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opening a takeaway

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  • 17-01-2011 1:40pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 204 ✭✭


    hey im opening a takeaway on tuam road soon, but struggling to find a name. any ideas. mainly gonna consist of pizza and burgers and chips,


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭paconnors


    Burger Land


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Joebits


    Foodlicious, Buger Kong, Food Tastic, Grab A Bite, The TakeAway, Larry's, Food4U, PizzaBurgerChipPalace, Burger Palace, Food Palace, Chips&Stuff, Burgers&Stuff, Pizza&Stuff, FoodLand..etc.

    I could go on and on.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,138 ✭✭✭dinneenp


    Good Galway Grub?

    What's your name, surname? A lot of places have their name in it (or a made up name)
    Look at the golden pages online for Ireland or other places (London etc) for takeaway/restaurant and you'll get loads of ideas.

    on a slightly related note why is it 'four star pizza', why not five star pizza?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,777 ✭✭✭dmcg90


    Play on heritage. Food of the Tribesman, The Tribesman, Tribesman Takeaway.

    Btw, if you use any of these, you owe one of us a takeaway! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Joebits


    dinneenp wrote: »
    why is it 'four star pizza', why not five star pizza?

    Because some pikey stole one of the stars outside the shop and so then it became four star pizza.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭PauricTheLodger


    Goodburger


  • Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Constantin's


  • Registered Users Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    Krusty Burger


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    Joebits wrote: »
    Because some pikey stole one of the stars outside the shop and so then it became four star pizza.

    LOL INFRACTION


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Lord of the Fries


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭Fionn MacCool


    DRakE wrote: »
    LOL INFRACTION
    Srs? I've seen loads of people on here talk about 'knackers', 'tinkers' and so on and never get infracted.

    Pikey is probably the least offensive 'slang' term you could use anyway, most people don't even use it to refer to Members of the Travelling Community®

    On a completely unrelated note, call it Dirty Filthy Chipsies


  • Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭soundbyte


    Tasty Burgers.

    Or Tashty-macs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Joebits


    Srs? I've seen loads of people on here talk about 'knackers', 'tinkers' and so on and never get infracted.

    Pikey is probably the least offensive 'slang' term you could use anyway, most people don't even use it to refer to Members of the Travelling Community®

    Following on from that, call it Dirty Filthy Chipsies

    How come you didnt just get a warning for saying all those 'bad language' words?


  • Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭soundbyte


    On a completely unrelated note, call it Dirty Filthy Chipsies

    + 1


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Crusty Burger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Shamburgers


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,565 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Any fish been served?? Codfather, Fanny Haddock, (you're name) Plaice.

    Or The hungry Hoor!!! Theres one in Athlone i think... Bun In the oven...


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    biko wrote: »
    Shamburgers

    Would be a bit offensive to a certain group of minorities I think


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭Fionn MacCool


    Burqa King (a not for prophet company?)
    Caliden wrote: »
    Would be a bit offensive to a certain group of minorities I think
    Who gives a f**k about vegetarians??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,173 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    is it an Italian chipper? Or just a regular one..if it's Italian stereotype the crap out of it

    Viechenzo Carbones ah' big a pizza pies and ah da other crap

    Or nod to The Simpsons Luigis Rissoto
    South Park: Bucha daFagachinnis

    On a more serious note I prefer something like Joes, Vinnies...unless do you want to go for a theme?


    Star Burgers? pictures of dead celebrities?


  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Burger
    got a nice ring to it


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭Fionn MacCool


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    Star Burgers? pictures of dead celebrities?

    Don't know about you but I'd rather not tuck into a kebab while staring at what's left of Kurt Cobain's head.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,173 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    I'm the opposite. I like my kebabs loaded with lettuce, kebab sauce and morbid fascination of was he really as miserable as he seemed?

    Obvious answer=Yes


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Caliden wrote: »
    Would be a bit offensive to a certain group of minorities I think
    Isn't that just how everyone from Tuam refers to themselves? That what my Tuam friends call themselves anyway.
    Thought it was appropriate since it's on Tuam road.

    If inappropriate I'll remove it of course.

    Tuam = sham
    Milltown = scan
    Dunmore = shaft


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭Fionn MacCool


    biko wrote: »
    Isn't that just how everyone from Tuam refers to themselves?
    Only cause they all are... :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭SparKing


    Superb-Macs
    The Chipper
    or
    McDonnellsBelleek.JPG


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Om nom nom
    Monsch


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    baldbear wrote: »
    Any fish been served?? Codfather, Fanny Haddock, (you're name) Plaice.

    Or The hungry Hoor!!! Theres one in Athlone i think... Bun In the oven...

    By chance I was in Athlone at the weekend. It's called De Mad Hoor but close enough. I had a cheese burger which was lovely. Except they put garlic mayo on it for some reason. OP, don't do that Kthxbye.
    There's one in the north called For Cod and Ulster. Mightn't go down too well here.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭Fionn MacCool


    There's one in the north called For Cod and Ulster. Mightn't go down too well here.

    Nothing like a battered Loyalist :D


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