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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    papagormo wrote: »
    Rumour is he broke up with the boyfriend and is currently dating a mirror.

    He is not dating her that's for sure :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Question:


    If one were to post sexist comments here while in work, would they get the sack?


    Don't be asking silly questions luv, you wouldn't understand the complexities of the answer.

    Now, put your knickers back on & make me a cup of tea.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    lol @ all the "state of her face" comments. I'd love to see your missus!

    She's almost as hot as Cheryl Tweedy FFS!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    To be honest, beard or not, I think she could do better for herself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Don't be asking silly questions luv, you wouldn't understand the complexities of the answer.

    Now, put your knickers back on & make me a cup of tea.

    bad girls don't wear knickers :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    She's almost as hot as Cheryl Tweedy FFS!!

    She is FAR hotter than the brittle, thuggish Tweedy, FFS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    God I love Russian girls. :(

    \logs onto FB to chat to previous Russian scores


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Fizman wrote: »
    God I love Russian girls. :(

    \logs onto FB to chat to previous Russian scores

    How many previous Russian scores have you had?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Is "on the red carpet" a euphemism for being on the rag?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Is "on the red carpet" a euphemism for being on the rag?

    It can be, if you want it to be. Anything is possible! Believe in it! [/Disney]


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭BrianJD


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Dont like her face

    Why would u look at her face???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    BrianJD wrote: »
    Why would u look at her face???

    My thoughts exactly!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    How many previous Russian scores have you had?

    Three. Most recent was in Crete in Aug 2009. Good lord she was an actual angel. I honestly have no idea why I've not attempted to go to Moscow since. Everything about her was incredible. Looks, personalty, humour. Not to mention her level of English which was arguably better than mine. :)

    I try to avoid going near her FB but it's quite difficult seeing as herself and her social circle seem to be into doing semi-professional photo shoots every second weekend. Her albums are ridiculous to say the least. It's almost intimidating how photogenic they are. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    BrianJD wrote: »
    Why would u look at her face???
    Because I can see past a pair of tits?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Fizman wrote: »
    Three. Most recent was in Crete in Aug 2009. Good lord she was an actual angel. I honestly have no idea why I've not attempted to go to Moscow since.

    I try to avoid going near her FB but it's quite difficult seeing as herself and her social circle seem to be into doing semi-professional photo shoots every second weekend. Her albums are ridiculous to say the least. It's almost intimidating how photogenic they are. :o

    You sound a bit smitten! ;) My BF who has lived in Russian says in general, Russian women aren't so hot though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fizman wrote: »
    Three. Most recent was in Crete in Aug 2009. Good lord she was an actual angel.

    You mean, she was dead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You mean, she was dead?


    No he was dreaming :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    i expect that as the standard. she is just about entry level


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You sound a bit smitten! ;) My BF who has lived in Russian says in general, Russian women aren't so hot though.


    Tara ... "Are Russian women hot?"

    BF... "They're not bad"

    Tara.. "Really? Are they prettier than me? Are they?"

    BF... "Eh... no... No-one's prettier than you, luv"

    Tara... "Ha! I knew it. Ugly bitches"


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    You sound a bit smitten! ;) My BF who has lived in Russian says in general, Russian women aren't so hot though.

    A bit? :p

    Maybe so. It's possible they don't give the non-lookers passports. I actually wouldn't be surprised given it's the Kremlin we are talking about.
    You mean, she was dead?

    Weekend at Bernies mate! ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Tara ... "Are Russian women hot?"

    BF... "They're not bad"

    Tara.. "Really? Are they prettier than me? Are they?"

    BF... "Eh... no... No-one's prettier than you, luv"

    Tara... "Ha! I knew it. Ugly bitches"

    Heh heh, that's not how it went down. Plus, my BF is scarily honest, to the point of brutal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Tara ... "Are Russian women hot?"

    BF... "They're not bad"

    Tara.. "Really? Are they prettier than me? Are they?"

    BF... "Eh... no... No-one's prettier than you, luv"

    Tara... "Ha! I knew it. Ugly bitches"

    BF....(After they have hung up) "Hehe. Silly Tara".

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Fizman wrote: »
    FYP

    :P :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Smokin Body. Could ya imagine the porno that him and her would make. It'd be like a training video for propagating Hitler's master race.

    Christ, I though that Portuguese twát couldnt get any more hatred out of me. He just has!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Agricola wrote: »
    Smokin Body. Could ya imagine the porno that him and her would make. It'd be like a training video for propagating Hitler's master race.

    With Ronaldo as part of the equation, it's far from perfect!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Lot of really young great looking women floating about in the parts of Russia i was in. But it's like there's no 30 odd year olds. As if they go to bed at 30 and wake up 50.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Lot of really young great looking women floating about in the parts of Russia i was in. But it's like there's no 30 odd year olds. As if they go to bed at 30 and wake up 50.

    You mean, they don't age well?

    My BF was in Siberia, so maybe there just were no women, full stop.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    With Ronaldo as part of the equation, it's far from perfect!

    :confused:

    Have you seen his traps, delts or lats? Not to mentions his pecs and abs!!

    Im not gay btw ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    My BF was in Siberia, so maybe there just were no women, full stop.

    Ah jasus that's a different kettle of fish altogether.

    That'd be like a Russian lad coming over to Ireland for work, spending his time entirely in Longford/Leitrim and going home saying that there are no good looking women here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Fizman wrote: »
    Ah jasus that's a different kettle of fish altogether.

    That'd be like a Russian lad coming over to Ireland for work, spending his time entirely in Longford/Leitrim and going home saying that there are no good looking women here.

    I guess you're joking here, because I know not of this apparent divide in attractiveness of Irish women. Seen plenty of urban munters, I can tell ya! :pac: As well as good-looking urban girls. Same with rural Ireland, really, having experience of both!


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