Give me money or a eat his head off.

Mr.Crinklewood · 12-01-2011 11:30pm #1

Some background.

Name:- Blister Sheridan.

Family:- None ( i ate them )

Star Sign:- Libra.

Likes:- Sugar, Sporting Fingal, Ray Clemence, Blue.

Dislikes:- Smurfs.

Occupation:- Fireperson.

Highlight of his life so far:- Rescuing Isla Fisher from a tree.

Lowlight of his life so far:- Restraining order from Isla Fisher.

TeddyTedson · 13-01-2011 12:17am

Don't do it Mr.Crinklebottom!Crinklewood.

Sarky · 13-01-2011 12:30am

I don't negotiate with terrorists. Go on. Bite his head off. I f*cking DARE you.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-01-2011 12:36am

You have until tomorrow, or until I get hungry.

Sarky · 13-01-2011 12:39am

You can't do it, can you? Pussy.

Fago! · 13-01-2011 12:43am

Personally I think crinkleballs is bluffing!

Sarky · 13-01-2011 12:52am

I think so too.

This is a chicken. It is biting the head off a live baby. This chicken has more balls than the OP.

Fago! · 13-01-2011 1:00am

So does the baby! Being tasty and whatnot!

Sarky · 13-01-2011 1:02am

Haha, chicken balls.

I only just got that.

Fago! · 13-01-2011 1:06am

I had chicken balls once out of my local chinese guy's house. Not tasty at all! I suspect they were onions covered in vomit!!!!

Sneaky bastards!

Squarewave · 13-01-2011 2:36am

Blister Sheridan scammed my friend Gum E. Beyr out of thousands of chocolate coins in order to feed his insatiable sherbert habit.

Throw him to the sharks I say!

TeddyTedson · 13-01-2011 2:43pm

put the jellybaby down.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-01-2011 6:23pm

I have yet to receive the funds. I will carry out my threat ( well maybe ).

lil'bug · 13-01-2011 10:17pm

can i have the feet

nom nom nom

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-01-2011 11:58pm

Ok, I have a small problem. As a result if this problem I will give another day for the money to be transferred.

af_thefragile · 14-01-2011 2:21am

You're not going to do it! I knew that! You don't have the baaaaaalls!!!!!

Also there's something you should know....

we have the medical reports, you are the father...

Mr.Crinklewood · 14-01-2011 9:44am

af_thefragile wrote: »

You're not going to do it! I knew that! You don't have the baaaaaalls!!!!!

Also there's something you should know....
we have the medical reports, you are the father...

Are you accusing me of incest?

Anyone know how to find a missing jelly baby?

Fago! · 14-01-2011 11:31am

Incest is best!

Sarky · 14-01-2011 12:10pm

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Anyone know how to find a missing jelly baby?

Whenever I hear anyone ask where something is, I cannot help but reply "Up your bum". It's some sort of Pavlovian response at this stage.

So, uh, maybe try there first.

Matt Holck · 14-01-2011 8:40pm

IT's a tea party thing

Bank Roll taxation
for deficient transactions

aaronjumper · 17-01-2011 9:23pm

FINISH HIM!!

af_thefragile · 18-01-2011 2:26am

I told you Bob. He ain't gon do it. I've seen many like em all my life. They never do what they say...

Mr.Crinklewood · 21-01-2011 8:40pm

It is Friday.

You have a choice.

If you pay up, he lives, he walks free, he can run, frolic, jump, swim, be ready for the parades in July.

If you do not pay up, then i have a choice. My choice will be how he dies. Will it be slow or quick, painful or painless. Will i dispose of his body in an ethical manner and give him back to his family, or will Collins Dictionary have to create a new word for molesting a dead Jelly Baby.

Sarky · 21-01-2011 9:03pm

You've been putting this off like a Donegal by-election. Man the f*ck up!

Jet Black · 21-01-2011 10:56pm

*Swat team in position*
Take your shot

Mr.Crinklewood · 30-01-2011 10:06pm

Jelly Baby blood is upon your hands.

af_thefragile · 30-01-2011 11:33pm

Just the blood?

I want more than just the blood on my hands!!!!

Give me money or a eat his head off.

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