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got 10euro left out of dole-Need to get Drunk

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  • 30-01-2011 2:30pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3


    only got a tenner left,anyone know what i can buy for 10 euro that will get me smashed up??
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,222 ✭✭✭✭Will I Amnt


    Buckfast obviously


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    keep it for next week ...and you'll have twice as much money to get drunk with.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Kells...


    Alcohol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    2 3 liter bottles of tesco value Cider.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Cheap wine in Lidl.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭Beaucoupfish


    Chill man, walk to the supermarket and you should be able to get 8 tinnies of lager. That should do the trick.


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭bitter_lemon


    yeah yeah the real cheap 2L bottles of cider. hope you don't smoke because you'll be ****ed then!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭double GG


    Tesco value washing up liquid.
    Tesco Value Floor bleach.

    They'll smash you up, only if your man enough of course.

    and you'll still have enough left for fags.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    8 cans of dutch or 2 2litre bottles of devil's bit cider.


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Buy a buss pass and get a job.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    I hear lighter fluid gives quite the buzz...





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    White spirits and milk.

    Known as a 'white lady' in wet hostel jargon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Bottle of Schooner wine from Tesco for 4.50 euro and a naggin of Glens vodka for 5.50. Exactly a tenner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    10 euro goes a long way in Tesco .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭B0X


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    10 euro goes a long way in Tesco .

    Exactly, 2 six packs of Tuborg - €10. You're sorted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Get smashed up? Just put on a British accent and tell people that they were better off under British rule...

    Someone will sort you out, and you'll keep the tenner...simples ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    flyton5 wrote: »
    I hear lighter fluid gives quite the buzz...




    It does, I tried it years ago. Some whack of it. Never again though as my girlfriend could smell the Zippo Fluid for months. I dont recommend it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 Big foots diick


    Druids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 312 ✭✭man.about.town


    a job


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    8 cans of dutch or 2 2litre bottles of devil's bit cider.
    :D

    oh yes to 2 2litres bottles of devils bit


  • Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭managerman


    Dein wrote: »
    only got a tenner left,anyone know what i can buy for 10 euro that will get me smashed up??

    your lucky you've got a tenner left! smashed!


  • Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭the_pits


    My brother was manager of a bar in England, he told me that they got loads of students in at weekend, they would buy one quid cocktails that use to come in test tubes, pour it into the palms and them sort it thro their nose, instant hit, straight to brain, job done :D


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Grab a beer bong and then get two bottles of nobleman out of Lidl.
    Half a bottle, wait half a minute, half a bottle, wait half an hour, half a bottle, wait half a minute, half a bottle.
    Tried and tested.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,184 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    The kids in de U S and A be snortin the vanilla extract, innit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Have a couple of shots of toilet duck or shots of vodka through your eyes and snort some of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    No need to even spend the tenner to get smashed, heres what you do:

    Asphyxiate oneself close to death whilst masturbating.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 whippetmania


    Dein wrote: »
    only got a tenner left,anyone know what i can buy for 10 euro that will get me smashed up??

    I'd say a hammer would do the trick


  • Registered Users Posts: 312 ✭✭man.about.town


    the_pits wrote: »
    My brother was manager of a bar in England, he told me that they got loads of students in at weekend, they would buy one quid cocktails that use to come in test tubes, pour it into the palms and them sort it thro their nose, instant hit, straight to brain, job done :D

    that pretty much makes no sense, if you snort something it pretty much just goes straight to your esophagus which is where it would end up if you drank it. snorting alcohol does nothing more than make your eyes water. maybe it has some sort of placebo effect but now that you know this it wont work


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    iamstop wrote: »
    The kids in de U S and A be snortin the vanilla extract, innit.

    That can have quite a high alcohol level but I doubt it comes cheap. Two bottles of Lidl/Tesco special offer wine will do the job nicely.


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