The 2011 Boards PW Draft (Evaluation)

Mr.Nice Guy

This is the thread that participants in the Draft game may use for the weekly TV show build of their respective rosters in the contest. It will also ultimately be used for the final write-up at the end to determine which roster is the winner.

The rules are much the same as last year:

- Posting is optional. Participants don't have to write weekly shows for their rosters if they don't want to.

- You can outline your promotion, TV show name, your roster's champions etc.

- The norm has been to post once per draft pick. This is essentially your weekly TV show building up to your PPV so you can post this up to 5 times.

For this opening stage if you want to do a post outlining your roster and then do a post for week 1 of your show, that's fine. Try to make sure in future rounds however you make it one show per round so it stays easy for everyone to follow.

- Final write-ups will be posted after round 15. It is your PPV event and the only thing which is a requirement in this thread. This is not optional as the PPV will be judged to determine the winner.

You can commence your PPV build now. Good luck and have fun. As always please keep discussion of the game in the discussion thread.

Thanks once again to the mods for allowing another draft thread on the forum.

Diabhal Beag

Decided to do a write up there. This is my TV Show known as Parallax. My company is known as Diabhal Beag Resonance.

Hope ye don't die out of horror reading this.

Pyro goes off all over the Diabhal Dome. The fans are exploding with joy and other various human emotions. Your hero and mine, Diabhal Beag, comes out to introduce this very diverse wrestling promotion. He describes it as what somebody addicted to crystal meth would book. He is interupted by the Miz. He has something of relevance to say. Firstly Miz spits on a member of the ring crew. The crowd go mental and boo him unmercifully. He tells us that the Diabhal Dome is his property. Diabhal disagrees but then Miz cheapshots the young Galwegian. This makes wee DB cry and run up the ramp. The crowd boo as if they had just watched a boring Man United match, of which we know there are many. Miz tells us that he is going after the big prize. He wants to rule the entire promotion and will kill if he has too. This brings out Mike Awesome to a standing ovation. The crowd loves a man who has just returned from the grave. He tells Miz that he is the embodiment of everything wrong with modern wrestling. He calls Miz a publicity whore who never gave his life for his craft. Awesome tells Miz if he wants to win the title that he will have to kill him first. Security finally get between the two men as the audience screams to let them fight.

We cut to a promo of Teddy Hart. He is busy looking towards the sky. "What we are are specs of **** in a big motha****in universe. We must seek goals and ambitions to occupy our short lives. I'm not one of you. I pave my own path tp glory and universal acclaim. That's why tonight I must teach Disco Inferno a lesson. He is a little prick who once gave out to me for smoking weed. I'm gonna 4:20 his fat ass", Teddy informs us. We cut away as smoke fills the screen. When it clears Teddy is gone. He disappeared!

Our first match of the night is a big one. Dr Death Steve Williams looks pissed off. He kicks barriers on the way to the ring. He clearly woke up on the wrong side of the Buckfast bottle this morning. He pulls down his trunk and takes a leak on the crowd. Unfortunately these were children visiting from Chernobyl. The crowd is almost about to riot but for the strong security in the venue, which is a credit to Diabhal the promoter. But fear not Chernobyl children! Doink the Clown is here. Before he gets to the ring he hit by a by a chair. Dr D is taking no **** today. He drags the lifeless Doink into the ring. He sticks his fist up to the crowd and hits the "Death Clutch Piledriver". Doink may be dead. Dr D gets the pinfall and shows he is ready to destroy any future victims. He is about to kick Doink's funny-looking head off but Seargent Slaughter comes running down the ring. A staredown beckons but Dr D exits the ring as he wants none of Slaughter. He leaves shouting that he will destroy anybody at any time. Slaughter looks concerned.

New Jack arrives in a stolen car. How do we know its stolen? Well its Diabhal's Ford Fiesta and we can see that by the mini Galway flag in the front. He says that he has scoops from Diabhal on a future signing and he doesn't like it. He says that next show he will reveal the newcomer and formally challenge him to match at the Revival PPV.

Our main event arrives. Disco Inferno comes out boogeying all over the place. He slaps hands with the fans and kisses several ugly babies. The crowd are fully behind this interesting man. Teddy Hart comes to the ring in his unfashionable pants. If there's one thing these fans at the Diabhal Dome hate its unfashionable men. We cut to Paul Galvin crying in the crowd at the horrible taste in clothes this man must have. In a very fast paced match Teddy gets the pin when he puts out a joint in Disco's eye while the referee is checking out a sexy lady in the audience. He then does a 630 degree splash and this gets him the win. The boos ring out and Disco pleads with the ref to restart the match. Diabhal comes out wiping the tears from his eyes after Miz gave him a shiner. He tells the crowd that next week it will be a rematch in a No-DQ (Not DieselQueen LOL) match. The crowd love this and Disco Machine does a fist pump. What's more is that the match will determine the Cruiserweight Champion of Galway.

Diabhal then announces that next week he will determine what to do about the Awesome-Miz situation and he will also announce th future of Galwegian Big Gold Belt!

Thanks for watching folks!

waltersobchak

Here's a recent article about WECWF..

This exact same time last year i had the opportunity to witness the debut PPV of the WECWF promotion in MSG in New York.. In the year thats followed a lot has changed to both WECWF, and Professional Wrestling aswell.



Gone are the majority of Wrestlers withwhom the promotion built itself upon, and in their places, are both bigger and better attractions. But the one constant in WECWF is the owner promoter Eric Bischoff..




"Last year, i said i would be victorious in the Monday Night Wars II. And guess what? Hogan is gone from BWA, and Vinny Mac is gone from MNG. So obviously that means both me, and my promotion are the last men standing. And with that, it has allowed me to futher us both on our path to greatness.."

When asked about the decision of the WECWF board of Directors to Hire former ECW owner Paul Heyman, Bischoff simply and casually replied with.. "No Comment"



One thing that hasnt changed about WECWF though. As noted by Bischoff "WECWF gives wrestling fans an alternative to the high production values and low Wrestling standards of the competition.. And instead has focused on giving the rapid fanbase, the best wrestling in the world today.. We have no "sports entertainers" here in WECWF.. just W.R.E.S.T.L.E.R.S"




"Not only do we have the best matches you'll see anywhere we still have our "House Band" at our live taping on a Monday Night.. " This we feel, really adds some extra spice to our show" says the GM "Because that mix of adrenline and noise from the Bands, coupled with The fast paced nature of our Wrestlers.. really brings out the best in our fans. Not only that, it gives us the loudest, most vocal fans in any promotion anywhere in the World"

One has to wonder with the recent accusition of Paul Heyman. Will Heyman be putting the EXTREME back into WECWF?

WECWF's Second Annual PPV "Mayhem Rising" is less than 4 weeks away..

JP Liz V1

LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment announces the upcoming nuptials of
Stephanie McMahon and her fiancé tbc................................

The Volt

New World Wrestling is proud to present a fine roster.

More big names are expected to be added over the next few days and NWW owner Mr. V has ensured that the appointment of a General Manager is only around the corner. He has not wasted time in staging the foundation of the company and they have gotten right down to business with their first show being broadcast to a worldwide audience. Irish viewers can check the action out after Tonight with Vincent Browne on Monday nights on TV3 live.




Live from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, New World Wrestling presents its’ flagship show, NWW Volt. We get a close up of the titantron. A vignette plays. Mr. Perfect is shown in a perfect light. Him, alongside girlfriend Trish Stratus live a perfect life in a perfect house with a perfect car and both carry perfect gold. Mr. Perfect is the NWW Heavyweight Champion and Trish has recently been awarded the newly established Women’s Championship. The vignette closes with Perfect’s voice stating that the era of perfection has begun.






The arena goes dark and the pyro hits the stage. The theme music is ‘Never Take us Alive’ by Madina Lake and perfectly sums up the first man out to greet this Pittsburgh crowd. They go wild as The Rock’s music echoes throughout the arena. The Great One makes his way to the six-sided ring.

Finally, The Rock has come back to Pittsburgh… (pause for huge pop). Let The Rock make one thing very clear, The Rock is here for two reasons and two reasons only. The first is to entertain the millions (and millions) of The Rock’s fans and secondly but of no less importance to the Great One. The Rock is here to claim what is rightfully his and that is NWW Heavyweight Title. As we await the position of General Manger to be filled, The Rock is issuing a challenge to Mr. Perfect in a match for the Heavyweight Title here tonight. So, Hennig, if you have the guts to…

The Rock is interrupted by Austin Aries. He blasts Rock for assuming that he is first in line for a shot at the big time but falls for the trick question of ‘Sorry, The Rock doesn’t mean to be rude but what’s your name again?’ The crowd is fully behind the People’s Champion and a small contingent of English football fans with Plymouth Argyle jerseys is seen chanting ‘Who are ye? Who are ye?’ Aries challenges Rock to a match tonight and Rock accepts with open arms as we cut to a commercial.

Match One: Kensuke Sasaki v Evan Bourne


Two very different styles come together here. Bourne is out of the traps quickly and he knows well that he will have to maximize his speed advantage. Unfortunately it is not his night however and he doesn’t connect with Airbourne. He falls victim to a Northern Lights Bomb and then Sasaki locks in an armbar. Bourne has no choice but to tap out.



Winner: Kensuke Sasaki

Backstage, Mr. Perfect and Trish Stratus barge into NWW owner Mr. V’s office. He sits in a large chair and doesn’t face them. Perfect demands that Rock gets nowhere near his belt as he has not proven his worth but Mr. V tells him that this is a matter for the NWW GM who will be revealed next week. Furthermore, Perfect should warm up as he has a tricky match ahead next.


Mr. Perfect arrives to the ring with Stratus alongside him. Before his opponent comes out, he warns The Rock that while he might be the People’s Champion, that he is not Perfect and to watch closely as he makes light work of his opponent. His cockiness is shortlived however when he realizes who he is up against. The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels makes his way down to the ring and doesn’t hesitate in charging straight for the NWW Champion.


Match Two: Christopher Daniels v Mr. Perfect (Non-Title Match)




This exhibition is a fine one. Mid match there is a suplex competition of sorts between the two competitors full of reversals and counter-reversals. A reverse STO nearly scores an upset victory for Daniels but the champion is not to be denied. Daniels goes for the BME but is caught in mid-air. A Perfect-Plex holds him down for the three count.






Winner: Mr. Perfect





A promo is shown for the PPV that is only 4 weeks away. NWW Crush Hour will take place in Miami, Florida.

Back in the ring, we are graced by the presence of the Masterpiece, Chris Masters. He brags about how he is the best shape that he has ever been in and that he has been perfecting his signature move lately. He issues an open invitation for anyone in the audience to come in and try and break out of his patented Masterlock. He points to the titantron. There is a brand new sports car out front and Masters promises it as a prize to anyone who can break out of it. Three men are selected from the crowd. Unfortunately they cannot give the Pittsburgh crown much to shout about that, each fails and has to be escorted to the back by EMT’s. Masters says that the challenge will resume next week where he hopes to find someone worthy enough of driving away with a brand new car. However, he states that he isn’t hopeful as even Houdini himself couldn’t break free of this maneuver.

Main Event: The Rock v Austin Aries

The Rock is all fired up for this one. He doesn’t like being interrupted and Aries has shown bold courage to try and upstage him. Early on there are a couple of near falls as Rock connects with a Samoan Drop and a DDT. Aries is not out of it though and fights back. He looks to have Rock beaten at one stage but he somehow kicks out of a perfectly executed Frog Splash. Just as he does though, Mr. Perfect arrives down to the ring. He joins the commentators, J.R. and Matt Stryker who welcome him with skepticism. He says that he is simply out here to view two potential threats. By now the crowd is begging for a Rock revival. Perhaps naively, Aries goes up top again. This time he misses with a 450 splash. They both get to their feet and Rock gains the upper hand, nailing his trademark slaps in the corner and laying him out. He’s sizing him up and connects beautifully with a Spinebuster. The crowd are ready for the most electrifying move in sports entertainment. The Rock heads towards the ropes but as he bounces into them, he is tripped by Perfect.






The referee shouts at him to leave but he claims that Rock just fell. Aries is up at this stage and very nearly steals a victory with a schoolboy roll-up. The outcome is hanging in the balance again but Rock comes back at him and Aries has to struggle to get to the ropes when caught in a sharpshooter. The Rock has had enough and wants this ended. He’s waiting, waiting to connect with a Rock Bottom that will surely end this contest. Aries is dazed and can’t seem to find his balance but eventually he turns around and walks right into it. Perfect is up on the ropes distracting the referee when a figure runs through the crowd and out into the ring. It’s Roderick Strong. He turns Rock around and hits him with the CX’02 and then places Aries’ hand over him. The referee turns around and duly counts to three.


Winner: Austin Aries

JR screams that this is mayhem and that he has no idea what is going on. Aries, Strong and Perfect are now beating down Rock. Strong and Aries hold him up as Perfect gets his title. They feed him to the champion and he levels Rock with a blow of the gold. Perfect, Strong and Aries align and raise their hands. Is this the start of a dangerous force in NWW?

Mr.Nice Guy

MONDAY NIGHT GRAPPLING

The following is a report of the press conference held for MNG at the Stamford headquarters...

The press conference for Wrestlemania 2011 opened today with the commissioner of MNG Jim Cornette hosting proceedings.



D-X were in attendance as were Christian, Barry Windham and two surprise guests (more on that later). As the conference was begun by Cornette he was almost immediately interrupted by Hunter who asked him if he'd ever wrap this thing up soon because he knows Cornette loves the sound of his own voice.

Road Dogg said D-X had a nudey bar they needed to get to and if Sky Sports didn't like that sexist comment they could 'Suck It'. Billy was too busy reading his phone messages and looked seriously pissed off.

Cornette called Hunter 'Son-In-Law' and said he'd wrap it up soon since the 'nudey bar' was most likely a euphemism for the Outlaws taking an adult device and shoving it up Hunter's read end for kicks.



D-X went to get up but Christian and Windham did likewise and they backed down. Christian got in Hunter's face and said he should get ready for worse in future because he wanted HHH's World Title. He told Hunter not to worry about the conference wrapping up as when they wanted the room to exit they'd just play the trailer for Hunter's new movie.



Hunter did his trademark flip out and started shaking his head maniacally and went to go for Christian but the Outlaws calmed him down. Windham laughed like mad the whole time as Hunter grumbled.

Cornette sighed and said this year's Wrestlemania would be the biggest ever. It would be held in Atlanta and would feature stars like Christian, Vader, Barry Windham, Bruiser Brody, Jumbo Tsuruta, Magnum TA and more. Cornette said he hated calling the prima donnas of D-X stars but had to admit they were and they would also add to the event.

A journalist asked Cornette for his thoughts on Eric Bischoff's recent comments about WECWF winning the Monday Night Wars last year.



Cornette said Bischoff and 'winning' don't belong in the same sentence unless it's a contest to determine whose comments can most closely resemble fecal matter. Cornette said that organisation featured two men he hated more than anything - Bischoff and Paul Heyman - but considering their track record in the first Monday Night Wars he wasn't worried.

Cornette said WECWF can battle it out like last year with that other small time outfit the BWA and let those who like rasslin watch MNG where they can get their fix.

'Oh speaking of other organisations Jimbo...!'

At this point the Nasty Boys interrupted the conference.



'Well, well, well...' said Cornette, 'I guess McDonalds must have closed early. Don't be alarmed folks we're being joined by two bums who obviously didn't realise that this is a wrestling company. I'm sure security will have them escorted out imminently.'

'Not so fast Jimbo', said Knobbs. 'You know who we work for right?' Cornette said he was aware they had held the tag titles at one time at Slick's SWF last year and they were his guys. Sags said that was the case but not any more.

'Oh so he had the intelligence to get rid of you two? Well I will shake his hand when I see him because you two morons don't deserve to be employed. I guess now if Knobbs wants to be back on TV he can go back to inserting his head up Hulk Hogan's ass'.



Knobbs said Cornette's insults made this moment even sweeter because their former employer has sent them to MNG and now the powers that be have signed them up to contracts here! The Nasty Boys showed the papers and laughed and jumped around. They turned to the New Age Outlaws and said at Wrestlemania they intended to have tag gold so they ought to forget about it.



Cornette got very quiet and decided to being the event to a close. An associate of the company then noted that there would be a Royal Rumble-style over the top rope Battle Royale main event on the first MNG show of 2011 which would determine who would wrestle Triple H for the title at Wrestlemania. It was said this was a show not to be missed. The conference then ended.

tbc................................
(c) JP Liz

MNG official roster as of this date:

On-air talent

Triple H (World Champion)
Vader
Christian
Magnum TA & Jim Duggan (Tag champions)
Bruiser Brody
The New Age Outlaws
Jumbo Tsuruta
Barry Windham (IC Champion)
The Nasty Boys

Commissioner:

Mr. Jim Cornette

thebostoncrab

The very first show of Fusion Pro Wrestling on 3E is live in front of a sell-out crowd in Chicago! The crowd is on their feet as the music plays across the arena of the man given the task of opening the show, Chicago’s own Colt Cabana!

Colt comes to the ring all smiles and high fiving the crowd. The ring is set up with two chairs and a hanging television screen. Colt looks at it, smiles and turns it on to reveal the title “Good Times, Great Memories” and the crowd pops even more.

Colts music pans out as he grabs the mic:

“Good evening Chicago! The head-honchos at Fusion Pro Wrestling were talking this morning about who they should get to open the show. They wanted someone who could wrestle, someone who could talk to the crowd and someone who knew how to get this party started! But unfortunately The Great Khali is on a different show so they came to me!”
“Now, I thought we should get straight to business here on my show, Good Times, Great Memories, and bring out a guest who hasn’t had the most amazing year. He has disappeared from the spotlight and everyone has been wondering what has been going on. So let me introduce my guest tonight, Chris Benoit.”

Benoit’s music hits and he doesn’t seem himself. His hair is shaggy, his beard is growing out and he has bags under his red eyes. He is still, however, built well and looks to be in good physical shape. The crowds are unsure as to what to make of Benoit.

“Thanks for the time Cabana. Everyone has been wondering where I have gone. The truth is I’m still where I was a year ago, but my eyes have been opened. I have learnt that this business is one of the most selfish and damaging careers any man or woman can take. This year, my wife and kids left me, because of wrestling. My friends have all moved on without me, because of wrestling. My body is in constant pain and my mind is lost, because of wrestling. Wrestling needs to be stopped, and I’m the man to do it. I joined Fusion Pro Wrestling because it is a company that represents everything that wrestling is; a cancer on society. I will destroy this business and save the lives of every man, woman and child who is connected with it."

“But I’m not alone. In WCW I was part of a group that tonight I will be bringing back. Tonight two men are joining me on my quest to rid the world of wrestling, as they become the first two members of the new Four Horsemen. And we will bring this company down once and for all."

The music of Samoa Joe suddenly fills the arena as the crowd cheers. Joe looks like he means business as he comes down the ramp. Colt goes to shake his hand but gets shouldered past as Joe goes face-to-face with Benoit. Joe grabs a mic.

“What a load of bull Chris. You know full well that wrestling isn’t responsible for you loosing everything in your life, you are. You chose to neglect your family by never visiting them, only calling to give your sobs stories of how horrible your life is. You chose to loose your friends by becoming an incontrollable hot-head who would beat people who looked at him funny. You chose to pump your body full of crap that has destroyed your mind. And if you think you can get away with standing in this ring, preaching how wrestling has destroyed you, and how you and your Four Horsemen are going to bring about the end of wrestling, well then you had better think again. Because Samoa Joe is pro-wrestling, and if you want to take pro-wrestling down, you’ll have to take me down.”

At that moment, Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards (The American Wolves) hop over the guard rail and jump on Joe. The Horsemen begin to beat him down, tear down the Good Times Great Memories set and level Colt Cabana. The three members of The Four Horsemen stand over the destruction; all face the hard camera as Benoit displays a sick looking smirk. We go to commercial.

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Match Number 1: The Kings of Wrestling (With Miss Elizabeth) vs. El Generico and Nikita Koloff.
The Kings come to the ring to a big pop, heading straight for the ring while Elizabeth claps her hands outside and waves to fans. Generico and Koloff come out to Genericos music much to the displeasure of Koloff, who doesn’t seem to be impressed with Generico happy-go-lucky nature. Generico stops half way up the steps to look at Elizabeth. As she waves at him he goes shy and Koloff drags him into the ring.

Hero and Koloff start things off with a lock up. Hero gets Nikita into a headlock, gets sent to the ropes, ducks a clothesline from Koloff and hits a hip-toss onto the Russian. Hero tags in Claudio who stomps on Nikita. The ref tells him to step back as Nikita goes to tag Generico. Generico however doesn’t notice as he is still looking at Elizabeth and blushing. Nikita gives him a hard-slap across the face and yells “snap out of it” and leaves the ring. Generico and Claudio trade lefts and rights before Generico is Irish whipped to the ropes and greeted with a big boot. Claudio does his “Heyyy” to the crowd as Elizabeth cheers. He picks Generico up by the head, but Generico greets him with punches to the stomach, bounces off the ropes and hits Claudio with a cross-body. Hero gets tagged in, Generico ducks the lariat and catches Hero with an elbow, whips to the corner and hits the Yakuza kick. As he moves back he spots Elizabeth again and blushes. Nikita is yelling at him to go for the pin, but Generico is caught in looking at Elizabeth. Hero grabs Genericos tights and gets the roll-up for three.

Winners: Kings of Wrestling by roll-up pin.

As the Kings walks to the back, Nikita comes in and shoves Generico, wondering what he was playing at. Generico tries to explain himself, and says sorry. He extends his hand, which Koloff accepts, but then hits him with a hard lariat that damn-near takes Genericos head off. The crowd boos as Elizabeth looks back with a concerned look. We go to a commercial.

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Batista is backstage, in a fine suit and shades, flirting with some female fans. He talks about how he is the best big man in the business today and that no one works harder than him in the entire world. Takeshi Morishima emerges from behind with a disgusted look on his face. Morishima questions Batista, asking if he has a match tonight. Batista says no, as he intends on making his fans here have a good night, and laughs off Morishima. Takeshi says Batista has no respect for wrestling, and hasn’t shown him why he should think he is the same league as himself. He tells him to watch his match, and he’ll show him what a real world class big man can do.

Match Number Two: Takeshi Morishima vs. Colt Cabana.

Colt comes out to a big pop, but is still hurting from the earlier attack by the Four Horsemen. Morishima comes out to a great reception also. They shake hands before starting. They lock up; Morishima gets the advantage and hits a snap suplex. He picks Colt up straight away and hits him with the back-drop driver for a quick and easy win.

Winner: Takeshi Morishima by Back Drop Driver.

Morishima extends his hand after helping Colt up, who accepts the handshake. The camera goes back to Batista backstage, who just shakes his head and leaves with the girls.

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Samoa Joe is outside the Four Horsemen’s dressing room. He kicks the door in and demands a match with any of them. Chris laughs and tells Davey he can have the pleasure of finishing up what they started earlier. It’s Davey Richards vs. Samoa Joe in our main event later tonight!

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Necro Butcher comes out to the ring with a microphone.

“I have wrestled all over the world, kicking people’s asses and taking no prisoners for all my life. I have yet to meet someone who can match me in the ring, and since I went to Hollywood there have been even more people trying to take me down. But it hasn’t happened yet! That’s why tonight I am laying down a challenge to anyone in this arena. Does anyone here think they can go toe-to-toe with The Necro Butcher?”

Many fans at ringside begin to raise their hands and start yelling for the chance. Necro picks three people from ringside and tells them to get into the ring. They each come in, and Necro asks for the bell. The first man runs at Necro and is floored and knocked out with a straight right hand. The second person jumps on Necros back, who just falls back onto the mat, grounds the fans and punches his lights out. The third fan, having more sense, backs off, but he is grabbed by Necro, who drags him to ring side, sets up a chair and hits a tiger driver onto the chair. Necro gets back in and onto the mic.

“I should have known that no one in Chicago could match me. This town is full of losers anyway. Everyone in the back, I’m issuing $50,000 I made from The Wrestler and will reward it to any man who can knock me out in the ring. It’s on boys.”

Necro heads to the back, as the knocked out fans are attended too and we go to our final break.

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Match Number 3: Samoa Joe vs. Davey Richards

Davey comes out first, with Eddie Edwards and Chris Benoit by his side. Joe comes out to a massive response, his shoulder tapped up from the attack at the start of the night. The bell rings and the two men waste no time at going for one another. They trade kicks and punches with neither man willing to fall down. Davey runs at the ropes but is met with an STO from Joe. Joe runs and hits a back swanton onto Davey, covers and gets a two.

Davey gets back up and again gives hard kicks to Joe’s legs, causing him to drop to one knee. Davey runs at the ropes and hits Joe with a shining wizard. Richards covers for two.

Joe is placed in a headlock, but Joe pushes him to the turnbuckle and runs into him with a big splash. The crows are on their feet as Joe signals for the muscle buster. Joe sets him up, but as he lifts him Eddie Edwards runs in with a chair and smacks Joe’s legs. The ref calls for a DQ.

Winner: Samoa Joe via DQ due to outside interference.

Eddie places the chair on Joes face as Davey takes to the top rope and hits a perfect shooting star press. Joe is busted wide open as Benoit laughs and puts him in the crossface. Joe passes out from the pain and blood loss. Chris stands up and runs his finger across Joe’s blood. He then writes a “4” on Davey and Eddies chests before doing so to his own using Joe’s blood. The three man raise their right arms in their air and Chris keeps laughing as we fade out.

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Summary:
1) Benoit came out heel, announced the new Four Horsemen and the first two people to join him are The American Wolves. They vow to destory the sport that has ruined Benoits life. They attack Samoa Joe and Colt Cabana.
2) Koloff attacked El Generico after Generico cost them a match due to Generico being distracted by Miss Elizabeth.
3) Batista claimed he was the best big man in wrestling. Morshima thinks that Batista has yet to proove that.
4) Necro launched a $50,000 contest to find someone who can knock him out in the ring.
5) Joe got leveled at the end of the night by the Horsemen and was knocked out cold. The men used Joes blood to write "4" on their chests.

Lord TSC

WOOOO!

As “Wrestling With Flair” kicks off its inaugural show, the stage is covered in a variety of bright and shiny colours, fireworks of all shapes and sizes exploding in a glorious haze. No expense has been spared for tonight’s debut show, as the fireworks launch for a solid two minutes before finishing. A stream of lovely ladies walk out through the curtains, posing for the crowd in attendance before a familiar “WOOO!” rings over the speakers.

Ric Flair enters the arena to a massive standing ovation, men, women and children of all ages showing their appreciation for a wrestling legend. Flair milks the reaction for all its worth, strutting and striding down the ramp, slapping hands with people and giving it all he’s worth. He clambers into the ring and continues to WOOO. His music dies down and the crowd keep screaming their adulation, responding to his calls with WOOOs of their own. After a few moments of interaction, Flair smiles, finds the camera and looks directly into it.

“Wooo! Yeah!” he says, causing the crowd to erupt again. He looks at them, motioning for them to quieten down. “It’s time...” he screams down the microphone, “for all you people to see what a real promotion looks like. It’s time for you to witness the show of your life. It’s time for the NATURE BOY to kick this baby up to the next level. Wooo!” He smiles and the crowd are eating this up, hanging on his every word. “Welcome...to Wrestling. With. Flair!”

Before Flair can continue, a familiar guitar chord tears through the arena, causing the fans to erupt in a loud chorus of boos. C.M. Punk strides out through the curtain and stops at the top of the ramp. He smiles at the fans reaction, not giving a damn about the fact they don’t like him. To CM Punk, this reaction is just a vindication of their jealousy. He knows that they know that CM Punk is better than all of them.

“Allow me to interrupt this little love fest before it really gets started.” Much to their dismay, Punk has a microphone in hand and is about to engage in one of his favourite hobbies; running his mouth. He walks down towards the ring confidently, climbing through the ropes. “First of all, Ric. I wanted to thank you for having enough sense to actually hire me. God knows that your promotion needs someone like me.” The crowd boo. “And Ric, I have to give you some credit. Because as egotistical as I thought I was, I would never dream of naming a wrestling promotion after myself. I can only sit back and laugh as these fans cheer you and scream for you and idolise you. To them, you are a legend.”

“But to me? You’re a joke!”

The crowd don’t like this. They roar their abuse at Punk but this only spurns him on. Flair, meanwhile, is standing with his hands on his hips, looking at Punk, happy to let him continue. Flair is plenty confident and has dealt with many a young and arrogant wrestlers over his career.

“You stand in the spotlight, trying to soak it all in while you can. And in the process, you stop everyone else from infringing on your glory. Well Ric? This is one superstar who will not stand idly by and let you do that. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is CM Punk. And I am here to save you all from this man.” Punk holds up his arm in Flair’s direction, but Flair just laughs it off. “You, Ric, are a symbol of everything that is wrong with this industry. The drinking. The partying. The celebrations. You are meant to be a role model to the fans Ric, and that is the image you decide to set for them? Don’t worry. I know the pressure that must be on your back. And I will be more than happy to relieve it for you.”

With this, Flair moves towards Punk and raises his microphone. “Who do you think you are, you little Punk?” Flair says loudly, causing the crowd to cheer. Punk laughs and shakes his head, replying with words inaudible to the crowd. “I am Ric Flair, the legend, the icon, the jet flying, limo...”

“Yeah, Yeah. We all know the catchphrase. We all know it Ric, so give it a rest.” Punk cut him off with. Flair looks at him with indignation on his face. He stares for a few moments before raising the microphone back to his mouth.

“Above all else...I am THE MAN! You may think you’re somebody, kid. But when you’re standing beside me, you’re a pup. You say I hog the limelight?” Flair is smiling from ear to ear. “I say I’m standing in it waiting for someone to step up, man up and just TRY to kick me out of it. The reason I stand proud in the spotlight is because I have yet to meet someone able to take me out of it. So why don’t you step up and try?” Flair drops the microphone and starts to take off his jacket, getting into Punk’s face, obviously ready for a fight.

Punk just stands and looks at him, smiling. The crowd are 100% behind Flair now, wanting to see these two go at it tooth and nail. Punk drops his microphone gently and takes off his jacket. The crowd cheer even louder, as Flair backs off and raises his fists, ready for the fight. The two look ready to start beating each other...before Punk laughs and drops to the mat. He rolls out of the ring, grabbing the microphone along the way. He starts backing up the ramp.

“You know what Ric? I could beat you right now. I could put you down like the beast you are. But it’s not enough that I beat you Flair. I want more than that. I want you to stand in that ring and announce me as the greatest wrestler you’ve ever faced. I want you to announce me as the greatest wrestler ever. And most importantly...I want you to announce me as THE MAN! So no. I won’t fight you now. But soon. Don’t worry. Soon.”

With that Punk’s music hits amidst a chorus of boos. Flair stands in the ring and watches him go, looking a bit frustrated. Regardless, Flair and the crowd know that the first chance he gets, Flair will do everything in his power to put Punk away for good.

As we come back from the break, the crowd are delighted to hear the ever-familiar beat of R-Truth’s music start to play in the arena. As Truth comes through the curtain, he’s got the microphone in hand and is giving it everything he’s got, getting the crowd singing along with his song. “What’s up?” he asks and the crowd respond in kind, answering a question with an identical question for some reason known only to Truth and possibly the rapping community.

Truth is so busy with entertaining the fans that he fails to see Dolph Ziggler making an early entrance, tearing down the ramp at full speed. As Truth starts climbing the stairs to enter the ring, Dolph comes up behind him, grabs him by the hair and launches him into the ring post. The microphone drops and the music stops, as Dolph rolls Truth into the ring. He lays into him with vicious kicks, ripping into Truth with a vengeance.

Dolph grabs another microphone and looks to the booing crowd, as he stands over the body of their hero.

“Punk’s right. It’s not fair that some people hog the spotlight just because you people take a shining to them. Some people do not deserve your respect. Certainly not people who sing stupid rap songs. But me? I’m Dolph Ziggler. And I deserve that respect. And if you won’t give it to me, I guess I’ll just have to earn it the old fashioned way.”

Dolph flips the microphone in his hand. Truth is trying to sit up but as he does, Ziggler drives the microphone into his forehead, sending the rapper back down onto the mat. Truth rolls over, clutching his head. Dolph grabs him and pulls him back into a sitting position before applying the sleeper hold as tightly as he can. Dolph wraps his legs around Truth’s midriff for added pressure and squeezes as tightly as he can.

Referees and agents come running down to the ring, and try and pull him free, but to little avail. Truth looks completely out cold, as Dolph just continues to apply pressure. Eventually, he releases the hold and stands up, looking down on his handiwork. As we fade to the break, the final image we see is Ziggler slowly raising his arm as if what he is done is something to be proud of, as the referess check on Truth’s condition.

WINNER: No Contest.

Ric Flair is walking backstage, heading to his office, when he notices there is a crowd of wrestlers standing in the hallway outside of it. He strides up to them with a confident grin on his face and greets them with open arms. The crowd let out a mixture of cheers and boos as they recognise the familiar faces; here, standing in front of Flair, are the four tag teams signed to his promotion thus far.

The World’s Greatest Tag Team – Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas.

Beer Money – Robert Roode and James Storm.

The Pitbulls – Jamie Noble and Kid Kash.

And the team of KENTA and Naomichi Marufuji.

The group all listen as Flair talks to them.

“Thank you all for coming so quickly. I figured you would all want to know about the plans I have for you eight. I am a big fan of all four teams present here but if asked to choose my favourite, I think I’d be hard pressed. As such, I’ve decided to let you four battle it out over the next few shows to prove why these fans should consider you the best of your division. Over the next few weeks, I’ll be making sure matches are booked which give you all a chance to display your wares. This will all lead to one of the biggest one night competitions of all time, when at the pay per view, you will engage in a tournament to crown the greatest Tag Team in Wrestling With Flair. In the mean time, I need you all to pick one member of each team to participate in tonight’s main event;

An Elimination Fatal Four Way Match.

Good luck boys. Woo! Show me what you’re made of.”

And with that, Flair pushes past them all and enters his office, leaving them.

“Well, I think it’s obvious who is winning this competition.” Shelton Benjamin announced proudly. “After all, we are the World’s Greatest Tag Team!”

“Screw that!” announces Robert Roode.

“Yeah!” James Storm adds. “Everyone knows that Beer Money is where it’s at!”

“You boys ain’t got nuthin’ on me and The Kid here” Jamie Noble interjects.

KENTA steps forward and starts talking quickly and passionately in Japanesse. After a few moments, Naomichi Marufuji continues talking. However the other six just look at them with utter confusion. The two men finish their arguement for why they are the inevitable winners, and they are greeted with silence.

“They said,” starts Kid Kash, “That they are here to represent Japan and they plan on kicking all of our asses”. Everyone looks at Kash, shocked he can understand them. He shrugs, as all eight men start shouting at each other, all of them arguing loudly as to why they will win the Tag Team Tournament at the pay per view.

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The camera cuts gently to another area backstage where we see The Hurricane walking along with a smile on his face, heading towards the ring for his upcoming match.

As he does so, he stops. The camera turns slightly to reveal CM Punk sitting on a box, his legs crossed. He’s looking intensely at Hurricane. He frowns for a few moments before letting the happier façade sweep across his face, a big welcoming smile for his work college. He pushes himself off from the box as out in the arena, people boo loudly.

“Hey Hurricane!” Punk greets him, oozing arrogance. “Just the man I was hoping to catch.”

“Oh really? And what business do you have with The Hurricane?” the reply comes.

