Things women do better than men....

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

you big child, is mammy still reading you stories and tucking you in

No - my dad does that - men tell stories better than women...

Fremen

hondasam wrote: »

why mention something you have failed to achieve yourself.

Because it's about men in general vs. women in general. Not me vs. the OP.

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

No - my dad does that - men tell stories better than women...

daddy's boy how cute:)

admiralofthefleet

talk bollox

ElBarco

Give out

cruiser178

KeithM89 wrote: »

Cook

NOTHING ELSE

Your wrong there keith because from what im hearing right now,it's fart.

*thinks to self,maybe women can multi task,cook and fart,,just a thought.

efb

Give head, no, wait, gay men are better at that...

seafood dunleavy

at being complicated

admiralofthefleet

Dear Genitals,

Thank You For Not Bleeding Every Month,

Signed,

A Man

Oranage2

Women are good at looking pretty!

While men have to rely on intelligents to get on in life

hairy sailor

women are better at putting the important things in life into perspective like eastenders,corrie & what the bitch down the road said while men worry about the silly stuff like real reality

TeddyTedson

something about sugar.

Metallergy

lead the space race

fonecrusher1

Women generally smell better than men. We fcukin stink.

Women don't fart as much as men. When they do, they're delightful little lady pops. If a women farts loudly thats a trip to the psychiatric hospital for treatment for several months. Dizzgusting.

admiralofthefleet

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Women generally smell better than men. We fcukin stink.

Women don't fart as much as men. When they do, they're delightful little lady pops. If a women farts loudly thats a trip to the psychiatric hospital for treatment for several months. Dizzgusting.

the fart just as much and they fuckin stink. my fiance dutch ovened me last night, i nearly gagged

jackie1974

find the elusive g spot and not think you have to go at it like a kango hammer

cackhanded

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the fart just as much and they fuckin stink. my fiance dutch ovened me last night, i nearly gagged

Love is............

cruiser178

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Women generally smell better than men. We fcukin stink.

Women don't fart as much as men. When they do, they're delightful little lady pops. If a women farts loudly thats a trip to the psychiatric hospital for treatment for several months. Dizzgusting.

What????you must be delirious."Girl" friend of mine called round few weeks ago for drinks,she'd been to the pub before hand and had 6 pints of guinness,half way through conversation she cocked her arse cheek and let fcuking rip,,sweet fcuking jesus the smell was so bad my eyes watered,did she care?not to fcuk.

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the fart just as much and they fuckin stink. my fiance dutch ovened me last night, i nearly gagged

Exactly.

superfish

jackie1974 wrote: »

find the elusive g spot and not think you have to go at it like a kango hammer

talk about their fannys a lot

CharlesHaughey

Get child benefit.

Kylo Ren

Getting Andy gray fired. "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and survives".

Wurly

Oranage2 wrote: »

Women are good at looking pretty!

While men have to rely on intelligents to get on in life

Great example. Best doll yourself up so.:pac:

poisonated

Cook, clean, have better boobs.

Roxie Moonlight

the Leaving Cert

TeddyTedson

Roxie Moonlight wrote: »

the Leaving Cert

You cruel bitch :pac:

shinikins

Oranage2 wrote: »

Women are good at looking pretty!

While men have to rely on intelligents to get on in life

Clearly a joke.

Oranage2

Some science evidence

Women are better at keeping their hands in a bowl of iced water! although I'd have to question some of the sexual preferences of some of those men and maybe some of those women too!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kvpjQe8nw

Joeyjoejoe83

cruiser178 wrote: »

What????you must be delirious."Girl" friend of mine called round few weeks ago for drinks,she'd been to the pub before hand and had 6 pints of guinness,half way through conversation she cocked her arse cheek and let fcuking rip,,sweet fcuking jesus the smell was so bad my eyes watered,did she care?not to fcuk.


Exactly.

Chap...that girl isn't normal, i am somewhere between laughing and being sick.

Men don't see messiness, but women go looking for it....FACT!

Wurly

shinikins wrote: »

Clearly a joke.

So was my response.:rolleyes:

CharlesHaughey

Oranage2 wrote: »

Some science evidence

Women are better at keeping their hands in a bowl of iced water! although I'd have to question some of the sexual preferences of some of those men and maybe some of those women too!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kvpjQe8nw

I would have thought their hands would be better at keeping in warm things...

lilka

spy on their brothers

shinikins

Trí wrote: »

So was my response.:rolleyes:

Was going to say it was clearly a lie, but we women are better than that

cruiser178

Joeyjoejoe83 wrote: »

Chap...that girl isn't normal, i am somewhere between laughing and being sick.

Men don't see messiness, but women go looking for it....FACT!

She's not normal,what is normal,thats what i love about her,and she's hot.

we'llallhavetea_old

us wimminz are better at controlling situations. things get out of hand, crack out the tits :P

fonecrusher1

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

us wimminz are better at controlling situations. things get out of hand, crack out the tits :P

Pics or....WHAT??? somebody had to say it.

cruiser178

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

us wimminz are better at controlling situations. things get out of hand, crack out the tits :P

im in a bit of a situation here we'llallhavetea,any chance of a few pics,you know,just to get me out of the"situation"

Wurly

cruiser178 wrote: »

im in a bit of a situation here we'llallhavetea,any chance of a few pics,you know,just to get me out of the"situation"

Hey - tit for err..... tat.

we'llallhavetea_old

cruiser178 wrote: »

im in a bit of a situation here we'llallhavetea,any chance of a few pics,you know,just to get me out of the"situation"

(.)(.)

i helped? :P

cruiser178

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

(.)(.)

i helped? :P

for me,the big finish to your post was looking over at your avator:D

Wurly

cruiser178 wrote: »

for me,the big finish to your post was looking over at your avator:D

Your turn, cruiser!

cruiser178

Trí wrote: »

Your turn, cruiser!

im very shy of showing my 10" no 12" 22" member in public.

Wurly

BOOOO!!!:D

shinikins

cruiser178 wrote: »

im very shy of showing my 10" no 12" 22" inside leg in public.

FYP

Must be very hard for you to find hobbit sized clothes to fit

cruiser178

shinikins wrote: »

FYP

Must be very hard for you to find hobbit sized clothes to fit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc

Fremen

Trí wrote: »

Your turn, cruiser!

Allow me.

8====D - -

Wurly

8=D- ??

What kinda maths is that?;)

Havermeyer

Officiate football matches.

cruiser178

Fremen wrote: »

Allow me.

8====D - -

huh,apprentice,stick with me kid you'll go places