What made you smile today?

Ledger · 20-01-2011 12:48pm #1

This is to try and balance out the seriousness on AH today.:)

So what little thing in your day has made you smile?

I'll start:
Waking up after a night out with money still in my wallet and putting on the radio to hear my favourite corona's song on the radio. (Someone Else's Hands)

fakearms123 · 20-01-2011 12:58pm

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

Snakeblood · 20-01-2011 12:59pm

Ledger wrote: »

This is to try and balance out the seriousness on AH today.:)

So what little thing in your day has made you smile?

I'll start:
Waking up after a night out with money still in my wallet and putting on the radio to hear my favourite corona's song on the radio. (Someone Else's Hands)

Not to be all electoral, but I was driving down the road, and thinking 'What would it take for me to not hate the government', then I thought 'They'd have to invent a time machine to un**** the country before it happened'.

And then the theme from Back to the future came on the radio, and I felt GREAT. Just a serendipitous thing.

chin_grin · 20-01-2011 1:01pm

Walking in to work and being stopped dead in my tracks by the sun beaming through the fog\mist\correct me.

Was absolutely breathtaking. Freezing as fook, but I didn't care.

FatherLen · 20-01-2011 1:07pm

i remembered i have a free foot long sub on my subway card!

chin_grin · 20-01-2011 1:09pm

FatherLen wrote: »

i remembered i have a free foot long sub on my subway card!

That's what SHE said. ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh!

........wait that makes absolutely no sense...........DAMMIT!

phasers · 20-01-2011 1:11pm

My car has an adequate level of oil in it.

Sykk · 20-01-2011 1:15pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

Cheers for that.. A full mouthful of tea all over my screen :pac:

chin_grin · 20-01-2011 1:17pm

Sykk wrote: »

Cheers for that.. A full mouthful of tea all over my screen :pac:

Enough with the sh*tin' imagery lads!

queenorganiser · 20-01-2011 1:26pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

pmsl

FatherLen · 20-01-2011 1:31pm

queenorganiser wrote: »

pmsl

this is the best you could come up with for your first post?

ah kidding welcome to boards!!! but more importantly welcome to AH

jackiebaron · 20-01-2011 1:38pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

Mine, by comparison, had the consistency of industrial sludge cascading from my a-hole. The initial blast was akin to shot being expelled from a blunderbus and spattering the sides of the bowl. After that a steady flow of mud barrelled out of my arse forming a human cow-pat on the wads of toilet paper sitting atop the water below. I too smiled at my Nobel-esque accomplishment.

queenorganiser · 20-01-2011 1:48pm

FatherLen wrote: »

this is the best you could come up with for your first post?

ah kidding welcome to boards!!! but more importantly welcome to AH

sorry, no it reminds me of something my brother would say.. and yes, i forwarded the quote to him ...
very descriptive relationship you have with your dumps... .

Korvanica · 20-01-2011 1:50pm

sorting out a bug that was confusing me yesterday... yay ... also its lunchtime...

TheZohanS · 20-01-2011 1:52pm

Ladies Lounge ---->

Duggy747 · 20-01-2011 1:59pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

jackiebaron wrote: »

Mine, by comparison, had the consistency of industrial sludge cascading from my a-hole. The initial blast was akin to shot being expelled from a blunderbus and spattering the sides of the bowl. After that a steady flow of mud barrelled out of my arse forming a human cow-pat on the wads of toilet paper sitting atop the water below. I too smiled at my Nobel-esque accomplishment.

The beast I had created this frightfully cold morning was surely the spawn of Lucifer himself, searing my rim with intense fiery heat it emitted from it's hardened but cracked brown casing that would match even the hottest, darkest depths of hell.

Once this evil was released I fell off the throne onto my knees, but I could not rest long as I knew this demon must be vanquished from my den. I clampered back up, wished it back to it's lair as I pulled on the release valve of my lavatory. I grinned as I watched it be consumed by the crashing waters around it, confident that it had departed.

But, my joy was not to last, as this beast sat there.......unbudged..........taunting me...............ensuring me that it was not to be moved by such fickle methods.

So I got the clothes-hanger and mashed it up :pac:

martic · 20-01-2011 2:00pm

I smiled when I held my wife's head under the quilt after doing the eggiest fart i could hold onto all morning

El Horseboxo · 20-01-2011 2:01pm

Having deadlifted over a quarter of a ton this morning and then walking to the shops knowing i'm stronger than every mother fúcker in sight.

rainbowdrop · 20-01-2011 2:14pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

jackiebaron wrote: »

Mine, by comparison, had the consistency of industrial sludge cascading from my a-hole. The initial blast was akin to shot being expelled from a blunderbus and spattering the sides of the bowl. After that a steady flow of mud barrelled out of my arse forming a human cow-pat on the wads of toilet paper sitting atop the water below. I too smiled at my Nobel-esque accomplishment.

Duggy747 wrote: »

The beast I had created this frightfully cold morning was surely the spawn of Lucifer himself, searing my rim with intense fiery heat it emitted from it's hardened but cracked brown casing that would match even the hottest, darkest depths of hell.

Once this evil was released I fell off the throne onto my knees, but I could not rest long as I knew this demon must be vanquished from my den. I clampered back up, wished it back to it's lair as I pulled on the release valve of my lavatory. I grinned as I watched it be consumed by the crashing waters around it, confident that it had departed.

But, my joy was not to last, as this beast sat there.......unbudged..........taunting me...............ensuring me that it was not to be moved by such fickle methods.

So I got the clothes-hanger and mashed it up :pac:

Contenders to the Flutterin' Bantam crown, eh?

stovelid · 20-01-2011 2:30pm

Not really today but I saw two South Park reruns last night - Mr Jefferson and the one where Cartman starts off a national trend of shitting through your mouth - and they made me chuckle.

fakearms123 · 20-01-2011 2:33pm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Having deadlifted over a quarter of a ton this morning and then walking to the shops knowing i'm stronger than every mother fúcker in sight.

was this before or after you found out you were homosexual?

Kasabian · 20-01-2011 2:36pm

Flutters sh!te stories being out done by amateurs.

* Round of applause

Kasabian · 20-01-2011 2:37pm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Having deadlifted over a quarter of a ton this morning and then walking to the shops knowing i'm stronger than every mother fúcker in sight.

Can you out run a bullet, thats the question.

:pac:

jackiebaron · 20-01-2011 3:22pm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Having deadlifted over a quarter of a ton this morning and then walking to the shops knowing i'm stronger than every mother fúcker in sight.

How many socks did you stuff down your crotch?

Mind44 · 20-01-2011 4:47pm

Seeing a young man who looked extraordinarily like my late brother. It wasn't sad. It made me smile - like I got a short two second glimpse of my brother again.

orourkeda · 20-01-2011 4:51pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I smiled today when my arse gave birth to a silverback shit that pushed the rim of me arse so much in the opposite direction that when the black guinness demon beast was finally released from his entrapment in made my arsehole clap... I smiled when I turned around in my squating seat position to view my beautiful creation and I knew I had to cherish it with the biddy.

I had a **** that made my arse twitch.

Brought a smile to my face