Do you know what it is really difficult to do?

suitseir

Well a few things really!

First I am trying to trying to reduce Health cover ( take a third party off).
I emailed them.....an auto reply.....did it again....tried ringing them...wait and wait and wait.

Second I am trying to reduce the number of channels on the package....they REALLY don't want to know and are trying to put me off by saying " we have to speak to the person whose name is on the bill"....fair enough.

Third I was thinking of getting rid of the landline and just keep the broadband....it seems that is difficult too! There is a charge if I do so...

All of this to keep costs down with this new USC charge......

:mad:

FatherLen

Do you know what it is really difficult to do?

gettin out of bed in the morning
getting motivation to go to the gym
saying no to another pint after you have had three
refusing the ride
etc etc.

starbelgrade

I've had similar problems with service providers & found that the best way to deal with them is this... if they don't play ball, tell them you want to cancel the service.

You'll be amazed at how quickly they change their tune.

AnonoBoy

Find a good heart these days.
Breaking up.
Say sorry.

Oh wait.... they're just hard, not really difficult.

Gunsfortoys

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've had similar problems with service providers & found that the best way to deal with them is this... if they don't play ball, tell them you want to cancel the service.

You'll be amazed at how quickly they change their tune.

Cancelling your direct debit is great. A day later you get a guy who all of a sudden, can do everything as if by magic.

fakearms123

Do you know what it is really difficult to do?

Fart, sneeze, hiccup, piss, whistle and click your fingers all at the same time.
Not stare at midgets.
Look sexy while eating yogurt.
Chat up a girl after you have stepped in dog sh*t.
Accept being beaten by a girl in any physical situation, especially arm wrestling.
Not have homoerotic feelings for Christian Bale.
Control your emotions while watching the Notebook.

etc, etc, etc.

jimthemental

Do you know what it is really difficult to do?

Strip a frozen silage pit on your own, you can slide off and end up dead.

Bother your hole driving to work on a Monday after a shít sleep.

Give up cigarettes.

120_Minutes

Fellate yourself?

AnonoBoy

120_Minutes wrote: »

Fellate yourself?

Not since I had two ribs removed it's not!

kirving

A Wheelchair Backflip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5B5iB67Ld0

fivestar

Get over really tall walls...

Fremen

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mickdw

suitseir wrote: »

Second I am trying to reduce the number of channels on the package....they REALLY don't want to know and are trying to put me off by saying " we have to speak to the person whose name is on the bill"....fair enough.


:mad:

If its Sky you are dealing with. Be sure that person whose name is on the bill calls them. Tell them you wish to cancel the package completely as you can not afford it. I presume you are past minimum contract period. They will do a deal allowing you to keep your channels for a reduced fee. You could negotiate a significantly reduced fee if you were to drop channels also. Its also much easier to get through if you dial the number for adding channels usually

jester77

Complain about your job without people commenting on how lucky you should be just to have one!

flyton5

Jerk off on a bus without some do gooder calling you a twisted freak?

RichieC

Play the Trombone backwards!

SpatialPlanning

Wipe your arsé with your left hand.

Debthree

suitseir wrote: »

First I am trying to trying to reduce Health cover ( take a third party off).
I emailed them.....an auto reply.....did it again....tried ringing them...wait and wait and wait.

Tell them if they don't sort it out today you're going with a new provider. That always gets them moving.

suitseir wrote: »

Third I was thinking of getting rid of the landline and just keep the broadband....it seems that is difficult too! There is a charge if I do so...

Let me know how that goes. i'd like to do the same. I need broadband if I have any hope of earning money (I work from home) but I'd like to get rid of the landline as we can't afford it. I honestly can't get my head around how to arrange that.

Debthree

SpatialPlanning wrote: »

Wipe your arsé with your left hand.

arsé? Is that French for arse?

Ledger

Re: Sky

I've done the same before, call and tell them you want to get it out altogether as you cant afford it etc. .

they will give you a reduced price or some features on special or free for a few months.

the alternative is to cancel it altogether, sign up again with another name (or your middle name) and you will get all the offers for new customers.

gustavo

120_Minutes wrote: »

Fellate yourself?

Speak for yourself

**Timbuk2**

Use a fork in your left hand and a knife in your right - It's the 'standard' way but I haven't a clue how people are able to do it - I put them in the opposite hands (I'm right-handed).

Also, opening those damn plastic clamshell packets.

jackiebaron

SpatialPlanning wrote: »

Wipe your arsé with your left hand.

**** with the left hand is possible but just doesn't feel right (no pun intended).

SpatialPlanning

Debthree wrote: »

arsé? Is that French for arse?

Sounds more poetic, no?

suitseir

Debthree wrote: »

Tell them if they don't sort it out today you're going with a new provider. That always gets them moving.



Let me know how that goes. i'd like to do the same. I need broadband if I have any hope of earning money (I work from home) but I'd like to get rid of the landline as we can't afford it. I honestly can't get my head around how to arrange that.

Yip, will do.