Things you do

Mr. Manager

On the toilet.

Besides the obvious of course, I like to listen to music, have a read and sometimes play the guitar. You just can't beat the acoustics from a bathroom!







*It's a slow work day, gimme a break

Oranage2

Internet on my phone - read - when i was young i use to do my homework - jack off - listen to radio -

phasers

Nothing :eek:

Caoimhín

The crossword.

Or if I dont have the paper with me, read the back of a shampoo bottle

Remmy

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

On the toilet.

Besides the obvious of course, I like to listen to music, have a read and sometimes play the guitar. You just can't beat the acoustics from a bathroom!







*It's a slow work day, gimme a break

Ha do you really play the guitar cause if so thats a pretty original thing to do on the toilet!

I have a few national geographics by the toilet.looking at the pictures ftw!

rednik

Sudoku, especially today. Super sudoku in the Indo on Saturday, for a serious crap.

nothing
if you have time for that, eat more fibre

RachaelVO

I have slept out a hangover once.

Captain_Generic

Doodle the solution for cold fusion on a piece of paper, then wipe my arse with it

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Read the shampoo labels

Caoimhín

RachaelVO wrote: »

I have slept out a hangover once.

I know a lad who fell asleep on the loo in a nightclub. He woke up at about 6 am, the place was empty so he had to kick the door to set the alarm off. He had some explaining to do when the Guards arrived.

knird evol

Oranage2 wrote: »

- jack off -

Lets get this straight now.

Whilst sitting on the bog. Having a Crap. You are jacking off.
Are you posting from Dundrum Mental Hospital

iPlop

knird evol wrote: »

Lets get this straight now.

Whilst sitting on the bog. Having a Crap. You are jacking off.
Are you posting from Dundrum Mental Hospital

It's hard to do when you're balancing a netbook on your knees ,but do-able

ManofStraw

I like to read e-books on my phone its so convenient as i always have it on me. My friends dad though regularly falls asleep on the the toilet after a night out clutching some fast food item, that man makes for some great stories on a Monday morning

Lawrence1895

Playing Snake, Pinball or Sudoku on the mobile :cool:

Superbus

Study/homework. No distractions.

Bar, of course, the niggling sense of self-disgust and revulsion that I will be handing up work to a teacher that I did sitting on the toilet.

theteal

Angry Birds

Raffo69

Caoimhín wrote: »

I know a lad who fell asleep on the loo in a nightclub. He woke up at about 6 am, the place was empty so he had to kick the door to set the alarm off. He had some explaining to do when the Guards arrived.

I actually did something very similar:o Fell asleep in the toilets in Connolly Train Station. Woke up when the last train home was long gone.

Luap

Wash me balls.

deathrider

Post on AH :P

Mr. Manager

phasers wrote: »

Nothing :eek:

So you just go to the toilet, drop your bags and sit? How strange. I thought you would have at least poo'd

Remmy wrote: »

Ha do you really play the guitar cause if so thats a pretty original thing to do on the toilet!

I have a few national geographics by the toilet.looking at the pictures ftw!

Yea you really can't beat the acoustics. I recommend to anyone who plays guitar to bring it with you next time. My Spanish guitar was left in there for a while.

Xivilai

Cry

Mint Sauce

Read the back of the toiletry containers. Flick through the newspaper.

whippetmania

Quite a few posters seem to be clogged up in this forum if in need things to do whilst sitting on the toilet. I won't inquire into what activities cause the blockage. From my point of view, a good, swift sh*te is enough pleasure in itself.

Gummy Panda

Log in to my alt account and post about my toilet adventures.

phasers

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

So you just go to the toilet, drop your bags and sit? How strange. I thought you would have at least poo'd

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Besides the obvious of course

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Kerikosan

Allot of people here have mentioned playing games/ using your mobile phones while taking a ****.

Dont u think theirs millions of germs on you phone after your done with the ****ter? even if ye do wash your hands after you pick ur phone up again just minuets later defeating the purpose... :rolleyes:

Thats why mobile phones are banned on persons in professional Kitchens!

Trog

knird evol wrote: »

Lets get this straight now.

Whilst sitting on the bog. Having a Crap. You are jacking off.
Are you posting from Dundrum Mental Hospital

Never heard of a shank? They made a film about it:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/

Blondini

Differentiate from first principles

Larianne

Some people like to talk to others on the phone. :mad:

Aoifey!

On a related note, when I was younger my brother made a sign saying

"Don't just sit there DO something"

and hung it in the toilet

Captain Darling

There used to be some great toilet graffiti in college. It always extended my stay on the pot reading it.

Sadly toilet graffiti seems to have gone out of fashion and all that exists seems to be some simpleton writing 'chucky' ar la occasionally.

Blondini

Larianne wrote: »

Some people like to talk to others on the phone. :mad:

Hello John .... "plip" ..... were you watching ..... "plop" .... Coron ...."splat" .... ation ..... "fartttttt" ..... street .... "toilet paper unrolling" .... last night ...... "squelchy wiping sounds" .... It was ......"flush" ... great

Ban Ki Moon

Licking toilet seats

Larianne

Blondini wrote: »

Hello John .... "plip" ..... were you watching ..... "plop" .... Coron ...."splat" .... ation ..... "fartttttt" ..... street .... "toilet paper unrolling" .... last night ...... "squelchy wiping sounds" .... It was ......"flush" ... great

Yeah, something like that.

He's a real keeper that one.

Aoifey!

Blondini wrote: »

Hello John .... "plip" ..... were you watching ..... "plop" .... Coron ...."splat" .... ation ..... "fartttttt" ..... street .... "toilet paper unrolling" .... last night ...... "squelchy wiping sounds" .... It was ......"flush" ... great

That actually made me flinch.

Talking on the toilet = no no!

RichieC

*wrong thread*

fonecrusher1

I love reading a car magazine on the bog. Especially an oldie from the 90's with a peugeot 406 coupe on the cover. Ah bliss.

RichieC

Also, answering the wrong threads.

Dangerous Man

Larianne wrote: »

Some people like to talk to others on the phone. :mad:

A few years ago a friend of mine called me. I was talking and here and there I'd hear these strains of pain from the other end so I asked him if he was okay.
'urghg... just finishing. Wiping now.'

It wasn't right. It was wrong.

Metallergy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I love reading a car magazine on the bog. Especially an oldie from the 90's with a peugeot 406 coupe on the cover. Ah bliss.

in a cubicle plastered with the peeling pages of '70s porn mags

Larianne

Dangerous Man wrote: »

A few years ago a friend of mine called me. I was talking and here and there I'd hear these strains of pain from the other end so I asked him if he was okay.
'urghg... just finishing. Wiping now.'

It wasn't right. It was wrong.

Least I know I ain't the only lucky one to experience it.

TeddyTedson

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

So you just go to the toilet, drop your bags and sit? How strange. I thought you would have at least poo'd



Yea you really can't beat the acoustics. I recommend to anyone who plays guitar to bring it with you next time. My Spanish guitar was left in there for a while.

I've done this too, not actually on the toilet because there isn't room but sat on the edge of the bath. There's a few people who post songs on youtube too from the toilet, their pants are up and everything though:P
I often text a few people while on the sh1tter. It passes the time...:pac:

skinnie

Have a good ol' root around?

Blondini

Aoifey! wrote: »

That actually made me flinch.

Talking on the toilet = no no!

Sorry Aoifey !

seafood dunleavy

try not to shít on the floor

Sephiroth_dude

Internet on my Phone or else the paper :pac: