleman.

I find this odd, as women who wear too much make up don't do it for me.

mikemac

Nothing something I'd be saying to the lads

But Jane Seymour is 59 and she looks very well for her age

http://www.google.ie/images?hl=en&q=JANE%20SEYMOUR&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1915&bih=1049

Edit, reading back through the thread a few others mentioned her.
Yep, Dr Quinn Medicine Women

orourkeda

Mariella Frostrup.

While probably not the best looking chick in the world that voice makes my shaft go hard.

Xivilai

Michelle De Brun back when I was a kid.. All them years ago

BigDinny

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Claudia Winkleman.

I find this odd, as women who wear too much make up don't do it for me.

I would go for her sister Sophie (Big Suze from Peep Show)

Alessandra

Larry Lamb :O
Simon Cowell:o

Miss Congeniality

Have to agree about Alan Rickman... man that voice - purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D

My list would have to include Alec Baldwin as of now in 30 Rock..... SEXYYYY ......yummmmmmyyyyyyy.....;)

And to round off that... Paul O Connell.... I know I know... he's ginge and likes to tackle other men.. but seriously he's 10ft tall and built like a truck... he can tackle me anytime/anyway he wants....giggity diggity giggity :eek: :D

Badgermonkey

BigDinny wrote: »

I would go for her sister Sophie (Big Suze from Peep Show)

Yeah, 1/2 sisters, so perhaps a 3 some as long as SuperHans has no involvement whatsoever

falan

Sinead Desmond...I would!!:o

skinnie

Keelin Shanley

J. Marston

Kay Burley. Yiiiip.

seafood dunleavy

Mary Kennedy would get the dunt.

lilymay1

Tom Selleck....:eek:....66 and still delish!;)

LambsEye

Alec Baldwin is a great one. I'm smash the sh*t out of him. But only if he remains in Jack Donaghy character throughout.

"You have the confidence of a much younger woman"

"I think I'm drunk." "It's ok, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way it's legal to drive."

seaniemoylan

lois griffin...mmmm and back to reality carol from fair city,id roide the bejaysus out of her:p

LambsEye

J. Marston wrote: »

Kay Burley. Yiiiip.

There really is no accounting for taste.

I have a new one.

Gay or not, I'll always love him

MetalDog

Lisa Riley, Angelica Huston, Susan Sarandon and Counselor Troi from Star Trek.

Capt'n Midnight

orourkeda wrote: »

While probably not the best looking chick in the world that voice

[guilty pleasure]Fenella Fielding in Carry on Screaming[/guilty pleasure]

major bill

helen mirren
pam grier
sally outta coronation street
blue girl in avatar
judith of the eggheads
lorraine kelly
anne doyle



yes people id shag anything!!!

LambsEye

major bill wrote: »

helen mirren
pam grier
sally outta coronation street
blue girl in avatar
judith of the eggheads
lorraine kelly
anne doyle



yes people id shag anything!!!

Hahah, I'm noticing a theme of old wans here.

major bill

LambsEye wrote: »

Hahah, I'm noticing a theme of old wans here.

i like my fine wines

mrsdewinter

Alastair Campbell. No idea why. Just imagine he's dirty and strict. Yeah...

Kinetic^

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours. :pac: Lawl, didn't even realise she was from up north. Double lawl, Woodburne......I hope it wood not burne afterwards!