“See, people think I’m a bad guy. People think I want to do bad things and hurt people. And while they are partially right, they are only partially right. I am sure that a hero like yourself realises that, from time to time, the good guy has to make tough decisions for the greater good.” Hurricane nods reluctantly, obviously not trusting Punk. “And sometimes, even when you have the best of intentions, you’ve got to do bad things. The ends justify the means, right?”

“What are you getting at Punk?” Hurricane says.

“What I’m saying is that if a real life superhero aligned himself with someone who is only trying to achieve a greater good, perhaps the public may realise that the supposed bad guy isn’t that bad of a guy.”

Hurricane chuckles to himself. “Oh, Punk, Punk, Punk. You want The Hurricane to join forces with the dastardly leader of the Straight Edge Society?”

Out in the arena, the crowd boos at the suggestion. Punk just nods his head however. “The first ever Straight Edge Superhero. Doesn’t that sound awesome. You’d be the role model of all role models. And together, we could bring this promotion and those fans into the proper way of thinking. We can make them realise that Ric Flair is just a decrepit, disgusting person.”

“Punk.” Hurricane responds. “Thanks, but no thanks.” This brings about huge amounts of cheers from the crowd. “I appreciate the offer but I don’t trust you, and I don’t like you. The Hurricane is not going to fall for your powers of seduction and trickery.”

“Fine.” Punk holds his hands up in the air and backs away, smiling again. “But if you change your mind...”

“I won’t.” Hurricane says, putting a definitive end to their conversation, walking away from Punk and heading towards the ring.

The crowd are behind Hurricane as he clashes with Cade. ‘Cane picks up an early advantage as his speed manages to frustrate the larger Cade, but Cade manages to counter a high flying move with a big damage slam of his own. Cade dominates the match for a few minutes, throwing the hero around like a rag doll and hitting him with a variety of scoops and slams. Eventually, Hurricane manages to muster up a second wind. Fighting back, Hurricane manages to connect with a chokeslam, followed by an Eye of the Storm. He hooks the leg and gets the clean three count.

WINNER: The Hurricane.

Following the match, Punk storms the ring. Sneaking up behind a tired Hurricane, Punk spins him around and nails him with a Go 2 Sleep.

“WOOOO!” rings through the arena, as Flair comes charging out through the curtain and heads to the ring. He slides in but Punk is still not interested in fighting him; Punk drops to the mat and slithers back out of the ring under the bottom rope. He locks eyes with Flair and the two just stare at each other, sizing the other up.

Punk winks at Flair and heads back up the ramp, as Flair checks on Hurricane to make sure he’s ok.

Ziggler is walking around backstage, talking to a random woman who is holding onto his arm and hanging on his every word. Ziggler is telling her all about how he attacked and beat up R Truth earlier in the evening. He’s bragging and boasting about how great he is and how soon enough, everyone will know the name of Dolph Ziggler.

Suddenly, R Truth comes up behind him and pushes Ziggler into a solid brick wall nearby. The girl runs screaming, as Truth moves his forearm into Ziggler’s throat. Ziggler tries to squirm free, but Truth is pissed and is using all his strength and the element of surprise to keep him pinned to the wall.

“You think you can make a name for yourself off of me? That what you think?” Truth shouts angrily.

“Dude, it’s nothing personal. Get off...” Ziggler tries to respond but Truth shifts and reapplies more pressure.

“Nothing personal? Nothing personal?” Truth says. “Fine. Next week then, you won’t take offence when I kick your bleach-blond ass all over the arena. Next week, I’m gonna make a name for myself by knocking you out. But it won’t be anything personal, ya hear? Just me trying to make an impact at YOUR expense. And that? That’s the truth!”

With that, Truth releases his grip on Ziggler, places his hand on Dolph’s face and shoves him hard to the side. Ziggler falls to the ground but dares not get up; Truth walks off, eye-balling his opponent for the next show. Ziggler remains on the ground, holding his neck and wind-pipe, his cheeks a mixture of reds from the choking and humiliation. He watches Truth go but is seething, vowing revenge.

Our main event for tonight is a Fatal Four Way, Elimination style match between four halves of teams from the W.W.F’s tag team division

As the match starts, Roode is mouthing off to the crowd and the other three men in the ring. The Beer Money Member obviously thinks highly of himself and is sure he’s going to win. However as soon as the bell rings, the other three turn towards him and decide to eliminate him as quickly as possible. KENTA connects with a massive kick to Roode’s back, causing him to stagger forward into a T-Bone supplex. As he hits the mat, Noble sails from the top rope with a leg drop, and pins him for the three count.

Roode rolls out of the ring and as he gets his senses back, he starts to freak out, abusing the referee, the wrestlers and the crowd, letting everyone who can listen to him know how furious he is. Eventually, the referees manage to pull him back up the ramp and through the curtains.

The three remaining men forgo their temporary alliance and now all start going at each other. Noble uses his speed and size to move quickly around the ring, striking and moving back. Shelton uses his technical expertise to try grounding the others, constantly grabbing at them and tackling them to the ground, showing off his armature background. KENTA opts for strong kicks from a distance, trying to hold off the grappling attempts of his opponents.

After loads of back and forth action, the three men find themselves in the middle of the ring. Noble whips Shelton out over the top rope, but Shelton lands on the apron. KENTA tries to whip Noble but it’s reversed. Shelton jumps onto the rope for a springboard move but as KENTA charges back across the ring, he leaps and connects with a Busaiku Knee Kick, leaping in the air and connect with Benjami hard. KENTA covers him and picks up the three count.

As he rises from the cover, KENTA fails to see Noble come up behind him. Noble grabs his leg and rolls him up, clutching the tights for some added leverage. KENTA stuggles to get out but he can’t, and the referee counts the three count.

WINNER: Jamie Noble.

After the match, KENTA goes to the referee and tries to explain his situation, motioning that the pinfall was illegal. Noble is celebrating anyway, not caring if the win was somewhat cheap. KENTA turns to him and the two start verbally arguing, screaming at each other.

Suddenly, Ric Flair appears at the top of the ramp, and he’s shouting down the microphone over the crowds cheers. Behind him, Robert Roode comes out, along with the four team mates of those who competed in the main event. At ringside, Shelton is managing to make his way back to his feet, still feeling the effects of the knee which eliminated him.

“Hey! Ref! I was backstage and I saw that bloody tights grab. But a result is a result, and I can appreciate your tactics Noble. As I see it, you and Kash may be the underdogs but WOOO! You’ve taken the early lead in this series of matches. So allow me to announce that next week, right here on Wrestling With Flair, all of your counterparts will take place in a match and you four who just wrestled are banned from ringside. You need to be cause other than that banning, this is going to be all out chaos. It’s going to be Kid Kash vs James Storm vs Charlie Haas vs Naomichi Marufuji....in a fatal four way, elimination, NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH! WOOOOOO!”

The crowd go nuts, cheering for the announcement.

“And there will be blood next week, I guarantee it.”

As the show fades to a close, the camera takes in each of the eight wrestler’s faces, displaying a mixture of shock, horror, joy, amazement...but all of them, and the crowd included, look eager with anticipation to that match.

Who will win? Who knows. But we can promise you that it’s going to be brutal.

END SHOW.

CMpunked

CMW Revolution
LIVE on Tv3, being broadcast LIVE from the o2, Dublin.

Pyro hits as the titantron shows the blue silver coloured lights of CMW.
The crowd screams as they know they are in for one crazy night.
In the ring is Howard Finkel and he introduces the Chairman of CMW, Mr. Shane McMahon!

Shane welcomes everyone to the first ever CMW Revolution show. He guarantees action, entertainment and the best wrestlers in the one place, “Why? Because I’m a McMahon!”. Crowd cheers.
He says he has a very special announcement to make later on, but first he wants to introduce a man who has near single handily brought wrestling to the mainstream in the modern era. *Fans start chanting ‘Hogan, Hogan’*
Shane cracks a wide smile, raises his hand up a little and warns, “Maybe later” *crowd cheers*.
He says this man is the first ever holder of the brand new *shane takes the CMW championship belt out of a briefcase* CMW Title.
This man, is of course, Johhhn Cena!!
Cena music plays and crowd gives him a favourable reaction. He receives the belt off shane and says: “Y’know, its great to be able to say, the first every cmw CHAMP IS HERE!” Kids cheer. The boos are a little more evident now.
He thanks and says he has big respect for shane and also says regardless of peoples opinions of him, he is honoured to be asked to be the face of the show and hopes he doesn’t put too many off!
Shane tells Cena that he is not going to get an easy time just because he is the Champ.
Cena smiles and mouths ‘that’s what I like!’. Shane: “In fact.. I would like to announce the first match of cmw revolution is to be a championship match!!
..and the challenger? A member of the roster who has some great history with you, john.
*Jerry Lawler jokes “That could be anyone!”*
Shane points towards the titantron.
*Umaga’s music hits* Crowd cheers big.
Michael cole exclaims “what a fantastic way to open the show!” King: “And what a fantastic opportunity for the Samoan!”
Umagas music continues to play as cena starts running the ropes to prepare himself.
The crowd dies down as umaga still fails to walk out from behind the curtain. The music eventually stops and the house lights return to normal. Crowd boos. Cena asks shane whats going on? A referee suddenly comes running out from the side of the ramp and up to shane. He frantically tells shane something that the mic cant pick up. Shane asks “Is it getting sorted?!” “The ref nods but says Shane is still needed.
Shane lifts his mic and apologises to the crowd, but does say that “Don’t worry Dublin, you will get your title match tonight!” Umaga is to be replaced with…another man who john has a history with...
*ONE OF A KIND..!* RVD music screams and the pyro explodes.
Rvd makes his way to the ring as the announcers mention that Cena and Van dam has really got some heated history, but tonight will be an exhibition of two fantastic modern wrestlers. Rvd does his poses for the fans, the ref calls for the bell and our opening match is underway.

RVD vs John Cena for the CMW title

Rvd starts off strong, hitting cena with punches and kicks. Cena gets the upperhand at the 7 minute mark when rvd missed rolling thunder. Cena hits his offence of shoulder block, 5 knuckle shuffle. When cena picks rob up rob nails him with an inzigury and lays john out. Rvd goes for the 5 star frog splash which john lifts his knees to block. Cena applies the STF to rvd. Rvd struggles but taps to give john the match.
Cena holds up the belt, rvd makes it to his feet and stands behind Cena looking like he is contemplating an attack. As cena turns around Rvd holds a hand out to shake, with one hand holding his ribs. Cena accepts and the two men celebrate in the ring.

Winner and STILL Champion, John Cena!

King: “That was a brilliant display of respect Rob showed john just there.”

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Break----

we return from break Cole and King inform us that Umaga had been attacked prior to his match against john cena. “we go backstage to matt striker for an update on the situation”. Matt: “Thanks guys, as you heard, Umaga was attacked and rushed to hospital a few moments before his match for tonight. I am standing here outside mr. Mcmahon’s office awaiting any -* Shanes door opens* A doctor, 2 Security guards and shane after them walk out. Striker approaches Shane: “Matt as far as we know, as umaga was walking out of his locker room door, he was blindsided by a chair that knocked him out. He wont return this evening and we are awaiting tests to see if there is any lasting…* (shane spots someone off camera, he walks away, camera spins. Shane is walking up to a tired rob van dam.) He accuses RVD of attacking Umaga just so he would get a title shot, knowing he was the only other wrestler in the building. “Listen dude, umaga is MY friend, I would never do that to him. If I wanted a title shot so bad I wouldn’t sink that low, I am above that!” Shane apologises to Rob as another security member walks up to shane. “We have the cctv camera feed and we can see it definitely wasn’t this man.” Shane: “Ok, that’s a start. Lets get this sorted before he arrives later on.”.


King and Cole hype Santino V Cody up.. Next!

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Break

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Santino's music hits and the crowd are brought to their feet again. Santino arrives with Kozlov each holding a tag belt. In the ring, “I am so happy to be back in your great Ireland!” *Crowd pops* “It really is a great land, a land of proud traditions.. of Ire. I tell yous, when it comes to Ire, no one does it better than Ireland!”
Santino looks around expecting to be greeted with applause and admiration for his statement. Cole: “he isnt serious, he cant be serious.”
The audience laugh and applaud his attempt to get over with them, he quickly moves on.
“So, anyway, Myself and Kozlov are here tonight to give you a spectacle, to give you something to watch, to admire! Something to show as to why we are the-- *santino is cut off by the dashing theme. ‘woow oh, your only smoke and mirrors…’*
Cody and Ted walk onstage. Cody has a big smile on his face. Cody thanks santino for such an eloquent description of himself and Ted.
“Because what would someone else possibly want, but to be young, dashing,” (cody gives ted the mic) “And a millionaires son?!” *crowd boo* “And if that wasn’t enough, we have with us something that only adds to all to what we claim..”
*Beautiful people music hits* Angelina walks out beside ted and Velvet beside cody as they walk down to the ring. Cody and Ted slide into the ring as the girls do their signature entrance. Ref orders sky and love to leave the ring. They and Ted stand beside the ring apron.
*Bell rings*

Santino Marella vs Cody Rhodes

A lot of back and forth to start the match. Cody knocks down santino and shoots a smile to Sky. She winks back. Santino takes cody down with a hip toss, runs towards the ropes to hit the headbutt. Velvet slaps santinos ankle causing him to stumble and nearly trip over his own foot. The girls laugh and giggle at santino, ted mocks santino, trying to impersonate him.
Kozlov walks over to Ted and stares him down. “Its ok Lurch, just back off!”. Kozlov floors him with a clothesline. The ref sees it and orders the two men to leave the ringside area.
Santino looks on as Kozlov makes it up the ramp. Ted finds his feet and follows after.
Beautiful people are doing a Frankenstein walk as kozlov walks away. With santino distracted Cody waits for him to turn around and makes him eat a dropkick. Cody gets a 2 count. Cody climbs the ropes for the moonsault. Santino rolls out of the way and Rhodes lands on the mat hard.
Angelina jumps on the apron to distract the referee as santino revs up the Cobra. Sky jumps in the ring and spins santino around. Velvet slaps a kiss on him, completely disorientating marella. When she releases him santino has a look of euphoria on his face.
Sky then slides back out of the ring quickly and Love gets off the apron. Santino staggers around for a moment, eyes starting to roll around in his head.
Cody gets santino and hits him hard with Cross Rhodes, following it up quickly with the pin. Cody gets the victory over santino. He stands up over santino as the two ladies join him in the ring to strike his dashing pose.

Winner of this match, Cody Rhodes

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Shane is shown in the hall watching a very small, black and white grainy monitor. On the screen is the image from the cctv camera in the ceiling of the hallway where umaga was taken out.
The screen shows umaga walking through the doorway and getting hit with chairs from two hooded figures, the shade from their hoods covering the light off their faces. After the attack they run to the car park where a car was awaiting to drive them away before anyone realised what happened. Shane: “I think I know what happened here. And if I’m right, they will be dealt with next week. I have the announcement to make out at the ring.

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A video promo is shown.
Start off at the gates of a long forgotten cemetery. Its misty and the wind is howling.
The camera sweeps through and a celtic cross is brought into shot at a distance. As it moves further we see a figure sitting down at the base of the cross. In the darkness we hear the figure starting to speak.
“This. This is a country with a very rich heritage. A heritage that strives on upholding what rightfully belongs to the people. Through this I have found inspiration to uphold my own heritage and something that rightfully belongs to me! *With this the figure raises up the hardcore title to the camera, when it is brought back down we can see that the figure is Raven. “Quote the raven. Nevermore!”.

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break

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We return and Michael Cole announces that on next weeks show the main event will be a Tag Team championship match between the team of Priceless and Santino and Kozlov.

“But back to tonight we have one more matter to address. I cant wait for this.” Lawler says as Shane o Macs music plays. *HERE COMES THE MONEY…!*
Shane climbs into the ring and says that tonight they have a very important matter to address. One that will begin after a short video:

*a video package is shown, beginning with John Cena saying, “Wrestling, even saying the word brings this man to any fans mind.” Shots of Hogan from the 80s, the typical shots. Arriving in Disneyland on the corvette, bodyslamming andre*
Rvd speaks about how when people think of icons, for his proffesion, “there are none greater.”
The video ends with the Graphic:
*Hulk Hogan, first member of the CMW Legends Society*

Howard fink is back in the ring. Crowd is at boiling point.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great pleasure, to introduce you to the immortal icon he is..
Hulk Hooogan!!

The music blares and the fans go mad.
Hogan walks out with a red and yellow feather boa around his neck dressed in normal clothes. He does his usual spots on the ramp on the way down. As he turns the corner to walk up the steps there are fans doing the worshipping wave towards him.
Hulk gets into the ring and hugs shane, whispering some quiet words to him. He then walks over to the ropes to listen to the crowd.
The music dies down. “The fans are chanting for Hogan here in Dublin and oh my, its near deafening!” says King.
Shane lifts the mic up to his mouth and says “Hulk, theres not much I have to say to you that you don’t already know. To put it simply, without you I’m not sure I would be standing in this ring today or even anywhere near a ring. So thank you.”
*Crowd breaks out in “Thank you ho-gan” chants. *
“But that’s enough from me, speak to your people Hulk.”
Shane hands Hogan the mic and he goes to speak. He clears his throat and it sends the crowd into another frenzy.
“Its so good to hear all you crazy hulkamaniacs!
I wanna tell you brother, I love all of you. To be the first member of the Legends Society? What can I say, its an honor. Thank you shane for give-
Shane: “No hulk, we want to thank you, everyone in the back, but especially one man in particular..”
*John cenas music hits* King: “Oh this is a moment, the biggest wrestler of all time coming face to face with the biggest wrestler of the last decade!"
Cena makes it down to the ring but doesn’t get into the ring yet.
“Hulk, I’m going to be honest, im here for one thing. And that’s…
*Nexus music interupts Cena* Cena looks behind him, Shane starts pacing side to side staring at the tron looking like he is about to explode. “Get security out here, don’t let them down that ramp. Get the security.”
Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel walk onto the stage. Security surround them and block the rampway. “We cant believe, the anagural show of CMW and you didn’t even scheduale us for a match tonight shane. We had to show our strength as a group somehow, You see, we are the most dominant group in wrestling today. And when we seen Hogan out here we thought it was too perfect a situation to pass up than to really make a mark on history. So were coming for you Hogan.. Right.. now.”
Gabriel and slater start attacking the security guards, they knock down two, theres only two left. Cena starts to make his way up to nexus when they see him coming they retreat back around and run back through the curtain, cena goes to take chase. “Shane shouts for John to stop running.
Cena runs after them through the backstage area, they turn a corner and jump in an awaiting car that speeds off just as John turns the corner out into the car park.
Camera turns back to look at cena as he looks pissed off. Shane coming into distance in the background.
Title card, end of show.

D2D

Albeit a few days late due to the snow snow that has battered most of North East America, Live from the TD Garden in Boston, MA, the D.W.O proudly presents the "3 hour special" return of "Revo!t"

We open with a black and white highlight package from last years "Annihilation" PPV event which fades to black, we then see a new vibrant video featuring the new batch of D.W.O wrestlers which states "No boundaries, no limits, no excuses".

The D.W.O theme, "Awake & Alive" by Skillet, kicks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmL-J1IghZM

We go Live to the TD Garden where a series of pyro are going off. The crowd are going wild as we see that our main event for tonight is a triple threat ladder match between Kofi Kingston, Amazing Red and Essa Rios for the D.W.O Unlimited title.

We start off the night with some tag team action as the team of Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins take on Max and Jeremy Buck

Match 1 - Hawkins & Ryder vs. Generation Me

Very even match up between these 2 teams with the match going at a frantic pace. Curt Hawkins works most of the match for his team while Max and Jeremy are frequently tagging each other in to keep fresh. Hawkins tries to build up some momentum as the crowd are getting behind him but Gen Me are quick to stop him. The finish comes when Hawkins hits Jeremy with a beautiful dropkick. Hawkins charges into Jeremy, who inadvertently hits Max off the apron. Hawkins see's his opening and and goes for the Laugh Riot but Jeremy stops him with an awesome reversal of an inverse DDT which completely flips Curt. Jeremy goes for the cover but Ryder is in to break it up. Ryder throws Jeremy to the outside, who lands onto Max. Ryder lifts up a groggy Hawkins, only to hit him with the Ruff Ryder. Ryder leaves the ring, shouting that "it's his time" and heads up the entrance aisle as Gen Me get back into the ring. Max and Jeremy lift up Hawkins and both of them hits super kicks to Curt. Jeremy goes for the pin

1......2......

Max stops him and points to the turnbuckle. Jeremy nods his head and makes his way over to the turnbuckle. Max lifts up Hawkins and hits a rolling firemans press. Jeremy jumps off the top rope and hits a beautiful 450 splash. Jeremy goes for the cover

1......2.......3

Winners - Max and Jeremy Buck



*Commercial*

Backstage, Todd Grisham catches up with Zack Ryder. Grisham asks Ryder about about what just happend "It's so simple Todd, you see, I know for a fact that I'm not going to get anywhere here in the D.W.O with that tool Hawkins. I came to the D.W.O to make an impact and believe me, that's what I'm gonna do. Woo......Woo......ah, forget it". Ryder walks off as Todd is looking bemused what Ryder has said.

We see AJ Styles preparing for his match, which is next!!

*Commercial*

We are back on "Revo!t" just in time for our next match

Match 2 - AJ Styles vs. Jimmy Jacobs

A really frantic match with both men giving it their all. Reversals play a huge part in this match as neither men can get any sort of offence going without it ending in a reversal. AJ goes for a top rope hurricanrana just Jacobs pushes him off to the floor. AJ lands hard on his right shoulder and is in real pain. Jacobs senses this and goes out to AJ. Jacobs throws AJ into the steel barriers, then into the ring steps. AJ is screaming in pain as Jacobs slowly lifts him up. Jacobs rolls AJ back into the ring and the ref goes to AJ to see if he can continue. Jacobs pushes the ref away and continues to pound on AJ with vicious stomps. The ref comes over to stop Jacobs who proceedes to throw the ref out of the ring, causing a DQ

Winner via DQ - AJ Styles

Jacobs continues to attack AJ, throwing him shoulder first into the ring post. Jacobs locks in End Time, causing intense pressure on AJ. AJ looks to be passing out when the lights go out in TD Garden. There's a vicious smash and the lights come back out. Jacobs and AJ are both laid out as Crash Holly is sitting on the top rope. We can see broken glass in the ring. Crash cuts a promo stating how the D.W.O will give him freedom, "freedom to become the most insane ba$t@rd that he can be".

*Commercial*

We come to a promo, hyping up the D.W.O's move to Monday nights. "You can watch the boring, standard wrestling action that so many other promotions put on or you can make the switch to the alternative. A place where you can see the best action, week in week out. A place which isn't afraid of taking on anyone. A place where high flyers will be in their element, A place that REVOLTS AGAINST THE NORM!!

D.W.O Revo!t - Make the move, start the Revo!t - starting this Monday at 8/7c

We then see an early promo for "Annihilation II", only on PPV. The theme song for Annihilation II is announced as Ignition by TobyMac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q256UBFGPnk

Backstage, we see Jeff Hardy talking to Max and Jeremy Buck. Jeff congratulates them on their win tonight and tells them how much they remind him of the old days. Max and Jeremy laugh at Jeff. They tell him that Generation Me will be better than Jeff or his fat brother will ever be. Jeff tells Max and Jeremy that words don't mean nothing unless there are backed up with actions. "Freedom of Speech...words neverHurt me...I found my confidence a long time ago". Max slaps Jeff, who goes after them but the numbers prove too much as Jeff is thrown into the lockers and Max and Jeremy follow up with simultaneous drop kicks onto Jeff. Gen Me leave as Jeff is in a heap on the locker room floor

*Promo for the Main Event Triple threat ladder match for the Unlimited Title*

We see that next week, Generation Me will take on Jeff Hardy in a 2 on 1 handicap match.

Match 3 - Kane vs. Tyler Black

Kane spends the majority of the match in control of Black until Black hits God's Last Gift out of nowhere for the surprise 3 count

Winner - Tyler Black



As Black is leaving, Kane sits up. Kane gets up and grabs a mic. Black stops as Kane tells him that that was a fluke and that next week, "he will destroy him." As Black is leaving, Kane lifts up his hands and, instead of pyro coming from the ringposts, pyro comes up on the stage, blocking Black. Black looks back at Kane with a smirk on him face.

*Commercial*

Promo hyping next weeks Revo!t, starting at 8/7c

We see Crash Holly talking on his cell. He's telling whoever he's on the phone on get in as soon as possible as he has a proposition for him.

Its time for our main event

Main Event - Triple threat ladder match for the D.W.O Unlimited title - Kofi Kingston vs. Amazing Red vs. Essa Rios

A great match to showcase the unique high-flying characteristics of the D.W.O. Ladders galore here and a sh!tlo@ds of spots in this match. Kofi sets up Red against a ladder on the turnbuckle and goes for the splash, only for Red to duck and drop the ladder into Kofi. Rios throws Kofi over the top rope and sets up a ladder and starts climbing the ladder. Red jumps off the top rope as hits a neckbreaker onto Rios as he's climbing up the ladder. Kofi rolls back in and sets up another ladder. He begins climbing only for the ladder to be kicked from underneath him by Red. Later in the match, Red finally gets his chance to climb the ladder only for Essa and Kofi to topple the ladder, leaving Red to fall to the outside. Kofi and Rios go at it in the ring. Rios hits a hurricanrana on to Kofi which sends him into the ladder in the turnbuckle. Rios picks up another ladder and charges at Kofi. Fortunately for Kofi, he ducks and the ladder that Rios had gets stuck in one of the rungs on the ladder leaning on the turnbuckle. Red is back up. He gets onto the apron and springboards off the top rope, hitting Rios.

*Commercial*

We are back and Kofi nails the Trouble in Paradise on to Red. With Rios and Red down, Kofi sets up a ladder and climbs. Kofi reaches the top of the ladder and looks to the title. He looks at the crowd then looks down at Rios. Kofi looks to the crowd, shrugs his shoulders and hits the Boom drop onto Rios. Red rolls in, jumps up and hits the Red Eye onto Kofi. Red slowly makes his way up the ladder. He reaches for the title. He touches it but can't get a hold of it. The 18,000 strong crowd are standing as Red tries to get the title to move around by trying to nudge it. Rios is slowly making his way back in and Kofi is begining to stir. Red tries once more but he can't get it. Red looks down at both Kofi and Rios. He looks once more at the title and jumps, hitting the Infrared onto both Kofi and Rios.

All 3 men are down and the crowd errupts as we see the replay from various angles. Rios is the first man trying to get up as both Kofi and Red are down. Rios moves the ladder a tiny bit and makes his way slowly up the ladder. Rios tries to reach it. He gets a hold of the title but can't unhook it. Red and Kofi are both stirring. Red rolls to the apron and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Kofi begins climbing the ladder. Rios and Kofi battle for the title at the top of the ladder. Rios clockes Kofi with the title and pushes him off the ladder. Kofi falls knee first onto the top rope. Kofi rolls out of the ring. Rios goes for the title again but Red jump from the top rope and drop kicks the ladder, causing it to buckle and snap. Rios lands on his feet and grabs a shattered bit of ladder. Rios throws the piece of ladder at Red but misses. Red hits the Code Red out of nowhere and throws Rios out of the ring. Red gets another ladder, positions it and begins to climb. This time, Red manages to get to the title. He unhooks it and we have a new Unlimited Champion

Winner and new Unlimited Champion - Amazing Red



Red jumps down from the ladder clutching the title. He celebrates with the fans as we go off the air

Furious-Red

We are welcomed to the new and improved FCW live from the RDS Simmonscourt . Pyro and the new theme song for FCW is blared through the arena as we kick off 2011 with a bang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk47ecL1z5w

Opening Segment
Sheamus makes his way down to the ring as the crowd go crazy for the hometown hero. Sheamus says that the fact he was the number 1 pick in the 2011 Draft he should be crowned the new FCW champion , he is quickly interupted by the master of the 619 who should be the champion but he says he wants to beat Sheamus to prove he deserves to be the champion , Sheamus agrees and they both shake hands.

Opening Match
Pope vs X-Pac
Great way to start off the show with the pope being super over and X-Pac being humilated by the Dublin crowd. Great back and forth match with very near falls between both but as X Pac was about to go for the Bronco Buster but Pope moved and hit the DDE for the win

Winner: The Pope
After the match Albert would hit the ring and beat on Pope with X Pac joining in , out of nowhere test then hit the ring to make the save and X Factor ran to the back.............but just as pope was getting to his feet Test would turn around and hit a Massive Boot on Pope



Backstage Segment: John Morrison is being interviewed and said he was looking forward to re-uniting MNM but unfortunately Mercury had missed his flight but will be here next week. Morrison said for now he is going after the gold and thats why he came to FCW for gold and said he will be watching the ME and said whoever wins the FCW Title he will be next in line for a shot but tonight he is issueing an open challenge to anyone in the FCW to face him and he will prove why he will be the next FCW champion

2nd Match:
John Morrison vs Jay Lethal
Jay Lethal took Morrison up on his offer . These men showed the crowd why they are the future of the business and the crowd started chants like "This is awesome" , "FC Dub FC Dub". For some reason Al Snow walked out during the match and said he will take Morrison up on his offer he didnt realise that Lethal had already taken the offer. Snow even had Lethal T Shirt on which distracted Lethal allowing Morrison to hit the Springboard kick followed by the Starship Pain for the win

Winner:John Morrison



Morrison said if Snow wants a chance he can face him next week which Snow agrees to.

Backstage Segment:Rey Mysterio is shown being attacked by a mystery person and is thrown through a pane of class. Morrison chased him away but Mysterio is left in a pool of blood . WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE MAIN EVENT

PROMO: A Promo is shown saying that the DNA of FCW is coming soon

3rd Match
Madison Rayne vs Tara
Both women have a stare down and when the bell rings both go for a clothesline and they knock each other to the ground , for some reason they could not get up before the 10 count

No Contest

After the match Tara and Rayne get on the mic and say that the Dublin crowd do not deserve to see the 2 top women wrestlers in the world go at it and since there is no other women on the roster , no one can do anything about it



Main Event for the FCW Championship
Sheamus vs Rey Mysterio
Sheamus makes his way to ring wondering what will happen with Rey. It is shown on the Screen that Mysterio has been but into a Ambulance and taken away. Sheamus then grabs the belt and declares that he is the rightful champion and he didnt even have to beat some midget in a mask(crowd start to boo) . Sheamus rips into the crowd then saying they should be cheering him since he is the only good thing to come out of this corrupt country since Rory Gallagher.

Winner via forfeit and New FCW Champion:Sheamus

Sheamus walks up the ramp and raises the belt as the crowd are thorn whether to cheer or boo as the show comes to and end



WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH MYSTERIO??????

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK

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FUSION PRO WRESTLING WEEK TWO

Fusion Pro Wrestling is live tonight from Austin Texas! The crowd are red hot and ready to go! The image of Samoa Joe lying in his own blood at the hands of The New Four Horsemen still runs through their head. Samoa Joes music errupts through the arena and the fans are on their feet! Joe comes out to the ring with a focused look on his face, clearly still hurting from last weeks attack. He has massive bruises on his body, but it doesn’t seem to slow him down. He grabs a mic and address the crowd.

“Last week, I was given easily the worse beat down of my entire career. I was knocked out cold, and my own blood was used by Chris Benoit to usher in his crusade against professional wrestling. Chris you kept talking about how you would kill pro wrestling, but the man who represents everything this sport stands for is still breathing.”
“I won’t lie, I’m hurting, but my heart keeps beating and it keeps me going. You see, I love this sport. I live this sport. I AM this sport. And I don’t care if it kills me, but I will do everything I can to stop you and your group from taking this away from these fans.”
“You blame wrestling for everything that has gone wrong with you Chris, but it’s you that is responsible. You lost your wife and son, your friends, your health and your sanity from your own choices, not wrestling. And while you and your cronies are determened to end it all, I’ll make sure to beat some sense into the other two, and then stop you dead in your tracks. Because I am Samoa Joe, and I am pro-wrestling.”

The fans begin to cheer but Benoits music drowns them out and the crowd is rabid. They boo and hearl abuse as The Horsemen as they make their way to the ramp. Benoit has a sick grin on his face as he picks up a mic.

“Such passion Joe, if only you were able to apply it to something logical. You see, I’m not suprised that you do not see the evils of this business, because you are in denial. I have seen so many of my friends die from this so called sport. I have watched as their wives struggle to look after the children that are left behind as there isn’t enough money left to support the family. They didn’t ask for that kind of life Joe, wrestling forced it upon them. And if you still want to defend this rope opera that you love so much, then you are supporting murder Joe. And murders need to be stopped. And we, The New Four Horsemen will not stop until you are gone.”

“Spare me your utter bull**** Benoit. Tonight why don’t you get your ass in this ring and try drop me dead in my tracks?”

The crowd gives a huge pop at the thought of seeing Joe and Benoit go at it. But Chris simply smiles.

“You want a match? Fine, but it won’t be with me. I don’t need to waste my time with someone like you. Eddie Edwards here however is more than able to take you down. And when he does, I’ll be sure to come in and finish the job.”

Benoits music plays and it’s offical, tonight Eddide Edwards takes on Samoa Joe, one-on-one! We cut to a break.

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Match Number One: Takeshi Morishima vs. Chris Hero (With Claudi Castagnoli & Miss Elizabeth)
Both men come to the ring to big responses. But before the match starts, Batistas music plays and he makes his way to the announcers table. He is in an expensive suit with two women hanging onto either arm. Morishima has a confussed look on his face as Hero sees the advantage and pushed him into the corner with rights. Morishima gets the upper hand however and gets a big advantage over Hero. He signals for the Back-Drop Driver but Batista gets up and walks towards the ring. Takeshi begins to yell “What are you doing here?” and suddenly Hero grabs his tights and gets the win with a roll-up.
Winner: Chris Hero via pinfall with a roll-up.
Hero, Castagnoli and Elizabeth all celebrate as they run to the back. Morishima looks pissed and begins to signal for Batista to come into the ring. Batista simply shakes his head and walk to the back as we go to another break.

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Hero is backstage gloathing over how he is now 2-0 in Fusion Pro Wrestling, making him one of the best wrestlers on the roster. Claudio states that Hero got both pin falls after someone else distratced the other wrestler. Hero is taken back by this comment and tells Claudio that he is just jealous that he didn’t get the pin fall last week for their team. Elizabeth says that there is no reason for the two to fight and that next week she’ll book them into another tag match and Claudio can get the pin. They agree and the three walk down the hall.
Elizabeth passes by EL Generico and gives him a quick hello as she passes. Generico blushes and gives a small wave. He backs up and Koloff is standing behind him. Nikita says he is sorry for last week and wants to help Generico win Elizabeth heart. Generico is delighted and Koloff explains that women like that are only interested in two things; strength and money. That’s why Generico should take on Necro Butcher tonight, knock him out and win the $50,000 prize! Generico jumps for joy, agrees and runs to his dressing room to get ready! Koloff smirks and we go to another break.

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As we return, Colt Cabana is already in the ring, with a brand new Good Times, Great Memories stage set up. The crowd chant his name as he turns on his mic.

“Thank you Austin Texas for that beautiful reception! Now, I know people were worried when The New Horsemen jumped me last week and destroyed my set. But thankfully my redundency pay from the WWE came through and I was able to get this great new set! I have faith that Samoa Joe will take care of Benoit, so I’m going to move on from the past and look into the future, and by God I have an exciting guest for you all tonight!”
“I won’t delay this any longer, please welcome the man who made me want to become a wrestler, and is one of the greatest of all time. Please welcome your home town hero, The American Dream Dusty Rhodes!”

