Scum bag protocol...

RichieC

Schnackos prey on people they think are afraid of them. so dont show fear, if they staring at you stare at them back, they're made of paper due to being heroine junkies anyway.

fonecrusher1

Orizio wrote: »

...go to hillbillies - less room for scumbags, much better junk food.

Yeah i dunno why anybody goes into that sh!thole. Supermacs is always full of scum mutants. Hillbillies isn't that far away & the food is simply scrumptious.
The breast in a bun is so delicious i actually cry a little bit as im eating it. Someone will say ...are you ok? & i say have you been busy?

sligopark

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

The breast in a bun is so delicious i actually cry a little bit as im eating it. Someone will say ...are you ok?

cry a little when you eat it?

class

fonecrusher1

sligopark wrote: »

cry a little when you eat it?

class

Well the deliciousness is kind of....overwhelming. Its either cry or sh!t & piss myself. The latter causes problems. Smelly bum bum for a start.

sligopark

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Well the deliciousness is kind of....overwhelming. Its either cry or sh!t & piss myself.

my nan used to do this too

fonecrusher1

sligopark wrote: »

my nan used to do this too

Yip, thats how good that breast in the bun is.

gimme

LambsEye

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yip, thats how good that breast in the bun is.

gimme

Dude. I had it tonight. Deadly. Absolutely DEADLY.

x in the city

Kinetic^ wrote: »

/obligatory post about you not paying your bets in the soccer forum!

love the way everyone follows my posts....:P

back to the scumbag, he was peering into my wallet and staring at me, and generally acting the maggot.

Of course if I told him to f*** off his scum bag maggot friends would have no doubt cornered me and I would be on a drip now after getting my head smashed on the pavement

take everything

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

Protocol?
Yes, just let me check my Scum Management Manual.

fonecrusher1

x in the city wrote: »

he was peering into my wallet and staring at me

Maybe he was a male prostitute checking to see if you had enough money for a romantic encounter in your car? /loud saxophone music...

Metallergy

take everything wrote: »

.........

that is all.

sometimes you don't even have to have to chase them down, they just boldly offer emselves :eek: opportunity only comes n knocks ffs!


strip em starkers. dispose of carefully; do not burn. leave them with nothing but their virginity

bonerm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Maybe he was a male prostitute checking to see if you had enough money for a romantic encounter in your car? /loud saxophone music...

Or maybe he wanted the romance without the money?

x in the city

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Well the deliciousness is kind of....overwhelming. Its either cry or sh!t & piss myself. The latter causes problems. Smelly bum bum for a start.

damn, such a fool i am...

didnt realise the north mall area around the gate was so full of scum mutants.


hillbillies do have good food, i just drove to supermacs as it was what came to mind.

xsiborg

a blank stare followed by the word "problem?", usually works for me, course the same strategy never works with chuggers, they attack from behind, and those that use a frontal assault are oblivious so far anyway to any kind of rebuke. almost to the point where i feel like instead of telling them where to shove their clipboard i want to physically assist them in getting it up there!

alas, its ok for them to assault my eardrums with their shreiks of "howya bud, ya got a few minutes?", one girl practically on my shoulder while doing so with her "hiyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!", but if i take offence to this behaviour, apparently im a horrible bastard. such as may be, but hey, i'll get over that!

Iguana Bob

the trick is to confuse them, you scream " whats the square root of 7? Go"
and run!!! they will soon realise its not 3.5 and the confusion will ware off
or
if you have something shiny wave it close to their face so the light gets their attention, then you throw it to one of the other scumbags and watch as scumbag 1's rage is missdirected to scumbag 2
and again run

El Horseboxo

I usually just carry a big black dildo with me that i stuff half way down the waist of my jeans. And when i feel anyone eyeing my up i lift up the shirt and give them a flash of it as i'm rubbing vaseline on my lips.

Iguana Bob

awww i just thought of a much better one. you let them beat you up so you are all distraught, battered and ashamed.
then you follow him home (or them the more the merrier).
then you kill his parents chop them up into mouth size pieces and make chilli out of then, you give it to him as a piece offering.
(sweet sweet tasty revenge)
later when you need to go to court for a double murder. you pleed temporary insanity and push the blame onto Trey Parker and Matt Stone for warping your fragil little mind.
few weeks in therapy and your home free

DOC09UNAM

Swift kick to the kick of the inside of the knee will take one down to about midrift level, then you can either knee him in the face, or punch him, dealers choice.

If there is more than one of them, run as fast as you can.

x in the city

scum usually come in packs tho, like the walking dead zombies

DOC09UNAM

x in the city wrote: »

scum usually come in packs tho, like the walking dead zombies

What do you consider scum? People who dress differently to you?

barryd09

stop being such a funking wuss.

Trog

The first 1:50 of this will give you the idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlorlsDJyV0

She poked me in the eye with her c*ck.

scientific1982

Ignore them if possible. If they try and put hands on me, use as much violence as I can muster.

Metallergy

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Swift kick to the kick of the inside of the knee will take one down to about midrift level, then you can either knee him in the face, or punch him, dealers choice.

If there is more than one of them, run as fast as you can.

only as a suppressing technique; last resort - remember we don't want to draw attention the objective is any loose change; cigarettes - mobile phone. any stragglers can be rounded up and contained. ask your local sheep farmer he'll show you how

J. Marston

Protocol? Spread your arms wide, nonchalant facial expression and say: ''Come at me, bro''

If that doesn't work......kick'im in the balls and run!

congo_90

Dexter Big Squeegee wrote: »

Flash of the langer should sort them.

start spinning it round while making helicopter noises

Dr conrad murray

just start acting and speaking like them and ask if they have any vacancies for an extra scumbag in the gang to help in the daily collecting of euros and cigarettes and the administering of beatings to random people on the sreet

Cranky Mc Funhouse

congo_90 wrote: »

start spinning it round while making helicopter noises

I would take this advice but use my whole body.

Metallergy

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

I would take this advice but use my whole body.

fúcking zangeif here and his spinning lariat

as a scum-bag my protocols are clearly a little more thought out :rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

Callum Deep Bacon wrote: »

I find licking their balls and kegging is a great way to get fit.

:eek: