Where's Raiser?

pappyodaniel

Sorry if I've missed something but where's Raiser? I miss his bad jokes and him turning even the fluffiest of threads into a political rant against the Government? Maybe HE is one of the Bandits? They have been quite busy of late?!?

Itsdacraic

http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Limerick-gardai-shoot-at-car.6697085.jp

Amazotheamazing

Itsdacraic wrote: »

http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Limerick-gardai-shoot-at-car.6697085.jp

think you're mistaken, judging by comments on where he's from/living it could be

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/01/16/haiti.duvalier/index.html?eref=ft

Agent_99

I'm not one to talk...........But

I heard that he has taken over as the new Stig after they found a helmet big enough for his head.

He has promised not to write a book though.

donutheadhomer

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Sorry if I've missed something but where's Raiser? I miss his bad jokes and him turning even the fluffiest of threads into a political rant against the Government? Maybe HE is one of the Bandits? They have been quite busy of late?!?

nobody would miss me

phill106

wrote: »

nobody would miss me

Who said that? *Looks around*

Kess73

Lads, he simply refused to toe the line in Dooradoyle and bow when I walked by.

I could not allow anyone to get away with such a thing as it would set a bad example for the other peasants, so Raiser is residing in my garden shed until he comes to terms with the error of his way.


I hope that all you other Boardsies in Dooradoyle, Raheen plus the mod living on the Ballinacurra road have the good sense to learn from his error and bow when your king jogs by.


Also with the marathon only three or so months away I expect you to be busy making your King Kess banners to greet me on my run. Last year I was most upset to only see one such sign in the Dooradoyle area as I ran.:D

kilburn

we will have to start a campaign for his freedom

Conor Bourke

kilburn wrote: »

we will have to start a campaign for his freedom

Oh I dunno about that, he sounds dangerous! I've heard he's as big as four cats, and he's got a retractable leg so's he can leap at you better and he glows in the dark, and he's got four ears- two of them are for listening and the other two are kinda like back-up ears, his claws are as big as cups and for some reason he's got a tremendous fear of stamps, and he's got magnets on his tail so if you're made out of metal he can attach himself to you, and instead of a mouth he's got four arses...

Oh wait, Raiser? I thought we were on about the beast of Craggy Island, sorry!

The Snipe

kilburn wrote: »

we will have to start a campaign for his freedom

No need, I'll break him out myself! Get me my dynamite! Muhuhahaha!

Kess73

XiledSniper wrote: »

No need, I'll break him out myself! Get me my dynamite! Muhuhahaha!

If I see you sneaking towards my garden shed, the sniper will find himself in the crosshairs.

Kess73

Raiser, if you are reading this thread from my shed, then you had not have beaten me in the race to move out of the area.

Limerick_Lass

Kess73

Limerick_Lass wrote: »

You should be thanking me for taking credit for him vanishing, otherwise you would be the main suspect.

The Snipe

Kess73 wrote: »

If I see you sneaking towards my garden shed, the sniper will find himself in the crosshairs.

Well, the plan for the Dynamite, is to deal with you - which will allow me to pick the lock on the shed to free him in all the commotion! :O

Kess73

XiledSniper wrote: »

Well, the plan for the Dynamite, is to deal with you - which will allow me to pick the lock on the shed to free him in all the commotion! :O

Best bring something with more kick than dynamite, otherwise all you will do is make me narkier than I normally am.

Limerick_Lass

Thanks Kess73.... I shall get away with this one so

Mc Love

Kess73 wrote: »

I hope that all you other Boardsies in Dooradoyle, Raheen plus the mod living on the Ballinacurra road have the good sense to learn from his error and bow when your king jogs by

Yeah right

Kess73

Mc Love wrote: »

Yeah right

Plenty of room in my shed, mate. :mad::mad::pac:

Kess73

Limerick_Lass wrote: »

Thanks Kess73.... I shall get away with this one so

You did remember to get rid of that shovel right? :pac:

Raiser

I had to take some time out to find myself........ I suppose the thread title kinda drew me in!!!

Not too much has changed since I was here last - In fact its like time stood still, I see the Peoples Park is again full of JCBs and Scaffolding and Willie O'Dea is back on the beat, I see you're all still circling each other, but still too shy to meet!

No seriously though, Ive been taking a lot of long walks in Dooradoyle Park while collecting my thoughts.

P.S. Pappyodaniel I'm going to send you a load of PMs re my 'bad' jokes, I'm sure you'd find them funnier if I explained them or something? Which 2 jokes did ya mean ?????????

P.P.S. This thread proves that nobody should ever, ever accept an invitation to Kess's House, he's like the Dooradoyle Dahmer.

Jumpy

It looks like the locks on Kess's shed need replacing.

Kess73

Raiser wrote: »

I had to take some time out to find myself........ I suppose the thread title kinda drew me in!!!

Not too much has changed since I was here last - In fact its like time stood still, I see the Peoples Park is again full of JCBs and Scaffolding and Willie O'Dea is back on the beat, I see you're all still circling each other, but still too shy to meet!

No seriously though, Ive been taking a lot of long walks in Dooradoyle Park while collecting my thoughts.

P.S. Pappyodaniel I'm going to send you a load of PMs re my 'bad' jokes, I'm sure you'd find them funnier if I explained them or something? Which 2 jokes did ya mean ?????????

P.P.S. This thread proves that nobody should ever, ever accept an invitation to Kess's House, he's like the Dooradoyle Dahmer.

There's gratitude after I was good enough to let you out for a bit.;)


And Dahmer? Not a chance, I am closer to Manson.

pappyodaniel

Kess73 wrote: »

There's gratitude after I was good enough to let you out for a bit.;)


And Dahmer? Not a chance, I am closer to Manson.

Lucky for Raiser you weren't in the Fred West school school of serial killers.