The crowd goes insane as Dusty makes his way to the ring. He takes the time to shake every fan at ringsides hands. Colt has a huge grin going from ear to ear, and produces a bicycle from behind the set to Dustys amusement as he shouts “He’s got a bicycle!” The men shake hands as Dusty takes the mic.

“Thank y’all for that warm welcome. I must say it great to be back in my home town of Austin Texas I tell you what. But Colt, I’m sorry but I don’t have alot of time, so I have to get straight to some serious business. I came out here tonight to make an announcement. I have been wrestling for near 50 years. I have seen it all and done it all. I’ve lifted titles, raised hands, kissed girls and had an amazing ride, but it’s about time I called it a day.”
The fans and Colt are in shock, this is not what they were expecting. They slowly begin to chant “one more match, one more match.”
“Y’all must be mind readers because ye seem to know were I’m going with this! Colt, I admire you, and I want to make sure that I have one last match against a great wrestler. So Cabana, would you give me the honor of facing you in my final match?”

The crowd is going nuts and begin to chant Colts name. He is stunned and is slow to speak.

“Sir, it would be an honor to face you at the PPV in four weeks.”

The crowd goes wild as the two men shake hands on it. Dusty talks as he shakes Colts hand.

“You know Cabana, I picked you because you remind me alot of myself at your age. You’re talented, charasmatic and entertaining. You are on the path to living a life just like mine. A life that saw me spending so much time away from my family and kids and left me in agony and with regret, and I need to make sure you don’t do the same thing.”

Dusty suddenly hits Cabana with the bionic elbow which drops Colt. Dusty looks on and unbuttons his shirt, reavealing a Four Horsemen t-shirt. The rest of the group come out to the ring and raise each others hands, revealing that Dusty Rhodes is the fourth horsemen to the shock of the audience as we go to another break.

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Match Number Two: El Generico vs. Necro Butcher.
Generico comes to the ring focused and warming up. He is ready to prove himself and knock out Necro. Butcher comes straight out and laughs. He throws a right at Generico, but he ducks it. He throws a left but he ducks that. Frusrtated, he throws a flurry of wild punches but none find their mark. Generico slides under Necro, runs against the rope and hits a yakuza kick to the back of Necros head!
The match runs like this, with Generico avoding all of Necros strikes with his speed and someone how getting one up on the big man. Generico hits Necro against the turnbuckle and looks to hit the Brainbuster, but Koloff comes running out with a chair, clocks Generico and leaves him for Necro to finished with a Tiger Driver which knocks him out cold.
Winner: Necro Butcher by knock out with the tiger driver.
Koloff stands over Generico, shouting that he is nothing but a boy and he shouldn’t try play with the big boys. We go to the final break as fans look on with concern for Generico.

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Match Number Three: Eddie Edwards vs. Samoa Joe.
Eddie comes to the ring first, alone. Joe wates no time and runs straight into the ring, not even getting time to introduce his name, and grounds Edwards with a shoulder tackle and rights and lefts. The ref pulls him off and he roars in the middle of the ring. He applies an STF onto Eddie but he somehow gets his hand on the ropes. The rest of the Four Horsemen comes out to the ramp, but Joe flips them off and keeps beating down Eddie. As he sets him up for a muscle buster, the Horsemen run to the ring, only for Colt Cabana and two masked men to jump the guard rails and brawl at ringside. Joe laughs and hits the muscle buster for the win.
Winner: Samoa Joe via pinfall with the muscle buster.
The Four Horsemen all retreat back to the entrence ramp as Joe is joined in ring by the four men. A stare down between the two groups finishes the scene!

Cactus Colm

Live from Orlando Florida


Segment One


The arena is dark, when all of a sudden Biscuits and Gravy rings out over the sound system, pyro hits and Jesse and Festus make their first appearance to a rapturous audience.



Festus stands drooling in the ring as Jesse explains, after dominating the tag division of another promotion they have come to CCW prove once and for all they are one of the best tag teams in the world.

But before he can finish his statement, we hear Demolition's music blast, out come Ax, Smash, and Crush, Crush is dragging a ref with him by the scruff of his neck.

You want to prove yourself against the best? Well now's your chance, right here right now. With that Crush forces the ref into the ring.
Fearless Jesse consults the ref, then indicates his agreement to a match. It's Smash and Crush who are wrestling tonight as Ax stays off the apron, supporting his team.

Match One
Jesse and Smash are in the ring to start the match, the bell rings, and Festus is suddenly awake, and obviously eager to get in on the action. Jesse and Smash start wrestling, and there's a good bit of two and fro action, until Smash is able to force Jesse into the corner, thanks to a blow from Crush, Demolition get the upper hand.
Smash and Crush dominate the match until finally Jesse is able to tag out. Festus is in and he brutalises Crush and Smash in a way nobody thought possible. On the outside Ax grabs the ring bell, and smashes it. All of a sudden Festus returns to his vegetive state. Crush and Smash attack Festus like Jackyls, as Ax destroys a still prone Jesse with the bell hammer.

Refs and road agents run out to the ring and try to stop the beatdown, but are unable to prevent a huge amount of damage. Finally Demolition leave the ring, clapping each other on the back. Jesse returns to his feet, but Festus lays still, and eventually is removed on a stretcher.

Michael Cole assures us that we will get updates throughout the night on Festus' condition as the beatdown is replayed.

Segment Two


Eddie Guerrero is backstage with Todd Pettengill, he wants his world title back from randy savage, and he'll do whatever it takes to get it back, he'll lie, he'll cheat, and he'll steal. Eddie doesn't care if he has to go through his former Mamacita to get to Randy. Todd sends the action back to the ring.

Match Two
Tiger Mask v Beetlejuice!


Television Title Match
The kids go mad for Beetlejuice, a bit favourite. The match is fun, with a lot of two and fro action from two great wrestlers. The audience cheers both on and appreciates the skills on display, eventually, Tiger Mask gets the upper hand and wins the match.
After the three count Tigermask raises Beetlejuice's hand, and showing respect to a skillful opponent. But as he raises Beetlejuices hand a name appears on the Titantron... BLACK TIGER ... it shows highlights of this new strange wrestler in action, dominating opponents. The crowd and Tiger Mask watch the impressive moves.

Michael Cole tells us that Festus has made it to the hospital and is in comotose, but stable condition, with Jesse by his side after recieving medical attention of his own.

Segment Three
World Champion Randy Savage and Intercontinental Champion Chyna are backstage. They discuss Chyna's upcoming match with her former lover Eddie Guerrero. Apparently Eddie is only half the man that Randy is, and she will have no problem beating him with Randy supporting her.

Segment Four


Tag team champions Masked Superstar and Super Destroyer are in the ring, getting roundly booed by the crowd. They want challengers for a title match next week, when they don't have to peform infront of an audience as dumb and ugly as this.

Out come the Freebirds, Michael Hayes and Terry Gordy. They want to fight, and they want to fight right now. But Masked superstar is having none of it, not tonight. This crowd of slobs do not deserve to see him and Super Destroyer in action. As Hayes and Superstar talk, Super Destroyer and Bam Bam Gordy face off.
They are interrupted by Smash and Crush of Demolition. They want in. If there's a fight to be had they want to be in it, and they don't care when or where. Masked Superstar and Super Destroyer confer for a moment... and it's agreed, a triple threat match for the tag team titles between them, Demolition, and The Freebirds!
The crowd erupts with excitement, until Superstar finishes his sentance with ... "next week". hayes and Gordy are visibly disgusted. With that distraction Demolition attack the freebirds from behind, Superstar and Destroyer join in, out come the sheepherders to even things up, looks like they're making a stake for a title match too. The four teams brawl for a while before we fade to commercial.

Match Three



nontitle match


We come back, CHyna and Randy Savage hit the ring. They get a very hostile reaction from the crowd. Eddie's music plays, and he appears on the ramp, microphone in hand. IF he's half the man Randy is, then maybe he needs backup from someone who's twice the man Randy is... and with that out comes THE BIG SHOW.


Randy and Chyna are disgusted, as they lose the advantage of an extra person at ringside for the match.

Chyna and Eddie square off in the ring, with MachoMan and Big show standing on either side of the ring. A good contest follows with Eddie maintianing the upper hand for most of the match. Finally Randy can't watch any more and tries to interfere. But Big show stops him. As Show and Macho Man face off Chyna irish whips Eddie into the ref, the ref goes down.
Macho manages to grab a chair and gets in the ring, Big show also has a chair in the ring, randy goes to hit eddie but misses, Eddie knocks randy down, and grabs the chair. Show and Eddie each with a chair in hand face Chyna and Macho Man. The ref stirs, his back to the action. Show and Eddie look at each other, nod, then both hit the canvas with their chairs, and throw them to their opponents, before dropping down to the canvas.

Chyna and MachoMan look confused as they catch the chairs, just before the ref finally turns around. He surveys the scene, seeing Eddie and Show lying prone on the canvas, with Chyna and Randy with chairs in hands, he calls for the bell. The match is ruled a disqualification in favour of Eddie Guerrero, due to the use of a foreign object (and interference).
Chyna and Randy plead with the ref for a moment, Eddie And show roll out of the ring, holding their heads, and celebrate!

The show fades.





Champion
Randy Savage

IC Champion
Chyna

Television Champion:
Tiger Mask

Tag team Champions:
Masked Superstar and Super Destroyer

Roster:
Eddie Guerrero
Big Show
Jesse
Festus
Ax
Smash
Crush
Beetlejuice
Michael Hayes
Terry Gordy
Luke
Butch
RepoMan
Black Tiger
Art Barr

Tag Teams:
The Sheepherders
Demolition (Ax and Smash)
Demolition 2 ( Smash and Crush)
The Freebirds
Eddie Guerrero and Art Barr

campo

WELCOME TO CWA WRESTLING

The current CWA heavyweight champion Mr. Anderson is in the ring he cuts a promo saying that things have changed in CWA that DX have now run off to ruin another federation and that the Russian World Order have realised it is no longer 1980 so there gone back into hibernation waiting on the next cold war, but the one thing that has not changed and that is the CWA champion and the biggest ass hole in pro wrestling is still here
MR. ANDERSON………………ANDERSON….

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No chance that what you got no chance in hell……. The CWA crowd cannot believe it as Vince McMahon comes down to the ring he tells Anderson that indeed a lot has changed in the CWA the main change being that he is now the new owner and chairman of the board of the CWA and as such he feels that the CWA needs a new breed of pro wrestling someone with style, who can be a movie star and don’t mention behind enemy lines 2 to me Ken and that man is Drew McIntyre.

Drew comes down to the ring and runs down Ken and tells him how he is the future of pro wrestling that he is the chosen one but Anderson interrupts him tells him he has no idea what he is talking about as he can’t understand Irish, Drew is furious now and it looks like they are about to come to blows but then Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring he tells Vince that he should be the one challenging Anderson that he knows Vince is not paying all this money for nothing, Vince tells him that he right he not paying all that money for nothing he is paying him all that money to be the most expensive curtain raiser around and tonight Kevin you get to start the 1st CWA so get ready as your match is next.



**commercial break**

Kevin Nash Vs Gillberg

The initial excitement of the crowd thinking it was Goldberg coming out has died down when the realise it is Gilberg luckily for them this match up does not last long as Kevin Nash spends no time in dispatching Gilberg with a jack knife he puts one foot on him ref counts the 3 and Kevin Nash walks out of the ring with a look of disgust in his face.




**don’t try this at home***

Jack Swagger walk towards the ring there is a fan holdin up a sign saying bring bacK BWE Swagger takes it and rips it in halfhe gets into the ring he cuts a promo saying that he has turned his back on other feds and also the UFC to come to the CWA and the fans should be grateful that they get to see a real all American American hero in their midst that in the coming weeks he is going to prove to them what everyone else already knows that he is the greatest wrestler in the world today and also that Mr. McMahon has promised a shot at the now vacant Universal Championship and he plans to take it with both hands

Yokozuna Vs Scotty 2 Hotty

Scotty starts off the match well with some fast kicks to Yokozuna legs but when he goes for a cross body of the rope he runs into trouble as he is splashed Yokozuna drags him over to the corner and hits him with a banzei he gets the win but does not stop there he climbs up the middle rope and hits him with another banzei as he is going for a 3rd Rikishi runs down and gets in between Yokozuna and Scotty 2 Hotty as Scotty stands up Rikishi looks at him puts him up on his shoulder and hits him with a Samoan drop he then goes over to hug Yokozuna



Backstage we see Kevin Nash tearing through the backstage area looking for Vince McMahon as he kicks in a door he gets attacked from behind the in the tussle the camera man fell over so we dont see who attacks him as the camera man gets back up we can see Nash lying in a heap on the floor with just a Yellow N sprayed on his back


The show ends with this...............

JP Liz V1

Part I

LWE - LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment presents it's weekly tv show

Friday Night Ignition

Theme Tune - Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYhiBNugbb4

The show kicks off with the announcers reminding us of General Manager Stepanie McMahon's nuptials in the ring later tonight. Stephanie and Taylor Wilde are shown backstage preparing for the ceremony.

The first match up tonight is Billy Kidman & Paul London V Carlito & Primo Colon. The Colons make their way to the ring and there is a mixed reaction from the crowd for then. Carlito bring his apple to the ring, takes a bite and throws it out of the ring. Billy Kidman and Paul London are out next to a great reaction from the crowd. Carlito and Kidman start the match off plenty of high moves by Kidman who tagged in London and they worked together on Carlito, Kidman went out and left London in to work in Carlito who finally got the upper hand on London and tagged in Primo. Stephanie McMahon comes on titrantron screen and stops the match all the 4 men looked up confused. She told Carlito to pick up any bits of apple that were around the ring or outside as she didn’t want se that rubbish later. Carlito looked angry but she said as she is the GM he is ordered to do this, which he did. The match continued and Carlito walked off and let Primo finish the match by himself. London pinned Primo and picked up the win for his team.
The announcers again remind us of General Manager Stephanie McMahon nuptials later tonight and how she wants everything right for it.

Taylor Wilde is shown backstage and she goes up to Women’s Champion Hamada and tells that she should have accepted Stephanie’s offer of being part of the ceremony. Hamada tells Taylor she don’t do dresses or weddings just fighting for her title in the ring and walks off. Wilde comments to herself that she won’t have the title for too long more and walks off.

Up next is Women’s champion Hamada against a local jobber, the match is over pretty fast with Hamada getting the win the Hamada Driver. After the match Hamada helps the jobber up and raises her hand.

Backstage Primo asks Carlito what happened out there, Carlito tells him enough is enough and walks off.



Roddy Piper makes his way out to ring to large crowd chant, he says that the GM has cancelled tonight’s edition of [/COLOR]Piper's Pit. He says he don’t care as he is here in the ring with a mic and has a lot to say. He says his guest was going to be the current WHC champion Chris Jericho but he didnt think Jericho was there tonight.



With that out comes the Champion to the ring with title in hand. Roddy says he didn’t think Chris would be here tonight. Chris says that despite all that has happened in the past he wishes Stephanie all the best even if she did slip him a roofie and kidnap him. Jericho gets chills as he talks about waking up next to the beast. Roddy asks if he brought a wedding present for her and Jericho says he did, him and his band Fozzy will play The Number of the Beast for Steph tonight. Roddy smirks and says he was asked to give her away but declined the offer. Jericho jokes that he thought King Kong had that job. As Roddy and Jericho joke, Stephanie once again comes on screen angry and orders them both to leave the ring and arena as they are not welcome tonight. Roddy tells Steph that he will play nice and will give her away if she still wants. Steph tells Roddy she dont need him and again demands that they leave the ring. Jericho tells Steph he knows who she is marrying and puts up a picture on the screen



Angry she orders them to leave the ring or she will get security to escort them out. Roddy exits to the ring and walks up the ramp. Jericho tells him to stay but Roddy keeps walking.

Three masked men come through the crowd hit the ring and take down Jericho with a chair. Piper looks around and sees what is happening and runs back to the ring to help and they three men run back through the crowd. Stephanie still on screen smiling orders tells security to get Piper and Jericho out of the ring and arena.

TBC...............................................................

campo

We open the show with the scenes of last week with Kevin Nash getting a beat down by a unknown asailaints when we come back we see Wade Barrett, Brett Dibiase and Michael McGillicuty in the ring.
Barrett cuts a promo saying that the NEW NEXUS have come to the CWA and last week Kevin Nash got a little taste of what of things to come he says a great man had asked them to come to CWA a man who put the WWE on the map a former world champion and who lets just see has plenty of heat for Nash, just then Kevin Nash comes out and goes down to ringside he has a mic and tells Barrett that McMahon may have brought them to CWA but he will run them out of here.

He gets into the ring flings Dibiase over the top rope , Mcgillicuty takes a run at Nash but is only met with a big boot Barrett takes this oppurtunity to get out of the ring and escapes throw the crowd with Nash looking on daring him to come back.



***Commercial break***

Back from the break and we see Scotty 2 Hotty in the office of Vince McMahon he demands a match up against Rikishi tonight, McMahon tells him that he has enough on his plate with Nexus and that bloody ass hole but it is his funeral if he wants Rikishi he has got it

Rikishi Vs Scotty 2 Hotty

Scotty looks really pumped up for this match and does not waste any time attacking Rikishi he uses his speed to avoid Rikishi’s attacks after some stiff uppercuts to Rikishi he hits him with a drop kick and then goes for the worm as the crowd are chanting W…O…R…, Yokozuna comes from the back but someone hits him from behind with a chair we do not get to see who does this Scotty hits the worm and goes for the cover and takes the win.

Winner: Scotty 2 Hotty



Mr Anderson comes into the ring he is wearing a green bay packers shirt he introduces himself as hailing from the Superbowl champions home town Green Bay, Wisconsin he states that just like the Green Bay packers he will not back down from any fight and if the highlander would like to face him then to take off his skirt get in the middle of the ring and just try take this belt from him, McIntyre makes his way to the ring but Vince McMahon stops him and tells him that this Green Bay crowd does not deserve to see a World Championship bout but if Anderson is in the mood for some action tonight then he can face Jack Swagger, and Drew he can show off just why he is the chosen one by facing Gilberg.

Backstage
Todd Grisham is doing a interview with Jerry Lyinn who explains that he has come to CWA for one reason and one reason only to show the wrestling world just what he is made off he knows the comepetition may be tough but he is not hear to take autographs and his talking will be in the ring starting next week when he faces Jack Swagger for the Universal title.

Drew McIntyre Vs Gilberg

A easy match for Drew here as he gets to show his full array of talents against Gilberg who gets very little attacks in himself, Drew finishes with the future shock but after the match ends he continues to beat down on Gilberg until refs and security break it up, McIntyre looks at the camera as he is leaving and says Take a good look at your future Ken…
Winner: Drew McIntyre




Backstage
Wade Barrett is on the phone as we here is conversation, what do you mean ye are not coming here after all....Another Nexus we are Nexus the real Nexus and since ye are not NEXUS ye are against us, Oh and Gabriel make sure take plenty of Vitamins and say your prayers just like Hulk tells ye but pray that we don’t decide to come over there and destroy ye……

Mr. Anderson Vs Jack Swagger

The crowd are big time behind Anderson but both men put on a great show as the match swings back and forth, Swagger takes the upper hand and works on Kens legs to set him up for a ankle lock but Ken comes out fighting swinging with hard right hooks to Swaggers chin, it goes to the outside and Ken smashes Swaggers head against the ring post he hi fives the assholes in crowd, but takes his eye off Swagger who grabs a chair and smashes against Anderson the ref calls for the bell but Swagger does not stop soon McIntrye runs down and joins in but out of the crowd to the Amazement of the crowd comes Anotonio Inoki,

Swagger and McIntyre immediatly back away as Inoki walks towards him.

The show ends with Inoki staring down the two men.

Furious-Red

We are once again welcomed to the RDS for the FCW Live on RTE 2 .

Opening Segment
Footage of Mysterio being put into the ambulance last week , We get an update on Mysterio saying Rey has recovered but is still in a bad way and will be kept in for more tests.

Sheamus walks to ring with his new Championship and gets on the mic



He says he had nothing to do with with happened to Rey last week and wants to set the record straight , but also was glad to not have to embarass Rey by beating last week and he would have still ended up in hospital .
Morrison's music hits and gets in Sheamus's face and says he knows Sheamus was involved with Mysterio last week , but does say that since Rey is out of action for the time being that he wants his title shot which angers Sheamus but agrees.

Opening Match:
Test vs Jay Lethal
Lethal has the disadvantage but also has the speed to get away from Test , Test gets very cocky pushing Lethal around but Lethal would use his speed and kicks to get near falls on Test. In the end just as it looked liked Lethal was gonna get hit with the big boot......Al Snow ran into the ring and took the boot instead of Lethal which had everyone confused including Test , this allowed Lethal to get a quick roll up and the win

Winner: Jay Lethal


Lethal was confused as he won but Snow had a grin (maybe making up for last week)

Backstage Segment
Mercury arrives but gets talking to Sheamus as they laugh and talk , Morrison see's this and confronts Mercury who just laughs it off but does recommend not to face Sheamus tonight because he Will REGRET it . Morrison says nothing will stop me from becoming the FCW Champion

Second Match:
X-Pac/Albert vs Pope/???
X Factor come to the ring with Tara/Madison under their arms for some extra S*X Factor. Pope is out next and cuts a promo on all 4 of them saying did they pick up those women from Moore St after albert getting carried away with the 4 for €2 offer???? to the delight of the Dublin Crowd but he does not forget to announce his partner for tonight....................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw

MONTY BROWN IS IN FCW

Really good tag match lots of tags , eventually Monty would get distracted by Madison allow X Factor to take control of the match until Albert would go for a Body Splash off the top rope Monty would move and slowly make the tag to a fresh Pope as the crowd go crazy pope cleans house until once again Madison gets involved while Tara threw a chair to X Pac but just as he was about to use it Monty hits a pounce out of nowhere sending him over the top rope barely missing Tara/Madison , Monty would then get hit with a Bicycle Kick , while the red was distracted Pope threw the chair into Albert and hit the DDE for the win

Winners: The Pope and Monty Brown

Post Match: Tara/Madison get in the ring and Low Blow Monty/Pope as Test hits the ring and along with X Factor beats down Monty/Pope , Lethal followed by Snow hit the ring to help to clean house as all the faces stand tall.

Big Announcement
8 Man Royal Rumble to Crown 1st FCW IC Champion

Lethal vs Test vs Pope vs X-Pac vs Albert vs Monty vs Snow vs ?????????

Backstage Segment:
Mercury is still trying to tell Morrison not to face Sheamus he is too dangerous but Morrison keeps saying he has to do this to become champion and walks away , Mercury says while he walks away your gonna regret this

Main Event for the FCW Championship
Sheamus(c) vs John Morrison
Morrison goes straight for Sheamus which leads to Sheamus bailing out of the ring until Morrison follows him and goes after him. Sheamus would gain control after Morrison would go for a Springboard Cross Body but Sheamus would get his foot up. The beat down would continue for a good while although Morrison would not tap or give up which started to make Sheamus even more angry . Sheamus would gain control after being set up for a Celtic Cross he would wiggle his way onto the top rope lead into a tornado ddt. Both men are down Morrison then got in control and was closing into becoming Champion but as he was about to hit the springboard kick he would hit the sheamus who knocked into the ref but Morrison didnt notice and hit the Starship Pain but there was no ref . Mercury hit the ring with a new ref but would only get a 2 count , Morrison would set up for another SSP but Sheamus kicked the ref into the ropes causing Morrison to fall , Mercury would have enough and grab the belt and get in the ring and was about to hit Sheamus with the belt but instead just handed the belt to Sheamus and Sheamus hit Morrison for a DQ

Winner Via DQJohn Morrison



Mercury got back in the ring and started shouting I SAID YOU WOULD REGRET as Mercury laid into Morrison followed by a Brogue kick . Mercury would put the final touch with a double underhook DDT onto the belt which busted Morrison up to end the show

Mr.Nice Guy

*thanks CMPunked for the sig

We are live tonight from Nashville, Tennessee.

Opening
The show opens with Cornette appearing and reminding fans, as announced at the press conference, an 8 man Royal Rumble-style main event will tonight determine the #1 contender for Triple H's World Title at Wrestlemania.



Cornette says management has told him the eighth entrant tonight is a mystery and fans will have to wait and see who it is. He talks about the Nasty Boys coming to the company and says he thought Knobbs had settled on a career in Reality TV. He says he heard Knobbs didn't like hanging out at the beach because Greenpeace kept trying to push him back into the ocean (Conan O'Brien joke). He says he and Sags could work on a new show - Free Willy the later years 'and I'll let you keep the f*ckin royalties for that you dumbasses'.

Cornette said he has no idea how they ended up in the company but he intends to make sure they are not at Wrestlemania.

*The Nasty Boys Music hits*



Knobbs says he hates to be the bearer of bad news but they have a very good chance of being at Wrestlemania. Why Jimbo? Because tonight they have a title shot against Magnum TA and Jim Duggan and there's nothing Cornette can do about it because the powers that be authorised it. Cornette asked what powers. Sags said there are forces at work that Cornette doesn't understand but they are winning the titles and going on to Wrestlemania.

"Oh you didn't know..." (The New Age Outlaws appear)



Road Dogg says the Nasty Boys getting a title shot is BS because they are the number 1 contenders and the first in line for a shot. Knobbs laughed and said they should speak with their D-X leader HHH because it was he that wanted them out of the match tonight so the Outlaws could be in the Rumble match. Dogg and Gunn look at each other in shock as the Nasty Boys laugh and we go to commercial.

Backstage segment
Dogg and Gunn storm in. Hunter tells Billy some girl has been leaving him texts on Billy's phone. 'Aw ffs, again?' Road Dogg says never mind about that and demands to know did Hunter pull them out of the match? Hunter says he pulled some strings and got them out of it unbeknownst to Cornette. He says the Outlaws need to prevent Christian becoming number 1 contender after the trash he's been talking and says if an Outlaw wins the match they can keep the title in D-X. He tells them to get ready for the main event later. The Outlaws look unimpressed.

The Nasty Boys vs Magnum TA and Jim Duggan (Tag Team Titles)

The Nasty Boys come out to jeers. 'Go back to SWF' screams a fan. 'Hey Nasties, WECWF & BWA now hiring' reads a sign. They are not being made very welcome. In contrast, the champs come out to huge cheers. Magnum has a large female fanbase whilst Duggan often carries his US flag to the ring.

The match is hard-hitting and goes back and forth with Magnum and Duggan taking control near the finish. There is a ref bump and the Nasties go to use the tag titles as a weapon on Magnum but Duggan pulls out his 2x4 and they drop the gold and back off. Suddenly someone charges into the ring and attacks Duggan. He pulls off his baseball cap - it's Bruiser Brody!

* Flashback* Brody has been one of the monster heels of MNG but he has been absent several months in Japan. Fans wondered would he ever return...

Brody knocks Duggan down but turns his attention towards Magnum TA. He begins hitting him with vicious headbutts and busts Magnum open. He picks up the 2x4 from Duggan and beats on Magnum mercilessly. 'What is this about?!' screams J.R.? After the assault Brody leaves. Knobbs realises the referee is recovering and that Magnum is the legal man. He covers Magnum as the referee slowly begins to count.

1 - 2- (the fans scream nooo!) - 3.

We have new tag team champions - The Nasty Boys! 'I don't believe this!' screams J.R. 'Damn it! Damn it!' The Nasty Boys cheer as the fans start throwing anything they can get their hands on. One large fan tries to enter the ring but security prevent him.

Winners and new tag team champions: The Nasty Boys

Backstage
Duggan clutches his head as EMTs help Magnum into the ambulance. Duggan goes with his friend. Some girls are there crying. Cornette is there too and looks very solemn and dejected. Christian walks into view and Cornette says the f*cking lunatics are starting to run this place. If one of those Outlaws win the match tonight then D-X will be guaranteed to keep the World Title in their ranks. Wrestlemania will be ruined. Christian says to relax because his peeps are going to see him wipe the smile off of big nose's face. Cornette says he hopes so.

The main event - Royal Rumble match to determine the #1 contender at WM

As the announcer explains the rules, HHH's music hits.



Triple H sits down at ringside and is apparently going to observe proceedings out here. We await the first entrant:

Entrant # 1 - Christian



Entrant # 2 - Vader

*Flashback* - Christian and Vader had a bitter feud for several months which reminded fans of Vader's acclaimed feud with Sting in WCW . Vader had been undefeated but Christian delivered him his first defeat in MNG.

The two tie up and Vader gains control. Triple H looks on smiling outside as the announcers wonder if Vader will take out Christian without the Outlaws. Christian however fights back and almost has Vader over the ropes! New entrant coming now - 10, 9, 8 ...

Entrant # 3 - Billy Gunn



Gunn gives Hunter a glare and goes to work on Christian, thus giving Vader a breather. Gunn hits Christian with the Fame-Asser. 'Surely Christian must be done now' say the announcers. Gunn goes to throw him out but Vader pushes him aside as he wants to do the honours. Gunn shoves Vader back as Hunter shouts at him to knock it off. Vader and Gunn are nose to nose and now they go at it. Hunter does his trademark flip out on the outside shaking his head and stomping around. Vader hits the Vader Bomb on poor Billy. 10, 9, 8, ...

Entrant # 4 - Jumbo Tsuruta



Jumbo enters and has a face-off with Vader. The crowd rise to their feet and the two men go at it.

*Flashback* Jumbo entered the company and was initially treated as a heel. He gradually won the hostile fans over and is now a popular babyface

Christian recovers and hits the Unprettier on Billy. He does the D-X suck it to Hunter on the outside who goes crazy. Another entrant coming...

Entrant # 5 - Road Dogg



Now the outlaws are at their full compliment. Dogg also gives Hunter a glare and goes immediately after Christian. They begin double-teaming him. Jumbo tries to help but Vader beats on him. The commentators suggest Jumbo should let Christian be eliminated but J.R. asks wouldn't the Outlaws then turn their attentions towards Jumbo? Dogg hits a pumphandle drop on Christian. No one has been eliminated yet but Christian looks awfully close! 10, 9, 8...

Entrant # 6 - Barry Windham



The well liked babyface IC Champion Barry Windham enters and immediately goes after the Outlaws to help out Christian. He then faces off against Vader.

*Flashback * Windham has had history with Vader also and the two are on bad terms. Vader beat him viciously on Vader's debut in the company

There is now fighting all around the ring. Still no one has been thrown over the rope as yet. Here's the countdown again. 10,9,8...

Entrant # 7 - Bruiser Brody

The crowd rises as the maniacal heel Brody comes down. They jeer him after what he did to Magnum TA. He assaults everything that moves. Suddenly there is a stand-off with him and Vader. The crowd goes nuts and the two big tough heels go at it. Brody throws Christian out...or thinks he does as Christian hangs on! Christian has taken a lot of punishment here. Windham tries to cut off Brody's momentum and manages to take him off his feet. He knocks down a few more people and has a stand-off with Christian. The fans cheer big time as the two most popular babyfaces look at each other. They shrug and both exchange blows. But the Outlaws break it up before it really gets interesting. The final entrant is coming in. The surprise entrant to the company and it's...

Entrant # 8 - The Black Scorpion?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2MYAzUHwWg

Two guys in a black scorpion outfit come out. The one in front calls out for Windham with a weird voice. 'Windham...! Don't you recognise me? You thought the Black Scorpion was Ric Flair did you? You thought wrong! Sting is not the target of my pain...!' The fans are thinking WTF? J.R. asks is this a bad joke? This weird individual gets in the ring and proceeds to target Windham. He clotheslines Windham over the rope and eliminates himself in the process - Mick Foley-style. We now have our first eliminations.

Barry Windham and er...The Black Scorpion...have been eliminated.

The two masked individuals beat the hell out of Windham and brawl to the back. We now have six of the eight participants left in the Rumble. Vader meanwhile has Christian on the mat who is now the longest in this match at nearly thirty minutes. Vader goes up to do a moonsault but Jumbo rushes over and pushes the monster off!

Vader has been eliminated



Vader is pissed off on the outside and starts smashing stuff as several referees try to convince him to leave. The crowd chant 'hey, hey goodbye' at him. Brody clotheslines Jumbo and beats on the Outlaws. Hunter shouts 'No!' but Brody lifts Christian up over his head so Hunter says 'Wait, I mean yeah!' Suddenly there is a commotion and out comes Magnum TA bandaged and bloody. He rushes down to get payback on Brody and the two have a brawl. Referees restrain Magnum as Brody laughs at him. However Christian comes from behind and dumps Brody out to a huge cheer!

Bruiser Brody has been eliminated



Brody and Magnum brawl their way to the back.

We are now down to four contenders for the World Title - Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, Jumbo Tsuruta and Christian. The Outlaws face off against Christian and Jumbo as the four men brawl. Christian and Jumbo get the advantage and are left standing and then Jumbo tosses Christian out...but again Christian hangs on. It's every man for himself now. Billy hits a dropkick on Tsuruta knocking him down. As Christian tries to get back in the ring, Hunter jumps on the apron and grabs Christian. He tells the Outlaws to dump Christian out. They both run to clothesline Christian but he ducks and they knock Hunter off the apron. Christian then throws the two Outlaws out!

Road Dogg and Billy have been eliminated

The three members of D-X start arguing on the outside and nearly come to blows. The referees get sick of this and tell them all to get out of here!

The fans cheer and sing goodbye to the three men. Now we are down to just two number one contenders for the World Title - Jumbo Tsuruta and Christian. The fans start chanting for Christian who has now been in the longest with well over thirty minutes. He has taken the most punishment too. Both men square off and exchange punches. Jumbo hits Christian with several clotheslines and an exhausted Christian is left leaning on the ropes gasping for air. Jumbo signals a big clothesline to finish it off but Christian ducks and pulls down the rope as Jumbo flies over!

Jumbo Tsuruta has been eliminated - Christian is the number 1 contender



Christian's music plays as the peepulation celebrates. Jumbo climbs back in the ring and raises Christian's arm in the air in a show of respect. HHH then walks back out and stands at the top of the ramp. He stares at Christian who looks back and makes the belt gesture, pointing to the Wrestlemania logo.

The show goes off the air with the announcers wondering what will happen next as we head along the road to Wrestlemania!

waltersobchak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxncJ_UWyg

WECWF Opens with a Video from Eric Bischoff...



"I've said if before and i'll say it again.. WECWF won the Monday Night War.. Hogan is gone from MNG.. McMahon is gone from the BWA.. That means we're the last one's standing.. Jim Cornette for the record, i've had sh*ts, whose opinion i respected more than you, you inbred fu*k.. So with that i welcome you to WECWF!"




WECWF World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle is in the ring.. "Its almost exactly a year to the day since i won this title, And winning it has come with the responsibility and dedication thats been the hallmark of my illustrious career thus far.. And everyone single one of you know its true.. Its Damn True.."Before Angle can finish his words, the music of Andre the Giant interupts him..





Andre arrives to the ring with the formidable Bobby Heenan by his side..
Angle is completely dwafted by the impossing Giant..
"Angle.. You All American Asshole, you may have had that pretty little title around your shoulder for the best part of a year, but you havent had to come up against an obstacle the size of Andre before.. And i can promise you one thing thats true, Thats damn true. At Mayhem Rising II, Andre the Giant will end your career" Andre laughs maniacllly as Angle looks on with a obvious fear..

Eric Bischoff comes out to join the 3 men in the ring.. "This.. THIS is why WECWF is the greatest Wrestling Promotion on the Planet.. And i LOVE This potential between you two guys, Its sooooo good that, i can almost taste the money.. So later tonight we'll have an offical contract signing.. Which by the way, if anyone decides to interupt, will be fired on the spot.. "



Opening Match
Juventud Guerrera vs Jobber

Fast paced match up with Juvie winning with the 450 splash..

