Another Darwin Award

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/27/sms_suicide_bomber/

A suicide bomber's plan to detonate explosives in Central Moscow on New Year's Eve was foiled when she received an unexpected text message that caused her deadly payload to blow up too early, according to news reports.

Gummy Panda

Probably a call me too

Badgermonkey

Turns out Allah is akbar after all

orourkeda

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Turns out Allah is akbar after all

Ali akbar rafsanjani

Badgermonkey

orourkeda wrote: »

Ali akbar rafsanjani

Yes please, but no Khomeinei sauce.

Xivilai

Ain't that a spot of poor luck

jimthemental

One of those few occasions you'd be glad to be with meteor, she wouldn't have reception to get the text in the first place.

Kasabian

Poor girl. RIP.

Kasabian

Kasabian wrote: »

Poor girl. RIP.

What! she was trying to commit mass murder.

amacachi

RIP. Someone should be prosected for manslaughter.

Kasabian

Deleted User wrote: »

What! she was trying to commit mass murder.

I understand that. Doesn't mean that I have to lose my humanity. She is a victim of rhethoric and yes thankfully she died alone but like all she was once a little girl untill the poisonous influence was engrained in her thinking.

tommyboy2222

RIP. Someone should be prosected for manslaughter.

You mean ladyslaughter.

Lumen

Kasabian wrote: »

She is a victim of rhethoric

Or she made a cold-blooded, rational, adult decision to kill a bunch of people to further a cause she believed in.

Death is always sad, but gullibility is not an excuse for mass murder.

biko

Hopefully the next generation suicide bombers doesn't learn from this mistake.

Debthree

It simply must have been Father Ted that was texting her.

Kasabian

Lumen wrote: »

Or she made a cold-blooded, rational, adult decision to kill a bunch of people to further a cause she believed in.

Death is always sad, but gullibility is not an excuse for mass murder.

You're right she may have, we'll never know.

Proxy

Ah Father Larry Duff, he's tremendous fun - I'll ring him now.

seanybiker

Haha nice one.

biko

biko wrote: »

Hopefully the next generation suicide bombers doesn't learn from this mistake.

The last Kamikazi pilot survived until about 2005, they were ordered to return the plane if there were no targets.

Either he was very unlucky at finding them or he didn't look!

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/images/one_missed_call.jpg

Pherekydes

Darwin award?

So if she hadn't gotten the text message she'd have been able to pass on her genes somehow before she detonated herself?

Surely she gets her Darwin award simply for signing up for the suicide mission? Unless she already had children, in which case she's ineligible for a Darwin award.

RichieC

Do the women get virgin men in heaven? what a fking rip.

kowloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmN2cVOr5W4

RichieC

RichieC wrote: »

Do the women get virgin men in heaven? what a fking rip.

She probably gets a Velcro hymen installed and becomes part of the welcoming committee for the male suicide bombers!

ejmaztec

Deleted User wrote: »

She probably gets a Velcro hymen installed and becomes part of the welcoming committee for the male suicide bombers!

She could be a blow-up doll.

Capt'n Midnight

Pherekydes wrote: »

Unless she already had children, in which case she's ineligible for a Darwin award.

I'd imagine that removing the potential to have more kids would be enough to get an award

and not all suicide bombers succeed , many are arrested
was a Radio 4 documentary about it a while back IIRC like other failed suicides most are OK about being alive afterwards


and I've no respect for those who recruit people for these missions

Dangerous Man

One less rat in the world. Good. I'm glad she's dead.

(Insert joke part here)