World's Greatest wanker

Degsy

Following on from "Ireland's Greatest Wanker"


I propose Bono for the biggest wanker in the world.

Red Hand

Master Bates.

FreudianSlippers

George W. Bush?






Or no, wait... that guy with the toupee from the US Apprentice. Fúcking wanker.

Royal Irish

Laurent Gbagbo.

policarp

Bono is Irish...

MagicMarker

policarp wrote: »

Bono is Irish...

Your powers of deduction are truly astonishing.

testicle

me

kippy

Dirk Diggler

Riddle101

Ryan Tubrity
Or
Justin Bieber

orourkeda

Cytherea.

Many hours of viewing pleasure to be had watching her w*nking.

Fremen

This guy.

Degsy

policarp wrote: »

Bono is Irish...

Not according to his tax returns.

30txsbzmcu2k9w

Susan Boyle. Fat ugly wanker.

punchdrunk

Louie Spence

galwayrush

T. Hand.

123balltv

Kanye West :eek: biggest wanker

the whole VMA fiasco with Taylor

NoDice

I thought this was going to be a thread about competing for the title as the best/fastest/most productive (heh heh) masterbator.

/leaves thread

Lawrence1895

Angela Merkel, Jeremy Kyle, Howard Webb

blindpilot

Tom ****ing Cruise

sagat2

Um.... Sepp Blatter

Degsy

Wayne rooney and his braindead cnunt of a scally of a toerag of a wife.

PeterIanStaker

Pope Benedict XVI "Condoms are bad, but child rape is ok"

FreudianSlippers

wait. World's greatest wanker?

Does that mean like someone who is a wanker but is fúcking brilliant at the same time.
I'll have to change my vote! :eek:

amacca

I (fortunately probably) didnt see the Irelands greatest wanker thread op but you should probably lay down some criteria for selecting said worlds greatest wanker before soliciting responses.

How do we know for sure that Bono doesnt spend as much of his day masturbating as is biologically possible? (I think its highly likely..shhh)

Therefore when you say wanker do you mean it literally

If you meant it literally

Then, what criteria does one use to decide who is in fact the greatest wanker.......are we going by volume of semen ejaculated? or do we only count volumes ejaculated on some object or person etc etc...are you giving points for style?.....are you handicapping for a persons size? etc etc
there's a lot to be considered if you want any meaningful results from this thread...only sayin!!!!


If you did not mean it literally

Then you need some criteria also......do you have to be considered a cnut to be a wanker? or are you just a wanker if youre 5'2", loaded, have a successful music career spanning decades and consider your nose indispensable to any existing or potential humanitarian crisis that might get you some airtime?


Anyway.....I need some direction sir if I am to provide you with a worthwhile answer

yours in anticipation

NoDice

amacca wrote: »

I (fortunately probably) didnt see the Irelands greatest wanker thread op but you should probably lay down some criteria for selecting said worlds greatest wanker before soliciting responses.

How do we know for sure that Bono doesnt spend as much of his day masturbating as is biologically possible? (I think its highly likely..shhh)

Therefore when you say wanker do you mean it literally

If you meant it literally

Then, what criteria does one use to decide who is in fact the greatest wanker.......are we going by volume of semen ejaculated? or do we only count volumes ejaculated on some object or person etc etc...are you giving points for style?.....are you handicapping for a persons size? etc etc
there's a lot to be considered if you want any meaningful results from this thread...only sayin!!!!


If you did not mean it literally

Then you need some criteria also......do you have to be considered a cnut to be a wanker? or are you just a wanker if youre 5'2", loaded, have a successful music career spanning decades and consider your nose indispensable to any existing or potential humanitarian crisis that might get you some airtime?


Anyway.....I need some direction sir if I am to provide you with a worthwhile answer

yours in anticipation

Christ - I vote you after that post! Come on dude!

amacca

NoDice wrote: »

Christ - I vote you after that post! Come on dude!

Yay! I win?

This might be the only thing I think I could beat Bono at...except maybe no holds barred street brawl

orourkeda

amacca wrote: »

I (fortunately probably) didnt see the Irelands greatest wanker thread op but you should probably lay down some criteria for selecting said worlds greatest wanker before soliciting responses.

How do we know for sure that Bono doesnt spend as much of his day masturbating as is biologically possible? (I think its highly likely..shhh)

Therefore when you say wanker do you mean it literally

If you meant it literally

Then, what criteria does one use to decide who is in fact the greatest wanker.......are we going by volume of semen ejaculated? or do we only count volumes ejaculated on some object or person etc etc...are you giving points for style?.....are you handicapping for a persons size? etc etc
there's a lot to be considered if you want any meaningful results from this thread...only sayin!!!!


