I Hate Facebook

Nozebleed

..im not on facebook and i never will be. In fact im wondering why people i haven't seen in 20 years are sending me emails..why do these people think im their friend all of a sudden?
just before christmas i met bumped into a lad outside a shop..we were in primary school together..hadn't spoken a word to him since aged 10 or whatever..just drove passed each other now and then never acknowledging each other..well he stops me and proceeds to tell me he's dying..he's got crones disease..he's waiting on a liver transplant..this sh*thead drove passed me for the last 10 years without nodding/waving/whatever hello and now he wants to be my mate becasue his liver is ****ed?
well this nob has gone on facebook found one of my brothers(who he doesn't know)..got my email address..and has now passed it on to every f*cking pr*ck from our primary class and now im getting emails left right and centre. Asking what have i been doing for the last 20 years? F*CK OFF!

CU*T.

peabutler

And I hate when people who don't play Runescape with me email me.

messymess

Well .... what HAVE you been doing for the last 20yrs?

OutlawPete

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th3 s1aught3r

Cool post bro

KeithM89_old

The awkward moment when Nozebleed gets unwanted friend requests....



You can always just ignore the emails ya know!

Scarydoll

Would you not give him a bit of your liver? Sure it grows back.

Guill

Top right of the page, there's a little red X, click it....

Alter-Ego

The guy's dying and you wont even play a bit of mafia wars with him.

Kimono-Girl

this is why the 'Delete' option is there.....



hang on if they are e-mailing you why do you hate facebook???

James Forde

the guy is dying and you care about facebook

Vicxas

Facebook is internet crack.

Leeg17

peabutler wrote: »

And I hate when people who don't play Runescape with me email me.

you play rs? me too

RichieC

I'll always consider my primary school classmates as friends warranting a stop and chat.

peabutler

No, No I don't

Jesus Wept

Nozebleed wrote: »

..im not on facebook and i never will be. In fact im wondering why people i haven't seen in 20 years are sending me emails..why do these people think im their friend all of a sudden?
just before christmas i met bumped into a lad outside a shop..we were in primary school together..hadn't spoken a word to him since aged 10 or whatever..just drove passed each other now and then never acknowledging each other..well he stops me and proceeds to tell me he's dying..he's got crones disease..he's waiting on a liver transplant..this sh*thead drove passed me for the last 10 years without nodding/waving/whatever hello and now he wants to be my mate becasue his liver is ****ed?
well this nob has gone on facebook found one of my brothers(who he doesn't know)..got my email address..and has now passed it on to every f*cking pr*ck from our primary class and now im getting emails left right and centre. Asking what have i been doing for the last 20 years? F*CK OFF!

CU*T.

add me

jd007

Loner

sashafierce

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Up-n-atom!

Vicxas wrote: »

Facebook is internet crack.

Boards.ie is internet crack.

This thread should be called 'I Hate E-mail'.

danh789

Nozebleed wrote: »

..im not on facebook and i never will be. In fact im wondering why people i haven't seen in 20 years are sending me emails..why do these people think im their friend all of a sudden?
just before christmas i met bumped into a lad outside a shop..we were in primary school together..hadn't spoken a word to him since aged 10 or whatever..just drove passed each other now and then never acknowledging each other..well he stops me and proceeds to tell me he's dying..he's got crones disease..he's waiting on a liver transplant..this sh*thead drove passed me for the last 10 years without nodding/waving/whatever hello and now he wants to be my mate becasue his liver is ****ed?
well this nob has gone on facebook found one of my brothers(who he doesn't know)..got my email address..and has now passed it on to every f*cking pr*ck from our primary class and now im getting emails left right and centre. Asking what have i been doing for the last 20 years? F*CK OFF!

CU*T.

I just hope that poor man has already died so he doesnt see this stupid thread you've created.

Giblet

How about you ignore it and sh*t the f*ck up? No-one gives a crap if you hate something or not. Jesus.

I suck hot pen1s. Call me. 087 2266215

yermandan

Forget Facebook man, get yerself into anger management

marzic

I'm not on it, but the mrs has an account. She dont put any pics on it just chats with friends. I'm going to open an account for family members only, but i know all her friends will be trying to be a facebook friend with me. Is there a PFO button rather than ignoring them, so they'll get the message... Fcuk Facebook!

desaparecidos

Nozebleed wrote: »

..im not on facebook and i never will be. In fact im wondering why people i haven't seen in 20 years are sending me emails..why do these people think im their friend all of a sudden?
just before christmas i met bumped into a lad outside a shop..we were in primary school together..hadn't spoken a word to him since aged 10 or whatever..just drove passed each other now and then never acknowledging each other..well he stops me and proceeds to tell me he's dying..he's got crones disease..he's waiting on a liver transplant..this sh*thead drove passed me for the last 10 years without nodding/waving/whatever hello and now he wants to be my mate becasue his liver is ****ed?
well this nob has gone on facebook found one of my brothers(who he doesn't know)..got my email address..and has now passed it on to every f*cking pr*ck from our primary class and now im getting emails left right and centre. Asking what have i been doing for the last 20 years? F*CK OFF!