Winner... Juventud Guerrera

After the match Juventud, motions to the camera, and says.. "Finally.. The Juice.. Has Come Back... To W.. E.. C.. W.. F"



The WECWF's generiac interview guy is backstage with Prince Devitt "And Prince, Im going to start this off by asking you the thing that every Wrestling Fan wants to know.. Why did you choose to leave Japan and Finally come to North America, and wrestle for WECWF??"

"Well its simple, WECWF is the best place to Wrestle on the Planet.. And i proud to have the opportunity to further my Wrestling Journey.. Right here.." As Devitt finished the final word.. The British Bulldogs show up and walk onto the interview set, walking into Devitt whilst scarstically saying "Paddy" before walking off..

Devitt doesnt look happy..

MATCH Number 2.
Prince Devitt vs Jobber

Another quick Match-Up with Devitt winning with the Princes Throne..

Winner.. Prince Devitt

The Bulldogs are shown watching the match backstage, laughing loudly to one another





Eric Bischoff is in his Office, when Nick Bockwinkle enters with Bobby Heenen by his side.. "Jesus Heenan, is there anyone you're not wheasling up to?" "Wow.. Thats brilliant Bischoff, how many writers did you hire to write you up that one?"




Bockwinkle interups "Let me interject Gentlemen, Mr Bischoff im both proud and honored to be here, and to prove it i'd like to offer you this.." Bockwinkle pulls an old AWA belt, out from a sophisticated looking leather bag.. " Bischoff muses for a second.. "So whats in it for you Nick?" "Well Eric id like the opportunity to defend this wonderful title again, and where better to do it than here?" Bischoff pauses and says "Let me think about it"






MAIN EVENT...
Masato Tanaka vs. Hayabusa


Both men get plenty of offence in with one another, including Tanaka putting Hayabusa through a table, but it wasnt enough as Hayabusa hits the Falcon Splash for the 3 count.

Winner.. Hayabusa

Both men embrace after the match up and raise each others hand to salute the crowd. As Hayabusa exits the ramp, Juventud Guerrea hits him from behind with a steel chair. And screams that Hayabusa doesnt deserve to wear a mask...

THIS WEEKS MUSICAL GUESTS AT THE WARZONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO-yN7bEEig

As we return from Commercial a red carpet, desk and 4 chairs have been set up in the ring with Bischoff, Heenan, Angle and Andre occupying the places. Bischoff begins with "Lets get this show on the road, and hands Andre the contract, who immediately whispers in the ear of Heenan, and without hesitation signs on the dotted line, Angle shaking his head, is left with no Choice but to follow suit. "And there we have it ladies and Gentlemen, the Main Event for Mayhem Rising II is now offical! In four weeks time it'll be Angle vs. Andre for The WECWF World Heavyweight Title...



A familair musical entrence is played over the P.A sending the Hammerstein Ballroom into raptures!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOGXeGMH6_U

Bischoff looks shocked as Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring, And from out of nowhere the Elimators take out Bischoff with Total Elimination!



Heyman grabs a microphone from ringside... And gets ring in the face of the now unconcious Bischoff.. "Hello again... ERIC.. It would be very Very Predictable of me to just "Invade" WECWF wouldn't it?? And guess what? That would also be very stupid of me.. This isnt ECW or WCW but now im taking over control of this promotion from the inside.. And theres nothing you can do about it.. " Heyman drops the mic on Bischoff's face, as he solutes the fans.

CMpunked

CMW revolution week 2
Madison Square Garden, New York City.

Our show opens with a video package recapping last week’s action in Dublin, Ireland.
John Cena’s opening battle against RVD, Umaga being stretchered into an ambulance, Sky kissing Santino followed up by Cody hitting the Cross Rhodes, package ends with Hogan’s speech being interrupted by NEXUS and Cena following them out to a car and they speed away.

Pyro hits off all around the arena as Anthrax’s ‘Madhouse’ plays around the arena.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

(skip to 24seconds)

Opener

Michael Cole and The King welcome us to CMW Revolution!
Cole: “We are live coming to you tonight from a packed sold out Madison Square Garden” King: “New York, New York, a city so good they named it twice!”
Cole runs down the card for tonight. We have our tag team championship match, Santino & Kozlov vs Priceless.
John Cena will get a chance to finish what he didn’t get to last week, later on. And to assure there will be no interruptions, NEXUS have been banned from the building by our chairman, Mr McMahon. Also tonight Raven will make his CMW debut, and with the hardcore title on the line 24/7, we have no idea who his opponent could be.

Priceless theme is met with a chorus of boos from the live crowd as priceless and the beautiful people enter the ring in their new way. The referee demands that the beautiful people aren’t allowed at ringside during the match. Cody says that’s fine, they aren’t here to be at ringside.. Sky and Love leave by the steps beside the announcers desk and walk over to the king who starts getting very excited “Oh come over here, you can sit on my knees, the two of you!” Love asks king can they be guest commentary while pouting her lips and pushing together her assets. Cole shouts “NO!” “Shut up Cole!!” King barks back. “Sure ladies you can, sit right down here, I wouldn’t want to come between you, but I will for the time being!”
Santinos music hits and Kozlov and Santino come out on the stage. Santino is holding his belt in one hand and a single rose in the other. He has a smitten look on his face. (:o) He and Kozlov walk down to the ring, all the while focused on the commentary desk. He walks around the ring and kozlov gets up on the side of the ring at the ramp staring down priceless. Santino sees Sky and he flutters his eyelashes. He hands sky the rose as he acts playful while she looks really confused. Love laughs “I think you have a crush!” Santino then reaches down the side of his top and pulls out a valentine’s card. On the front it reads “Sky and Santino” he hands it to Velvet too. Kozlov climbs in and starts the attack on Cody, Ref calls for the bell.

Santino & Kozlov (C ) vs Priceless for the CMW Tag titles.

Kozlov and Cody start the match up. Santino walks around to his spot on the apron beside the entrance ramp.

Kozlov gets the upperhand on cody early, repeatedly drilling him with headbuts and punches. Go for the pin, easy kick out by Rhodes. Rhodes rolls to the corner and tags in his partner.
Ted comes in running and blasts the Moscow mauler with a dropkick knocking him to the canvas. Ted gets cocky and attempts the fist drop on vlad. But kozlov jumps up and while Ted is falling toward him, he grabs and gives Ted a ferocious belly to belly suplex.

He walks over and tags in santino. King jokes “Hey velvet, here comes your boyfriend. It’s a good thing im not the jealous type!” Love also points out that when they are entering with priceless they will be now known as Beautifully Priceless!.
Santino goes on the offence with Ted still on his back, he picks up him and slams him back down with a jawbreaker. He tries to get Sky’s attention and starts doing a hulk Hogan pose. Dibiase gets up behind him and dropkicks him out of the ring. Ref starts a 10 count.

Ted tags in Cody. Santino rolls and jump up looking embarrassed at Sky. Referee gets to 3 and kozlov tries to get out to him but cody pulls him with an arm drag. Ted gets to santino on the outside and knocks him down and applies the million dollar dream. Santino starts to fade out at the 5 count, he calls to sky to help him. King and Love laugh but Sky looks on kind of worryingly. The Ref counts to 10 and calls for the bell!

Winner of the match: Priceless!

Ted lets go of Santino, he gets in the ring and celebrates with Cody as Kozlov goes to check on Santino. Angelina and Love leave the booth and join them in the ring. The referee is talking to Tony Chimel as he announces that Priceless are the winners of the match, but as a result of a count out, the tag title champions are still Santino and Kozlov. Beautifully Priceless’ arms fall back down by their sides as Kozlovs music starts to play. “What?! This is Bull****” Ted exclaims. His rant is bleeped out. Kozlov and santino are handed their belts as santino staggers to his feet. Beautifully priceless storm out of the ring but sky keeps looking back at santino.

Santino blows a kiss to sky as she has a faint smile before walking behind the curtain.

We go to Shane McMahon backstage and he is walking backstage, Matt Striker walks up beside him, walking alongside him he asks about how he is going to ensure that NEXUS don’t enter the building tonight. Shane stops, smiles and says to striker, “follow me.”

He walks out a security door where there are two security men inside and two outside. He Walks into a car park where a car is pulling up.

The shutter door closes behind as NEXUS step out of the car. “Thanks for sending a car for us boss, we knew you would see things our way.”
“No problem boys.” They go to walk into the arena but the two big burly security men stop them.
“Whats going on shane?!”. Shane laughs. “You see, I sent you the car tonight because I wanted to be sure you would arrive here tonight after everyone else had.”
Heath asks “Ok, why?” “Because I wanted to make sure you had no way out.”
Shane says that now they will have to stay in the car park for the rest of the evening, under the watchful eye of his two friends. “The shutter door will not be opened for anyone until the end of the show. So you will just have to wait it out. Oh, while you’re here you can watch whats going on from inside the show on this television. I hear John Cena is making the announcement that you two tried to stop him from making. Enjoy the show guys!” Shane walks back through the door laughing at NEXUS.
They throw one of their bags but the door closes and it hits the outside.

End of part 1!

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When we return John Cenas music opens the second part of our show.


Cena comes to the ring and says “Its time to get down to business. No interruptions, no distractions. I’m here for one thing and one thing only. Something that I didn’t have the pleasure to do last week because of those two disrespectful sons of bitches who are now watching this through a grainy black and white monitor in the cold car park! HIIII GUYYYS!” Shot shows NEXUS sitting on the hood of a car watching the show. Gabriel gets off the car and kicks the wing mirror off out of frustration.
Cena: “Ok, enough giving them airtime.. I cant do this on my own so I would ask you, all the Cenanation..” All the older marks boo but the younger audience cheer. “… And especially all you HULKAMNIACS!” Everyone cheers. “To welcome the one and only, the immortal icon, Hulk Hogan!

Hogan’s music plays. He walks out and down to the ring. He climbs in and poses for the crowd on all sides. All the while Cena is standing in the corner applauding.
Hulk takes a mic. Hogan chants start. “I gotta tell you something Brother, I’m excited to be standing in the ring with you, many times in my life I have drawn strength from all the hulkamanics that cheer me on, and I don’t think I have experienced the same effect being replicated until I seen the reaction you got last week and tonight. That’s why im asking all the hulkamaniacs to become part of the cenation, if you cheer for me, you cheer for him too. You have it kid, you are the embodiment of hulkamania. Hustle, loyalty, respect? That’s this generations Train, Prayers and Vitimans Dude!”
But you said you would like to ask me something last week and as you said, we have no interruptions, go for it kid.”

“Well Hulk first off I want to say congratulations on being this years inductee to the CMW Legends Society. Its a height only the best of the best should be in, one day maybe ill be in it.” “No doubt you will.” “Thanks. But my question to you is that WrestleZone is coming up soon and I wanted to issue a challenge.” Cole: “No way. Is, is he going to…” King: “Seriously cole, let him speak” Cena: “My issue is straight forward. With the blessing of the chairman, Mr. McMahon, I would like to propose that the main event at WrestleZone be the dream match, John Cena…” John looks around at the crowd “…taking on the Hulkster!” Crowd goes mental! Hulk looks shocked and surprised. “Wow brother. That’s a big one! But I have to be honest. I wanted to come to CMW, be involved at wrestlezone, meet some of you younger guys and then ride off into the sunset. Because tonight I was going to announce my retirement from the ring. Starting immediately.”
John looks cut up at Hulks announcement. :eek:
“Are you rejecting the match?!” “Im sorry john, I have to.” Crowd boos. A few fans at ringside start a chant. “One more match…. One more match…. One more match!”

This stops Cena from saying what he was about to say.
Hulk looks around at the fans. “You know something?!... These Hulkamaniacs have once again energised me! Cena, I can only answer your question, With a question!..” Cena smiles widely. “WHATCHA GONNA DO.. WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU… At WrestleZone 2011?! YOUR ON!!”
Hogan grabs Cenas arm and holds it up in a winner of the match fashion. He then proceeds to copy John’s You cant see me taunt at Cena. This leads us into the break.

End of part 2!

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We return from the break and Cole and King hype how the main event for WrestleZone 2011 has been agreed on. Cole points it out that next week there will be the contract signing between the two men and Shane McMahon will moderate the proceedings. King says he believes this could be the biggest match in wrestling history. A match of such calibre should only happen on the biggest stage in wrestling today: CMW!


Up next is an open challenge for the hardcore title.
King and Cole go over the fact that Raven has been somehow lying low for the whole show as to only survive until this match. King says that there is a very good possibility that he has already been beaten by someone else. Cole: “Apparently our cameras have caught up with Raven. This match wont be long starting when his opponent sees where he is.

We see a shot on the roof of the building. It is getting dark. Raven is standing with a kendo stick in his hand and his gold around his waist. With his back to the camera he holds the kendo stick right out as he is doing his raven pose. A raven comes and lands on his kendo stick and flies off again. He laughs as he starts to walk towards the roof access door. He quickly runs along the corridors and around the corners before walking up to a merch stand where there are a few fans waiting around. He walks down one of the tunnels and arrives at the top of a set of stairs in the middle of the crowd.

His music then plays and he walks down to the ring. Fans pull off him but he shrugs them away with a grunt.
He jumps the barrier but instead of getting in the ring he gets under the ring. Raven starts pulling out weapons. Chairs, tables, a baseball bat, a trash can.
Tony chimel announces his opponent.

CMW Hardcore title match. Raven vs. ?

RVD’s music plays. Raven sits in the corner. Facing the entrance ramp. Suddenly RVD emerges from the crowd also and jumps from the barrier to the ring apron and then up to the top rope.
He attempts to go for the van terminator immediately. Raven jumps up and swings his kendo stick in RVD’s stomach as he flies through the air. Raven sets up the table on the side of the ring.

Rob gets to his feet and starts attacking raven with the bin. RVD throws a chair towards raven, raven catches the chair but RVD slams him with a kick through the chair. RVD sets up raven on the table and climbs the turnbuckle to attempt the 5 star frog splash. RVD jumps but again raven moves and one set of legs fall from under the table. Raven picks up rob and he hits him with the raven effect onto the table, destroying the table. He makes the pin and the ref confirms the 3 count.

Winner of the match and still Champion: Raven

Raven grabs his belt and makes his way through the side entrance to the tron. The commentators speculate how he obviously trying to make a quick getaway.

End of part 3!

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Back from our final break and we see heath slater and Justin Gabriel still in the car park. Heath now has a plank of wood and is smashing the windows on a limo. Gabriel is standing on the bonnet as we see the number plate “OMAC”. This is obviously Shane’s limo.

Gabriel’s phone rings in his pocket.
“What?” “No, why would we want to join you there?!” “Listen Wade, WE are the real nexus, we are stronger without you. We will show you and everyone else, we are about to become something that you could only dream of.”
Gabriel hangs up.
Heath: “Was that wade?” “Yeah.” “That ass----. Expecting us to lower ourselves and follow his orders again.” With that there is a commotion at the door into the arena.
The camera spins around and shows raven attacking the security guards with his kendo stick. He gets into a near car and starts it up. He drives up to the car door and starts beeping for it to be opened.
Just then slater runs up to the car, smashing the window and opening the door. He pulls raven out and plants him on the concrete with a spinebuster. With that Gabriel climbs on top of the car and hits the 450 splash on him.
Heath goes for the cover and Gabriel calls the pin. Slater grabs ravens belt and leaves his lifeless body lying on the ground. NEXUS run towards the door, now open with the two security men still taken out.
Shane McMahon stops them but they tell him “Were champions now, co holders if you will. And you can not keep us off the show if we want to issue a title challenge!” Shane has no choice but to let them past as they run towards the titantron.

Back inside the arena and NEXUS music plays.

Tony Chimel announces the new CMW Hardcore chamions, Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater!
In the ring they say “We are issuing the challenge, Hogan, get your ass out here. Now.”
John Cenas music hits. He says how they are asking a hell of a lot out of a man who is at the moment leaving the building in a helicopter. So he will have to do instead.
Heath says that it wont do.
“What is this all about. Why do you disrespect him and his legacy so much?!”
“No john that’s where your wrong, we do respect Hogan, we respect the Hogan that didn’t think twice about kicking someones ass. The Hogan who knew how to bend the rules to get ahead. This Hogan you see today, this red and yellow thing is just a shadow of what he once was. You see, Hogan once stood for everything we stand for today. DOMINANCE. He knew he was the best in the world and he didn’t let anyone stand in his way just like us.”

“And look at him and look at you. Tonight he was being adored by everyone in the building while you sat looking like wet ducks out in the car park.”

“John, its simple. If we get to Hogan, that match at WrestleZone, your ‘dream match’ will NOT be going ahead. So far were here two weeks and there are two wrestlers lying in hospital that can back us up on that.” Gabriel turns to the camera, “Hogan, Next week we will be waiting for you! Come see us and make arrangements for you to make you immediate retirement!” Both laugh and look at each other.

Cena: “Ok first off, Hogan is better than you, he stands for what is good in the world and as far as I am concerned our match at WrestleZone WILL be happening, regardless of your threats.
Oh and also, there aren’t two wrestlers in the hospital anymore.. "*Umagas music hits to a loud pop*.
Shane and umaga step onto the stage beside Cena. Umaga is a little bandaged around his shoulder.
Shane: “Next week you might be lucky to even make it through the show after umaga is done with you!” Heath aks is shane serious, umaga doesn’t look like HE will even make it to next week. With that umaga rips off the bandage and starts walking towards the ring. Nexus run out of the ring and through the crowd. They stare down to shane, John and Umaga. Cenas music plays as a staredown closes the show.

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We begin tonight’s show with Mr. Anderson in the ring with Antonio Inoki, Christy Hemme is also there ready to do an interview
Hemme: Mr.Inoki why have you decided to come to the CWA
Inoki: Answers in Japanese (crowd WHAT)
Anderson: I will translate for you Christy, Antonio Inoki came to the CWA for the pretty ladies he saw a tall brunette with long flowing hair wearing a little skirt, Imagine his disappointment when he found out it was Drew McIntyre
Hemme: Will the fans of CWA expect to see you at our next PPV CWA Revolution
Inoki: Answers in Japanese (crowd WHAT)
Anderson: What Antonio is trying to say is that he would like to challenge the winner of Jack Swagger vs. Jerry Lynn for the Universal title at CWA revolution
Hemme: Thank you Mr.Inoki for your time and Ken I did not realise you could speak Japanese
Anderson: Well indeed Christy I can speak many languages I am indeed a linguist in fact you might say I am a cunning linguist

***commercial***
Yokozuna & Rikishi Vs Scotty 2 Hotty & Gilberg

Mr. McMahon made this match before the show as he blamed Gilberg for attacking Yokozuna last week, Scotty and Gilberg actually team up very well with some fast tags and use the ring to their full advantage but when Gilberg runs into Yokozuna he gets body slammed and then splashed for his troubles, Scotty runs in but Rikishi cuts him off the battle on the outside meanwhile Yokozuna takes Gilberg to the corner and hits the big Banzei for the pin, But meanwhile outside the ring while Scotty and Rikishi were battling a fan with dark sunglasses and cap stand up and hits Rikishi over the head with his chair…the commentators say is that…is it…I think it is…its……………we go to break

Winners: The New wild samoans Rikishi & Yokozuna



Backstage
Kevin Nash barges into the office of Mr. McMahon tells Vince That he knows that he is behind the Nexus and he should have learnt his lesson from past mistakes, McMahon says he has no idea what he is on about he had nothing to do with Nexus but if Nash wants to get his hands on someone then he can face Michael McGillicuty tonight in the main event.

UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH
Jerry Lynn Vs Jack Swagger

A hugely entertaining match up which Antonio Inoki comes down to ringside to watch, Lynn takes charge from the beginning in this physicall encounter with plenty of kicks from Lynn to Swagger’s side, Swagger takes it to the ground and works on Lynn eventually Lynn is able to get back up he goes for a cross body from top rope but Swagger ducks out of the way and grabs Lynn’s ankle he puts him into the ankle lock, Lynn does his best to escape but after a long struggle has no choice but to tap.
Winner and new Universal Champion: Jack Swagger



After the match Swagger gets into Inoki face but is only met with a series of chops , Swagger makes a hasty retreat to the back clutching his belt

Kevin Nash Vs Michael McGillicuty

McGillicuty and Nash square up and Nash throws some heavy punches he quickly gets the upper hand and is looking good for a win when all the sudden
Wade Barrett and Brett Dibiase make their way to the ring in front of them walks Mr. McMahon, McMahon gets in the ring ,Nash grabs McMahon by the throat we can barely hear McMahon say wait Nash no..no but Nash choke slams him, the rest of Nexus gets in the ring and starts to beat down on Nash the numbers game is too much for him then we see Vince Russo make his way to the ring laughing he gets in the ring and grabs a mic he looks down on Nash and says did you really think McMahon put this group together, Did you really think McMahon put the WWE on the map I PUT THE WWE ON THE MAP, I AM A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND I HAVE PLENTY OF HEAT FOR YOU NASH, YOU AND BISCHOFF RUINED WCW, But I won’t let that happen here he takes off his shirt to show a NEXUS T-Shirt underneath looks at Nash one more time and tells him if you’re not Nexus your against us he kicks Nash and also stomps on Mr. McMahon as all of Nexus leave the ring.



The show ends with this,
Current CWA Roster
Heavyweight Champion: Mr.Anderson
Universal Champion: Jack Swagger
Chairman and Owner: Vince McMahon
The New Wild Samoans Rikishi and Yokozuna
Anotonio Inoki
Gilberg
Scotty 2 Hotty
Drew McIntrye
Jerry Lynn
Nexus
Vince Russo
Wade Barrett
Micheal McGillicuty
Brett Dibiase

Diabhal Beag

My first ever soberly-booked show. Hope ye enjoy this because it was a bitch to write out.

Welcome everybody to the wrestling event of the hour. Its all going off here in the Diabhal Dome tonight. A record attendance is here to watch this ****storm unfold. Fireworks and pyro have been cancelled due to Ireland's future death at the hands of the French in the rugby on Sunday. Booo you cheese eating surrender monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!

Diabhal comes out. He says there is a lot to sort out. In our main event match we have the first ever "STONER vs HIPSTER" No-DQ match for the Galwegian Crusierweight Championship.........................................................of Galway. We are interrupted by Teddy Hart. He first proclaims that the Saw Doctors are ****e. This leads to a chorus of boos and obese fans attempting to hop the barrier but they fail because they are obese. "I have business to take care of tonight and will hurt Disco Inferno so much that he will be in a wheelchair eating breakfast through a tube for the rest of his life", blurts Teddy. He tells Diabhal to get his belt ready because he'll melt it into a bong. This brings out Disco "Health and Safety" Inferno. He skips to the ring to the rampant sounds of "Maniac 2000", a homage to all boy racers who popped over for the Galway Rally.Security seperates the two men. This action will be left for later tonight.

New Jack is in the back talking to Marty Morrisey. He says that Diabhal has signed a man that he does not respect. A man who incorporates everything in hates in his fellow black men. "Diabhal has only gone and signed that queer gob****e Percy Watson from an inferior fantasy wrestling roster", he vents. "Ima kill that *racial insult*", he screams. His bitch Vic Grimes is also there beside him like a neutered dog. Marty Morrisey looks like he's about to cry and we pan off.

Mike Awesome arrives to the ring. He says he came back from the dead to win the most prostegious belt in all of fantasy wrestling booking, the "Gráinne Seoige World Tit", I mean title. He says that he's been waiting all week for the chance to send Miz to hell AKA Mayo. Miz's frog face appears on the 15" Diabhal Tron that resembles a television stolen from a pub in 1996. He tells Awesome that he will let him vent his anger in a match against a fearsome competitor that is respected around the world............................................................................. He was lying it's Doink the Clown wearing a Mayo jersey.

The match gets underway. Doink is quickly dismantled by Awesome. The "Fat Chick Thrilla" of yesteryear puts Doink through the ring with an Awesome bomb. He pulls him back up and throws him into the crowd. The fans gather around Doink and due to the large Limerick contingent we can only presume he was robbed. Diabhal comes out to make an announcement. Miz will face Mike Awesome for the Gráinne Seoige title. The winner will be pronounced the hardest man in Galway and the loser will die. Diabhal then makes a ****e pun about life or death as the crowd groans and pelts Diabhal with an Autotrader magazine. Awesome stands triumphant in the ring.

Some Japanese rock music plays. The lights go out in the Diabhal Dome, partly due to the fact Diabhal didn't pay the ESB this month but also due to the debut of a massive name. Its the man known simply as Onita! He quickly becomes a crowd favouite saying that only true football fans go to League of Ireland matches. He also says he was a Junior B hurler in Japan. A drunk Joe Canning is shown raising his thumb up to Onita out of sheer respect. He issues an open challenge to any wrestler next week with the winner getting a shag from Síle Seoige. This certainly is going to perk up the ears of any straight man. A stupid Mayo man enters the ring to attack Onita. Onita is aware of this and LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the piss out of this thick man from Ballina. The Galway crowd go wild and an "Onita loves Galway" chant breaks out.

A fight is breaking out backstage. It's Sgt. Slaughter and Dr. Death throwing punches. Both men have a score to settle with each other. Dr Death puts Slaughter through a glass window and pisses on the lifeless body of Slaughter. He then gets a bottle of Buckfast (Galway's finest) and spills it over the unconcious Slaughter. He walks off laughing.

Bruce Buffer is here. He must have been offered coke and hookers by Diabhal to announce the MAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN EVVVVVVVVVVVVVENT!!!!!!!! No DQ match for the Galwgian Cruiserweight Title. Out first is Disco Inferno. He is wearing an eye patch after last week's joint in the cornea incident. He is waiting for Teddy Hart to come out. BUT TEDDY BLINDSIDE'S DISCO!!!!! The match starts off badly. Disco goes for a cradle. 1-2 kickout by Teddy. Hart superkicks the ref and gets a glass bong. He smashes it over the head of Disco. He then climbs up the top of the Diabhal Dome to end poor Disco Inferno's life. He jumps but HE MISSES!!!!! Disco rolls him up in front of a half concussed ref. 1

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3!!! Disco Machine is our first title holder in the Diabhal Beag roster history. Disco gets on the mic and talks about the dangers of unprotected sex with a prostitute. He then drops condoms from the roof of the Diabhal Dome. The crowd cheers despite the fact they will never have sex becasue they were wrestling t-shirts in public areas.

We end the broadcast with Disco celebrating his massive win over drugs.

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Fusion Pro Wrestling

Week Three

We are live in Miami Florida for this weeks show. The talk of the internet has been Dusty Rhodes joining The Four Horsemen, a group that he has had a storied history against. Everyone has been looking for answers, and it looks like we don't have to wait long as Chris Benoits music plays through the sold out arena and the fans are livid. Benoit walks out first with The American Wolves by either side and Dusty behind them. A fan manages to hit Dusty in the face with a plastic beer cup. The American Wolves go straight to the barrier and challenge the fan. After a brief stare down they all move into the ring. Dusty looks uneasy as Benoit hands him a microphone and signals for him to talk.

All week, it's been the one word question that everyone has been asking me; why? If you'll all give me the time, I'd like to go through a history lesson.

The fans start to boo, The American Wolves go to the turnbuckles and start telling the crowd to shut up. Dusty glances at Benoit who has a sick grin on his face, and signals for Dusty to keep talking.

The orignal Four Horsemen tried to some serious damage to me over the years. They put my family through so much hardship. I remember my kids crying on the phone when I had to tell them that daddy had to go to the emergency room. I remember when my wife was going through so much hardship at home that she often thought about ending it all, because I wouldn't listen to her and kept trying to bring pay back to The Horsemen for what they tried to do to me.

For years I thought about the time that I spent going back to them, and how I wanted to make them pay not only for what they did to me, but what they did to my boys and my wife. But Mr. Benoit here has made me realise different. I'm to blame for everything that my family had to go through. Because I was brainwashed by wrestling.

If I had of just accepted the beating, I could have watched my kids grow u. I could have spent evenings with my wife, talking about the silliest things that have happened in our days. We could have grown old together. But I can't ever get that back. And because I kept going back, I opened the doors for my boys to begin making the same mistakes that I made. And I can't let that happen. So when Mr. Benoit explained to me his plans to destory wrestling, it seemed crazy at first, but I became a beliver in The Four Horsemen and the greater good they are trying to bring.

I can only do so much in my old age, but if I can take out Colt Cabana, then at least I will have saved another family.

The fans don't know wheter to boo or not. They feel for Dusty, but do not agree with his speech. As soon as he finishes, Samoa Joes music runs through the arena and the fans are on their feet. He isn't alone though, joining him are Colt Cabana and The Extreme Horsemen Steve Corino and CW Anderson. Joe goes to talk, but Colt stops him and asks for the mic.

Dusty, I feel for you brother. I know deep down you don't believe a word you just said do you? It's clear that you are going through some hard times at home, and it's not my place to talk about it in such a public space, but you need to realise that Chris Benoit is manipulating you. Your sons are following in your footsteps because they love you, they love this sport, just like you do...

Benoit snatches the mic from Dusty.

Talk is cheap Cabana. Why don't you try silence us tonight.You four against us four in the main event. We will show you the true power of The Four Horsemen.

Colt looks back at his three allies, and they all nod their heads. Colts music plays and our main event is set: The Four Horsemen vs.Samoa Joe, Colt Cabana and The Extreme Horsemen! We go to a break.

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Match Number One: Batista vs. Claudio Castagnoli (With Chris Hero and Miss Elizabeth)

Batista comes out to boos while Claudio comes out to a mixed bag. The match is full of tough brawling that goes back and forth. Each time Claudio knocks Batista down he poses towards Miss Elizabeth. However after possing for too long and not listening to her, Batista hits a swift low-blow, hits the Batista bomb for the win.

Winner: Batista via pinfall with The Batista Bomb.

Batista makes his way to the back but is greeted by Morishima. Batista backs up. Morishima keeps advancing, asking Batista if "he wants to go" but once again Batista avoids a head on contest with Takeshi.

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We are backstage with Claudio sitting down holding an ice pack. Hero brings up their discussion from last week, and notices that Claudio still has to pick up a win, while Hero hasn't been pinned yet. Claudio stands up and says that at least he lost with his pride intact. Hero laughs and said he needs to focus on whats happening in the ring, not outside it. Claudio gets in Heros face as Miss Elizabeth tries to calm both men down. They both walk off in either direction while Elizabeth stands confussed.

Suddenly, Nikita Kolof walks by with a smirk on his face. He tells Elizabeth to watch as a real man does in the ring, unlike Generico.

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Match Two: Nikita Kolof vs. Necro Butcher.

Both men go straight for it hard. This is not a pretty match, with plenty of hard closed fists to both mans face, this resembles a drunken brawl more than a wrestling match. Necro manages to get the win by knocking out Kolof with a sickly stiff unprotected chair shot.

Winner: Necro Butcher via knock out by chair shot.

After the match, El Generico runs out, but not to get a cheap shot. He still wants to look out for his old friend. Nikita comes through as Generico walks away. Covered in blood, Koloff smacks Generico in the back with a chair shot, and brings him backstage. He keeps hitting him to the head until he gets to the entrance to the arena. Nikita grabs Generico and tosses him through the glass door. He stands there looking deranged as Miss Elizabeth is seen in her dressing room in shock. She runs out as we go to our final break.

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Match Three: Chris Benoit, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards and Dusty Rhodes vs. Samoa Joe, Colt Cabana, Steve Corino and CW Anderson.

The match starts off with Davey Richards facing off aginst Steve Corino. Davey is very agressive from the start, and keeps making regular tags with his fellow American Wolf Eddie Edwards. Corino tags out to Colt Cabana, and Eddie tags out to Dusty.

Dusty takes his time coming into the ring, with Colt reluctant to make the first blow. Dusty snaps and hits Cabana down, Colt gets straight back up but before he can go respond, Benoit tags himself in. Cabana goes straight to Joe and it's on!

Joe runs straight at Benoit, but Benoit ducks and runs straight for the bottom rope. Joe bounces off the ropes and dives straight through the middle rope and lands on Benoit. The fans are on their feet as CW and Davey meet in the ring and go at it hard. CW floors Davey and tags into Colt.

Colt whips Davey into his corner and Edwards tags himsef in, but Colt is ready and hits a series of lefts and rights. He sets Eddie up and hits Colt 45 for the pin.

Winner: Colt Cabana via pin on Eddie Edwards with Colt 45

Colt stares at Dusty in his corner, but he hops down. The Four Horsemen re-group at the top of the ramp, as Joe shouts that tonight was the begining of the end for The Horsemen, but Benoit just laughs as we finish up.

Furious-Red

Episode 3 of FCW live from the RDS is about to kick off. The Pyro and Theme song go off as the crowd are pumped up for the show , Rumours have been flying around that Mysterio will be returning tonight.

Backstage Segment:
Sheamus is shown arriving to the arena with Mercury and they both look very happy after what happened last week

Opening Match For the IC Championship:
Royal Rumble to crown the new champion

Entrant 1


Entrant 2


But just as the bell rang , Morrison ran through the crowd and attacked Mercury and eliminated him (Mercury then ran scared back to the locker room. Morrison said he wants Mercury tonight!!!!!!!!! as he leaves the ring. Pope is confused what has just happened but relaxes till the next entrant comes down

Entrant 3

Test runs to the ring towards Pope but Pope meets him with a few right hands , both men start to beat down on each other and trying to eliminate them

Entrant 4

Al his the ring like a demon and attacks both men , but when he runs towards Test , Test uses Al snows momentum and sends him flying over the top rope to be eliminated.
Pope and Test continue to beat down on each other while they wait for the next entrant

*** We are told due to Mercury's elimination via Morrison that his entry did not count so there is an extra spot open also the main event will see Morrison get his wish against Mercury***

Entrant 5:

X-Pac goes straight for Pope meaning its 2 on 1 trying to eliminate Pope , but Pope holds on a battles back every time

Entrant 6:

Lethal hits the ring with a massive springboard Dropkick taken out Test/Pac , he goes after all men including pope since he has been in the Rumble the longest , he tries to eliminate X-Pac but he just holds on but Test tries to throw him over but he hangs onto the rope barely avoiding the bottom floor.

Entrant 7:

Albert heads to ring and joins in on the beat down of lethal and Pope but when Pac was holding Pope and setting him up for Bicycle kick Pope moved out of the way which meant Pac got the kick to the face and sent him over the rope

X Pac Eliminated

Entrant 8:

Flew into the ring and eliminated both Albert and Lethal in seconds.

Albert/Lethal Eliminated

Now its down to Pope/Brown/Test to crown the new champion and Pope/Monty worked on Test but Pope told Brown to go for a pounce on Test but as he was doing it Pope followed him and ran and clotheslined him over the rope.

