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In the PlayPen - Samapple789

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  • 17-01-2011 12:35am
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    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭


    When no when else staping up to do the playpen samapple789 is here to save the day

    The God of Indie samapple789 has never done something like this in his life and well take anything you give him and he will give his best shot right back at you

    Nevertheless,
    I give you
    samapple789


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    #2
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Er...


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    #3
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Are you on a boat?


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    #4
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Are you on a boat?



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

    NO i am not on a boat


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    #5
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Dya like granny smith apples? If so, why? If not, why?


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    #6
    cheesefiend
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭cheesefiend


    Gotta say, your posts are quality.

    So, how do you get all the ladies?

    Tell us more of your love of Indie, favourite band?


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    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    soccymonster wrote: »
    Dya like granny smith apples? If so, why? If not, why?

    No i dont like any kind of apples hate anything with apples in it maybe it is due to me being 1/2 Italian and eating more Italian style fruit


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    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    It's not even his turn!
    [/youtube]xcCO6E4NUs8[/youtube]

    But anyway, would you rather have to carry a plant in your hand for the rest of your life or live in a house with three walls?


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    #9
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    I meant to say this but boards is being weird and I can't edit my posts okaaay
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCO6E4NUs8


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    If you're going to be an attention-whore, you should at least make it interesting...


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    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Hahahahahhahahahha


    I FCUKING LOVE YOU


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    #12
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    samapple789 wrote: »
    No i dont like any kind of apples hate anything with apples in it maybe it is due to me being 1/2 Italian and eating more Italian style fruit

    Yet your username has apple in it. Wow, puzzling!

    Rate Namlub outta 10! And do you have a love of chillis, out of curiousity?


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    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    cheesefiend wrote: »
    Gotta say, your posts are quality.

    So, how do you get all the ladies?

    Tell us more of your love of Indie, favourite band?

    Well skin tight Jeans (all ways black) is the 1st thing you need then a shirt that is about two sizes to small for you (all ways gray). Maybe a skinny Tie. Boots or shoes on a night out no cons. Taking about 30 mins to do your hair. Style is the biggest part
    Also have no drink in you what so ever helps a lot girls like guys who dont drink
    Also you need to have a wing man who is worse looking then you
    Going up to chat to a girl isnt hard when there in a group of max of 4 more then that its just asking for a big fat no
    Having jokes and topics what are in the news helps as your chat up lines a lot.
    Dont make a more on a girl let her do it to you
    If all fails say your in a band and have some good indie music that know one has a clue who the band are

    Well thats the rules i have made up my self and have gotting friends lied with them

    Well my Fave indie bands are Young guns and francesqa and from the usa side every avenue


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    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    well, this is embarrasing for you


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    #15
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Can you give me any tips on how to be sexy?


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    #16
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    I feel neglected, was my question too deep and philosophical for you or something?


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    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    soccymonster wrote: »
    Yet your username has apple in it. Wow, puzzling!

    Rate Namlub outta 10! And do you have a love of chillis, out of curiousity?

    I am a iphone fanboy
    yes i do have a love of chilles every time i get pasta they have to be cooked into it
    Got to give Namlub a 100 because he is the man
    Namlub It's not even his turn!
    But anyway, would you rather have to carry a plant in your hand for the rest of your life or live in a house with three walls?
    Got to with a plant on my head because it will be a good chat up line because if you live in a house with 3 walls you will be liveing in a Pyramids and do you know they have Mummyes in them :cool:


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    #18
    Slow Show
    Registered Users Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    Samapple, you have my respect.

    Describe an average day in the life of Samapple. Extra points if your name is Sam and you use the quote, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.'


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    #19
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Why does everyone think I'm a a boy ffs...


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    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Why are you so sexy?


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    #21
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Namlub wrote: »
    Why does everyone think I'm a a boy ffs...

    It's ok... I felt your pain back in the day *hugs* :P

    sammy boyo, describe your perfect woman?


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    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    why did you skip the queue???

    /shame....


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    #23
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Bombay Bicycle Club, Two Door Cinema Club or Tokyo Police Club?


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    #24
    unknown13
    Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    Did you not see the list because it is there for a reason?


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    Deedeecupcake
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Deedeecupcake


    If you don't like apples, why is apple in your name???


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    #26
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Will you shift my friend Screaminmidget?


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    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Slow Show wrote: »
    Samapple, you have my respect.

    Describe an average day in the life of Samapple. Extra points if your name is Sam and you use the quote, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

    Well i may as well give you my life on a wednesday
    Get up at 8 in the morning pack my box with all the night staying over in a friends house
    9 to 11 play video games musty halo lately
    12 to 1 Call sam my friend saying i will see ya in a few hours
    3 Get to friends house and head into the shops for a bit buy stuff that i will never use in my life
    5 back to firends house to get something to eat
    6 more friends head over
    8 Play a large game of CoD or Hslo with the lads
    9 Head to the pub to see whats around for the night
    11 nightclub time
    11.30 chat up a girl called sam and tell her a apple a day keeps the doctor away
    12 wonder where the lads are get out the samapple iphone to txt them to see where they are
    1 back to the girl called sam she makes a move on you and you txt your friend saying you wont be home tonight
    2 get something to eat al lways pay for the girl
    2.40 get back to hers to get some


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    #28
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    Will you shift my friend Screaminmidget?
    Hes only joking :P
























    were not actually freinds ;)


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    #29
    Deedeecupcake
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Deedeecupcake


    How many girls called Sam do you get through per week? Do you only go for girls called Sam?? Isnt that namism???


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    #30
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Namlub wrote: »
    Why does everyone think I'm a a boy ffs...

    Well because the number of lads on boards is like 92.4% and girls 6.6% and outer 1%
    Noel2k9 Will you shift my friend Screaminmidget

    Have no idea if its a girl or a lad so i will say no
    unknown13 Did you not see the list because it is there for a reason?

    I put my self done but i was never added to it
    Namlub Bombay Bicycle Club, Two Door Cinema Club or Tokyo Police Clu

    None not a fan of any of them
    soccymonster
    sammy boyo, describe your perfect woman?

    Well i have i thing for emo or rock looking girls because there more likely going to go of with some one who looks like someone from a band they like
    How many girls called Sam do you get through per week? Do you only go for girls called Sam?? Isnt that namism???

    None i have int meat a girl called sam in my life cant say any numbers on this site


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    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    You're like my second favourite poster after Namlub!

    Do you agree with sex before marriage?

    What would you do if YOU got pregnant? It could be you.. don't drink and drive..


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