CU*T.

We are in the era of people presuming other people give a **** about their pathetic lives.

Stay strong my friend, this era will pass, the attention whores will die from lack of attention and society shall be cleansed.

Giblet

desaparecidos wrote: »

We are in the era of people presuming other people give a **** about their pathetic lives.

Stay strong my friend, this era will pass, the attention whores will die from lack of attention and society shall be cleansed.

Says the man with over 100 posts!

Vicxas

Up-n-atom! wrote: »

Boards.ie is internet crack.

This thread should be called 'I Hate E-mail'.

We should start a thread saying how much we hate boards, but we're posting on it, how non conforming is that!!

desaparecidos

Giblet wrote: »

Says the man with over 100 posts!

What's your point?

Giblet

You have Ryu, I have Noam Chomsky, I'm better than you.

Giblet

desaparecidos wrote: »

What's your point?

Your post sucks

peabutler

I'm Mick McCarthy's baby.

Aldebaran

Up-n-atom! wrote: »

This thread should be called 'I Hate E-mail'.

I think 'I Hate People' would be a more appropriate title.

Giblet

peabutler wrote: »

I'm Mick McCarthy's baby.

fukken ye!

admiralofthefleet

thank you for such a wonderful gift, here is one back

MrStuffins

I hate China, I don't go there.

I hate tea, i don't drink it.

I don't like Cricket, oh no, I.... don't watch it!

So the answer to your Facebook folly is......... don't bloody go near it! Simple!

desaparecidos

Giblet wrote: »

Your post sucks

I don't see the connection.

Giblet

MrStuffins wrote: »

I hate China, I don't go there.

Nothin' like a sideways vagina to mix things up

LITERALLY

Giblet

desaparecidos wrote: »

I don't see the connection.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum

El Guapo!

If your not on Facebook then why is your brother advertising your e-mail address online??




I think your a dirty rotten liar OP and you just made baby Jesus cry.....:(

desaparecidos

MrStuffins wrote: »

I hate China, I don't go there.

I hate tea, i don't drink it.

I don't like Cricket, oh no, I.... don't watch it!

So the answer to your Facebook folly is......... don't bloody go near it! Simple!

He gets emails, read the post.

Setting up a filter to route any mail that contains "facebook" to trash is effort. It may be a tiny effort, but an needless effort none the less.

chin_grin

I dislike facebook for the same reasons. Oh except the not engaging in a conversation with an old classmate, even though he's dying, on account that he drove by you and didn't see fit to shout this information out the window.

But really Facebook is just crap isn't it? I actually deleted my account cos it was just another shiny distraction and people using it were too busy yapping on about how stupidly important they were. Or their stupid f*cking farmville farms.....or Mafia Ville or Rape Ville, or whatever it's called now. <grumbles like the oul fella I'm turning in to>

Hey OP is this you?

Jimmy Iovine

I hate cheese

admiralofthefleet

Giblet wrote: »

Nothin' like a sideways vagina to mix things up

LITERALLY

i used to say that to a chinese girl i worked with 'do you have a slanty mary'

Giblet

desaparecidos wrote: »

He gets emails, read the post.

Setting up a filter to route any mail that contains "facebook" to trash is effort. It may be a tiny effort, but an needless effort none the less.

Who the **** uses emails anyway.

MrStuffins

Giblet wrote: »

Who the **** uses emails anyway.

Exactly, it's all about Facebook these days!

danh789

Lets all send the OP annoying, pointless PM's!

I bet he'll love that....

desaparecidos

Giblet wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum

Brilliant. I hope your 9,597 previous posts actually make sense.

deathrider

You'll be well sick when you miss out on the millions this guy was offering you in his will, op... And all you had to do to get it was facebook him :pac:

desaparecidos

Aldebaran wrote: »

I think 'I Hate People' would be a more appropriate title.

Yeah yeah Mr Popular.

El Guapo!

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

I hate cheese

:eek:

Take it back............Take it back now!!!

m@cc@

Friendface ftw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rNgCnY1lPg

Sykk

Billy no mates