serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

Standman

It's a big liking having cigarette break, but with the added bonus of the cool evening breeze caressing your knob and balls

Craebear

Err.. are you married to a dog by any chance?

af_thefragile

Craebear wrote: »

Err.. are you married to a dog by any chance?

Could also be a cat.

But cats try to bury their poo/pee with mud/dirt after they've done with it...

TheZohanS

Only the ones who's parents stole from them as children do this.

dollyk

TheZohan wrote: »

Only the ones who's parents stole from them as children do this.

no he said his mam NEVER done that to him..

stevejr

Ashamed to say I've been known to do this with a few beers in me...herself doesn't be too impressed....:D

pickarooney

Seriously now, why are both your toilets upstairs?

IamtheWalrus

I got up early once and was eating my breakfast. I looked out the window to see my old man squatting, facing me with his trousers down. Our toilet was free. I don't usually use smileys but

giant_midget

i must admit, i do this when i have a few beers at home..me and my friends call it toofers when you have a smoke and a pee in the garden :pac:

Duggy747

I just shìte on the kitchen floor and blame it on mice.

ejmaztec

pickarooney wrote: »

Seriously now, why are both your toilets upstairs?

It's one of the downsides of getting cowboys to build a bungalow.

prinz

pickarooney wrote: »

Seriously now, why are both your toilets upstairs?

A lot of houses were built that way, with one main bathroom upstairs and possibly an en suite off the main bedroom.

uncle-mofo

Manys the time I'm in bed after a night out, too lazy to get out of bed and just piss out my window.

Screaminmidget

I just piss the bed tbf :pac::cool::P

RonMexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVeSjiTyeh8

Pee on the ground,
and jump around.

pickarooney

prinz wrote: »

A lot of houses were built that way, with one main bathroom upstairs and possibly an en suite off the main bedroom.

Ah, there you have it, the missus with her en-suite and her la-di-da notions of upperosity while himself just likes a slash out in the garden. It'll never last, OP, or if it does, it will be through decades of resentment and a squalid affair with a real estate agent.

Wompa1

He's a dirty fecker, you deserve better. Move on...

CDfm

A friend of mine was in India and a bloke she knew was unloading himself on the side of the road and he gave her a cheery hello :eek:

Iamwalrus I would reconsider eating any vegatables grown in the garden

james098

He probably does this cause hes sick of getting blamed for pissing on the toilet seat or leaving the lid up question why do women always have a problem with guys peeing:mad:

Screaminmidget

james098 wrote: »

He probably does this cause hes sick of getting blamed for pissing on the toilet seat or leaving the lid up question why do women always have a problem with guys peeing:mad:

coz hey cant do it standing up

WIZE

Your Husband is a Dog who has no respect for himself or Others
I would be disgusted if I seen that .
You might find it funny but he his disrespecting you by doing it
Does he wash himself or stand out in the rain when he wants to clean himself ?

Lawrence1895

Nozebleed wrote: »

it stops cats and dogs peeing in your garden. fo real!

Maybe, but it doesn't stop them doing another kind of business in the garden :pac:

amacca

WIZE wrote: »

Your Husband is a Dog who has no respect for himself or Others
I would be disgusted if I seen that .
You might find it funny but he his disrespecting you by doing it
Does he wash himself or stand out in the rain when he wants to clean himself ?

of ffs


talk about being divorced from the realities of your own species biological functions, he is not disrespecting anyone he's having a piss outside. He would only be disrespecting the OP if he tried to take a piss on her or done it when her friends were in the house....


its convenient...cathartic...nice to feel the fresh air swirling around your genitals...................seriously relaxing + if its not too dry urea makes great fertiliser.



I can only see a problem if

1) some over reacting busybody sees him and tells other overreacting busybodies about it

2) its splashing somewhere it wont drain away properly and a smell builds up

3) he does it into the wind

citizen_p

i do this, usually after drink but i also get a strong urge to when there is snow or frost outside.




its better than pissing in a sink, who want to walk all the way from a kitchen to a bathroom.

foxinsox

seriously?

seriously?

