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Secret Crushes?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    major bill wrote: »
    i like my fine wines ;)

    Hahah Oak aged, pleasant on the pallet.

    Also, never glug a good wine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    I don't know why...... but i would love to do vicky butler henderson...the bird from 5th gear...:pac:

    but shes good loking and a minx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Hahah Oak aged, pleasant on the pallet.

    Also, never glug a good wine.


    Dirrrrty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Hahah Oak aged, pleasant on the pallet.

    Also, never glug a good wine.
    major bill wrote: »
    Dirrrrty

    I was going for durt.. I just didn't know exactly hoooooow it worked out as durty. But it did, and for this, I am happy.. Zing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    James Corden.

    I'd be arrested for the things I'd do to that man

    I think you'd be the one the the worse for wear in that encounter!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭poppyvalley


    Edward Norton
    Steve Busceimi (for a good laugh)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    She's about 20 feet away at her desk right now.

    Shhhhh.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Norah Casey from Dragon's Den
    Mary Mitchell O Connor TD
    Liz O Donnell former TD


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Ill be Claire Byrne less for the Summer, as The Daily Show finished up yesterday :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Elaine Crowley looked stunning on her chat show today!! Id love to get stuck in there


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i'd give jo out of fair city a seeing too as well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    i'd give jo out of fair city a seeing too as well

    Yeah id agree with you there, from what im hearing Tommy Dillion will be doing her soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    STIG83 wrote: »
    Yeah id agree with you there, from what im hearing Tommy Dillion will be doing it soon.

    yeah i only said that to the missus last night. i wouldnt mind a go at his daughter neasa


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Alec Baldwin is a great one. I'm smash the sh*t out of him. But only if he remains in Jack Donaghy character throughout.

    "You have the confidence of a much younger woman"

    "I think I'm drunk." "It's ok, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way it's legal to drive."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Maura Derrane, she was dressed in a supergirl costume one day (halloween probably) and she looked like she had a decent enough body on her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    yeah i only said that to the missus last night. i wouldnt mind a go at his daughter neasa

    And you give the other sister one too, the youngest sister is the same age as Neasa in real life!! 23 i think.
    Its amazing how a school uniform makes her look younger though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Maura Derrane, she was dressed in a supergirl costume one day (halloween probably) and she looked like she had a decent enough body on her.

    She some bird!! its an amazing body on her!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 no_bother


    Richie Sambora - but not for the last 10 years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    no_bother wrote: »
    Richie Sambora - but not for the last 10 years.

    He got to ride Heather Locklear, jammy git.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭Delancey


    Aoife from the emobile ads - what I wouldn't do............


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭ct89


    Yer one from the Eircom phonewatch ads.

    Also, Gadaffii


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Jennifer Maguire... I actually hate everything about her, but still... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Jennifer Maguire... I actually hate everything about her, but still... ;)

    Id destroy her if i had a chance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Jennifer Maguire... I actually hate everything about her, but still... ;)

    id have to be dug out of her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Gordon Gecko


    Blaithnaid Ní Chofaigh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    I crushed a earwig this morning with a football....shhh its a secret.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    id have to be dug out of her

    Haha what a good saying!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Why do men have to speak in such ways as: 'Dug out of her', 'Destroy her', 'Rip her' - it's as if men subconsciously fear women and in fact their genitalia too and so then any fantasy they have about women must be ones of annihilation .. it really needs to end.

    In saying that: there is this beautiful girl working on the till of my local Tesco and if I got my hands on her, I would suck the their very life from her. The very marrow from her bones would pass from her into me. I'd take her stark naked right there in front of the express checkout. I'd sit her sexy little ass down (unexpected but haaawwwt item in baggage area). I would show her just what I have been suppressing for two long years now everytime she flashes that sexy smile my way. Baby, you gonna get it .. oh you gonna get courgette for your sweet young mint and grape flavoured salad. I'm gonna tear up those sweet baby spinach leaves and drip fresh creamy dressing all over it, you mine now baby doll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    LamsEye after reading this thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The winner of the miss over 50 bikini contest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Mitsuko Souma out of "Battle Royale".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    it's as if men subconsciously fear women and in fact their genitalia too and so then any fantasy they have about women must be ones of annihilation .. it really needs to end.

    "Subconsciously"?

    Men talk that way about cheeseburgers too. And football. And business. And almost everything.

    Good luck with ending aggressive behavior in men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Martina Gedeck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    Javier Hernandez :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Fizgig Bandicoot


    Jon Bon Jovi is a roide. Especially with that 80's mullet!
    I wouldn't say no to Tom Selleck, Ted Danson (in 3 Men and a baby) Superhans, Robert Webb either.
    And Javier Bardem. Think he's more socially acceptable to fancy though.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Ms Hooley from Ballymorey........ yowza!!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    Javier Hernandez :cool:

    You know why they call him ''the little pea'' ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Amanda Knox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    The mother of Crystal Swing. I say she's mad for it. (chuckles)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭Jazzmaster


    Anyone mention Snookie yet? Stupid was never so sexy!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 155 ✭✭ladysarah


    I agree re mom of crystal swing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭Jazzmaster


    Oops! Zombie thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭cuana


    I'm secretly lusting after my Physiotherapist :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Fran Drescher mmmmmm! that voice! and that laugh! and that BODY!!! ;)

    Can't believe she's in her mid 50's!
    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2006/05/frandrescher250.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I'm not gay, but I'd give it a go for Porche Di Rossi. Jebus H. Christ, that's a beautiful woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    LambsEye wrote: »
    James Gandolfini
    James Gandolfinis psychiatrist (Jennifer)

    http://imagem.band.com.br/FOT_FT2_34402.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    When I was younger I had a huge crush on Data from Star Trek.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Traveller women


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Traveller women

    Undoing a bra pays more than 3 bells on a slot machine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Pickpocket


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Hilda ogden from coronation street....WHAT....id jizz all over that.Why not?

    How about now?


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