Monty Brown Eliminated

Now its down to Test/Pope both men are clearly tired but are not giving up , as Pope was gaining control X-Pac would return and hit him with a chair and ran back to the the locker room. Test smiled and just picked Pope up and was about to throw him over the rope the lights went down and on the screen was written


THE DNA OF FCW HAS ARRIVED

followed by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svTPbgux2os

Final Entrant



As the crowd went crazy , but Test was not to happy as Morgan ran to the ring and went straight for Test , He hit the carbon footprint to be eliminated , Test was furious but this distraction allowed Pope to get up and try and push Morgan over the rope but then Test helped by grabbing Morgans foot and pulling him down to get the final elimination

Matt Morgan Eliminated

WINNER AND NEW IC CHAMPION THE POPE
As Pope was celebrating with his congregation Morgan and Test attacked each other as they went up the ramp

Live Feed From The Hospital: We see that Rey is still unconsious in the hosptial bed

Backstage Segment:
Madison/Tara complain that they dont have any competition in FCW and since they wont fight each other they want some competition although picking up these big pay checks and doing nothing is great , but my the time they get to the ring FCW better have found one of them someone to fight

Tara vs ?????
As both women are waiting the arrival of the opponent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnWwsAoMvO4

Gail kims music hits to delight of the crowd but Tara is not happy. Quick match with Gail having most of the offense and hits the "Eat Defeat" for win as Madison looks on screaming



Sheamus comes down to the announcers desk laughing to watch the ME

Main Event
John Morrison vs Joey Mercury
The match doesnt even get started as Mercury and Morrison former best friends and tag team champions go at it all over the ring outside and even fall into Sheamus who doesnt look happy and ends up helping Mercury beat down on Morrison just like last week

Hospital Update Is Shown on the Screen And It Shows That Reys Bed Is Empty

Sheamus and Mercury are confused but keeping beating down on Morrison and set up a table to put Morrison through , but all of a sudden Mysterio's Music hits and he runs down the ring towards both men with a steal chair but Sheamus and Mercury bail out of the ring as the crowd is going crazy for Mysterio as we go off air

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Part I

LWE - LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment presents it's weekly tv show

Friday Night Ignition

Theme Tune - Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYhiBNugbb4

The show kicks off with the announcers reminding us of General Manager Stepanie McMahon's nuptials in the ring later tonight. Stephanie and Taylor Wilde are shown backstage preparing for the ceremony.

The first match up tonight is Billy Kidman & Paul London V Carlito & Primo Colon. The Colons make their way to the ring and there is a mixed reaction from the crowd for then. Carlito bring his apple to the ring, takes a bite and throws it out of the ring. Billy Kidman and Paul London are out next to a great reaction from the crowd. Carlito and Kidman start the match off plenty of high moves by Kidman who tagged in London and they worked together on Carlito, Kidman went out and left London in to work in Carlito who finally got the upper hand on London and tagged in Primo. Stephanie McMahon comes on titrantron screen and stops the match all the 4 men looked up confused. She told Carlito to pick up any bits of apple that were around the ring or outside as she didn’t want se that rubbish later. Carlito looked angry but she said as she is the GM he is ordered to do this, which he did. The match continued and Carlito walked off and let Primo finish the match by himself. London pinned Primo and picked up the win for his team.
The announcers again remind us of General Manager Stephanie McMahon nuptials later tonight and how she wants everything right for it.

Taylor Wilde is shown backstage and she goes up to Women’s Champion Hamada and tells that she should have accepted Stephanie’s offer of being part of the ceremony. Hamada tells Taylor she don’t do dresses or weddings just fighting for her title in the ring and walks off. Wilde comments to herself that she won’t have the title for too long more and walks off.

Up next is Women’s champion Hamada against a local jobber, the match is over pretty fast with Hamada getting the win the Hamada Driver. After the match Hamada helps the jobber up and raises her hand.

Backstage Primo asks Carlito what happened out there, Carlito tells him enough is enough and walks off.



Roddy Piper makes his way out to ring to large crowd chant, he says that the GM has cancelled tonight’s edition of [/COLOR]Piper's Pit. He says he don’t care as he is here in the ring with a mic and has a lot to say. He says his guest was going to be the current WHC champion Chris Jericho but he didnt think Jericho was there tonight.



With that out comes the Champion to the ring with title in hand. Roddy says he didn’t think Chris would be here tonight. Chris says that despite all that has happened in the past he wishes Stephanie all the best even if she did slip him a roofie and kidnap him. Jericho gets chills as he talks about waking up next to the beast. Roddy asks if he brought a wedding present for her and Jericho says he did, him and his band Fozzy will play The Number of the Beast for Steph tonight. Roddy smirks and says he was asked to give her away but declined the offer. Jericho jokes that he thought King Kong had that job. As Roddy and Jericho joke, Stephanie once again comes on screen angry and orders them both to leave the ring and arena as they are not welcome tonight. Roddy tells Steph that he will play nice and will give her away if she still wants. Steph tells Roddy she dont need him and again demands that they leave the ring. Jericho tells Steph he knows who she is marrying and puts up a picture on the screen



Angry she orders them to leave the ring or she will get security to escort them out. Roddy exits to the ring and walks up the ramp. Jericho tells him to stay but Roddy keeps walking.

Three masked men come through the crowd hit the ring and take down Jericho with a chair. Piper looks around and sees what is happening and runs back to the ring to help and they three men run back through the crowd. Stephanie still on screen smiling orders tells security to get Piper and Jericho out of the ring and arena.

TBC...............................................................

Part II



Tag champions The Motor City Machine Guns are out next for Alex Shelley's match against Douglas Williams. A huge pop from the crowd for the tag champs. Douglas Williams comes out dressed in a suit and says that tonight he wont be wrestling Shelley but he has spoken to the GM and has got a replacement and that will be Shelley's tag partner Chris Sabin. Williams laughs and leaves. Sabin isnt dressed for the match but gets in the ring. He and Shelley both seem confused and angry about the match. The ref rings the bell to start the match with that Sabin leaves the ring and the ref counts him out so Shelley wins. Sabin comes back in and raises Shelley's hand. Another huge pop for the tag champions.

A video promo for the upcoming PPV Mayhem is shown and the theme is Mayhem by Imelda May

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxj5wlXY9No

Intercontinental Champion Alberto Del Rio makes his way to the ring in his Rolls-Royce and is introduced by his own ring announcer Riccardo Rodriguez as the greatest Intercontinental Champion ever. A video recap is shown of Del Rio beating Texas Tornado (Kerry Von Erich) with the aid or Riccardo at the previous PPV Revolution. Alberto first congratulates the GM on her wedding later tonight. He also talks about taking out the Warrior wannabe and that LWE is better not without the Tornado. He says he is the greatest IC champion ever in LWE and he dont feel there is anyone on the roster at his level so he has no one to fight to defend his title. With thisChavo Guerrero comes out. He says he must congratulate Alberto because no matter how he did it he is the IC champion. Chavo says he would like a shot at the IC title to which Alberto laughs. Alberto tells Chavo he will always be Eddie's sidekick and no more, he only won tag titles because of Eddie's cheating. He says both him and Eddie are a disgrace to Mexico and to wrestling. This angers Chavo and he knocks Alberto down. Alberto roles out of the ring with Chavo begging him to come back in. Chavo tells Alberto he is coming for him and his IC title and that he might steal the Rolls also. Chavio does his Eddie dance in the ring.

Up next is the wedding.

A recap of what happened with Piper and Jericho from earlier is shown.

Special guest Sarah McLachlan is out to sign at the request of the GM. The Minister is in the ring.The groom Desmond Wolfe and his groomsmen Douglas Williams and Brutus Magnus make their way out to the ring. Taylor Wilde the bridesmaid is out next. Finally the blushing bride Stephanie is out next escorted to the ring by HHH. The announcers are shocked to HHH from Monday Night Grappling here but admit that Stephanie has a way of getting whatever she wants. HHH and Steph enter the ring and before HHH hands Steph to Wolfe he plants a long smooch on her and smirking tells Wolfe he needed some lip service and does the suck it chop before he leaves through the crowd. Wolfe is seething but Stephanie calms him and tells him it is their night. The Minister begins the ceremony. All is going well and finally the Minister pronnounces them husband and wife when there is a blackout in the arena. All can be heard is Stephanie screaming. When the lights come on Jericho is in the ring with a chair. Williams is down and Jericho is going after Wolfe but he exits the ring, Magnus takes Stephanie out of the ring with him. Wilde slides out the other side of the ring. Still screaming Stephanie tells Jericho he will pay for this as the show closes.

D.Q

Welcome to Friday Night Fuel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqo9aO0fyo

Owner D.Q makes his way to the ring to a massive ovation. He waits for the crowd to settle down before beginning to speak.

"You know, a few months ago, I was watching as WWE started to collapse. As their ratings plummeted, I knew it was only a matter of time before they couldn't afford to pay their "superstars" any more. Corny PG bull**** ruined a company that I loved, and as sad as that was, being a business minded man, I soon saw a golden opportunity to start my own company, and give the people what.they.want."

"Now as most of you know, so did a whole host of other pretenders. I watched as the likes of FCW, Fusion Pro Wrestling and Parallaxative signed up guys to contracts but I waited. I knew who I wanted and what I wanted, and I believe that I have accomplished exactly that. But then the fact that all you guys have helped me sell out this building, means that you already know all this, so on to the business at hand."

"Let me proudly introduce to you, the DQWF World Title. Now I'm sure alot of you are wondering, who will get to wear this belt for the first time. Who will be our first world champion. Well, he was my first pick in the draft for a reason, he cost me a pretty penny to take from Dana White, ladies and gentleman, YOUR world heavyweight champion, Brock Lesnar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sl_dfoR7sU

Lesnar comes out to the ring followed by what seem to be a host of trainers. He stands and lets D.Q put the title around his waist like Dana would. He grabs the mic off D.Q

"The baddest man on the planet is back in Pro Wrestling. Who would have thought it. There are some guys in this company who claim to be tough, some claim to be hardcore, I can tell you right now, I am the toughest son of a bitch in this company, and thats a fact. Not one of these guys match me. Not any of your ecw alumni, not "the hardcore legend" cactus jack, not the APA."

some boos from the crowd now.
Brock grabs the camera and looks straight into it.

"Let me just say this, good luck to anyone who wants to take this title. If I can last in the cage, in the octagon, I think I can handle myself in this ring. I promise, if someone wants to try me, I will take you down and legitimately hurt you. The rules have changed, and any man in the back with title aspirations is just going to have to deal with that."

He climbs up on the turnbuckle and raises the title to widespread boos. The show goes to ads as D.Q is left wondering what he's gotten himself into.

---

Backstage Segment

The camera is in the locker room backstage. We see Buddy Rogers getting ready for his match.




There is a knock on the door.

"Knock Knock"

"Yeah, who is it?"

"Braden Walker, and I'm going to... nevermind" Braden Walker enters the room smiling, holding a copy of his 3 disc dvd set.

"Well Nature Boy, I'm finally back in the big leagues. I knew it would only be a matter of time when my dvd was released. Can I just say what an honour it is to be in the same company as you. You started it all. Part of the big three,the holy trinity of Professional Wrestling. 'Rogers-Flair-Walker'."

"I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are"

"I'm 'Nature Boy Braden Walker'. Does late July ring any bells? Here, take a copy of my dvd, and study up. You're up against Muta tonight, and there are some segments on there that could really help you out"

He hands him the dvd and walks off, leaving Rogers looking incredibly confused.

---

Match Number 1. JBL vs William Regal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMxW8Tchkk

JBL's music hits and the booing starts immediately. The limo drives around to the side of the stage, and stops. The booing continues as the driver gets out of the car and comes to open the door.

Suddenly...

Ron Simmons gets out first holding two beers. The crowd is going crazy. Bradshaw emerges then,also holding two beers, long black hair and plain black wrestling trunks. Old school Bradshaw. They make their way to the ring, the crowd giving them a great ovation.

William Regal comes to the ring accompanied by Lance Storm. Its safe to say the Irish crowd doesn't take well to Regal, and he sneers all the way down the ramp.

Bradshaw and regal lock up in the center of the ring. Its a back and forth affair, Regal slows things down before Bradshaw makes his powerhouse comeback. He hits Regal with a massive sideslam.

Storm hops up on the apron, distracting the ref. Bradshaw goes to hit storm off with a clothesline but Storm pulls the ref in front of him. The ref goes down momentarily as Farooq starts to brawl with Storm on the outside. Bradshaw turns straight into the brass knuckles of William Regal. The ref recovers to make the count. Farooq slides in to make the save, but is too late.

Regal and storm make their way to the back as Farooq helps Bradshaw to his feet.

---

Backstage segment

Regal and Storm are walking through a corridor, as they turn the corner they run into Sandman and Justin Credible. Credible and Storm hug.

"The impact players back on the same show again eh Lance, the old ECW gang back together again." Credible says. "Myself and Sandman have just been talking about the old times with Cactus in the locker room, remember when Paul and Rob smok..."

"Nobody wants to hear about the glorified backyard wrestling that took place in the 90s. There is a reason myself and Lance were the first tag team drafted by D.Q, and thats class. Something you are seriously lacking in. In fact, If I'm not mistaken, D.Q didn't even pick either of you to be here. Credible arrived as part of a sick joke by CMpunked, and Sandman was deemed so useless by his previous employer that he was offered up as a trade almost immediately."

Sandman squares up to regal, Regal sneers and walks off with Lance following.

---

2nd match.

The Great Muta Vs Buddy Rogers.

Muta makes his way to the ring to a massive ovation. The crowd are thrilled to see such a legend in the company.

Rogers comes out, strutting his way to the ring.

The two start the match. The match is a mix of two very different styles with Muta very fast paced, while rogers tries to slow it down and keep it on the mat. Muta gets the upper hand, and hits the frankensteiner. He goes for the Muta lock, but Rogers counters into the Figure Four. Muta taps out and Rogers gets the win.

After the match Rogers picks up the mic.

"I just want to issue a challenge to Bruno Sammartino. That son of a bitch beat me for my world title a few years ago and I have never been able to make peace with that fact. I was dragged from hospital god damn it, how could I be expected to perform?! Now I know Bruno isn't here tonight, but I want an answer next week, are you man enough to face me one more time"

---

3rd match. Sandman Vs Braden Walker.

Braden Walker comes out first wearing a Ric Flairesque robe, holding another copy of the dvd, he leaves the dvd at ringside and awaits the Sandman.

Sandman arrives to the ring with his trademark singapore cane but leaves it outside. The match starts with Sandman getting the upperhand almost immediately. Walker keeps trying Rogers/flairs mannerisms, strutting around the ring, even going for the figure four at one point.

Eventually the action spills to the outside. Walker starts to get the upperhand and hands Sandman the dvd. Sandman looks at it before smashing it off the ground. Walker snaps and grabs the singapore cane and starts going to town on Sandman. He gets disqualified straight away. As he hits sandman, hes screaming about the hall of fame.

Credible makes the save with a steel chair. He cracks Walker over the head to massive applause. Credible helps Sandman, who has been busted open to his feet.

"Alot of things have changed in Pro Wrestling since our heyday in th 90s. Its lost its edge. People seem to forget that we brought the edge, we were a movement. Now I know we cant recapture our glory days, but it sickens me to look at the likes of Lance Storm. Some moderate success with Willam Regal and he's forgotten his roots. So next week on Fuel Lance, Storm vs Credible, what do ya say!?"

The crowd shout their approval as Credible helps Sandman to the back, stepping over a prone Braden Walker on the way.

---

Backstage segment

Cactus Jack is standing with Josh Matthews. The crowd go crazy when they see Jack on the big screen.

"Cactus, what do you make of Brocks claims earlier on?"

"Brock Lesnar can list his accomplishments, and there are many. An amateur champion, former WWE champion, former UFC champion. But I have a few questions for Brock. Have you ever torn it up in Japan against Terry Funk, with Barbed wire for ropes? Have you ever thrown yourself on to concrete floors for years on end, dropping elbow after elbow? Brock wants to talk about legitimate? Being powerbombed onto a cold concrete floor is legitimate. My tooth ending up coming out of my nose is legitimate.'"

He points to his missing ear.

"This is legitimate. Countless stitches. Broken Bones. Concussion. Surgery. I could bathe in the amount of blood I lost paying my dues. All these things are a hell of a lot worse than half a round with Cain Velasquez. I have no personal problem with Brock Lesnar. I have a problem with the belt being around his waist. If he wants to attack the business I have given my life to, or make this personal, then he knows where to find me. BANG BANG. "

---

4th match Cactus Jack Vs Lance Storm

Storm comes out with Regal to huge boos. They wait in the ring for cactus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaaxWZWOFZc

The roof comes off the place when Cactus Jack's music hits. He comes out with his hand raised in the air, saluting the crowd.

Storm and Regal clear the ring as he enters and savours the crowd.

Finally Storm slides into the ring. The match begins. Storm gets the upperhand after Regal distracts Cactus. Eventually Cactus starts to build up some momentum. He starts unloading on storm, busting him open. He gives the crowd the bang bang salute as they jump off their feet.

Regal slides into the ring and gets a double arm ddt for his trouble. Cactus picks up Storm and hits a pulling piledriver. He covers him for the win.

As Cactus celebrates in the ring, Lesnar jumps the barricades attacks him from behind. He takes him down and starts reigning punches down on his face, Foley tries to protect himself but he's having trouble.

Lesnar throws him over the top rope and powerbombs him onto the floor. Cactus hits the ground with a sickening thud. Lesnar picks him up and throws him into the steel steps. He rests Cactus with his head against the steps and starts unloading with hard stiff punches again.

The crowd aren't even booing anymore as they aren't sure if it's part of the show or not. One fan near the corner tries to jump the barricade but lesnar lays him out.

Bradshaw and Farooq run down with baseball bats to make the save as Lesnar retreats through the crowd.

The paramedics load Cactus onto a stretcher as the show closes.

SlickRic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0-lENIRHaM

On the back of a tremendous Redemption PPV...Welcome everyone, I’m Jim Ross along with Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler, and we welcome you to Anaheim, California. We welcome you to the SWF. We welcome you to Monday Night Smooth, on a night where anything can happen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DttPz8I6Lnc

And what better way to start than with the Slick Wrestling Federation Champion, the Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!

(imagine ‘What’ at the appropriate time, of course...)
“Well I’ve been rolling into all these arenas these past few months...as SWF Champion...and I’m not going to lie to you...it’s been pretty damn sweet...in fact...now you guys know aul’ Stone Cold, he isn’t the happiest of sum’bitches at the best of times...but as he’s beaten one opponent...and another...and another...and another...this is about as happy as you’re going to see aul’ Stone Cold get.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is the man right now...he’s the champion...he’s number one...numero uno...top of the mountain...the one to beat...

Mid-Promo, Stone Cold gets interrupted by Arn Anderson. A chorus of boos ring out.

Austin, y’know I’ve been playing our match at Redemption over and over in my head, and I still don’t get how you won. I can only come to one conclusion. You’re not the world’s toughest son-of-a-bitch at all...all you are, and all you ever will be, is in fact the world’s luckiest son-of-a-bitch.

*the crowd chants ‘asshole’ repeatedly.

Austin...

Now i don’t know how good your hearing is you piece of crap, but you have about 18,000 people calling you an asshole.

Anderson...

You think i care what they think? You think I’ve ever cared what they think? Anyway, I need to address something else you said. You said you’re the man? Now I’ve seen some men in my time. I’ve worked with some men in my time, and Austin, you aren’t anything close. You are nothing but a dirty Texan who got lucky, and doesn’t know that his luck’s run out.

A big grin come across Austin’s face...

“You know what Arn, I must have hit that head of yours so many times last night that it’s given you a bit of brain damage. Do you think I give a damn what you think?...Do I look like I care?...Do I look worried?...Do I look interested...Do I look concerned?...No, because the bottom line is this belt right here says that I’m the Slick Wrestling Federation Champion, which means I’m the best in the world, so if you, or any of those little men you were talking about have a problem with that, I’ve just got one thing to say to you you little bastard...

and that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Anderson...

Well, then, give me a final rematch at Desolution, in 4 weeks time. As simple as that.

Mr Slick comes out.

Yes, Arn, you getting another match against Stone Cold Steve Austin for the title would make quite an event if Redemption is anything to go by. But, I’m also all about fairness, and Arn, you’ve had your chance, and you lost.

*crowd cheers, while Arn scowls*

But, and I know this isn’t going to be a popular call, I’m going to give you one last chance to earn another shot at the title *Arn reacts half shocked and half delighted*. You just have to compete in a match for your number 1 contendership. So, tonight, live here in Anaheim California, It’ll be you, Arn Anderson, in a battle to become number one contender, with none other than...

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!

*Arn is irate, while Austin is grinning*

Mr Slick explains...

“Yes, tonight in non-title action, Arn Anderson will meet Stone Cold Steve Austin, and if he wins, and he must win by pinfall or submission, then he’ll get another title shot in 4 weeks at Desolution. Thank you very much.”

Austin...

If you can’t wait to see Arn Anderson get his ass whipped by good ol’ Stone Cold, give me a Hell Yeah....

HELL YEAH!!!

The first match of the evening is up next as Brian Pillman takes on Tajiri in one-on-one action. They shake hands to begin.

After a fast-paced match, the more aggressive Pillman gets the win when Tajiri misses his Green Mist, Pillman enziguri kicks him in the back of the head, then hits the big splash for the win.

After the match Pillman grabs the mic...

“Some of you have loved me, some of you have hated me, some of you have been, well, damn confused by me...but one thing I am going to prove to you all...is that I am worthy...of being champion” *crowd cheers*

Backstage, Mr Slick is seen in his office on the mobile phone talking up the main event he’s made for tonight to whoever it is down the line, and none other than Muhammad Hassan barges in; to a chorus of boos.

“I’m going to make this simple for you Slick. As you know by now, my name is Muhammad Hassan. I am royalty. I am the best wrestler in this company, and I’ve proven it over and over again, despite all the prejudicial crap that I get off these moronic fans. I should be champion, and everyone knows it. Last week on this show, I beat one of their loved one’s Mikey What-his-name’...”

“...Whipwreck...”

“Whatever...I even beat the big bad Bob Sapp at Redemption”

Jim Ross explains as stills are shown from the last PPV of the referee inadvertently getting knocked out, 2 masked men knocking Sapp out with repeated club shots to the back of the head, the referee reviving, and counting the 3 as Hassan crawls on top of Sapp.

Hassan continues...

“What in the name of Allah makes you think anyone is more worthy of a championship shot than me? Huh? Arn had his shot, and now gets another shot? This is crap Slick and you know it...now make me number 1 contender, and give me the shot that has been deprived of me since I joined this company.

Slick seems to agree...

“ Yes, you’ve been overlooked. *Hassan nods happily*...but there’s a reason for that. Real contenders don’t need gangs. They don’t need luck, and they don’t bitch and moan and whine at everyone else when they don’t get what they want...but you have a point, and I’ll have a think, now, please leave.”

Hassan leaves as frustrated ever.

Up next, it’s tag team action as SWL Tag Champions Strike Force take on Ray Stevens and Peter Maivia in a non-title match.

It’s a competitive match, with the crowd fully behind the champions. Stevens and Maivia manage to isolate Martel about 3 minutes in, and work over the neck with a series of chin locks, stomps, and illegal choking by putting the referee in compromising positions. maivia goes for piledriver, Martel blocks with a backdrop of his own, tags in Santana, he cleans house, and hits the flying crossbody, has the leg hooked.

1.....................2............................

Lights go out.

7 seconds later the lights come up, everyone confused, and none other than a snake is slithering in the ring. Not only a snake, but THE snake. It’s Damien, Jake Roberts’ snake! Everyone panics, then the lights go out again. 5 seconds later, they’re up again, Damien’s now gone, everyone’s still confused, but Maivia manages to scoop Santana in a cradle, gets a handful of tights....1.........2........3!

JR...

Damn it! That must put them right in the title picture now...but what on earth was up with Damien? And why didn’t we see Jake? What’s his role in all this? We and the fans need an explanation!!

Backstage, the Wild Samoans are seen watching a monitor, rubbing their hands in anticipation. Maybe they had something to do with it?

Also backstage, a camera pans in and around one of the dressing rooms, and an arm is seen with a hand mirror...a chorus of boos ring out....

Next, Gorgeous George makes his way, or should i say, saunters his way to the ring...flicking his hand up in ‘whatever’ fashion, in the direction of each audience member he hears heckling him; all the while twirling his long golden locks as he walks down. He enters the ring; crowd is booing like mad, and grabs a mic...

Look, I know you hate me. The beautiful hair. The confident strut. The success. The fact I tell you like it is. I am Gorgeous George. I am a winner. Take last night at the PPV. Tito Santana, one of your heroes. Very talented. What happens? I poke him in the eye, pull a bit of hair, give him a low blow, pull some tights, hit him with a chair...and guess what? I get my hand raised. You know why? Because I’m better, I’m smarter, I’m more aggressive, I’m more underhanded than all of your heroes. And most of all I’ve got more charisma....*crowd boos*....in one strand of my beautifully plaited

...

And at that moment Bob Sapp’s music plays...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wq0YdbHlxo

He dances his way to the ring, gets in, grinning from ear-to-ear...then, he spears George out of his boots, much to the delight of the crowd, and dances back out the ring, and up the ramp.



JR...

I guess that’s message sent! Message received! Loud and clear! I guarantee you this is not the last you’ve seen of this....!

Next up, Slick Pure Champion Tully Blanchard takes on Mikey Whipwreck in non-title action.

After a to-and-fro contest, with Mikey getting a surprising amount of high risk offence in, Tully manages to position the ref in such a way that he can poke Mikey in the eye, and proceed to hit his slingshot suplex for the win.

After the match, Tully gets on the mic...

I’ve something to say...I’ve no doubt my buddy Arn is going to kick the snot out of that drunken fool Austin in a few minutes time; but I want to say this. With or without Arn, this is Tully’s time. You’ve just seen me teach Mikey, the poor little boy, a lesson in how to be a champion. You can’t teach what I’ve got. I got the style, I got the looks, I got the body, I got the women, I got the gold, and I got the money.

With, or without anyone, I will be THE man. In fact I already am the man, you idiots just don’t know it yet, and there’s not one person who can do anything about it. It’s my time.

And he leaves the ring to a chorus of boos.



Arn can then be seen watching a monitor in the back, where he looks slightly confused, but he shakes it off, and focuses on what’s ahead, as his match with Stone Cold Steve Austin, is next...


Arn comes out to boos, as he makes his way to the ring, focused on the job at hand.



JR...

I’ve known Arn a long time, and never have I seen him this focused for this number 1 contender’s match. He knows this could be his last chance to challenge for the SWF Title. But he’s against a Rattlesnake, and not just a Rattlesnake, but a Rattlesnake whose perennially pissed off!

Austin comes down to a thunderous pop, does his four corners schtick, and after the 3rd corner, Arn levels him with a right hand, obviously wanting to get stuck into Austin from early on. Austin comes back of course with his usual array of right hands, and intense, in-your-face offence. Arn is holding his own though.

The finish comes when Tully runs to ringside. Arn is confused, but nonetheless, Tully manages to trip Austin up and Arn hits his spinebuster slam. Arn has the cover, but the referee is busy getting rid of Tully. All of a sudden, a tall masked figure dressed in black gets out from under the ring, gets in, Arn turns and gets a short-arm clothesline. The figure quickly gets out the ring, and watches on as Austin proceeds to hit the Stunner for the win.

Austin celebrates, Arn comes to, and he and Tully make their way to the back looking quite disenchanted.

Austin’s drinking, and the masked figure is still ringside. Austin’s drinking away, getting tossed his usual dozen beers, and he decides to toss a couple of beers to the man. Austin mounts the far corner of the ring, and the figure gets into the ring, opening the cans. Austin turns and gets levelled in the skull, and has been bust wide open with the can. The man continues the assault relentlessly, even bringing a chair in, wrapping it around Austin’s ankle, and jumping from the middle rope onto it, leaving Austin writhing in pain. The mask is still on.

The man picks up Austin, brings him into position in a front facelock over the chair, and proceeds to give the Rattlesnake a DDT. Not only a DDT, but THE DDT, the instantly recognisable DDT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3_tz4ARFZY

And now, as if he needed to, the man unmasks himself. It’s Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts. He stands over a bloody Austin as Smooth goes off the air.



SWF Title List:
SWF Champion - Stone Cold
Pure Champion - Tully Blanchard
Tag Champions - Strike Force

The Volt

Last Week's Show can be viewed here



A Summary of last week’s show is played and a battered and bruised Rock is flattened below the triplet of Perfect, Strong and Aries. At ringside, we are informed that Mr.V will be addressing the NWW Nation to introduce the new sheriff in town. That’s to come later on in the night but first up we have a cracking opener lined up.

Match One: Rhyno v Christopher Daniels

The two square up to each other but just as the bell rings, the arena goes gold and streams of golden fireworks fall down from the ramp. Mr. Perfect’s music hits and out comes the NWW World Champion with Trish Stratus by his side. Rhyno and Daniels look bewildered as to what is happening.



Daniels grabs a microphone and tells Perfect that he’s dying for another go at him but if he moves one step closer to the ring that he’s going to be sorry he did. Perfect puts one foot on the steel steps. Suddenly, from the crowd, in come Strong and Aries. The ambush catches Rhyno and Daniels off guard and a beatdown ensues. Perfect watches with Stratus, the latter seems to get a sick sort of pleasure out of seeing the events unfold. They toss them from the ring and Perfect takes the microphone. He tells the audience that no one wants to watch a couple of nobodies and that he has come to save them. Roderick and Strong are now standing either side of the Perfect couple. He introduces them as the finest young tag team on the planet, the future of the business and that under his guidance, they too can achieve perfection. Turning his attention to The Rock, he dismisses him as irrelevant, warning him to stay away. He comments that while he might be the People’s Champion, he is not the NWW champion, and never will be. Raising the title in the air, a chorus of boos is heard. His last words leave a lasting impression, stating that Perfect Incorporated is in business.

After the commercial, we see the big chair, occupied by Mr.V who again, doesn’t face the camera. He is short and sweet in his words, saying that he has made an appointment to maintain order on Monday Night Volt. The crowd awaits a figure to emerge from the back and finally the wait is over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zKj9zmLAjs

Out comes Captain Lou Albano, cigar in hand, to a huge ovation. He tells the crowd of his joy to be here but says that he has a tough job to do. Last week’s show was an eye-opener for him and he says that order will be restored. He says that in his first act as Captain of Monday Night Volt, he is installing The Rock as No. 1 Contender for the NWW Title. This receives a huge roar from the crowd, however, somebody is not happy. Mr. Perfect appears on the titantron. He dares ask the Captain who the hell he thinks he is. Albano lets loose on the champion, telling him that if he’s in any way like his father, Larry, who Albano managed countless times, then he’ll be happy to face the worthy contender, and that just so there’s no confusion, he’s Captain Lou Albano, often imitated, never duplicated. He then tells Perfect that he will be in action tonight against a rather dangerous opponent, Kensuke Sasaki! Perfect’s feed goes blank, he’s obviously not best pleased with this news.

Match Two: Killer Kowalski & Big John Studd v La Resistance



Kowalski and Studd are introduced as the undisputed tag team champions of New World Wrestling. This larger than life team is loved dearly by the crowd and chants of ‘USA, USA’ are heard throughout the arena as La Resistance make their way to the ring, waving their tricolours. La Resistance’s only chance in this match is to keep the big men grounded and they make a good attempt of it early on. Grenier and Dupree manage to isolate Kowalski and use some quality teamwork to keep them both fresh. The heat that the Frenchmen are able to generate is astounding, still Studd can’t get into the match. Kowalski is weakened further with an impressive leg-lock. Dupree distracts the referee as Grenier uses the ropes to increase the pressure. Kowalski’s sheer size helps him eventually reach the ropes and the crowd start to get behind him. He manages to get to his feet and sends Dupree over his shoulders and limps his way over for the tag. Studd enters the ring and goes to town on La Resistance. They’re good at this numbers game though and manage to fight back. The resistance is short-lived though, Grenier is sent over the top rope and Dupree is caught in mid air. Dupree turns blue via a devastating bearhug and the referee deems the giants the winners.

Winner via K/O: Kowalski and Studd

We see Strong and Aries watching the end of the match from a screen in the back. Perhaps the tag titles are on their mind. The camera follows them as they knock on the Captain’s door. They state their intention to him and demand a shot at the titles. Albano says that they are a talented pair but they’re going to have to earn everything they get around here. He tells them that tonight they will face the men they ambushed, Rhyno and Christopher Daniels. If they are victorious against them they will face the tag team champions next week.

Match Three: Chris Masters v Evan Bourne

Masters comes out to the ring to a mixed ovation as we are reminded of his decimation of a helpless local last week. He again asks a member of the audience to volunteer to try and win a Dodge Viper special series car. Security make way for a hand-picked contestant. It’s a short-lived experience though, he fails just like the local did last week. It’s at this point that Evan Bourne appears, claiming that no one may be able to break the hold but it’s tricky to lock what’s airbourne into a hold. The match begins and Bourne is literally off to a flyer. He is perhaps a bit naïve though as Masters kicks out easily from early pin attempts. The powerhouse that is Chris Masters soon takes control and he only has one thing in mind. The Masterlock is put in place and Evan is worn down as we witness our second submission victory of the evening.

Winner via Submission: Chris Masters

Masters is back on the microphone, stating that the crowd are witnessing a submission hold that Houdini himself wouldn’t stand a chance in. He eats up the boos to feed his ego but he has no idea what he is in store for.

Masters is shell-shocked. Lex Luger comes out to a huge ovation and he’s charging straight for the ring. Masters flees wisely as Luger takes the microphone. The Lex Express has just pulled into town and Lex tells Masters that he’s going to win the Masterlock Challenge and that beautiful sports car next week. He slams the mic down to the ground and poses his sculpted body, much to the annoyance of the Masterpiece.

Daniels and Rhyno are interviewed backstage. They are asked how they feel about teaming up given that they were due to face each other only an hour ago. Daniels states Perfect Inc. do not run the show and that he has no problem teaming with the master of the Gore to show them a lesson. Rhyno screams down the microphone that just like a crumpled up piece of paper, a body that takes a Gore from him ca never be perfect again.

Match Four: Roderick Strong & Austin Aries v Christopher Daniels & Rhyno

Trish Stratus joins the commentary team at ringside. Strong and Aries come prepared. As Daniels makes his way to the ring, the duo attack him from behind for the second time tonight. This leaves Rhyno with no option but to fight for himself and the match if effectively taking place as a handicap match. He is no match for Strong and Aries, a CX Cutter is followed by a 450 splash as the duo pick up the victory.

Winners: Roderick Strong & Austin Aries

The new no.1 contenders for the tag titles raise their arms in victory. Stratus joins the celebration and Perfect Inc. are off to a good start.

NWW Crush Hour is advertised and we are reminded that The Rock has been deemed No.1 Contender for Mr. Perfect’s World Title. We get shown what happened earlier and what has resulted in a fine main event.

Main Event: Mr. Perfect v Kensuke Sasaki (Non-Title)

Perfect comes to the ring alone but the feeling is that his cronies are never too far away. This match is a spectacle in the art of wrestling though. Perfect doesn’t need any help to win this. After a back and forth match, he takes it with a Perfectplex but controversy ensues as Sasaki’s foot appeared to be on the rope.

Winner: Mr. Perfect

Perfect celebrates his victory in what was an epic match but Sasaki is not happy. Stratus tries to warn Perfect but he turns around to be met by a clothesline. Strong and Aries are quick to Perfect’s aid and Sasaki can’t hold them down. The commentators note that it might be time for the same fate that met The Rock last week but speak of the devil…

The Rock’s patented sprint to the ring is met with an incredible pop. Sasaki and Rock are now taking it to Perfect Inc. Mr. Perfect cleverly rolls out of the ring but Strong gets planted with a huge Rock Bottom while Sasaki taken out Aries with an impressive Northern Lights Plex. The Rock’s eyes are firmly on the champion who scurries back up the ramp, without his gold. Rock holds it aloft as Perfect looks on in disarray.

Cactus Colm

Segment One




Randy Savage and Chyna are in the ring. Savage is disgusted.. DISGUSTED ... with what happened last week in Chyna's match with Eddie Guerrero last week. It will not, cannot happen again. So this week, when Randy faces the big show, he has enlisted the help of
some extra protection, from the most feared duo in all of professional wrestling. But Now it's time for Chyna's to have a match.