Jaysus ye are manky lads!! :eek:

sink

Pace2008 wrote: »

Sink's where it's at anyway.

You're welcome!

Latchy

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Now we know why dogs mark their territory out the back yard .It's not stray dogs or cats their worried about ,it's the house owner .

amacca

foxinsox wrote: »

seriously?

seriously?

Jaysus ye are manky lads!! :eek:

nothing wrong with it at all

at least its no more manky than women trowelling on more foundation than a building site and making themselves look worse than they were to begin with.

its just a bit of piss...where was it going to end up anyway?...magical fairy pixie land where the bowl is always fresh, the pot pourri smells fantastic and there's no need for a toilet brush as everyones aim is spot on

Coriolanus

Urine is sterile anyway, unless you're seriously ill.

foxinsox

amacca wrote: »

nothing wrong with it at all

at least its no more manky than women trowelling on more foundation than a building site and making themselves look worse than they were to begin with.

its just a bit of piss...where was it going to end up anyway?...magical fairy pixie land where the bowl is always fresh, the pot pourri smells fantastic and there's no need for a toilet brush as everyones aim is spot on

Yeah, plastering on makeup can be manky too!

I like the sound of magical fairy pixie land!

I still think grown men pissing in the back garden is manky!

amacca

foxinsox wrote: »

I like the sound of magical fairy pixie land!

So do I....I like a nice fresh clean toilet


in fact out in the open air is the freshest, cleanest, most relaxing toilet I have ever used...it almost seems purpose built.

There's something quite refreshing about pissing in the wind. As long as it's not coming towards you, mind.

Latchy

Pissing against the wind is not a good idea no

Poor Uncle Tom

Nothing wrong with a bit of watersports.....:p

Drink paint, piss on fence = satisfying paint job....:D

*may not be wise*

jimthemental

In UL whenever there was a houseparty in our place (1 or 2 a week) if the jacks was occupied I remember some of the lads used to go outside the back door. In fact I think that was the only use this area got. After a few months it was clear that this was enriching the soil due to the grass in a big semi circle around the door being a foot higher than the rest.

So to answer your question OP he's interested in gardening but too stingey to buy fertiliser.:)

andrew cross

you have to mark your territory show who is top wolf, do you hold it for him at the time,

policarp

In the olden days we used to have a thumber under the bed.
In the morning we used to shout out "Gardez Lou" as we tossed the contents onto the street.

Metallergy

policarp wrote: »

In the olden days we used to have a thumber under the bed.
In the morning we used to shout out "Gardez Lou" as we tossed the contents onto the street.

Gardy Loo!!

what has happened to guy's standards does no-one keep a piss jug handy anymore? 2litre 7-up bottle ideally.. n down the toilet eventually.

i recall one of the cork boys using the fúcking bedroom SINK in the quex rd. hostel

backthephilup

Men like to piss outside. Why must some people analyse everything. Take a slash in the garden yourself you might like it

jackiebaron

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Why do you fart in the kitchen?
Don't fückin' deny it! You could easily go and quack in your knicker drawer but you guff in the kitchen, don't you????

Johro

policarp wrote: »

If you want to stop him piddling outside, go to your local hardware shop and buy an electric fence. Enough said, Eh?...

Locking him out would be cheaper.

suicide_circus

Because flushing the average toilet uses many litres of fresh water just to move a bladderfull of hot piss down to the sea. Needless wasteage.

Maddison

Personally



I normally poo at Pauls house

Feelgood

Could be worse, he could be piddling on top of you while you sleep.

You know back in the day when we all lived in caves and ate wild boar for breakfast, dinner and tea. Piddling outside was the norm...all this piddling inside is just snobbery if you ask me.

Metallergy

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

After you get arrested for having a "piddle" in a public place it becomes much less fun haha

whats that circular building with the odd windows at the junction near Lansdowne Rd, i was pissing on it n a guard chased me away like benny hill i had my bags halfway down like charlie chaplin a curious sort of half-arsed pursuit did ensue with no real intention of him catching nor me escaping