Valentine's Day

ShearerGeordie

Yep, that fateful day full of expensive niceties and nicely expensives is approaching soon.

So, any ideas for Valentine's Day lads? I'm really stuck for ideas, so what are ye getting up to?

darragh16

I'm guessing your a fella, so no I'm busy

adamski8

dogging?

scientific1982

Get her a hot stud like me for the night.

rebel10

First Valentines day single for 8 years. So I am going to be very content counting all the money I didn't waste on a boyfriend!;)

benagain

bring her to the beach an let the tide take her out ops

stovelid

It's a load of shite but regretfully something you end up acknowledging as not to be a bollix.

Dan Chipowski

Scratching myself on the couch most probably.

deelite

Do what my OH did last year got me sod all, then on 15th February he gave me a beautiful card which said "It doesn't have to be valentines day for me to say I love you" - with a gift voucher inside. (now he either forgot and this was the easy way for him to get out of trouble or he really does love me)

racso1975

rebel10 wrote: »

First Valentines day single for 8 years. So I am going to be very content counting all the money I didn't waste on a boyfriend!;)

sorry when you content what i think you meant to say was full of hatred for all men!
But i got your subtle use of language

seafood dunleavy

organise a gang bang...then tell her shes not invited.

rebel10

racso1975 wrote: »

sorry when you content what i think you meant to say was full of hatred for all men!
But i got your subtle use of language

Oh so subtle!:p

Seriously though, i am content knowing I don't have to buy anyone a card or make a meal, not just on Feb. 14th, but any day of the year!
Wonder how long will i remain "content" though!;)

--LOS--

no money should be spent on Valentines day, hate commercial holidays, birthdays are important, christmas I can get over coz it's like celebrating the start of a new year.

But Fŭck Valentines day, that's priceless :cool:

PeterIanStaker

Herself already told me she doesnt want anything - so does that mean I should get her something?

Typical females with their reverse psychology dagnammit!

Larianne

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Herself already told me she doesnt want anything - so does that mean I should get her something?

Typical females with their reverse psychology dagnammit!

Make her something. She's appreciate that.

The_B_Man

My birthday is on the 11th, so I only get 1 present!!

rusty_racer94

It's gonna be my birthday too on 14th Feb !!
Double fun.

clikityclak

Woop first valentine's single in a good while, so I'm going to Coppers to get the shift yeeeeoowwwwww!!!


It's a load of shiiite anyway, I never got anything memorable :mad:

--LOS--

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Herself already told me she doesnt want anything - so does that mean I should get her something?

Typical females with their reverse psychology dagnammit!

means she's not getting you anything :pac:

hmm if you're not sure maybe just do something nice like cook for her but don't buy presents etc.

If I said I didn't want anything I would mean it though.

rebel10

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Herself already told me she doesnt want anything - so does that mean I should get her something?

Typical females with their reverse psychology dagnammit!

Do something really nice for her spontaneously on saturday the 12th, like run her a bath, with her favourite music on in the background. While she is busy scrubbing, pop into xtra vision and pick up one of her favourite films and favourite food/snacks. That would be my ideal treat anyway. If you have kids, organise that they are babysat or something and go for a walk somewhere nice, just the two of ye.

rusty_racer94

clikityclak wrote: »

Woop first valentine's single in a good while, so I'm going to Coppers to get the shift yeeeeoowwwwww!!!


It's a load of shiiite anyway, I never got anything memorable :mad:

Thats how I do it every year.

Ronin247

When she says she doesnt want anything do not fall for it or you will be on the handpump for a month!!! Thats like when she says do I look fat in this dress, it doesnt matter what the truth is the answer is no.

These are universal laws like wear sunscreen

0O7

i think i may be due sex this month so

JohnathanM

Larianne wrote: »

Make her something. She's appreciate that.

Yeah. Make her cook a steak dinner and follow it up with a blowjob.

PeterIanStaker

rebel10 wrote: »

Do something really nice for her spontaneously on saturday the 12th, like run her a bath, with her favourite music on in the background. While she is busy scrubbing, pop into xtra vision and pick up one of her favourite films and favourite food/snacks. That would be my ideal treat anyway. If you have kids, organise that they are babysat or something and go for a walk somewhere nice, just the two of ye.

I'll cook her something nice and get some good Weissbier - we're not wine people.

And before you ask, she's survived what I dish up more than once!

No kids, thank fuck

Novella

Valentine's Day is complete shit.

rebel10

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I'll cook her something nice and get some good Weissbier - we're not wine people.

And before you ask, she's survived what I dish up more than once!

No kids, thank fuck

Famous last words, PeterIanStalker jnr. born 14/11/11!

Eric Cartman

8 cans of carling in the house
1 chinese
40 benson and hedges
johnny in the jacket pocket
50 euro for spending
taxi to the pub
keep drinking and hittin on young wans until I dont have to get a taxi back to mine

PeterIanStaker

Novella wrote: »

Valentine's Day is complete shit.