Match One
Intercontinental Match
Chyna v Beetlejuice



Randy exits the ring as Beetlejuice enters, clearly popular with the many youngsters in the crowd. The Bell rings and Chyna and Juice begin. Chyna tries to outmuscle Juice, he tries to use his speed and technical skills to outmatch her. The match is pretty even at first
until Macho Man sneakily trips Beatlejuice as he bounces off the ropes. THis distraction is enough for Chyna to deliver a well timed kick to the midsection, and immediately follow it up with a pedigree. Tiger Mask is out straight away to prevent his friend from any further
beatings. Macho Man and Chyna walk up the aisle. The titantron comes to life, it's the Black Tiger video again. But now a voice over has been added, a thickly accented hispanic accent is telling Tiger Mask that Black Tiger will arrive next week! Juice and Tiger Mask don't
know what to say. They make there way backstage.






Segment Two

All three members of Demolition are shown backstage. Ax is on the mic, they are claiming to be the greatest tag team in the world. For proof of their dominance they show and reshow footage of last week's show, where they destroyed Jesse and Festus.
Festus we learn is still comatose in hospital. Tonight Demolition will reclaim their title and prove their superiority once and for all. With that the Freebirds appear. Is it any wonder that Demolition were able to win last
week when they have three members, and most other tag teams are made up of two. Well, there may be one thing that Demolition didn't realise last week, they didn't realise that Jesse, is Jesse's middle name. His full name is Ray Jesse Gordy.
That's right, says Terry Grody, Jesse is my son, and now there are three freebirds for Demolition to worry about. With Demolition's attention on Hayes and Gordy, they don't realise that Jesse has snuck
behind demolition. Hayes and Gordy drop their mics and rush the ring, Jesse is able to grab Ax and deliver a quick DDT as his new stable mates attack Crush and Smash. A brawl follows for a moment before Demolition bale, and make their way off camera. THe three freebirds
stand tall in the ring.


Match Two
Tag Team Title Match
Triple Tornado tag team match
Masked Superstar and Super Destroyer v Demolition v The Freebirds

The sheepherders are sitting at ringside for this one.

Masked Superstar and Super Destroyer are in the ring, Demolition Smash and Demolition Crush arrive next, standing in the corner opposite the champs. The three freebirds arrive finally, Freebird blasting over the soundsystem. Jesse stays outside.
The bell rings and the match starts off slowly, with all 6 wrestlers trying to keep an eye on each other. Finally Demolition and the masked superstar nod to each other and attack the freebirds. Super Destroyer doesn't see the nod, but helps his partner attack Michael Hayes
as Demolition take on Terry Gordy. All Jesse can do is watch from the outside, knowing interfering would get his father's team disqualified. The Freebirds try to mount a fight back .. but the numbers are against them, and they get thrown outside the ring. Jesse tends to his father
as Demolition and the champs circle each other. But all of a sudden the Masked Superstar clotheslines Destroyer! Smash picks up Destroyer as Superstar climbs the corner, and its a DEMOLITION DECAPITATION! Demolition Crush makes the count as the freebirds are prevented from stopping it
by Superstar and Smash. The Freebirds are knocked outside again, as they watch, gobsmacked as Demolition and Superstar celebrate. The Masked Superstar removes his mask, to reveal underneath face paint .. it's AX! The Masked Superstar was Ax all along. They celebrate up the aisle as
the freebirds help Destroyer out of the ring. The Sheepherders applaud the match, the get up, grab a mic and get in the middle of the ring. THey thought this was great fun, congratulations to Demolition for winning the titles. But commiserations also, because now Demolition will have
the Sheepherders coming after them. And with the the sheepherders leave the ring.


Segment Three

Eddie and Show are backstage. Eddie is hyping up Big Show for his match. He tells him not to worry about Randy's tag team back up, Eddie has a bit of back up himself. Who better to help him reclaim the the world title then ..... THE REPO MAN! Repo man jumps into view, and Big Show moans.



Match Three
Non Title Match
Big Show v Randy Savage
Big Show makes his way to the ring with Eddie Guerrero and Repo Man following. Randy comes to the ring after, belt around his waist, Chyna by his side. Once inside the ring he hands his belt to Chyna and warns her to keep an eye on Eddie and The Repoman.
The fight begins, similar to the earlier Chyna Beetlejuice match. Big show uses his brute force, while Macho Man uses his speed and technical skills. It is an even match, but there is still no sign of any feared tag team. Michael Cole suggests that Demolition were the back up, but
are too busy celebrating their title win. All of a sudden the lights go dark, when they come back up The Undertaker and Kane are in the ring.


Big Show is shocked, Kane grabs Show's neck and delivers a choke slam. Eddie tries to run into the ring but is intercepted by Chyna. Repo Man just
runs away. Undertaker picks up shows and delivers a tombstone piledriver. Eddie finally gets past Chyna but is now intercepted by Randy and Kane ... it's a chokeslam to Eddie! The bell is ringing like crazy and a load of refs run to the ring. Randy and Chyna laugh as they make their
way out of the arena with The Brothers of Destruction.
Show Ends

Mr.Nice Guy

Week 1 Show here.

Main recap from last week

- Christian won the Rumble match to become #1 contender to HHH's World Title
- The Nasty Boys won the tag titles from Magnum TA and Jim Duggan after Brody interfered and attacked Magnum.
- The New Age Outlaws were supposed to be in the match instead of the Nasties but Hunter had them pulled from the match so they could be in the Rumble - much to the Outlaw's annoyance.
- Two men both calling themselves The Black Scorpion eliminated Windham from the Rumble and attacked him.
- The Nasty Boys told commissioner Cornette there are forces at work that Cornette doesn't understand. Spooky.

Opening

We are live tonight from Orlando, Florida.

Jim Ross at ringside informs us what we have in store for tonight:

- The World Champion HHH takes on Jumbo Tsuruta
- There will be a rematch for the tag team titles
- We have an edition of the Peep show featuring Christian and D-X
- Also, the Black Scorpion appears!

'Bah gawd what's gonna happen tonight on Monday Night Grappling!'

Triple H vs Jumbo Tsuruta (non-title match)



What a way to kick off the show as we have a match between the World Champion HHH and the runner-up in the Rumble match last week Jumbo Tsuruta. The announcers speculate if Jumbo wins he could perhaps push his way into the main event scene at Wrestlemania in a few weeks.

Hunter comes out to the D-X theme but the Outlaws are nowhere to be seen. We see them watching proceedings on the monitor backstage. Hunter notices this on the titantron and doesn't look pleased they are not out with him. The match is a very enjoyable, old school bout which the raucous crowd lap up and goes about 15 minutes but near the finish Vader comes down and distracts Jumbo. He turns around right into Triple H's pedigree who is able to get the 1-2-3.

Winner: Triple H

Hunter decides to get out of there as Vader comes in and beats the crap out of Jumbo. He grabs a mic and screams that Jumbo eliminated him last week and destroyed his hopes to main event at Wrestlemania.



He says Jumbo will pay and hits a big moonsault. He leaves as the fans boo. We are then told that after the break The Black Scorpion will appear!

Segment
The Black Scorpion's music hits and a lone individual walks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pt3fKoeHqY

JR: 'What is this, Halloween night? Some S&M party? King: 'Whaaaaaat?! Something you want to tell us J.R...?'

The masked individual speaks in a weird raspy voice like last week. He asks Windham if he recognised him and said he would pay for his sins.

*Windham's music hits*



Windham comes out and demands the masked individual reveal himself. The Black Scorpion says he will unmask if Windham defeats him and challenges him to a match right now. The fans urge him on and Windham agrees and calls for a referee to get out here. One comes down and we have an impromptu match.

Barry Windham vs 'The Black Scorpion' (non-title)

J.R. says this Black Scorpion thing is absurd. King asks what he means. J.R. said he commentated for Robocop's debut and the fake Kane and this is the dumbest thing he's ever seen. King disagrees. 'What's wrong with you King? He looks like the gimp from Pulp Fiction for goodness's sakes!'

The match quickly becomes a brawl and Windham beats the hell out of The Scorpion in the corner. The ref counts to five and Windham doesn't stop so the ref calls for the bell.

Winner via DQ: The Black Scorpion

Windham signals that he is about to unmask the individual as the fans cheer but another Black Scorpion runs in and attacks Windham. 'There's the second one' screams J.R. Black Scorpion #1 grabs the mic and talks in his raspy voice again. 'Are you ready for the truth, Windham?' He pulls off his mask and reveals himself to be...



Ole Anderson!

JR: 'Aw son of a bitch! I don't believe this!'

The Florida fans pop as they recognise Ole who worked the territory. 'Surprise Windham, you little punk!' screams Ole. Now allow me to introduce you to my associate. The second Black Scorpion reveals himself to be Gene Anderson. The Florida fans cheer at seeing the former NWA Tag champions again.

Ole: 'Windham, this was all for you. I know you and all the WCW fans hated this Black Scorpion concept when I first cooked it up all those years ago. You and Flair talked crap about it and about me behind my back. Well that old bastard is on some B-show now, but you're right here boy and now - this old bastard is right here too. This time no gimmicks, no BS, just us letting you know we are the Minnesota Wrecking Crew...'(the fans pop)

Ole goes on to say that Gene isn't ready to compete just yet, but will manage him in his effort to take the IC Title from Windham. He says Windham is a pretender to the Horseman monikor just like those other pretenders on Fusion Pro Wrestling. Ole says nothing beats the Originals and you're looking at two here. He finishes by saying 'Say hello to your old man for me.'

*True story* - Windham's dad, Blackjack Mulligan, punched Ole out in WCW when he heard Ole badmouthing Bischoff. It was Bischoff that got Mulligan the job and he felt loyal to him for that

We go to commercial.

Backstage
Cornette delivers a promo addressing Eric Bischoff's recent comments on WECWF. He says that guy is so doped up on whatever narcotics are in use on that circus show that he now thinks last year Hogan was on MNG and Vince McMahon was on BWA. 'Hey Eric, other way around kid. Oh and by the way when you used to give Hulk a kiss in WCW you obviously got his face and his ass the wrong way around too, ya jackass.' Cornette says he hopes the battle between Heyman and Bischoff destroys the both of them. 'Hey shove Vince Russo in there too while you're at it and make the wrestling world a better place.'

Cornette informs the viewers that the tag title rematch is coming up. He informs us that Magnum TA is regarded as being at 60% at best but he has said he wants to compete against The Nasty Boys. He adds that Brody has been suspended for a week for his vicious assault last week but he will be allowed speak to the fans via his home.

Promo



We get a crazed promo from Brody at his home who says Magnum knows why he attacked him and when his suspension is lifted he will get him some more of him.

The Nasty Boys vs Magnum TA & Jim Duggan (rematch for the Tag Titles)

The commentators put over how hurt Magnum is and as the match goes on it's clear Magnum is in no condition to compete. The Nasty Boys come out to huge boos and trash is thrown. During the match Magnum staggers and collapses several times and before he can even tag in to Duggan he is pinned by Knobbs.

Winners and still Tag Team Champions: The Nasty Boys



The Nasty Boys celebrate as Duggan goes to help his friend. The Nasties come back and try to attack Duggan but he grabs his 2 x 4 and they back off. Suddenly someone comes out of the crowd - it's...The Mountie?!



Jacques Rougeau in his Mountie garb, and with his brother Raymond supporting, begin double teaming Duggan and the hurt Magnum. The fans are booing like crazy. The Nasty Boys come down and join in the attack for a four on two assault. Afterwards the Nasty Boys and the Rougeaus celebrate. 'What is this about?' asks JR.

Segment
Backstage Magnum and Duggan are being helped. Christian arrives as the fans cheer and he asks if they're OK. Cornette is there and says they should be OK but something's not quite right. While he knew the Rougeaus were signed, he wasn't expecting them here tonight. He said it's as if someone else is in control behind the scenes at MNG. He tells Christian to watch himself later. Christian said he should be OK and said someone Cornette knows from his past is around and might make a special appearance. The two begin to talk as we cut away...

Segment 2
Meanwhile the Nasties are seen jumping and cheering. They say goodbye to the Rougeaus and tell them they'll meet up later and party. 'No problem guys. The Mountie always gets his man!' laughs Jacques. As the Nasty Boys go to get changed they run into the Outlaws. Road Dogg says things are getting out of hand around here but they intend to get those tag titles. Sags says there is an air of revolution about and the Outlaws might get left behind.

Hunter walks in and glares at the Nasty Boys who leave. Hunter asks the Outlaws why they didn't come out earlier. They say they are upset Hunter pulled them from the tag match last week. Hunter says they need to stop being selfish and think of the bigger picture and says they better appear later.

Main Event - The Peep Show with guests Degeneration-X



Christian comes out to a big cheer. He says he has always wanted to main event Wrestlemania as his buddy Edge has been able to do and now finally he can achieve that dream. He says one dream is even bigger than that though and that is to become the World Heavyweight Champion. He says tonight he will talk with his Mania opponent HHH and noted HHH's difficulties within D-X. He then introduced the group...

Hunter comes out to the D-X theme and again looked back. This time the Outlaws did appear, with Billy busy texting and looking really angry. Hunter says Christian got lucky last week as the crowd boos. He said Christian should remember he is stepping in the ring with THE GAME-AH and that's a game Christian can't handle.



Christian tells Hunter he isn't being very polite and says he wanted to do something nice for Hunter by playing a trailer of his latest movie. Instead of The Chaperone though it's Christian imitating Hunter whilst wearing a gigantic nose. The Outlaws laugh and Hunter gets annoyed. He says Christian is all about jokes and that's why he has never been a main eventer. He said he too was once thought to be in the shadow of someone - Shawn Michaels - but he broke free and went on to become a legend in his own right. He says Christian can never do that because Christian JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH-A. The crowd boos and it looks like Hunter hit a nerve as Christian goes quiet. Suddenly the arena hears the tune of bagpipes...

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...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf2dsnoc_dQ

JR: 'Could it be - yes it is! Roddy Piper! He's an LWE superstar what's he doing here?!'

Piper says he hates to interrupt but he has been visiting friends here and just had to come out because of the amount of crap Hunter was spewing. Hunter tells him to get out of here. 'Aw and I was hoping for a big kiss like you gave your ex-wife on LWE: Friday Night Ignition!' Hunter gets embarrassed and angry. 'This is not your show, Piper.' Christian asks the fans if they'd like to see the Peep Show become Piper's Pit tonight? The fans cheer loudly.

Piper thanks the fans and says he has main evented a Wrestlemania and it was a life changing experience. He says he knows Christian will treasure it and says Christian has a chance to win the world title - something neither of them have done. Piper says there is one reason Christian has not been a world champion and that's POLITICS. He says he has worked with Hogan, Warrior, Nash, Hall, Bischoff and every major political player in this business. He turns to Hunter and says, 'brother, you my friend are right up there with all of 'em!' Hunter flips out. 'I don't want to hear your crap!' 'Well shuddup cos you're gonna hear it, Hunter!' The fans cheer.



Piper says he must admit Hunter is great, one of the very best to play the game, and he is as formidable as they come. Piper turns to Christian however and says Christian has the ability to beat him and win the title. Christian has paid his dues as much as anyone, he talks about the TLC matches, the IC title matches, the kids in the crowd with the Captain Charisma shirts, and the peepulation who go crazy for him each week. He says Christian can beat The Game but he needs belief, 'and all these peeps believe in you Christian (the fans cheer) - so kid, go out and get that world title!'

Hunter shouts 'enough' and says what he believes is there are 3 of them and 2 of you so it's time to shut you up once and for all. He turns to the Outlaws and says let's go guys but the Outlaws look at each other. The Outlaws turn and go to leave the ring as the fans cheer. 'What the hell is this? Get back here! Billy! Road Dogg!'



Christian says he believes there are now 2 on 1 and he and Piper hit Hunter with a shot each. Piper tells Christian he thinks he can handle the rest. Christian then hits Hunter with the Unprettier and picks up the belt. He looks at it and smiles before dropping it on the laid out Hunter.

JR: 'Oh yeah! I think Christian just told HHH he is more than ready to play the game! What's gonna happen next week on MNG?!'

We go to credits...

Lord TSC

Matches Announced Last Week:
Fatal Four Way Hardcore Elimination Match
Kash vs Storm vs Haas vs Marufuji

Wooo!

As the show kicks off for week two, Ric Flair strides through the curtains and down to the ring, soaking up the adoring crowds reactions as he does so. With microphone in hand, Flair has come out to make an announcement.

Flair: Last week, CM Punk attacked someone without any provocation. What he did was cowardly and pathetic and as such, he will face the consequences. The Hurricane, being the super hero that he is, has approached me and asked that he is allowed to gain his revenge here tonight. As such, tonight, we will see CM Punk and The Hurricane go one on one. Punk! I get it. You want to make a name for yourself, and as such, you've gone after the biggest dog in the yard. But I'm the Nature Boy and you're gonna need to throw more than you've got to beat me. Wooo!

The crowd cheers but their happy mood quickly changes as the ever familiar guitar rift of CM Punk's music kicks in, causing the Straight Edge Superstar to walk through the curtains. He remains at the top of the ramp, looking down at Flair.

Punk: Ric, Ric, Ric. Whatever will I do with you. First of all, thank you for booking me against Hurricane tonight. The kids around here look up to him but if they really looked at him, they would see what a joke he is. He wears a mask to fight crime? I say he hides his vigilante acts behind a costume because he is ashamed. He knows something you all won't admit. He is a joke. He is the real coward. He acts like a hero for glory and praise. Me? I do the right thing despite the fact I know you will hate me for it. I do the right thing, the heroic thing, because you need me to. You all just don't understand it yet.

Flair: Punk? Shut up!

The crowd cheer. Punk tenses his face up, pissed off at being interrupted. Him and Flair lock eyes from across the arena.

Flair: You know what, Punk? I used to be a lot like you. I used to be young, arrogant, cocky. Now...well, I'm not young, granted. But I've backed up my words. I've shown time and time again that I am a legend within this business. I am the man. So why don't you put down that microphone, come down here and fight me like a man.

Flair throws down the microphone and starts waving for CM Punk to come on down. Punk looks at him, looks around the arena and starts moving down the ramp. The crowd cheer, ready for the fight. However, just before he reaches the ring, he stops and lets a massive grin spread across his face. he backs off from the ring to a chorus of boos.

Punk: No, no, no, no, no. You won't make me break my promise. I said last week that I would beat you but not yet. Not till the pay per view. Until that time, I will not lay a hand on one of your bleach blond hairs. Consider this my gift to you Ric. You're clock is ticking down though. Soon enough, I will destroy you.

With that, Punk turns and leaves the arena as we fade to a break.

Recap:

Last week, Truth and Ziggler were meant to face off against each other, but Ziggler jumped truth before the match, trying to make a statement. Later in the show, Truth confronted Ziggler backstage and promised to make him pay for the sneak attack.

This time, Ziggler is out first, watching his back. Truth comes out next, foregoing his usual charismatic entrance, instead opting to focus on his opponent. The match goes back and forth for a few minutes, both men taking control at various points. Nearing the end, Ziggler applies a sleeper hold on Truth, trying to choke him out. Truth manages to counter though, dropping to his knees and sending Ziggler rolling over him.

As Ziggler gets back up, Truth connects with the Lie Detector spinning forearm. Ziggler hits the mat but rolls out of the ring to the outside. He gets up, holding his jaw before throwing his arms up in the air and telling Truth to go screw himself. Ziggler walks up the ramp and allows the referee to count him out, granting R Truth the match.

Winner: R-Truth (via Count-out)

Backstage, we find Jamie Noble sneaking into one of the dressing rooms, looking over his shoulder suspiciously. With his partner getting ready for the big fatal four way match later in the show, Noble has found himself with little to do.

He starts looking around the room, rummaging through bags, before he finds exactly what he is looking for. He talks quietly to himself.

Noble: Kenta, you magnificent bastard!

He opens the gym bag belonging to KENTA and pulls out a bottle of expensive Sake, a potent alcoholic beverage from Japan. the redneck pulls open the lid and is about to swig it down when two hands clasp down on his shoulders. He is spun round so as to face the man he was about to steal off. KENTA looks furious and Noble has been caught red handed. The Japanese wrestler starts screaming at Noble in his native tongue, and Noble is not one to back down from a fight; if anything, the grin on his face shows he's thrilled to get the chance to brawl with someone tonight.

From outside, Shelton and Roode hear the ruckus and enter the room to see what's happening.

Noble: Well damn, I was thirsty. I just wanted a drink.

Roode: Drink? Let me see...

Roode snatches the sake away from the two arguing men and gives it a smell.

Roode: Damn, this smells awesome. Tell you what, Kenta. You're a good man. I'm sure you'd be willing to share it with your compadres, right?

Kenta looks at him reluctantly.

Shelton: I know. None of us have a real match tonight, we're banned from our partners match... so how bout a competition of another type? How about we all sit down, watch the match and have a drinking competition?

Noble and Roode look at each other and smile.

Noble: Is he really challenging us to a drinking competition?

Roode flexes his muscles.

Roode: Time to show you boys how a man lives up to his tag team's name.

The four men all move towards a nearby table set in the room. Roode grabs his own bag and pulls out some convenient shot glasses and passes them out. Shelton turns on a TV monitor and the four settle down to watch the upcoming match together.

Recap:

Last week, the other members of the four WWF tag teams faced off against each other. Roode was eliminated first when he was triple teamed. Benjamin was eliminated by Kenta. Noble pulled off the upset with a roll-up, holding Kenta's tights in the process. Flair announced this match following it, banning those four from ringside. This will also be a Hardcore elimination match

Being a hardcore match up, all four men are keen to do as much damage as possible. Near the start of the match, there’s nearly a repeat of last week, as Storm finds the other three men turn against him, similar to how his fellow Beer Money partner found himself last time. However, he was half expecting it so scurries from the ring as quickly as possible, forcing the other three to engage with each other.

Although Noble won last week, his partner is the first to go this week. During the match, he sets up a ladder and starts to climb it, getting ready to hit a high risk move on Haas. Marufuji prevents him from doing so and lands a sickening Fisherman’s Driver off the ladder, nearly breaking Kash completely. Marufuji gets the pinfall on Kash to eliminate him.

Later on, Storm sets up thumb tacks on the ground. He hooks Haas and gets ready to land him on top of the tacks with a Last Call spinning powerbomb. Marufuji makes a save though, connecting with a lariat and bringing Storm to the mat. As a repayment, Haas connects with a superkick on Marufuji. He drags the Japanese wrestler to the tacks and lies him down on them, before grabbing a leg and applying the Haas of Pain; with his spine torqued back and a faceful of thumbtacks between him and the canvas, Marufuji has no choice but to tap out.

Haas and Storm have a back and forth few minutes, before Storm catches Haas and lifts him for the powerbomb. Haas takes a sickening bump, as Storm lifts him up and throws him over the ropes through a table outside the ring. He climbs out after him and pins him, winning the match.

Winner: James Storm

We cut backstage again to the drinking competition, which is nearing its conclusion. The four drinkers have found more bottles of various alcoholic beverages, the bottles lying empty all over the ground and table. They are joined by Shelton Benjamin who is now flat out on the ground, a big smile on his face, drunk off his head. Noble and Roode are still vertical but they are looking worse for wear; they are shaking back and forth, their eye lids are dropping down and they have drunken smiles on their faces. Kenta, on the other hand, looks perfectly ok. He is sitting bolt upright, his arms folded and a serious look on his face. He is not moving a muscle.

Suddenly, the four are joined by another man; the devious CM Punk walks into the room and surveys the scene, shocked and dismayed. He shakes his head as he walks over to the three conscious men.

Punk: What the hell is going on here? Are you...are you drunk?

Noble: Jesus Punk, give it a rest. We’re in the middle of something here.

Roode: Hey...hey...hey...PUNK! Punk? Punk?

He motions for Punk to move closer to him. Punk reluctantly does so. Roode throws an arm around Punk.

Roode: I love you man! No, seriously, I...I....I love you.

Punk pulls away and grabs the now empty bottle of sake, smelling it and recoiling. He grabs a few of the other bottles and throws them away.

Punk: You guys are a disgrace to this business. You get drunk at a wrestling show like this? How unprofessional are you guys?

Noble: I’m not drunk Punk. I’m just proving a point to Kenta here that I can take him in a drinking contest. Ain’t that right Kenta?

Punk: Kenta, you...you disappoint me. I admired you, I looked up to you. I expect this from the red necks, but you? What do you have to say for yourself.

Kenta doesn’t move, doesn’t squirm at all. His eyes are open but he has not acknowledged Punk at all. After a few moments, Punk places a hand on Kenta’s shoulder. Kenta starts falling to the side, dropping off his chair; although his eyes were open, he had passed out quite a while before. Noble jumps up in celebration.

Noble: Yeah! Told you we could take him Roode!

Roode drops his head on the table hard, leaving Noble and Punk alon.e. Punk rolls his eyes and leaves as quickly as possible.

Outside the dressing room, Ace Steel is waiting for Punk, leaning back against the wall. Punk turns and nearly walks past him.

Steel: Phil?

Punk stops and looks Steel up and down. A big smile spreads across his face, and he opens his arms. The two men embrace.

Punk: If it isn’t my beloved mentor. I had heard you had signed up. Glad to see you. I could do with some back up round here.

Steel: Punk, you won’t be getting back up from me.

Punk looks at him quizzically.

Steel: I don’t respect the things you’ve been saying about Flair. I thought I taught you better than to disrespect a veteran like him.

Punk: I can’t believe this. You’re going to stick up for him? Flair is the type of guy you should hate. Me, I’ve got my youth. I’ve still got time to make a name for myself, but you Steel? It’s because of the Ric Flairs of this world, the ancient relics who hog the spotlight, that you never got your choice. What I say, Steel, I say for you. And I’d have hoped a fellow Second City Saint would get that.

Steel: Punk. I don’t. I don’t respect your moral high horse you’re sitting on and I don’t respect this crusade you’re on against Flair. And I don’t. Respect. You.

With that, Steel turns and walks away from Punk. Punk looks at him and shakes his head, disappointed.

Recap:

Last week, Hurricane turned down CM Punk’s offer of an allegiance. Following a match, Hurricane found himself on the receiving end of a beating from Punk

The match starts off with Hurricane taking an early advantage. He’s not his usual crowd-pleasing self. He’s not posing or trying to entertain; he’s after some revenge on the man who blindsided him on the last show. Punk has come into the match underestimating him though, and Hurricane gets a few good shots in on Punk.

Punk eventually counters and starts beating into Hurricane. Punk is cocky and arrogant and pulls Hurricane’s poses for the crowd, causing massive boos. At one stage, Punk slides out of the ring and grabs Hurricane’s cloak, donning it to annoy the crowd more so. Doing so, however, gives Hurricane a chance to recover. He figths back, nailing a few good shots, before hitting the chokeslam on Punk.

That only gets him the two count though, as Punk kicks out. As hurricane looks to put the final touches on the match, Punk catches him with a round house kick and follows it up immediately with a Go 2 Sleep, knocking Hurricane out cold. Not content with a normal pinfall win, Punk takes off the cloak and uses it to apply a modified Anaconda Vice choke hold. The ref tries to break it up, but Punk refuses. The ref calls the match.

Winner: The Hurricane (via Disqualification).

Punk continues to choke Hurricane out though, squeezing all the air from his lungs. Hurricane is out cold.

WOOO!

The call goes through the arena as the crowd erupt in cheers. Punk lets go and falls back against the ropes, as Ric Flair comes charging down the ramp to Hurricane’s aide. In the ring, the two stare at each other, Punk on one knee and a vicious smile on his face. Flair stands over Hurricane and is begging Punk to throw the first punch, as the crowd are going nuts for the oncoming confrontation.

Suddenly, two men appear in the crowd, jumping the barricade. They slide into the ring; Jimmy and Jay Uso, WWF’s latest Tag Team signing. They stand either side of Punk who arises and laughs at Flair. Flair refuses to back down though, as ready to take the three men as he is the one.

Backup is on its way however, as Ace Steel comes running down the ramp as well. He slides in and stands beside Flair. Punk looks seriously pisssed...but only for a moment.

Steel turns and boots Flair in the side of the knee, causing him to collapse. Flair tries to get back up, but The Usos jump on top of him, laying into him with punches while Steel kicks him as well. The crowd boo as Punk retreats to a corner, watching as Ric Flair is assaulted, three on one. A punch to the head draws blood from Flair’s forehead as the savagery continues.

Finally, Punk moves to them and pushes them back, leaving Flair in a hump on the ground. With his and Hurricane’s body lying on the canvas, Punk has gained the upper hand on two of WWF’s top competitors. Punk grabs a microphone from ringside.

Punk: You promised blood last show, Flair, and tonight you got it. This is just step one Ric. You are lying at my feet bloody and devastated, and I’ve not laid a solitary finger on you yet. Not yet. You know what though? You had your Four Horsemen. Other people on other shows have their own little recreations of your stable. But me? I’ve got The Usos. I’ve got Ace Steel. I’ve got youth, hunger and experience on my team.

We are...Apokalypse! And we are the harbingers of a new day. The birth of a new way of thinking in this industry. And you, Flair, will be the first victim.

With that, Punk drops his microphone. The show closes with the four men standing over Flair and Hurricane, raising their hands and celebrating their formation.

The Apokalypse has begun....

Results
R-Truth d. Dolph Ziggler via Countout when Ziggler abandoned the match.
James Storm d. Charlie Haas, Naomichi Marufuji and Kid Kash in a Hardcore Elimination Match.
Cm Punk d. The Hurricane; following the match, Punk united with Ace Stee & The Usos to form “Apokalypse”

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SWE ANNOUNCEMENT

I am proud to announce negotiations between the television company TV3 and Spongey Wrestling Entertainment (S.W.E.) have concluded and I can reveal that the television station has purchased 5 weekly wrestling programmes broadcasting live from the Spongezone in Sligo, Ireland culminating with the highlight of the wrestling calendar Spongemania which this year will take place at the Showgrounds in Sligo.

The S.W.E., formerly known as Spongey Wrestling Federation, has been in the news lately having lost a long and costly court battle with the Slick Wrestling Federation over the use of the initials S.W.F. The chairman of S.W.E Mr Spongey in a press conference said that despite the clear corruption of the judge involved, our wrestling company will rise above this setback and continue to provide the viewers with top notch wrestling entertainment.

The weekly wrestling show will be broadcast live on Thursday nights and is coming soon.


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Gerard.C

April 2010...





They said we wouldnt do it but we did. A wild crowd of 40,000 filled Semple Stadium to welcome home Gerard.C after his winning effort in the 2010 Boards.ie PW Draft. There were celebrations of which the streets of Thurles, Cashel and Clonmel and never witnessed before.

That was last year.

February 2011...







We have a long road ahead of us.

Introducing the...

PREMIER

WRESTLING

FEDERATION

Premier Wrestling Federation 2011 – The story so far

PWF World Heavyweight Champion – The Undertaker – Has been champion for 7 months after defeating and retiring Giant Baba in an epic showdown. Since defeating Giant Baba, The Deadman has asked his Manager and Father Figure Paul Bearer to step aside and let him prove that he doesnt need the urn or his help any more. Bearer is constantly reminding The Phenom that he raised him after the fire and he would be lost without him. Taker now seems to have the mental self-strength to disobey Bearer and his urn after all this years, and Bearer is not too happy about this.

PWF TV Champion - Razor Ramon – The Bad Guy has been PWF TV Champ for 3 months now. He has been dominant in defending his title, but has been angered in recent weeks as wrestlers and fans both began commenting that he hadn’t faced any real competition yet and had only defeated soft opponents. Ramon is not pleased with these developments to say the least.

Taz – Has been seen hanging around with JTG and Shad in dimly lit street corners listening to Biggie Smalls. They are a group of wise guys. They are very street smart - they wear Baseball Hats, Bandanas around their mouths and Black Sunglasses. Having all grown up on the dangerous streets of Brooklyn, New York, these men have, and will again, do what it takes to survive in a world where they see everyone as an enemy who is out to get them. They call themselves “The East Coast Bloods”. Taz recruited JTG and Shad after he was released from the Pen, he said they was loyal homeboys, and he respects that. Survive if they let you.

Ken Shamrock – The Worlds Most Dangerous Man has earned quite the reputation since his arrival in the PWF. Loved by fans, and respected by his peers, Shamrock certainly has plenty of momentum with him at the moment. What has he in store? Only one way to find out!

Abdullah The Butcher – The PWF Parish (We’re not exactly a universe yet like) was shocked to hear the signing of the legendary Abdullah The Butcher. Not exactly in the Winter of his career yet, what can we expect from the legendary Butcher when he arrives THIS WEEK on PWF TV?!

Abyss – Has been on a war path ever since he found out about Abdullahs imminent arrival in the Premier Wrestling Federation. He cannot hear the name Abdullah without freaking out and putting someone through something. He has promised to confront Abdullah when he debuts on PWF TV.

Big Boss Man – Yet to appear in PWF

Giant Baba – Was retired by The Undertaker several months ago. Has been studying the PWF talent ever since his retirement and remained active in backstage duties. Is still widely feared backstage, as a rumours of meetings with members of the Underworld in Japan have created an interest in him once again amongst the members of the roster.

Homicide – Along with Hernandez, Super Crazy and Psicosis, makes up "La Raza". They is all about the brown. Inspired by the lyrics of Tupac Shakur, they live their lives the best they can, and do right by they mamas. They wear baggy shorts and baggy t shirts, and drink 40’s on their porch in the ghetto. La Raza have been known to smoke the Kush with Cypress Hill. Hernandez was arrested in 2000 along with Dr. Dre for possession of 5 oz of Chronic. Hernandez was future endevoured by Dre, and landed back on the streets while Dre became a household name in 2001, where he hooked up with his old buddy Homicide. Shortly after that, they met Crazy and Psicosis who had crossed the US-Mexico border to learn how to wrestle. Ever since then, La Raza has ruled the streets of LA, and have been a dominant force in the PWF. Homicide is also riding Layla. She was impressed by his rims, and he by hers.

Rampage Jackson – Yet to appear in PWF

Michelle McCool – Yet to appear in PWF

Sabu - Has been out of action for 2 months after injuring himself by going through a table. He is expected back any time now.

Bounty Hunter

In asociation with NBC studios the BWA are proud to present:

Jay Leno Opens the show and explains that tonights instalment of his show will be as advertised a Pro Wrestling special, he guarantees that every PW fan will be talking about his show tommorow and that you simply cannot miss what he has lined up for you tonight.

He then starts his intro by saying that he is a well known Pro Wrestling fan, he has a past that proves it (a few clips of his WCW days are shown) and he says he isnt afraid to admit it. He says that unlike when he was on TV involved in wrestling during what is now known as the "Attitude Era" it is no longer cool to like wrestling. He then suggests that, that all changed forever it seemed a few years back with a very high profile case involving Chris benoit but unfortunatly six months ago when it seemed Pro Wrestling was just getting mainstream acceptance again something happened again On a day he says, when it seemed all the negative fates alligned to seemingly bring about the end of modern PW as we know it with what he now refers to as the "TNA incident".

a video promo is then shown documenting the incident which took place on TNA's very last ever attempt at a live monday night show. The WWE's monopoly had been broken and TNA once more were trying to take on the big boys with the BWA, WECWF & MNG promotions all already live on Monday night but one man threw a spanner into the works of that nights impact, that man was The Junkyard Dog. The clip then highlights how JYD, aka Sylvester Ritter was suffering from a very bad drug problem, a problem that directly lead to his bizzare antics that night. The Clip then finally shows 3 short segments from the actual show from that night.

