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28-01-2011 1:15am

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1351007/Cristiano-Ronaldos-girlfriend-Irina-works-red-carpet-eye-popping-skintight-outfit.html

My word, I'm envious. What a body! The arse! Only minus point would be the fake tan. I'll never understand fake tan and why pretty girls wreck themselves with the stuff.

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#2 28-01-2011 1:17am
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Dont like her face

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#3 28-01-2011 1:17am
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Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Dont like her face

Think it would look much prettier minus said fake tan.

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#4 28-01-2011 1:17am
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TaraFoxglove wrote: »

My word, I'm envious. What a body! The arse! Only minus point would be the fake tan.

I feel the same.

His bird's not bad looking either.

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#5 28-01-2011 1:18am
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starbelgrade wrote: »

I feel the same.

His bird's not bad looking either.

Eeeeewwwww, no. Footballers = yock.

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#6 28-01-2011 1:21am
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Those women are ten a penny mate! If you heard "Ah Jaysus Howya!" coming out of her mouth you wouldn't be surprised really would you?

EDIT: I only realised the OP is wimmens! Point still stands in fairness!

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#7 28-01-2011 1:22am
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strokemyclover wrote: »

Those women are ten a penny mate! If you heard "Ah Jaysus Howya!" coming out of her mouth you wouldn't be surprised really would you?

Yes. I'd be shocked.

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#8 28-01-2011 1:23am
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strokemyclover wrote: »

Those women are ten a penny mate! If you heard "Ah Jaysus Howya!" coming out of her mouth you wouldn't be surprised really would you?

Trouble is, I have no idea what a Russian howiya sounds like.

strokemyclover wrote: »

EDIT: I only realised the OP is wimmens! Point still stands in fairness!

Yes, I iz wimminz. Hence the "I'm envious" part.

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#9 28-01-2011 1:24am
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TaraFoxglove wrote: »

Trouble is, I have no idea what a Russian howiya sounds like.

Howzkiya.

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#10 28-01-2011 1:24am
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some outfit

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#11 28-01-2011 1:25am
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Kak pazhivayete?

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#12 28-01-2011 1:25am
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Rodin wrote: »

some outfit

Understatement.

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#13 28-01-2011 1:25am
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Smash it.

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#14 28-01-2011 1:26am
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I'd ate the tyres off the truck that brought her knickers to the launderette!

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#15 28-01-2011 1:26am
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she is a beard i reckon. ronaldo smokes the pink cigar

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#16 28-01-2011 1:26am
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think i'd pass, she looks cross eyed, and would probably snap in two on me whilst having my eyes out with her chin.

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#17 28-01-2011 1:27am
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Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Dont like her face

Wheres Facekicker when you need him

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#18 28-01-2011 1:28am
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I think we'd all tap tha, wha?

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#19 28-01-2011 1:29am
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She has the crazy eyes.

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#20 28-01-2011 1:29am
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Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Dont like her face

I'm sure the feeling would be emphatically mutual between the two of you.

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#21 28-01-2011 1:30am
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Ronaldo's amazing footballing skills.

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#22 28-01-2011 1:30am
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Fizman wrote: »

I'm sure the feeling would be emphatically mutual between the two of you.

Ive a lovely face

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#23 28-01-2011 1:31am
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as Keys says

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#24 28-01-2011 1:32am
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Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Ive a lovely face

You've a nice little tush too.

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#25 28-01-2011 1:32am
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TaraFoxglove wrote: »

Yes, I iz wimminz. Hence the "I'm envious" part.

Well, in fairness, in these modern times, that wasn't necessarily conclusive.

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#26 28-01-2011 1:33am
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I would aspire to her body but at 7 inches shorter than her, I think it'd be wasted aspiration.

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#27 28-01-2011 1:33am
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papagormo wrote: »

as Keys says
"you would go around there every night and smash it!"

i'd eat the corn out of her shite

i'd suck her farts

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#28 28-01-2011 1:34am
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Dunjohn wrote: »

Well, in fairness, in these modern times, that wasn't necessarily conclusive.

Your username is Dunjohn and your location is Galway. If that means you're from Dunmore, you have my sympathies. :P;):D

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#29 28-01-2011 1:34am
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Id say she is the nanny. Cristiano ronaldo has a boyfriend.

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#30 28-01-2011 1:37am
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Question:

If one were to post sexist comments here while in work, would they get the sack?

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#31 28-01-2011 1:37am
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hondasam wrote: »

Id say she is the nanny. Cristiano ronaldo has a boyfriend.

Rumour is he broke up with the boyfriend and is currently dating a mirror.

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