If you did not mean it literally

Then you need some criteria also......do you have to be considered a cnut to be a wanker? or are you just a wanker if youre 5'2", loaded, have a successful music career spanning decades and consider your nose indispensable to any existing or potential humanitarian crisis that might get you some airtime?


Anyway.....I need some direction sir if I am to provide you with a worthwhile answer

yours in anticipation

You could have kept it simple and said Bono.

NoDice

amacca wrote: »

Yay! I win?

No. Not anymore. Vote retracted. :cool:

Cliff Richard. I frikking hate his polo-necks and Christmas songs.

PeterIanStaker

sagat2 wrote: »

Um.... Sepp Blatter

he's not a wanker he's a bellend:D

fred funk }{

Robbie Savage. What a wanker.

Will

Degsy! I've seen him skulking around town on occasion harassing young U2 fans, and old women, and puppies. Bono even hates him I hear!

admiralofthefleet

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, the head of the worlds largest cult

amacca

orourkeda wrote: »

You could have kept it simple and said Bono.

Yeah I know, but it felt more masturbatory that way....dont wanna shoot your load all over the place immediately, like those other posters!

PeterIanStaker

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, the head of the worlds largest cult

Jimmy Carr said it best "Former Nazi becomes head of world's largest paedophile ring"

plasmaguy

It would have to be between Bertie Ahern, Brian Cowen and Seanie Fitzpatrick.

Although Sepp Blatter deserves an honourable mention, as well as Thierry Henry.

FreudianSlippers

plasmaguy wrote: »

It would have to be between Bertie Ahern, Brian Cowen and Seanie Fitzpatrick.

I don't think you understand the difference between this thread and the other thread.

plasmaguy

OisinT wrote: »

I don't think you understand the difference between this thread and the other thread.

Yeh I didn't see the other thread, but as **** go, it would be hard to find any as big internationally.

I'll go with Sepp or Thierry so.

amacca

just clicked back into AH

anyway we could keep this thread and "irelands greatest wanker thread" at top billing?

hilarious!

scientific1982

Rupert Murdoch.

karl tyrrell

benjamin netanyahu israel

Degsy

Robert Mugabe and Bono.

Degsy

Liam gallagher..the utter cnunt.

FreudianSlippers

So wait, it's not ok to name Ireland's biggest wanker... but the world's biggest wanker? Totally legit guys :P

proon4

Degsy wrote: »

Not according to his tax returns.

Nice one:p

Degsy

OisinT wrote: »

So wait, it's not ok to name Ireland's biggest wanker... but the world's biggest wanker?

Both of which are Bono.

proon4

amacca wrote: »

I (fortunately probably) didnt see the Irelands greatest wanker thread op but you should probably lay down some criteria for selecting said worlds greatest wanker before soliciting responses.

How do we know for sure that Bono doesnt spend as much of his day masturbating as is biologically possible? (I think its highly likely..shhh)

Therefore when you say wanker do you mean it literally

If you meant it literally

Then, what criteria does one use to decide who is in fact the greatest wanker.......are we going by volume of semen ejaculated? or do we only count volumes ejaculated on some object or person etc etc...are you giving points for style?.....are you handicapping for a persons size? etc etc
there's a lot to be considered if you want any meaningful results from this thread...only sayin!!!!


If you did not mean it literally

Then you need some criteria also......do you have to be considered a cnut to be a wanker? or are you just a wanker if youre 5'2", loaded, have a successful music career spanning decades and consider your nose indispensable to any existing or potential humanitarian crisis that might get you some airtime?


Anyway.....I need some direction sir if I am to provide you with a worthwhile answer

yours in anticipation

keep it up more of that waffle and your in line for the title

fonecrusher1

Degsy wrote: »

Liam gallagher..

A grade A wanker of monumental proportions. A talentless, thick, weakling scummer who's famous thanks to his brother. You rarely see him being interviewed because he can barely string together a sentence.

Degsy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

A grade A wanker of monumental proportions. A talentless, thick, weakling scummer who's famous thanks to his brother.

Watch as he bottles it when the "fan" lunges at him..then comes on all 'ard when the bloke is buried under security.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5JBsKih0c

Ghandee

JEDWARD

amacca

proon4 wrote: »

keep it up more of that waffle and your in line for the title

ah ffs, you arrived way too late at that party

thanks sluts to post #25

NoDice

I love the word "slut".