The first sees a clearly high JYD perform an unscripted manuveur known as teabagging on his opponent later that night (Black Tiger) during a backstage segment, this was supposed to be a comedy skit but that, was never, what was supposed to happen live on air. Next some security footage is shown which catches the JYD slurring his words as he seems to be threatening the TNA president in her office. Then finally we a shown a clip from that nights main event, which the narrator explains had the JYD added to it as a result of his threatening behaviour earlier that night. In the bit of the match shown Ritter is a mess and a danger to his opponents safety a fact sadly highlighted when he locks in a ankle lock on Black Tiger whos ankle he broke live on TV by refusing to release the hold until long after a loud snap could be heard. To make matters even worse as Ritter was being take out of the arena by security a fan near the front row threw his soda at him and in retaliation the out of sorts JYD spat into the crowd. Replays on all news stations that night carried photos of the drugged up JYD unintentionnly spitting in a young female fans face as Black Tiger crys out in pain in the ring. A commen question asked by media outlets across the nation the next morning was if Ritter was "The Next Chris Benoit?"

We return to the studio where after Leno uninetionally makes a joke or two about how ironic the junkyard dog wrestling name is given his drug problems. He does this while highlighting how he us now going to adopt a more serious tone because what we just saw was the reason most professional wrestling shows were pulled from television schedules for the past few months and he says this is a serious topic. Once he is settled he introduces the man the whole controversy surrounded, The Junkyard Dog Sylvester Ritter.

JYD looks great and credits Rehab and his sponsor for getting him clean & Sober, he tells Jay that he is back training and is getting back Mentally and Physically in top condition. He says that BWA chairman Bounty Hunter personally paid for all of this and he owes him a personal thank you but more than that he talks of his remorse for his actions that night and his actions leading up to that night. He admits that he was on a self distructive path and that he should have never let it go so far. He says he is up nights thinking about what he did to Black Tiger and the wrestling industry as a whole that night. He says that although he is truely sorry he is not going to ask for their forgivness, instead he wants to prove that he has changed and he wants to contribute to the industry that he has damaged before he is deserving of being forgiven.

Jay thanks JYD for coming here tonight especially as he informs the audience JYD has to head straight off because later tonight he is performing at a BWA house show in his first match back in the ring since the before eluded to incident.

Leno's mood then changes as he introduces his second guest replacing JYD on his couch, a man Jay describes as a personal friend and a former 2 time world heavyweight champion....Bobby Lashley

Lashley and Leno have a light hearted chat about the wrestling industry, Bobby's time fighting MMA, including the victory over Bob Sapp who has recently gotten back into PW, the contrast between those two industries and finally about Lashley's own return to Professional wrestling as he announces he has just signed a contract with the BWA.

pictured above is Bobby Lashley's expression as Leno introduced his next guest

When asked why he chose to sign with the BWA, Lashley once again brought up BWA chairman Bounty Hunter, he says that he simply made him and offer he couldent refuse and coupled with the kind of person he is as evident by his giving the JYD a second chance in the wrestling business he felt it would be a good fit. Lashley prepares to make way for the next guest but Leno says seing as they are friends he is going to ask him to stick around for a while as the host thinks he will enjoy meeting his next guest...Jenna Jameson

The world reknown Pornstar gets a great reception from the Audience although some seem puzzled to see her here. Leno says that he can see from their faces not everyone is familiar with her past experience in Pro Wrestling and asks her to explain. He reminds everyone that she knows how to get extreme in more than one way as she made a number of appearances with Extreme Championship Wrestling starting with the PPV Hardcore Heaven '97 as a valet for the Dudley family. She also mentions another appearance at ECW Living Dangerously on March 1, 1998 and talks about the few months where she was ECW's on-screen interviewer. Jay also comically makes light of a 1998 vignette she filmed with Val Venis, a character in the WWE at the time.

She then speaks about women in the industry today, the wrestling industry that is and she doesnt speak too highly of the current crop of "Divas". She says they have lost their attitude, saying that they went for the Jenna Jameson look to create the illusion of sex appeal but that sex appeal is all about attitude and that without that all you have is a load of talentless bimbos. She says that the audience has realised this and that that is the reason that Divas matches these days are often reffered to as "piss break time".

This brings her nicely to the answer of Jay's next question which relates to her current involvement in PWA, specifically the BWA. She says that she wants to bring the attitude back to PW and that that is why she has returned to this what she describes as her second industry and it is also why she has brought her man back to the industry he loves. She also then notes that it was ironic that the one big name women with attitude left in the busines Vicky Guerrero had to lose her contract with the BWA to bring about her arrival but says that although Vicky got your attension it got you to switch the channel, but with her she says eyes will be kept peeled to the screne. She is then however pressed about who "her man" is by Leno, which leads her to introduce his final guest for the evening the man she manages and motivates, the (self-proclaimed) Master and Ruler of the World and former 6 time world champion Psycho Sid Vicious

After Sid emerges from the back Leno plays a clip showing Jenna and his recent arrival in the BWA coming from out of nowhere and interupting a match between former BWA competitors Kerry Von Erich & Muhammad Hussan. With Jameson screaming orders at him and with the elment of surprise to his advantage he impressively took out both men upon his arrival. Both recieving huge powerbombs and being placed on the injured list until their contacts expired. A few quick shots are also shown of him dismantling local jobbers in seconds in the following week once again with Jenna at ringside.

When we return Sid talk about how good it feels to be back inside a wrestling ring doing what he does best, inflicting pain on others. Leno then asks him if he can sum up exactly why he is here tonight, if there is any one thing he wants to say to the millions watching at home? Jenna however is the one who answers here and says that the previous video clip should say all he viewing public need to know about Sid, he's back and he means business, however she says he does have a message for all the other wrestler contracted to the BWA. Sid steps up out of his seat now and states "Nobody is as dominant as me, nobody is as ruthless as me, nobody is as powerfull as me, and nobody can stand up to what I have to offer. One by one I will take you all out if you stand in my way because nobody can defeat me!!

Sid's intense glare into the camera as his statement sinks in is interupted though by Bobby Lashley defiantly saying "I CAN!" as he stands up to go eye to eye with Sid. Luckily a number of large security guards break the two of them up beforey the come to blows and eventually at Leno's behest Lashley makes his way to the back avoiding an on air confrontation.

After everything is calmed down Leno reminds everone of his words at the beginning of the show where he said no PW fan should miss the show as he had a number of bombshells for them the first of which he can no longer wait to announce. He then lets the world know that in 4 and a half weeks time the BWA will hold it's first ever King of the Ring tournament and that at that PPV and during the build up he has signed a deal to join the BWA commentary team. He says he cannot wait to be lined up beside good old JR Jim Ross in the commentary booth and see all the best PW action first hand. He also states that this deal means that each and every week he will have access to the biggest stars in the BWA on his show and will continue to provide the most indept and up to date coverage to the masses of prefessional wrestling fans as a result.

Similarily to the others he asked tonight he then speaks about why he chose to make this deal with the BWA and once again highlights how negotiating with BWA chairman was a delight compared to his past dealing with PW management but he does admit that the sheer amount of big announcements that the man known simply as Bounty Hunter has afforded him to make did also make his decision much easier, before he starts to make his second big BWA related anouncement but this one he gives a bit more of a backstory.

He says that since "the Incident" as he had said previously most promotions found TV deals hard to come by and that the BWA were not seperate from this fact but that his own employers at NBC had taken a chance with the BWA on a short term TV & PPV deal considering their reputation was exemplary until the world of PW was rocked by this incident. However that deal like virtually all of the ones secured by promotions in the wake of the TNA incident had certain PG guidlines as a part of it and again like with the other promotions the BWA has admitted recently it has suffered somewhat creatively by having limitations imposed upon it. Therefore he is pleased that his curent employers have allowed him to announce the BWA's switch of programming provider as of the KOTR PPV. He says it is very big of them to higlight such a presticious brand leaving their shores but says he will do his best to bring fans right back her for his show who have watched him on the now home of the BWA as of this night next week, when BWA Raw will go live on HBO

He talks about how the BWA always saw itself as the HBO of the wrestling scene or so as to speak. They dont pander to the idea that you have to do something non PG all the time because its your hook instead just dont limit ideas and promos creatively and if it feels like someone should drop an f-bomb, give a vicious beatdown or do something else non pg then let them etc once its properly planned and controlled. Dont push blood and hardcore etc but if two wrestlers decide in the heat of a rivalry to do what some critics would call an extra spot that maybe they wouldent do with a majority underage audience because of how it looks, well perhaps let them etc. He says that HBO was an obvious fit for the BWA as it heads into a new chapter in its storied history and that he is proud to be there at the beginning.

He then aknowledges that he is breaking off from his announcements but now, as a temporary member of the BWA roster, he wanted to call out Eric Bischoff and WECWF on something. He says that over the past few weeks we have heard Bischoff and co. repeat that Vince McMahon left the MNG and Hulk Hogan left the BWA while he was still in the WECWF and according to him this means he won the monday night war. Leno calls this an incredible claim considering both WECWF and MNG were left in the BWAs wake in terms of ratings and PPV numbers last year. If anything the fact that Bischoff is still there while Hogan has left shows that the BWA has continued to evolve while the WECWF just stands still. He also quips that it seems Bischoff cant even control his own promotion let alone monday nights, before going as far as to bring up the results from the WECWF vs BWA vs MNG ppv last year which although controversial clearly did not make good reading for MNG & WECWF.

He then says his final 2 big announcements can wait till atleast his next show as he instead will play us out tonight with a video recapping how the BWA has evolved this past year. He says that not all his late night shows will be like this but that if fans are watching who wouldent normally tune into wrestling that they should watch this and re-evaluate their opinion on the industry as it's the best of the best.

Below we have highlighted some of the more important recent developments this video showcases to Leno's vast TV audience.

The video starts at the top of the card where Rikidozan's dominant reign as WHC is recapped

it goes all the way back to when he did what everyone else has failed to do and killed Hulkamania when both mens careers in the BWA aswell as the title were on the line. He had done all this and remained undefeated having been victorious over Roddy Piper in his debut at BWA:Re-Awakening and yet he still didnt get the respect he felt he deserved from the BWA fans. This made him bitter and angry, with him taking his rage out on his opponents for the title. Most recently it shows how he stirred up controversy with Jerry "The King" Lawler over considering himself the King of the BWA and how he has been seen to be keeping Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat at arms lenght with Kenta Kobashi among others blocking his path.

It was actually in that feud that Kenta seemed to finally win over the BWA audience, turning his back on his former leader and his cries to Injure steamboat, as instead the two faced off after a show of respect to see who the better man was. Steamboat won but on another night it could have easily gone the other way. The video also recaps how a month before that Kenta's tag partner Mitsuharu Misawa had gotten injured during a match between them and the current BWA tag team champions the Brisco brothers, however this is done more to higlight that his return from injury is iminent. Misawa like Rikidozan never quite liked having to speak English and used a translater. Although in Misawa's case it was Kenta's broken English that acted as his translater, the video then hints at question of how they will co-exist when Misawa returns now that Kobashi has defied Rikidozan.

It also then briefly highlights a number of the other new BWA superstars including the IC champ Jushin "Thunder" Liger and the BWA tag team champions The Briscoes.

As the show ends the NBC studios logo is standing side by side with the BWA logo pictured below indication this was a joint production between both brands.

After a few seconds the old BWA logo fades out and this newer logo appears beside its HBO counterpart, which replaces NBC... this truely is a new era for the BWA



BWA Roster 2011:
Mitsuharu Misawa
Kenta Kobashi
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jushin "Thunder" Liger
The Great Sasuke
Rikidōzan
Ultimo Dragon
Sid Vicious
Bobby Lashley
Junkyard Dog
The Briscoes
Jay Leno
Jenna Jameson

Spongey1975

SWE LIVE – Week 1

Commentator – “Good evening Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to SWE Live debut on TV3 with a wrestling extravaganza live from the Spongezone in Sligo in the north west of Ireland. We are fresh from the SpongeWars PPV and all eyes are now focussed on the highlight of the wrestling calendar, SpongeMania, just a short 5 weeks away and what a show we have lined up tonight, The SWE Heavyweight Championship is on the line in a Champion vs Champion match as the SWE Heavyweight champion Lou Thesz defends the title in our main event tonight against the SWE Interprovincial champion Jeff Jarrett and we also have a number one contender match for the SWE Heavyweight Championship in a triple threat match involving Sting, Randy Orton & Terry Funk.”

In the Ring
Music interrupts the commentator and out to the ring comes Macho Libre. He grabs the mic. “Buenos Nochas, Oh Yeah, Dig it. Livin La Vida Loca, yeah, livin la vida loca. Say everything twice, yeah, say everything twice, oh yeah. So this is SWE. Ohhh Yeahhhh. Macho Libre is looking to control the Spongezone, yeah, control the Spongezone. Macho Libre is looking to entertain the fans, yeah, entertain the fans. Let me tell you something something something something. Ohhh Yeahhh”

“EXXXXCCUUUUUSSSSEEEE MEEEEEE” wails out over the speakers. Everyone grabs their ears in agony & dogs are barking incessantly. Then focus is turned to the shapely figure (yes round is a shape) making her way down to the ring. It’s the general manager Vickie Guerrero. As she gets in the ring the whole crowd boos. “Excuse Me” she says trying to get the crowd to stop booing. This only makes it worse. “Excuse Me” she shouts out still unable to stop the crowd booing. She continues to speak despite the constant booing. “You say you want to control the Spongezone. Let me tell you that I am the general manager of the SWE and I am the only person who will ever control the Spongezone. You are a joke. You can’t even come up with an original gimmick. All you need now is a Mexican version of Miss Elizabeth and you’ll be a complete couple” Macho Libre comes back to say “I may not have Miss Elizabeth with me today but we do have Miss Piggy with us”. The crowd laughs and Vickie is mortified and slaps Macho Libre. Macho Libre threatens to strike back but Vickie says “Wait, wait, you cant touch me or I’ll have your ass fired. Just to show how much of a joke you are I’ve arranged an opponent for you to face next” Music starts and out comes Edge and Vickie leaves the arena. As Edge & Vickie pass each other on the ramp they give each other a cold stare.

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Match: Edge vs Macho Libre
Edge comes to the ring carrying the briefcase that guarantees him a title shot anytime anywhere. He gets in the ring and despite an early flurry of offense from Macho Libre, Edge quickly takes control and quickly disposes of Macho Libre with a spear to pick up the 1-2-3. Winner: Edge

He grabs the mic “After winning the gruelling 6 man ladder match at SpongeWars to win the guaranteed title shot I will wait for the ultimate opportunity to cash in my contract and become the new SWE Heavyweight Championship”

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Backstage
Matt Hardy is showing his new smart phone to MVP
Matt Hardy: “Isn’t technology great, look at this new phone, it can do anything”
MVP “What do you need that for, it’s probably got a load of junk on it that you will never use”
Matt Hardy “It’s got a Magic Eight Ball app that can answer any question about the future you want. Watch this”
He types the question ‘Will I win the number one contenders match for the SWE Interprovincial Championship tonight?’ He shakes the phone and the phone says ‘Yes you will’.
Matt Hardy “You see, it works”
MVP “Wait a minute, you’re fighting me in that number one contenders match”
Matt Hardy “Oh sorry dude, good luck next time. Technology never lies” and walks away to leave MVP looking bemused.

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Match: SWE Heavyweight Championship Number One Contenders Match – Randy Orton vs Sting vs Terry Funk
Terry Funk comes out first to enormous applause. The crowd respect his toughness and his ability to dish out and take plenty of punishment. Then comes Randy Orton with a slow and methodical walk to the ring. The crowd jeer him. Last to appear is Sting who gets the biggest cheer. The three of them face off in the ring. Randy goes straight for Sting and Terry Funk goes for Orton. Sting and Funk get the better of Orton and send him flying out the ring. Huge cheers and Sting and Funk absorb it all in. Funk however doesn’t wait around and attacks Sting. He gains control and hits Sting with a snap DDT. He goes for the pin but Orton, who is outside the ring pulls Funk outside to stop the three count. He clotheslines Funk and goes in the ring to try to pin Sting but Sting kicks out. Orton begins to work on Sting but unable to get the pinfall. Funk now gets up on the apron and attempts to come in the ring but Orton sees him, grabs him and sets him up for a rope hung DDT. An attempted pin by Orton on Funk is disrupted by Sting. Sting begins to regain control and begins to wear down Orton. Funk meanwhile rolls out of the ring. Orton keeps kicking out of all Stings pinfall attempts but looks to be on his last legs but out of nowhere he hits Sting with an RKO. The two lie inside the ring unable to move. The crowd cheers loudly to try to get Sting up but Orton crawls over to Sting, drapes his arm over him and the ref counts 1, 2, Sting kicks out unbelievably. Orton cant believe it and remonstrates with the referee that it should have been 3. As this happens Sting is slowly getting up on his feet and Funk gets back in the ring with a steel chair. Funk belts Orton as he is facing the referee. Orton falls to the ground in agony and rolls out of the ring. As Funk faces to turn Sting to hit him with the chair, Sting catches him with a Scorpion Death Drop and scores the pin. The crowd cheer as Sting’s hand is raised as the winner and new Number One Contender for the SWE Heavyweight Championship. Winner: Sting

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In the Ring
The SWE Tag Team Champions The Rock n Roll Express come to the ring. Robert Gibson grabs the mic “Its great to be here in the SWE” The crowd cheers. Ricky Morton takes the mic “The SWE is where it’s at and we have risen from the bottom, beaten some of the best tag teams and now we stand before you the SWE Tag Team champions. And we welcome all challengers and ….”

Music sounds to interrupt Morton and out to the ring comes The Dream Team. Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake square up to Gibson & Morton. Greg Valentine grabs the mic “You say you welcome all challenges, well we are here to issue you with a challenge for the SWE Tag Team Championships.” Gibson replies “As we mentioned before we were rudely interrupted we welcome all challengers but you have to prove that you are worthy challengers for these belts. If you can beat us here next week then we will give you a title match. If not you can go to the bottom of the ladder like everyone else.”

Brutus takes the mic “You’re on” and as Beefcake & Valentine turn to get out of the ring they instead move to strike Morton & Gibson. However the move is telegraphed by Morton & Gibson who block the strike and reply with a few hits of their own and knock The Dream Team out of the ring. Beefcake and Valentine are livid and stomping their fists on the apron. Security staff then usher them slowly up the ramp to the entrance. They keep shouting out “Wait til we get you next week” as the retreat backstage.

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Match: SWE Interprovincial Championship Number One Contenders Match – Matt Hardy vs MVP
Both Matt Hardy & MVP come out to huge cheers from the crowd. They shake hands at the start to acknowledge the respect they have for each other. The match starts slowly with each wrestler applying holds only to have them reversed. Matt Hardy gets control of the match and gets a close 3 count after a Side Effect. MVP turns the tables though after Hardy missed a moonsault off the top rope. MVP sets Hardy up for his trademark elbow drop and has the whole crowd shout “BALLIN’”. MVP sets Hardy up for a drive by kick but Hardy sidesteps him and gets him with a Twist of Fate and gets the pin to become the new number one contender for the SWE Interprovincial Championship. Winner: Matt Hardy

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Backstage
Randy Orton paces back and forth showing obvious disappointment at his loss earlier in the evening. His father Cowboy Bob Orton comes up to him. “Son, what happened to you out there?” Randy replies “I don’t know, I thought I had the win” Bob says “Son, you have a greater destiny in front of you. There are plenty of legends in this company and you are destined to be greater than all of them, even me. You need to make a statement and stamp your greatness on this company”. Bob walks away and Randy starts to think to himself and lets a grin out to suggest a plan has entered his head.

The camera cuts elsewhere backstage to MVP walking, he is again visibly disappointed at his loss earlier in the night. He passes by a poster on the wall and stops. It has a picture of MVP with an X over it and reads. “NOT WELCOME IN THE S.W.E” He rips the poster off the wall and walks away even more angrier.

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Main Event Match: SWE Heavyweight Championship – Lou Thesz (c) vs Jeff Jarrett
Lou Thesz comes out to enormous applause. He has held the championship for 9 months and has been unstoppable against all challengers. Jeff Jarrett appears with his custom guitar and SWE Interprovincial Championship belt. The match starts slow with Jarrett keeping Thesz at a distance. A mistake allows Jarrett to hit with a diving crossbody. Jarrett continues with a slow beating of Thesz but unable to get the 3 count. Jarrett attempts a sleeper hold on Thesz. Thesz weakens and falls forward sending Jarrett into the ref and both the ref and Jarrett fall through the ropes. While outside the ring Jarrett grabs his guitar and crawls back into the ring looking to smash it over Thesz’s head. Thesz ducks however and the guitar hit misses. Thesz grabs Jarrett, gives him 3 german suplexes and then applies the STF to Jarrett. Jarrett immediately taps out but the referee is still outside the ring and unable to see the tap. Thesz grabs the referee outside the ring and rolls him inside. However when Thesz gets back in the ring Jarrett attempts a roll up for a close 2 count. Thesz immediately recovers, gives Jarrett a powerbomb and gets the 3 count to retain the title. Winner: Lou Thesz

The referee raises Lou Theszs arm as champion but Randy Orton rushes out to the ring and gives Thesz a RKO. Orton grabs a steel chair and hits Thesz several times as he is laying prone on the canvas. Orton slowly retreats out of the ring with a grin to show how happy he is with events just gone. As Orton slips backstage out rushes Edge with his guaranteed contract briefcase and hands it to the referee. Edge orders the referee to start the match and as Thesz stumbles to his feet Edge hits him with a spear and the referee counts a 1-2-3 and we have a new champion. Edge celebrates hoisting up the SWE Heavyweight Championship Belt.

Commentator – “What a finish to this inaugural episode of SWE Live from the Spongezone. Make sure to tune in next week when we see the events of tonight unfold further. Good night ladies & gentlemen.”

END SHOW

flahavaj

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels needs no introduction. He is the NWA World Heavyweight Champion, the showstoppa, the greatest performer in the history of the sport. This all despite wearing those embarrassing leather pants from Brokeback Mountain and being unique in sporting both a ponytail and a bald patch simultaneously. They'd look cat on anyone else, but somehow HBK pulls it off.

Michaels' best friend and tag team partner is Marty Jannetty. Jannetty is a hoor for the drink and drugs and has a long history of being fired from wrestling companies for no-showing his bookings. HBK has helped him get back on his feet and to kick the boottle once and for all and Jannetty has never looked better for it. That still doesn't explain the needless tassles he still wears from his elbows though.

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase has lots of money and always gets his man. Never short of a few pound, he loves nothing more than a short cut to the top. His laugh is beyond epic and flahavaj secretly wants a jacket just like his.


Stan Hansen is a hardy old b*stard. He drinks like a fish and will bayte you if you cross him. His fearsome lariat has been known to stop a prize heifer in its tracks on the Hansen ranch.

Finlay is another hard man who has never forgotten his East Belfast roots. He loves nothing more than a feed of Harp and to sing songs expressing anti-British sentiments at the top of his voice. Rumours that he once ran guns into Drogheda for Gerry Adams have never been confirmed nor denied.

The Road Warriors are the Tag Team Champions of the World. They have destroyed every team in their path on their way to the summit of the tag ranks and are rapidly running out of competition.

Masahiro Chono is the reigning IWGP Champion. He has arrived in the NWA as part of their international talent trade del with New Japan Pro Wrestling and intends to raise the prestige of his title by beating he best America has to offer.

"Superstar" Billy Graham is an awful man for the ladies and he loves himself. He's the whole time staring in the mirror flexing his biceps and kissing the guns.

The Dudley Boyz Yet to Appear

King Kong Bundy is a loveable eegit of a man. Everyone likes King Kong but he's a bit of a lazy so and so who's a bit too fond of the aul do-nuts. He has never fulfilled tthe huge promise in the wrestling world that a man his size undoubtedly has. But don't get him angry. You wouldn't like him if he got angry.

La Familia del Santo arrived into the NWA with huge reputations from Mexico's AAA organisation. The NWA is committed to giving fans the best in international action. The high flying style of the icon Santo and his son have blown everyone away and their two year feud with "Los Rudos" - Konnan and Gory Guerrero - has spilt over the border from Mexico into the US.

Ricky Hatton Yet to appear. He'll probably try and steal Bundy's do-nuts whe he does.

Gerard C. Colour commentator and life and soul of the Irish Announce Table (we couldn't afford a Spanish announce table as we spent the budget on Buckfast) he will join friend and fellow Munster Man the Bauld Flah on commentary in the NWA this year. Jimmy Magee eat your heart out.



New NWA Colour Commentator Gerard C poses outside NWA sponsors' Supervalu shop in Clonmel.

Furious-Red

We are welcomed to the RDS for the next FCW Show . Before the pyro could go off Rey Mysterio's music hits and heads to the ring

Opening Segment:



Mysterio cuts to the chase and is out to confront the person who attacked him and wants them to be a man to come out and face him and the consquence . Mysterio doesnt have to wait long as Mercury walks out and makes fun of Mysterio until Rey stops and says he knows it was Mercury who has a shocked face but once again laughs. He says he wanted to be a good friend to Morrison and help him become champion but for some reason he was an un-gratefull.................. Morrisons music hits and runs towards the ring and gives out to Mercury for doing this saying as much as he wanted to become Champion he would have never taken Mysterio to do so and apologises to Mysterio but Mercury just laughs again but Morrisons gets in his face , but Sheamus sneaks into the ring and attacks Mysterio and all hell breaks loose as a big announcement comes on saying there will be a Mysterio/Morrison vs Mercury/Sheamus Main Event as referees had to split them up

Opening Match Number 1 Contender Match For The IC Championship
X-Pac vs Lethal
Pope joins the commentary table with his new pimping IC Championship

Fast paced match with both men wanting to face Pope for the championship. in the end just as it looked like Lethal was going to hit the Lethal combination but Pac would turn it into the X factor for the win

Winner and Number 1 Contender for the IC Championship: X-Pac

X Pac starts to beat down on Lethal adding insult to injury but Pope would get into the ring and make the save , but as Pope was checking out lethal X-Pac would hit a low blow on Pope followed by an X Factor



Backstage Segment: Tara/Madison/Test are walking towards the entrance ahead of their 3 on 2 handicap match against Gail Kim/Matt Morgan

Second Match:
Test/Madison/Tara vs Matt Morgan/Gail Kim/Molly Holly
As the match was about to start Gail got on the mic to say that unfortunatley for them she has found the third person for their team and Tara you know her very well...............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml7qeDszcp8

It doesnt take long for all hell to break loose with Test and Morgan fighting each other threw the crowd and is no down to the 4 women , Molly is dying to be tagged in while Madison/Tara beat down on Gail , just as Madison came off the the top rope Gail would counter it into a ddt and tag in Molly who went into over gear on Madison but Tara wouldnt get in the ring , Just as Molly hit a Northern Lights Suplex for the win Tara would break up the pin , Molly would take a shot at Molly allowing Madison to gain control and then tagged in Tara who set up Molly on the top rope but as Madison was being detained on the apron Gail would slip in the ring and would hit a kick to head knocking her off the top rope and gail taking out Madison. Molly would step up and hit the Molly Go Round on Tara for the win

Winners: Molly Holly , Gail Kim and Matt Morgan



Backstage Segment: We see Morgan and Test fighting all through the backstage area it looks like Morgan was going to hit a powerbomb on test through a table but Albert would hit him with a chair allowing Test and Albert to hit a double chokeslam on Morgan through the table.
Could we be seeing a re union of T&A?????????????

Third Match
Albert vs Monty Brown

Just as Monty Brown was walking towards the ring Albert and Test would attack him and beat him down followed by another chokeslam through the announcers table .

No Contest

Main Event:
Mysterio/Morrison vs Sheamus/Mercury

Even before the bell rang there was a lot of tension between both teams , it started off with Mercury and Morrison brawling around the ring until Sheamus would distract Morrison allowing Mercury to get control of the match , lots of tags between Sheamus and Mercury beating down on Morrison. Mercury whispered into Sheamus's ear and they set Morrison up for MNMs Snapshot but Morrison would sneak out of it and make the important tag to Mysterio who flew off the top rope taking out both men , Mysterio would use his speed as his advantage but you could still see Mysterio was not 100% and Sheamus would see that and hit a big boot knocking Mysterio to the outside , Now they had the advantage again but Mysterio would not give up or quit . Luckily as Mercury was on the top rope Morrison would kick him off allowing Mysterio to roll over and tag Morrison who was well rested and cleaned house and hit the Springboard kick on Sheamus but Mercury would break it up , but Mysterio would get involved and take out himself and Mercury over the top rope , Sheamus would hit the Broach Kick for the 2 count and set Morrison up for the Celtic Cross but Morrison would get out of it and hit another Springboard kick quickly followed up by a Star Ship Pain for the win

Winners: Mysterio and Morrison

Mr.Nice Guy

Main recap from last week

- Vader attacked Jumbo Tsuruta
- Ole and Gene Anderson revealed themselves and beat up Barry Windham
- The Rougeaus debuted attacking Jim Duggan and Magnum, helping the Nasty Boys retain the tag titles
- Cornette again suggested someone was controlling things behind the scenes
- The New Age Outlaws walked out on Triple H
- Christian laid out The Game to close the show

We are live tonight from Austin, Texas.

Opening
The show opens with HHH coming out who's not happy about the Outlaws walking out and leaving Christian to assault him. He says he thought D-X were tight?



He also blames Cornette and says the chaos around here is affecting everybody. Hunter says it was a horrible week. He gets beaten up, his friends walk out on him and some internet nerds call him the most overrated wrestler ever. Hunter says it's a load of crap and he is sick of it.

"Oh you didn't know..."



The Outlaws come out and say Hunter's ego is to blame and Hunter only cares about himself. Hunter says that's not true and claimed he had pulled some strings to get the Outlaws a number one contender match next week against the winners of the Rougeaus vs Duggan/Magnum match later on. Hunter says he needs to know D-X is tight once again though and wants them to beat Christian in a handicap match tonight to prove themselves, assuming Christian has the guts. Christian's music then hit.



Christian said Hunter need not worry about his bravery. Christian said he's so brave he made it through half an hour of Hunter's new movie before he needed to leave and take a crap. Christian said he is not afraid to face Road Dogg and Billy tonight but warned them that trusting Hunter was a mistake. Road Dogg said he could be right but they need to be number 1 contenders for the tag titles and are willing to go through Christian to get it. Cornette then came out.



Cornette said 'son-in-law' is acting like a bigger crybaby than Leno did when Conan replaced him. Cornette said he is willing to make the main event match but wondered how Hunter can pull strings when he has not had a conversation with him? HHH said he doesn't trust Cornette. He accuses him of knowing more than he is letting on and said the crazy stuff going on the last few weeks like the Nasty Boys and the Rougeaus showing up are Cornette's fault. This is why D-X has been suffering. HHH said if Christian wants to talk about trust perhaps HE should be careful about trusting Cornette. Hunter said trust one thing only - at Wrestlemania he will retain the World Title and tonight Christian is getting his ass kicked. We go to commercial.

Backstage segment
Christian asked Cornette if he had anything to do with what's been happening the last few weeks. Cornette said no and that son-in-law is trying to make him look bad. Road Dogg and Billy then showed up and said they had no beef with Christian but they needed to beat him tonight. Christian then asked them if Hunter is behind the stuff that's been going on the last few weeks. Road Dogg said they can vouch for the fact that Hunter and the Outlaws were really close and whatever is happening behind the scenes, Hunter isn't responsible. Christian said he believed them. Cornette said he'd made a call to someone to restore order to the show next week, to be revealed later. As he left, the Outlaws said they didn't think Cornette, with his history, could be trusted.

Match - The Rougeaus vs Magnum TA & Jim Duggan

J.R. noted the winner gets to fight for the right to be number one contender for the tag gold next week on MNG.

The Rougeaus came out to their 'All American' theme to large boos. Magnum came out again looking very hurt.

*Flashback* Brody has been attacking Magnum the last number of weeks for some unknown reason...

Magnum got on the mic and said Brody and he had a personal issue that he didn't want to discuss as it had no place in wrestling. He said Brody would pay for what he's done the last few weeks and if he showed up tonight, he would make him regret it.

The match was competitive for the most part but Magnum again started to feel weak so Duggan tagged himself in and then refused to allow Magnum to come in. During the match Brody walked out on the ramp and Magnum took chase after him. That left Duggan on his own and the Rougeaus got the win.



Winners: The Fabulous Rougeaus

So the Rougeuas will face the Outlaws next week for the right to be number 1 contenders (as long as the Outlaws beat Christian later).

Backstage segment
Afterwards the Rougeaus celebrated with the Nasties and they said hopefully the tag titles will stay with one of the two teams at Mania. Christian entered and asked them if they knew what was responsible behind the scenes at MNG? Knobbs said they were not the kind of guys to gossip and laughed. Jacques said he thought Christian would be cooler being a fellow Canadian but he was 'tres lame'. Christian said he didn't realise he needed to dress up like the guy from Due South to look cool. He said the four of them looked like rejects from the Village People. The Nasty Boys said they would beat his ass right there and then but they needed him to win the handicap match later so as to keep the Outlaws from being in the #1 contenders match next week. They all therefore wished him luck and left laughing.

Meanwhile, Duggan showed up at his and Magnum's dressing room and on the walls was written 'Payback's a bitch'. Magnum was there and looked dejected.



Magnum said they'd need to take time off as a team because his head wasn't in the game right now. He needed to shut Brody up once and for all. Duggan asked what Brody's vendetta was about and how could he get payback on the Rougeaus without him? Magnum apologised and said he was on his own now. He left the arena.

Match - Vader vs Barry Windham (non-title)

It was announced that Ole Anderson and Barry Windham will meet at Mania for the IC Title. Ole and Gene came out to watch at ringside. Before the match Vader said he didn't know if Jumbo was there but he challenged him to a match at Mania.

The match was a great hard hitting encounter between the two men. The finish came with Ole and Gene causing a distraction allowing Vader to gain control and win with the Vader Bomb.

Winner: Vader



The three men afterwards began beating on Windham but Jumbo Tsuruta came down with a chair and chased them off. Jumbo grabbed a mic and staring at Vader up on the ramp simply said - 'You, Me, Wrestlemania!' The announcers said the card was starting to take shape now.

Segment
Cornette appeared on the titantron and noted the chaos happening the last few weeks. He announced to the Texas crowd that there was going to be a special enforcer here from next week on to try and bring order to MNG and it was a man they knew very well. That man's name is...Chuck Norris! The Texas crowd gave a big pop for oul' Walker himself.



Main event match - Christian vs The New Age Outlaws

The Outlaws need to win to face the Rougeaus next week for the right to be number 1 contenders. If Christian wins the Rougeaus are automatically the number 1 contenders.

The match was fast-paced and The Outlaws were required to tag in and out. HHH was shown backstage rooting for the Outlaws while the Nasties and the Rougeaus cheered on Christian. Christian started strong but the numbers game proved difficult. Christian hit the Unprettier on Road Dogg and looked to have the match won but Billy broke up the pin. The finish came with the Outlaws hitting some double team moves and Billy then hit Christian with a fame-asser off the top rope for the pin.

Winners: The New Age Outlaws



Backstage Hunter grinned. The Outlaws now face the Rougeaus next week to determine the number 1 contenders for the tag titles.

Following the match the Nasties and the Rougeaus ran down and began beating up on the Outlaws and hitting some shots on Christian. Hunter then ran down with his sledgehammer and the Nasties and Rougeaus left the ring.



