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Man arrested for sex act on a......

darkman2 · 2011-01-28 16:52:09

......horse! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654 Weird.

28-01-2011 5:52pm

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......horse!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654

A man was caught on a covert infra-red camera performing a sex act on a horse at a stable in Devon.

Derek Woods was caught when he triggered alarms at the stable which had been set up by police after they were alerted by the animal's owner.

Woods, 26, from Exeter, admitted charges of animal cruelty and one of committing a sex act on a horse...

Weird.

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#2 28-01-2011 5:53pm

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darkman2 wrote: »

......horse!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654

Weird.

trigger, ha

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#3 28-01-2011 5:53pm

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Oh God! :eek: The poor horse!

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#4 28-01-2011 5:54pm

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In before Matthew Broderick jokes...

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#5 28-01-2011 5:55pm

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In before 'horse outside' related jokes...

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#6 28-01-2011 5:56pm

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I hope none of the neighbours saw him:D

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#7 28-01-2011 5:56pm

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darkman2 wrote: »

......horse!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654

Weird.

For your delectation and perusal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(film)

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#8 28-01-2011 5:56pm

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His barrister described him as an "isolated" man with a drink problem.

that describes half of after hours

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#9 28-01-2011 5:58pm

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He was also banned from going within a one-mile radius of the horse owner's stables and fields.

Must be a repeat offender...

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#10 28-01-2011 5:58pm

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how could he... what was he...

it doesn't even say if the horse is a Mare or a Gelding/Stallion...

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#11 28-01-2011 5:58pm

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Was anyone else hoping it would be 'trampoline' when they opened this thread?

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#12 28-01-2011 6:00pm

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ah yeah but it's ok to knife the horse and eat it's insides....

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#13 28-01-2011 6:02pm

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To see the horse get his own back google "mr hands"

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#14 28-01-2011 6:02pm

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I always wondered where "knob-jockey" came from.

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#15 28-01-2011 6:02pm

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At least he didn't end up like Mr Hands

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#16 28-01-2011 6:04pm

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Still don't think it beats a patio table.

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#17 28-01-2011 6:04pm

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He mustn't have seen Mr. Hands. If he had, he'd know sex with horses rarely ends well. For either party.

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#18 28-01-2011 6:05pm

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I'd say looking back now he finds it hard to swallow ...

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#19 28-01-2011 6:06pm

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Keno 92 wrote: »

In before 'horse outside' related jokes...

Fuck your Honda Civic . . . . Actually, just fuck the horse.

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#20 28-01-2011 6:07pm

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Ghost Train wrote: »

that describes half of after hours

i resent that.... we're not isolated!

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#21 28-01-2011 6:07pm

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KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

He mustn't have seen Mr. Hands. If he had, he'd know sex with horses rarely ends well. For either party.

Its a testament to the way the brain works that it can hold the knowledge ("standing directly behind a horse is very dangerous") and the desire ("stick me langer in that fine filly") without freezing up.

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#22 28-01-2011 6:09pm

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I wonder what Mr Ed would have said?

"Little prick!"

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#23 28-01-2011 6:10pm

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I hope he wore a condom ...

or else

he could end up with a dose of the Clop :P

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#24 28-01-2011 6:14pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
Sprang to mind

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#25 28-01-2011 6:15pm

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I'll be having nightmares about this guy's foaling around.

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#26 28-01-2011 6:16pm

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**** your thread, I have a horse inside

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#27 28-01-2011 6:21pm

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Shure! who doesen't like a bit of horse play!

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#28 28-01-2011 6:23pm

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Defence counsel Neil Wraith said: "Woods is unable or unwilling to talk about the reasons behind his offending"

Apparently, he was a little horse.

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#29 28-01-2011 6:25pm

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Poor horsey :eek:. Or maybe not, they actually **** off stallions in the horse industry to collect sperm to sell. ...yep

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#30 28-01-2011 6:25pm

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With the restriction placed on him by the court, the poor man will never have a chance of a stable relationship.:(

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#31 28-01-2011 6:27pm

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Didn't some woman die before after having sex with a horse?

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#32 28-01-2011 6:29pm

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seafood dunleavy wrote: »

Didn't some woman die before after having sex with a horse?

Yes, Lady Di, a tragedy.

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#33 28-01-2011 6:40pm

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What exactly was he doing?? was he blowing or riding it or wha??

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#34 28-01-2011 6:40pm

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Whats the big deal having sex with a horse... I have sex with a cow every weekend but at least she makes me my breakfast

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#35 28-01-2011 6:44pm

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Sink The Banana wrote: »

What exactly was he doing?? was he blowing or riding it or wha??

He was riding it, but not furlong.

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#36 28-01-2011 6:47pm

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darkman2 wrote: »

......horse!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654

Weird.

I'm waiting for sensationalist media to blame Equus.

Damn you Peter Shaffer!!!!!!!!!!

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#37 28-01-2011 7:07pm

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Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I'm waiting for sensationalist media to blame Equus.

Damn you Peter Shaffer!!!!!!!!!!

He's always trying to stirrup trouble.

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#38 28-01-2011 7:17pm

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Now,....
i regret my username

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#39 28-01-2011 7:20pm

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horseplay wrote: »

Now,....
i regret my username

:eek: It's him!!!!!! Sooooooooo was it as good for the horse as it was for you?

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#40 28-01-2011 7:24pm

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Its like Mr. Hands except the other way around!

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#41 28-01-2011 7:25pm

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Fcuk your honda civic I'll fcuk the horse outside

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#42 28-01-2011 7:27pm

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The "mane" thing would be to prove it was not consensual.

I mean did the horse say "neigh" at any stage.

Hoofs to say?

Or is horse rape equine in this country?

Ok Bye.

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#43 28-01-2011 7:29pm

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TeddyTedson wrote: »

Poor horsey :eek:. Or maybe not, they actually **** off stallions in the horse industry to collect sperm to sell. ...yep

At up to $250,000 per donation the stableboys do what they're told and it's not so much collect, more help the direct delivery.

It's pretty tame stuff if you remember alt.binaries.erotica.beastiality

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#44 28-01-2011 7:31pm

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On his first night in the cells the prison officer threw him in a bale of hay. He asked what it was for? The prison officer explained, "that's your dinner, if it's good enough for your girlfriend it's good enough for you!"

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#45 28-01-2011 7:32pm

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Hay, he was only getting his oats

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#46 28-01-2011 7:33pm

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Hay , hopes he makes bale..

Hope he doesnt lie under oat..

But you know the law is an ass ..

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#47 28-01-2011 7:37pm

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KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

He mustn't have seen Mr. Hands. If he had, he'd know sex with horses rarely ends well. For either party.

Doubt it starts particularly well either.

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#48 28-01-2011 8:02pm

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I guess his sexual frustration just mounted

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#49 28-01-2011 8:29pm

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If he's found guilty, is he hung ?

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horseplay wrote: »

Now,....
i regret my username

Could be worse! http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=10837

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#51 28-01-2011 8:52pm

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HEADLINE
Horse rears up on man
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Man rears up on horse

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