I know, but what man says no to the extra sex thats the inevitable reward for buying a silly card?

I'm only doing this to get my end away, godammit:cool:

PeterIanStaker

rebel10 wrote: »

Famous last words, PeterIanStalker jnr. born 14/11/11!

If it happens, I'm calling him rebel10.

rebel10

Eric Cartman wrote: »

8 cans of carling in the house
1 chinese
40 benson and hedges
johnny in the jacket pocket
50 euro for spending
taxi to the pub
keep drinking and hittin on young wans until I dont have to get a taxi back to mine

You?:D

hondasam

scientific1982 wrote: »

Get her a hot stud like me for the night.

pics or gtfo

PeterIanStaker

rebel10 wrote: »

Famous last words, PeterIanStalker jnr. born 14/11/11!

If it happens, I'm calling him rebel10.

Seriously, I hope we're both infertile.

rebel10

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

If it happens, I'm calling him rebel10.

Seriously, I hope we're both infertile.

Seeing as i'm single, i'll stay at home saying a decade of the rosary for you on Feb 14th! Touching wood as i type.

PeterIanStaker

rebel10 wrote: »

Touching wood as i type.

eewwwwww

rebel10

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

eewwwwww

FEMALE Goddammit!!!!!!!:D Should have said i am touching the edge of my wooden coffee table as i type:D
Pfff......men!

HxGH

Just paid for car insurance. I'll give her a lift home.

Dravokivich

as it's on a monday... I'll prob be cooking something... might play on the PS3 a bit too...

Wompa1

It's looking increasingly likely that I'll be single but what I did last year was bring my girlfriend to Clifden in Connemara for the weekend. Booked one of their suites. It cost a good bit but I enjoyed it, the weather was somehow very god while we were there too!

There's an even better suite called the Tranquility Suite down in Clare at the Armada Hotel in Spanish point, it has a cool old fashioned bath tub.

Or back before I was spending money like it was going out of fashion, I got a different girl a tickle me Elmo, a rose, a card and took her to dinner.

But I can't seem to keep a girlfriend so maybe you should listen to somebody else

Ahhh yes the old hate myself period of the heartbreak

starbelgrade

Larianne wrote: »

Make her something. She's appreciate that.

I did that one year & it didn't go down well at all. In fact, she got very annoyed with me.

Apparently poo isn't a "proper present".

Larianne

starbelgrade wrote: »

I did that one year & it didn't go down well at all. In fact, she got very annoyed with me.

Apparently poo isn't a "proper present".

No, it's a shít present.

Kimono-Girl

i don't celebrate it, its sexist against males! why should they have to do all the buying and spoiling....


women expecting to be wined dined and treated, with presents and flowers and chocolates and jewelery....bleuch no thank you,


i would rather spend the day doing coupley fun things together, like two years ago when we went down to killarney to muckross park and went for a nice quiet nature hike.

it was perfect!

Kasabian

I hate Valentine's it reminds me of how lonely I am.

Angron

Listening to music and not actually acknowledging Valentines Day as a special day/celebration.

alwaysadub

I'll only be with my bf a few weeks on Valentines, it'll be the 1st time in years i won't be single on the day. And i'm still not bothered by it, it's just a money making day. I'll be happy with a card and just to see him.

ShearerGeordie

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

Yep, that fateful day full of expensive niceties and nicely expensives is approaching soon.

So, any ideas for Valentine's Day lads? I'm really stuck for ideas, so what are ye getting up to?

Nothing

I dont mind using it as an excuse to do something nice, but my friend emailing me with 'i want to get something for my bf and it's 200 euro', she needs to be shot

Lab_Mouse

rebel10 wrote: »

So I am going to be very content counting all the money I didn't waste on a boyfriend!;)

works both ways love;):pac:

Dravokivich

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

i don't celebrate it, its sexist against males! why should they have to do all the buying and spoiling....


women expecting to be wined dined and treated, with presents and flowers and chocolates and jewelery....bleuch no thank you,


i would rather spend the day doing coupley fun things together, like two years ago when we went down to killarney to muckross park and went for a nice quiet nature hike.

it was perfect!

You do realise we're meant to get Steak and Blow Job day on the 14th March right?

rebel10

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

works both ways love;):pac:

Does i suppose. We could start a thread on how much we saved this year compared to years when we were going out with people.
Card 3 euro maybe, dinner 30 (he paid usually, but if i cooked), dvd 5 euro, m&s finest "night wear" 40 euro. All in all i reckon i may save about 80 euro. Not bad. Must try and remain single more often!;)

Captain_Generic

Dravokivich wrote: »

You do realise we're meant to get Steak and Blow Job day on the 14th March right?

He didn't get the memo, among other things

orourkeda

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

Yep, that fateful day full of expensive niceties and nicely expensives is approaching soon.

So, any ideas for Valentine's Day lads? I'm really stuck for ideas, so what are ye getting up to?

Spank her bare arse until she shoots off.