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Dinner in mammys!

  • 30-01-2011 3:25pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 Big foots diick


    Ya just cant bate it.Better than any carvey.best part is,its free


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Your mammy feeds you? Does she not know she shouldn't feel the trolls?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Grey roast beef with the consistency of a carpet tile?

    No Ta.

    She suspects the Bro and I may both be gay because we suggested she uses fresh herbs and garlic with roast chicken.

    Love ya Mum, but you're stuck in 1981.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    No left home for a reason.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    ha, i'd rather eat my own hand than my mother's sunday dinner. It's just AWFUL. Cremated beef/pork, packet gravy, and watery potatoes. I feel sorry for my dad who has to eat this stuff every sunday but the poor guy doesn't know any better!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    hondasam wrote: »
    No left home for a reason.

    you left home because of your mother's cooking? harsh!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭managerman


    sunday roast back in mammys... cant beat it.. even better is that today my gf's sister cooked me breakfast and is now probably over the stove getting the roast chicken dinner ready!! class! all while im watching the footy!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Ya just cant bate it.

    Not AT the dinner table anyway


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭bitter_lemon


    oh i do love my mammy's sunday dinner. but i can't make it today because i'm dying of a hangover and still in bed. annoyed :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Ya just cant bate it.Better than any carvey.best part is,its free
    Carvey? Is that Dana Carvey, the US actor best known for his role as Garth in Wayne's World?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭bitter_lemon


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    ha, i'd rather eat my own hand than my mother's sunday dinner. It's just AWFUL. Cremated beef/pork, packet gravy, and watery potatoes. I feel sorry for my dad who has to eat this stuff every sunday but the poor guy doesn't know any better!
    thats quite funny. :D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Mmmm, only a matter of hours until I will be inhaling succulent roast beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire puds and gravy nom nom nom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    you left home because of your mother's cooking? harsh!

    I would have faded away if I stayed there :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Mmmm, only a matter of hours until I will be inhaling succulent roast beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire puds and gravy nom nom nom.

    That sounds like heaven on earth right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    flyton5 wrote: »
    Your mammy feeds you? Does she not know she shouldn't feel the trolls?
    Lol

    Best "first AH witty response" post ive read in a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Nah, my mother is terrible at cooking - the other day she even managed to burn soup! no lie she actually managed to burn it and i still dont know how?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Pff, we're having enchiladas...


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Francesca Wrong Tether


    mmm coco pops :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    bluewolf wrote: »
    mmm coco pops :pac:
    That's for dessert. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I'm the one thats got to cook for the hungover people. :( Ungrateful!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    I have no mammy anymore :(


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Ya just cant bate it.Better than any carvey.best part is,its free

    Free you say?

    When can I pop around?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    Lol

    Best "first AH witty response" post ive read in a while.

    Been away have ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Grey roast beef with the consistency of a carpet tile?

    No Ta.

    She suspects the Bro and I may both be gay because we suggested she uses fresh herbs and garlic with roast chicken.

    Love ya Mum, but you're stuck in 1981.

    1981? Christ does food follow fashion trends now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    Mmmm, only a matter of hours until I will be inhaling succulent roast beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire puds and gravy nom nom nom.

    Stop bragging, you smug príck :mad:

    1981? Christ does food follow fashion trends now?

    It does in that in 1981 people couldn't afford thyme and all that malarkey, but now people honey roast them and stuff. So they taste so much better.



    Well féck ye all I am starving now!


    MagicMarker, get your mammy to send me some food! Hers sounds nicest!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Can't beat her stew it's amazing especially on a Winter evening :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    1981? Christ does food follow fashion trends now?

    Of course it does. Always has.

    As kids in the early 80's, my friends and I would never have had pasta or fresh garlic or herbs with anything. Meat was always well done. Gammon steak and prawn cocktail were considered exotic foodstuffs.

    As an aside, Pierre Josse of Le Guide de Routard says of good modern Irish restaurant cooking "Thirty years ago when we first started the Irish edition, the food here was a complete disaster. It was very poor and there was no
    imagination.

    But now the level of food in Ireland is nothing short of tremendous.
    Any of my French colleagues who have dined here have been astounded"

    I think the leap in quality and willingness to experiment with home cooking possibly mirrors that progression.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I thought this was an umbilical thread, so I ignored it until now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭LifesgoodwithLG


    Ode to Dinner in Mammy's, Num Num:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    As long as I dont have to cook, its tasty.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    I hate dinner in mammys. She thinks shes treating me, but refuses to add salt / pepper / butter / herbs to ANYTHING!!
    Blaaaaaaand.

    Went to hers the other day for the first time in aaaages so said she would do me up a nice dinner, and got boiled ham and a microwaved spud. Made my own gravy. I would prefer a ready meal! Gona suggest we make a day of it and eat out in future ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    Poor auld mammy's getting a bit of a hard time here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    sollar wrote: »
    Poor auld mammy's getting a bit of a hard time here.

    It started out so well for em too...

    Pity :)

    Now, please say mammy isnt on boards or ill have to stomach some of her humble pie. That dont taste great either :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    my mams beef was like shoe leather
    her roast pots are always black on one side
    and the marrowfat peas are so overdone, its like green slime on the plate

    so my mother comes to me for dinner and often says don't know where you learnt to cook, so in fairness she knows she not that great.


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