Triple H nailed the weakened Christian with the sledgehammer and went to check on the Outlaws. He helped them to their feet - then he nailed Road Dogg and Gunn with the sledgehammer.

JR: 'What the hell is this about?! Triple H just nailed the other members of D-X for goodness sakes!

Hunter looked at the Nasty Boys and the Rougeaus and smiled. They came in the ring and all of them hugged.

Cornette came charging down the ring, brushed past the Nasties and Rougeau and got in Hunter's face. He demanded to know what this was all about. Hunter then told the Nasties and Rougeaus to attack Cornette. Windham, Hacksaw Duggan and Jumbo Tsuruta came down to help but the Minnesota Wrecking Crew - Gene and Ole - then came down and so the heels had a 7 on 6 advantage. Hunter hit the pedigree on Christian and had them all hold Cornette up and he hit the pedigree on him too. He then grabbed a mic as the Texas crowd booed and began throwing things.

HHH: 'Are you dumb rednecks really surprised? Hey Cornette, you wondered who was causing the chaos around here the last few weeks? Well it was ME. It was me that brought in the men you see standing in this ring - the Rougeaus, the Nasty Boys and the Minnesota Wrecking Crew. It was also me that encouraged Brody to go after Magnum. As for Vader, well he went after Jumbo of his own accord, but that suits us just fine. You want to know how I did it, Jimbo? Think about it - you like to call me 'son-in-law'. Well my father-in-law may not be here any more but who do you think bought him out you dumb son of a bitch? So you, Bischoff, Heyman, that big chinned fool on BWA, and every other promotion need to realise where the power in wrestling really lies.

We have taken out all of our enemies and will soon have all the gold. They don't call me the cerebral assasin for nothing. As for the Outlaws, walking out on me last week means you don't deserve to be a part of this. What you are looking at here is the most dominant force in professional wrestling and at Wrestlemania all of the gold and all of the power in Monday Night Grappling will remain with us.'

Hunter adds that he has been leader of Evolution and leader of D-Generation X. However this time it's not about evolution - this is about revolution.

Show 2 flashback = 'Road Dogg says things are getting out of hand around here but they intend to get those tag titles. Sags says there is an air of revolution about and the Outlaws might get left behind.

Hunter walks in and glares at the Nasty Boys who leave.'

HHH says this time they are not degenerates, but are just as extreme. He says they are what you might call a hybrid of the two.

Triple H: 'You can call us...The R-Evolution X. (T-REX)

The show goes off the air with Hunter raising the gold aloft and all seven members of this new group celebrating.

JR: 'This outfit have seized control here. Cornette has been taken out. The contenders for the titles have been taken out. I don't know if anyone can do anything about this. What the hell will happen next week?!

The credits roll...

thebostoncrab

FUSION PRO WRESTLING
Week Four

We are live in Boston for another Fusion Pro Wrestling show. We are almost ready for our debut PPV King of The Ring and tonight CEO Seán Reid has announced that a number of the matches for the show will be made public this evening. With that The Four Horsemens music plays as Chris Benoit, The American Wolves and Dusty Rhodes make their way to the ring to loud boos from the sold out crowd. Chris has a microphone, but cannot speak as of yet as the loud boos and "asshole" chants from the crowd drown him out. Eventually he gets a chance.

During the week,the CEO of Fusion Pro Wrestling said he would announce some of the match ups for A New Level. We see this as the perfect chance to strengthen our quest to destory pro wrestling. When I signed a contract with this company, one of the conditions I had was that I would be given a chance to become the first Fusion Pro Wrestling heavyweight champion. Davey and Eddie signed the same dea for the tag belts.

There is no better way to take wrestling to the grave than by taking the things that every wrestler dreams about holding, and make sure that they cannot be won by anyone again. So at A New Level, The American Wolves will win the Fusion Pro Wrestling tag-belts, and I'll hold that heavyweight title high at the end of the night, and then throw it straight in the trash. Then this company and the vile sport it supports will be burnt to the ground and I, Chris Benoit, will be held as a hero in society, wheter you all know it or not.

Samoe Joes music comes through the PA system and the crowd are on their feet. He stands at the entrance ramp with Colt Cabana and The Extreme Horsemen and has a mic in hand.

You know Chris, you and your two cronies aren't the only ones that signed those contracts. In fact, CEO Seán Reid and I had a chat over the weekend and we both thought that you would pull something like this. So at A New Level, you'll get your matches, but it'll be against The Extreme Horsemen and the man who is pro wrestling, Samoa Joe.

Benoit and the rest of The Four Horsemen look stunned and the fans are delighted. It's offical, at A New Level we will see The American Wolves take on The Extreme Horsemen for the Fusion Pro Wrestling Tag Titles while Chris Benoit will face Samoa Joe for the Fusion Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Championship!

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Backstage, Claudio Castagnoli is sitting down in his dressing room with Miss Elizabeth. She is going over that if it wasn't for him and Hero not being able to focus then it could have been them in the tag title match. At that moment Hero walks in. He tells Castagnoli that he wants to make the last few weeks up to him, so he has signed him up for a match with a wrestler that he thinks will help establish Claudio as one of the best wrestlers on the roster. Claudio is unsure and wants to know who he will be facing.

Hero says it's someone that he was had classic matches with. He is well traveled and is straight edged which makes him betteer than us, but CC can prove that he is not in the same leauge as The Kings of Wrestling. The fans, Elizabeth and Claudio are all thining "it can't be..." as Claudio gets his gear ready as his match is next.

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Match One: Claudio Castagnoli vs. ???

Hero and Miss Elizabeth come out first to join the announcers desk. Claudio comes out and is looking focused and ready. AFI's Miseria Cantare plays through the arena to a huge pop. The fans cannot believe it, CM Punk is here! CM Punk is here! Hero has a huge grin on his face as the crowd suddenly notice that the vocals of the song are a higher pitch than normal. Suddenly it all becomes clear, CM Punk isn't here at all, it's the straight edge chimpunk CP Munk.

Claudio looks pissed as Hero is laughing his ass off. Claudio wastes no time and levels the chimpmunk with several european uppercuts. Hero suddenly runs into the ring and suddenly hits CM Punk. He then rolls out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell. The ref announces that the winner of the match, due to a DQ from interference, CP Munk!

Winner: CP Munk by DQ due to interference.

Hero goes over to Elizabeth, still roaring with laughter that Claudio couldn't beat a guy in a chipmunk suit. Claudio rolls under the bottom rope and turns Hero around. He lays down a challenge at A New Level, him and Hero one-on-one to proove who the best man in The Kings of Wrestling is, and Miss Elizabeth will be the ref to make sure that it's all called down the middle. Hero agrees while Elizabeth is left standing between the two shocked! We go a break.

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Dusty Rhodes is backstage looking into a mirror. Colt Cabana suddenly appears behind him. Dusty turns around and they go face-to-face. Cabana speaks first.

Look, Dusty, I know you don't want a part of this. I know you don't agree with any of the bull that Benoit has been preaching. There is still time to protect your name and our families name. Leave the group and retire with your head held high.

Dusty doesn't say anything, but Benoit appears behind Colt.

It's such a shame Colt that you don't see the message that I have brough to Rhodes here. If you did, then you could be saved to. But I will not stand by and let you try corrupt his mind. Later on you and I in the ring. And don't worry, I'll make sure there is enough left in you for Dusty to finish you off at A New Level.

Benoit walks away with Dusty who keeps his head down. It's Benoit vs. Colt tonight!

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Necro Butcher $50,000 Challenge

The Necro Butcher is out with a suitcase contaning the $50,000 prize he has been advertising to the first person who can knock him out. He is in the ring with a mic, as many fans ringsid motion that they would like to have a go against Necro.

Ever since I started this challenge, I have had people come left right and centre looking to try knock me out. But noone has come close at all.

A fan shouts El Genericos name

Who was lft standing at the end of that? The point is none of the men have been able to beat me. So if anyone backstage still thinks they could knock me out, come out now, or else I'll finish this contest and my name will go down as the toughest son of a bitch in wrestling history.

Suddenly, Aja Kong makes her debut with the company, in her wrestling gear and ready to go. She points at the briefcase and makes a "let's go" signal.

No dice lady, I'm a gentleman, and I'll never lay a hand on a woman.

Aja suddenly slaps Necro across the face hard. Necro shakes his head and walks to the back, as Aja kicks the ropes and keeps screaming "Let's go!" as we go a break.

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Match three: Batista vs. Nikita Kolloff

Kolloff comes out to rubish been thrown at him by the fans at ringside. There is a massive "Olé" chant which pisses him off. Batista makes his way out to a mixed response. Batista jumps onto the apron, but asks for a mic. He tells Kolloff that he was prepared to fight him, but he doesn't want to go into the ring with a man that does what he did to El Generico last week, instead he wants to beat him outside it like the dog he is.

This answer shocks the fans as Nikita jumps out and the two begin to brawl. Batista goes to irish whip Kolloff into the steel ramps but he reseves it and send him into it. He then goes to grab a chair, but suddenly El Generico jumps onto the barrier and throws a yakuza kick towards Kolloff, kicking the chair into his face. The fans are all on their feet as Generico stands over Nikita. He picks him up and throws him into the ring as Batista gets up and the match officaly starts. Batista hits a Batista Bomb and the win.

Winner: Batista by pinfall via Batista Bomb

Generico limps to the back, still selling the attack from last week. Batista begins to follow as Takeshi Morishima comes out. He says that Batista shown a backbone for once, and maybe he can be a great wrestler. But if he wants to prove to Morishima that he is on, he should face him at A New Level. Batista goes face to face with him, and spits on his face. He says he may have stood up for Generico, but that doesn't mean he has changed his ways. He keeps walking to the back and we go to a break.

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Match Three: Colt Cabana vs. Chris Benoit

Both men come out alone, and have a great technical contest that goes back and forth and stays on the mat. Cabana still uses some comedy to try get into Benoits head, but over all he wrestlers a serious match. Cabana locks Chris with the Billys Goats Gruff, but Benoit rolls out of it into the crossface for the win.

Winner: Chris Benoit via submission By Crippler Crossface

Chris doesn't let the move go, as Samoa Joe and The Extreme Horsemen run down the ramp. But the American Wolves jump the barrier and stop the men from reaching the ring as they all brawl. Colt passes out from the pain as Dusty Rhodes comes down into the ring. He stands by Chris and tells him that Cabana has had enough but Benoit keeps going and going. Dusty pleads with him, but Chris stops suddenly stops and slaps Rhodes, telling him he gives the orders and to not forget that he saved him. Dusty shakes his head then walks away. Joe and the Extreme Horsemen have brawled with The American Wolves to backstage as Dusty walks away as we finish up for this week!

A New Level CARD SO FAR:

Fusion Pro-Wrestling Heavyweight Championship
Samoa Joe vs. Chris Benoit

Fusion Pro-Wrestling Tag Team Championship
The American Wolves. The Extreme Horsemen

Retirement Match
Colt Cabana vs. Dusty Rhodes

Chris Hero vs. Claudio Castagnoli
Special Guest Ref: Miss Elizabeth.

SlickRic

Show 1: here

main points from last week...

Jake Roberts makes a statement of intent and leaves Austin a bloody mess.
Bob Sapp spears Gorgeous George.
Tully Blanchard and Brian Pillman, seperately, put the SWF roster on notice that they're out to be successful.
Muhammad Hassan is frustrated at the lack of a title shot.
The tag-team champions, Strike Force, were beaten in non-title action.

SWF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0-lENIRHaM

JR:

We’re coming at you live from Miami, Florida a week on from the shocking turn of events where Austin was made a bloody, crippled mess by Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts. Hello everyone I’m Jim Ross along with Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler welcoming you to another Monday Night Smooth

The bell rings, signifying our first match of the evening, as Brian Pillman is taking on former Pure Champion, and half of the SWF Tag Team Champions, Rick Martel, in a match to determine the number one contender for Tully Blanchard’s Pure Championship...as decreed by SWF owner, Mr Slick during the week. Tito Santana has joined JR and The King on commentary.

As the match starts, a promo from Martel (joined by Santana) is played from earlier where he is speaking of his...

“...big opportunity to get back into the limelight...”

Santana looks puzzled in the promo, but we then return to the match.

A solid 8 minute opener to the night, as the two put on a technical clinic from the start. It’s back and forth the whole way through. But the turning point comes as the ref takes a bump out of the ring after Martel inadvertently gets slung into him. Martel low blows Pillman, and urges Santana to get him a chair. Santana is looking at him very puzzled. Martel then starts really yelling, as he keeps looking over to see if the ref is coming to. Tito gets up, walks over to the ring, arms outstretched, wondering what is going on. Martel puts his head and upper body through the ropes to the outside, and yells in his partner’s face, and points to get him a chair. Santana is still trying to remonstrate, at which point Martel snaps and slaps Santana. Santana can be seen fizzing in anger as Martel continues to point, at which point Santana turns and gives him the title to the head, and Martel turns into a flying spin kick from the ‘Loose Cannon’. He then goes up top, hitting the big splash as the ref comes to and counts the 3.

Winner, and number 1 contender for the Pure Championship: by pinfall...Brian Pillman.



Santana’s already up the ramp, not turning back at all as he charges to the back, as Martel lies in the ring. A shot is caught of Pillman celebrating, with that maniacal smile of his...and he decides to exit through the crowd.

We then cut to a shot of Tully watching a monitor, no emotion in his face after watching the Pillman victory.



Next up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK3npHmBBOU

Stone Cold Steve Austin has a cast on his ankle as he limps to the ring (still charging as intensely as he can muster in his imitable style of course), to the usual big pop as the roof comes off the building. He, unsurprisingly, looks pissed. He doesn’t even bother trying to do his four corners schtick, grabs a mic, the crowd still going nuts, he doesn’t give them a chance to calm, and he just starts ranting, in a slightly relaxed mood...

(with you customary ‘Whats’ in the gaps!)

“You know what...aul’ Stone Cold has dished out a few beatings in his life...and he’s enjoyed dishing out every single one of them...so...on some level...I appreciated what Jake did last week...it took a lot of guts...balls...cajones...moxy...grapefruits...to leave Stone Cold a bloody mess...not to mention this (points at the cast)...but...(Austin looks dead in the camera) that was only on ‘some level’...because the level that I’m worried about right now...is the one where I am one pissed off son of a bitch...and when I’m pissed off...you can bet your ass somebody’s gona get their ass whipped...nobody...and I mean NOBODY...tries to make a name off Stone Cold Steve Austin and get away with it...Jake, I’ve got but one thing to say to you son...bring your stupid greasy hair...your stupid moustache...your stupid boots...your stupid snake...come to this ring...so I can open up the biggest can of whoop-ass that I can find on ya...and that’s all I’ve got to say about that”

Austin is visibly irate, and gesturing that he wants Jake to come down the ramp now. He’s made wait a good 10 seconds.

Mr Slick comes out, to a mixed reaction. Obviously everyone wants to see Jake come out.

“Austin...”

“nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...you’re not Jake. Get your ass outta here.”

“Austin, I understand your frustration, now....”

“You understand my frustration? You understand my frustration? Well, if you understand my frustration you’ll get your ass off that ramp, and leave the way nice and clear for that other jackass...”

“Austin, I as much as anyone, would like to see justice done. But listen, I’m going to protect you here. You’ve a busted ankle. You’re beat up. So what I’m going to do is this...I’m going to give Jake the chance to earn his way to a one-on-one match with you at Desolution”

“What?”

“Well you don’t know what’s good for you right now, with all due respect...if Jake wants a shot at the title, and by association, a shot at you, then you two will have to be in the same ring, when you’re 100% in 3 weeks. But he has to go out and win a triple threat number one contenders match with former champion Ray Stevens....and....Bob Sapp!”

“well that’s just fine...you can protect me all you want...all you’re doing is protecting that bag of crap from the biggest ass whooping of his life...wait, no, that’s not what you’re doing. What you’re doing is delaying the inevitable...what I’m saying is it’s definite...set in stone...you can cash the cheque...write it home...you can guarantee it...place your house....your car....your job....your TV....you stereo....your LIFE...on the fact that Stone Cold IS going to whip that sorry son-of-a-bitch Jake Roberts’ ass...and that’s the bottom line...cos Stone Cold said so!!”

The crowd pops.

Suddenly the crowd then gasps, as they can see, slithering into the ring from behind Stone Cold, none other than Jake, who has a sledgehammer. From behind, he smashes into Austin’s leg with one focused hit; Austin again is writhing in pain. Jake takes a moment to point to his head as if to say...

“I’m too smart for you Austin...”

Roberts slithers out and makes his way through the crowd as EMTs race to the ring to check on Austin. He’s stretchered out.

Slick is seen walking in the back, shaking his head, presumably at what Jake had just done to Austin. Suddenly, a figure steps into his path.

It’s Muhammad Hassan.



A chorus of boos can be heard from in the arena. Hassan is looking damn pissed.

“So, let me get this straight...firstly, you’ve got a guy that I beat only two weeks ago, Bob Sapp. Then you’ve got Ray Stevens, a guy whose old enough to be my grandfather, who I can, and you know this, beat in 5 minutes, and Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts, who....well I do respect how he’s going about his business...but regardless of all that, how am I not in that match? How do I not get a shot? How am I STILL overlooked?? Tell me Slick, tell me...how is this not discrimina....”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, that’s enough whining...I can only take so much in a day. Listen, I took your proposal last week under consideration, and *a light seems to go off in Slick’s head*, you know what...you mentioned beating Stevens in 5 minutes...well, as you know he’s pre-occupied, but I’ve an idea. If you win your match tonight in under 5 minutes, you’ll be the next in line for a title shot after Desolution”

“This is ridiculous. But, but, I’ll jump through your prejudicial hoops...whose my match against?”

“Mikey Whipwreck”

“Pfft, you serious? I beat him while half asleep a couple of weeks ago...”

“and Tajiri”

The crowd laughs.

“What?”

“and Tajiri. A triple-threat match.”

“That’s a handicap match.”

“Don’t be silly. They’re two honest professional athletes. They’ll try to win for themselves. They get a shot too if they beat you in 5 minutes”.

“This is bull****, and you know it”

“You’re up next, by the way”

Hassan walks off visibly fuming, as Slick smirks watching him leave.


JR:

“So, as decreed by Mr Slick, we have a triple threat match now, for the right to face the SWF Champion down the line, whoever that might be. I can’t help but feel this is going to be one wild ride as Hassan is feeling mighty aggrieved at being supposedly overlooked”

Muhammad Hassan v Tajiri v Mikey Whipwreck

Whipwreck and Tajiri, even though it’s expected that they’ll team up, are the underdogs as the match kicks off.

The first 2 minutes we see a lot of double teaming, to the obvious delight of the crowd. Hassan is knocked out the ring – Whipwreck and Tajiri look at each other, shake hands, and as Slick predicted, begin going at it.
The finish comes from about 4:30 minutes. Hassan manages to isolate Whipwreck as Tajiri has been knocked out. He was tossed out the ring by Whipwreck, and Hassan manages to smack him in the head with a chair behind the ref’s back.

Hassan has Whipwreck in the Camel Clutch from 4:45, and as the crowd count down, they are willing Mikey to hold on.

5................4..................3.......................2...................1

Just on the 5 minute mark, Whipwreck has to tap out. The crowd cheers, but Hassan also celebrates believing he’s won. There is confusion abound, and the ref whispers his decision to the announcer, as Hassan kneels in the middle of the ring, arms aloft to Allah.

“The referee’s decision is this...Muhammad Hassan has...been timed out, and so this match is a no contest”

Hassan is in disbelief. He starts wailing and going ballistic. He grabs the referee, throws him into the ring, sticks him into the Camel Clutch, as the timekeeper rings the bell frantically, with referees and officials charging the ring.

Hassan lets go, and walks to the back, frustrated as ever.


In the back, Pillman is recovering from his match earlier, holding an ice-pack to the back of his neck. Arn Anderson walks into shot.

“Brian. Loose Cannon. I have a lot of respect for you. Last week you came out, you made a statement, putting the SWF on notice effectively. But what impressed me wasn’t that, but this week. You backed it up. Martel’s a solid guy. But you got the job done. And that’s what a superstar does. It’s easy to talk. I’ve spent my career talking. But do you know why people remember how I talked? It’s because I backed up every word I ever said...making a lot of money, banging a lot of women, and winning a lot of gold. I see that in you man. I see it...”

“Why are you giving me this history lesson?”

“I’m giving you this lecture, because when I see potential, I seize it. Everything in me wants to nurture it, encourage it, embrace it. And there’s just one thing you need, and I can give it to you. Once you have it, you’ll conquer this whole thing man. All you have to do, is say the word”

“The word? How about piss off. Is that a good enough word for you? Oh wait, that’s 2.”

Arn Anderson starts backing off, hands up either side

“Just think about it”

Pillman watches as Anderson leaves. As he puts his head down and massages the ice pack to his neck...a pipe comes into shot, smacking him in the back of the head. And a close-up is shot of Pillman having shots reign down on him. The camera won’t pan out. The beating finishes, the camera pans out, and Tully is standing there grinning, lightly dabbing the pipe into his hand. He points to himself mouthing...

“It’s my time”

JR:

The tag team division is a bit of a mess right now. Stevens and Maivia beat the champions last week. Stevens though has a shot at the SWF number one contendership, so that’s on hold for now. Strike Force are themselves lacking in communication, seemingly splintering at the seams, already this week. So we’re going to get this number one contendership sorted out once and for all...as Slick has made a match for this evening...

The Wild Samoans v Harlem Heat 2000
A clash of styles, but very entertaining all the same. Nice and stiff. The crowd can be heard pretty much feeling every smack being dished out. The finish comes as Peter Maivia walks out onto the stage, the Heat get distracted, as The Samoans win when Sika hits a violent chop off the top rope onto Stevie Ray.

Harlem Heat are very pissed after the match. Ahmed walking away from Stevie.

Winners, and new number 1 contenders, by pinfall: The Wild Samoans.



A video is shown from last week of Gorgeous George being interrupted by Bob Sapp.

JR:

He wasn’t just interrupted. He was smashed. Whipped like a government mule!!

Bob Sapp makes his way to the ring in his own inimitable style again. He grabs a mic, as the crowd is right behind him...

“Last week, I was a man of few words. I saw a guy, I mean a woman, I mean a trans....ok, I saw a person, who, let’s just say, who I just don’t like. He’s arrogant. He’s a twit. He’s a punk. And I’ve got a problem with arrogant punks who act like twits. He thinks he’s better than the rest of us? He thinks he can talk down to the world? Well, let me tell him something...I’ve had that sort of crap most of my life. People who think they’re better than you. Well, you know what I learned? The only way to beat the likes of Goergie Boy, is to stand up to him, and beat him into the ground until he talks no more. You work out, you sweat, you bleed, you learn how to fight, you stand up toe-to-toe, and you fight it out man to man. That’s the only way I know...that, and dance...*as he flashes a grin*...so that’s why I dealt with it last week. My focus is now on tonight, because in the main event, I get the chance to fulfil a dream. I get the opportunity to kick two guys’ asses, and maybe, just maybe, become World Champion...”

George comes out, roundly booed of course. He looks relaxed, but confused...

“So....you have a problem with me. That’s fine. But you can’t walk away from this as if last week didn’t happen. I’ve met your *cough* ‘kind’ before. Always moaning about the life you’ve been dealt, and how you must fight, blah blah blah, to get anywhere in life blah blah blah, because everyone tries to keep you down, blah blah blah....let me tell YOU something, Sapp, you need to realise, that some people are just plain better than other people. That’s just a fact of life, a fact of evolution, a fact of how the world works. Now, you speared me last week. You see that’s the problem. You’re so frustrated with your inadequacies that you need to act out. You look at yourself in the mirror *George holds up his own mirror to look at himself*, and you know, just by looking at yourself, that you’re not as good as me, at anything”

“Ok, let me stop you there you smug bastard. The likes of me, have been kicking the asses of the likes of you for as long as I can remember. Now, if you want to try me, I can be a man who needs few words, so come to this ring and find out how good I am. I’ll dance all over your....”

George holds up his hand, and starts sauntering towards the ring.

“Ok, ok...I can see where this is going. You’re annoyed. I can get ahead because of who I am, and you can’t stand that. That’s fine. The likes of me will never lose to the likes of you, because of one simple fact. I may not be stronger than you, but what I am, is definitely smarter than you...”

George points at Sapp, in fact, it becomes clear that he’s pointing behind Sapp, and Ahmed Johnson has appeared with a wrench, and lays Sapp out.



JR:

What the hell is this? What would Johnson want to align himself with George for? Why? Why? We need to know why?

Johnson hits the Pearl River Plunge for good effect, holds Sapp up, George gets in the ring, in Sapp’s face, slaps him, then spits in his face. He then washes his hands with some handwash that Johnson gives him.

They saunter off.

The crowd is in a mix of disbelief, and anger.

JR:

After all those comments by George, why in the name of God, would Ahmed Johnson want to help him out of all people? It makes no sense. Hopefully we’ll get some sort of explanation next week. We damn well deserve it by Gawd...

Slick is on the phone in his office, wondering what he’s going to do about his main event. Muhammad Hassan walks in.

“You wanted to see me? I hope what you’re going to say, is that you’re going to overturn that decision from earlier. That was discriminatory crap. I won that match. Tajiri tapped. I should be in line for a shot at the title...”

Slick interrupts...

“Hold on a minute...I’ve a proposition for you. That was a close call this evening. So close that I’m going to give you a slight reprieve. Bob Sapp has just been decimated out there, and is in no condition to fight...would you?”

“...but I’ve already had a match...”

“There’s a space in the match tonight, take it or leave it. I’m not changing the referee’s decision from earlier, so take this shot, fill in in my main event...and get your shot at Austin in 3 weeks”

Slick massages Hassan’s ego...

“You’re one of the few athletes I can ask this of. Please. It’s win-win. I get the main event i promised, you get a shot at getting a title shot”.

“Fine. But I want conditions. I want to name the type of match”

“Ok”

Hassan thinks for a couple of seconds, then grins...

“A no holds barred match, yeah, no holds barred!”

“Done, you’re up in 5 minutes”.

Hassan is delighted with himself, as the crowd boo as the camera zooms in on his face.

Main Event:
For the number 1 contendership for the SWF Heavyweight Title...

Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts v Ray Stevens v Muhammad Hassan in a No Holds Barred.


JR:

What is Hassan’s motivation behind making this a no holds barred match? Why? And what of Jake Roberts? He has an opportunity to get at Austin, but does he want a piece of the Rattlesnake with the mood he’s in? And Ray Stevens...the veteran, the sympathetic favourite it has to be said, can he make his way to the very top of the mountain again. It’s all to play for, here on Monday Night Smooth...

Ray Stevens, as mooted by JR, is the sympathetic favourite with the crowd...though it is intermittent with some unusual cheers for Jake. Maybe they want to see him and Austin?

Anyway, to the match, and Jake and Hassan start on the same page, managing to dump Stevens out of the ring, but Jake quickly turns on Hassan.

The finish: Jake beats Hassan (still notably tired from his earlier match) in the corner, hits a clothesline off the Irish whip, then hits his short-arms clothesline, then calls for the DDT. He sets him up, but Stevens breaks it up. Hassan and Stevens make a temporary alliance, and manage to dump Jake outside the ring. Realising he may lose, Jake drags the ref out with him. In ring, Stevens hits a piledriver on Hassan. There’s no ref. Stevens calls for a referee. Instead hooded men charge the ring and beat him to a pulp. Hassan grins, does his ‘Praise Allah’ schtick. He then gestures the title on his waste, then asks the hooded men to leave. He hooks on the Camel Clutch to a lifeless Stevens.

JR:

Dammit, this is why he wanted no holds barred. this is heinous!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK3npHmBBOU

Everyone is looking up the ramp, cheering and waiting. Austin limps to the ring through the crowd, no less, stuns Hassan, stuns Stevens, and then looks frantically for Roberts. Where is he? Austin is irate, searching the ring area, destroying everything is sight including the announce desk, timekeeping area and just about anything that isn’t nailed down. Officials hit the ring to restrain Austin, and then struggle to bring him to the back.

A referee has come too during the melee, and Roberts slithers out from under the ring, looking up the ramp giving a sly wave to Austin as he’s dragged to the back...he gets in the ring, covers Hassan...

1......................2.........................3!!!

Jake 'The Snake' Roberts is the new Number 1 Contender

Austin breaks free, as Roberts slithers out of the ring, number 1 contendership secured, and makes his way through the crowd, up the steps, as Austin goes absolutely ballistic.

JR:

What is Austin going to do the Jake in 3 weeks? That’s 3 seperate times now Jake has managed to get away from him, or inflict serious harm. Austin will not take this lying down. Why would you anger the Rattlesnake. A shot can be seen of Jake doing is rye grin, with Austin irate, as Smooth goes off the air.

So Austin v Roberts in 3 weeks.
Will Austin get retribution on Jake before then?
Will Austin be 100%?
Why has Ahmed Johnson sided with Gorgeous George?
How will Sapp react next week to the attack?
What of the tension with the tag champions?
Will The Wild Samoans take advantage?
Will Pillman get revenge on Tully?
What is Arn offering Pillman tha will help him?
Can Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri figure out a way to get out of their slump?

For answers to these questions, and more, tune in next week...!

Spongey1975

SWE LIVE – Week 2

Commentator – “Good evening ladies & gentlemen, welcome to SWE Live on TV3 coming this week from the Spongezone in Sligo. We are in for an exciting evening here as the events from last week are bound to unfold further this week. If you recall we crowned a new SWE heavyweight champion in Edge who cashed in his guaranteed title contract to take advantage of a beaten up Lou Thesz. We will hear from Thesz later on in the show but first we have a match scheduled by the General Manager Vickie Guerrero between Macho Libre and Randy Orton.”

Match: Macho Libre vs Randy Orton
Randy Orton comes out to the ring first. Macho Libre follows him out but looks very sceptical and worried about getting in the ring. As the match starts Macho Libre tries to go on the attack but to no avail. Randy Orton makes quick work of the match hitting Macho with an RKO to get the pinfall. Winner: Randy Orton.

Orton goes back up the ramp and out comes the General Manager Vickie Guerrero. “EXXXCCCUUUUUSSSSEEEE MEEE” The crowd boos extremely loudly. “I said excuse me.” The crowd boos even louder. “Macho Libre, you disrespected me last week and I want an apology.” Macho Libre grabs the mic “Apologise? Never, oh yeah, never, dig it.” Vickie fumes at this response “In that case each week you will face another match against a top superstar of my choosing until you decide to apologise to me.” Vickie leaves the stage and Macho Libre looks worried in the ring.

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Backstage
Matt Hardy & MVP are talking in the locker room. Matt is showing MVP his new 3D Camcorder that he got.
Matt Hardy: “Isn’t this camcorder great. In the age of 3D televisions and films I can now record my own movies in 3D.”
MVP “I don’t care what latest gadget you have now. Have you been listening to me at all?”
Matt Hardy puts down the camcorder and asks MVP “OK what’s on your mind?”
MVP “Last week I saw this poster on the wall saying I’m not welcome in the SWE and earlier I found this in my locker saying “WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE CONVICT. GO BACK TO JAIL WHERE YOU BELONG.” It’s very disheartening.”
Matt Hardy “Oh man I’m sorry to hear that.” Matt looks around to see his camcorder gone. “Hey, where did my camcorder go? Did you take it?”
MVP looks disgusted “Man, I thought you were my friend” and walks off. Matt looks confused and starts to search the locker room for his camcorder.

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In The Ring
Lou Thesz is a man of few words so he grabs the mic “I just have one thing to get off my chest. What happened last week was a travesty of justice and completely unfair. I want my title back and demand a rematch tonight” Edge comes out to the stage. “Unfair. I worked hard to earn that guaranteed title shot and was entitled to cash it in anytime and there was nothing unfair about it. If I had my way you would wait until I was god damn ready to give you your rematch but since I apparently wronged the general manager in our prior relationship a while back she has deemed that later tonight you get your rematch” The crowd cheers. Edge continues “It doesn’t matter though as I will retain my title and you will never get another rematch as long as I’m champion.” Edge retreats backstage.

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Match: Terry Funk vs The Sligo Kid
The Sligo Kid, a local wrestler, is in the ring awaiting his opponent. Terry Funk comes out and paces to ring with intent. He was obviously not happy at his failure to win the triple threat match to become the number one contender for the SWE Heavyweight Championship. He gets in the ring and before the bell attacks The Sligo Kid. The ref quickly rings the bell and the match continues. It is very one sided as Terry Funk is obsessed with inflicting pain more than winning the match. He eventually puts The Sligo Kid in a sleeper hold until he passes out. Winner: Terry Funk

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Backstage
Edge is walking backstage and runs into Vickie Guerrero. Edge says “Vickie, I know we’ve had some difficulties in our relationship but how could you force me into a match with Lou Thesz tonight?” Vickie responds “Edge I admit that putting you into that match tonight gave me a little enjoyment but I’ve moved on. I found someone else, someone twice the man you are. Now if you’ll excuse me I must go back to my office for some, ahem, alone time.”

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Match: The Rock n Roll Express vs The Dream Team
The Dream Team come out and are booed. They start shouting back at the crowd which seems to incense the crowd further. The Rock n Roll Express cone out with the SWE Tag Team Championships and the crowd love them. Although the titles are not on the line in this match, if The Dream Team win they will be granted a title shot. Robert Gibson & Greg Valentine square up. Gibson takes early control and tags in Morton. Together they team up to take Valentine off his feet. A mistake by Morton allows Valentine to take control through his superior power game and through several tags between Valentine and Beefcake they wear down Morton. Beefcake has Morton in a sleeper hold and begins to fade. He gets a second wind and begins to slowly step towards Gibson with the sleeper hold in tact. Just as he reaches Gibson, Valentine distracts the referee enough so he doesn’t see Morton tag Gibson. The referee forces Gibson out of the ring but it was enough to break the sleeper hold. Beefcake begins to work on Morton again but another mistake allows Morton a better chance to reach Gibson for the tag. Gibson comes in all fired up and lands hits to both Beefcake and Valentine. However Valentine manages to avoid a hit and send Gibson into the corner. Gibson comes out quickly to attempt a clothsline on Valentine but he ducks and Gibson misses but has to stop quickly to avoid colliding with the referee. Valentine, however, rolls Gibson up for the pinfall victory grabbing a hold of Gibson’s tights in the process. Morton & Gibson complain to the referee about the tights but to no avail. Beefcake & Valentine go back up the ramp smiling, shouting that those belts are coming to us. Winner: The Dream Team

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On The Screen
Macho Libre has the 3D camcorder recently nicked from Matt Hardy which is showing a live link on the main screen in the arena. “Oh yeah, here we are backstage, dig it. Oh yeah. Everything in 3D, Yeah, everything in 3D. Lets see what we can find, yeah.” Macho Libre comes across a door with General Manager on it and knocks on it with no answer. “Nobody in, yeah, nobody in. Lets go inside, yeah, dig it. What do we have in here, yeah. Another closed door, yeah, another closed door.” We hear voices behind the closed door, a womans giggle followed by “do the noise, ah go on do the noise” A mans voice says “oh ok” and lets out a huge noise resembling a ships horn like that of a tugboat. Macho opens the door and we see a tub with Vickie Guerrero sandwiched between Earthquake and Typhoon with suds covering everyones modesty. Macho jumps back in shock as the 3D version of what was just seen was a scary sight. Vicky screams high pitched in shock and deafens everyone. Vicky shouts “Getttt Outtttt.” At that moment, Earthquake drops the soap into the water and someone lets one rip with bubbles rising in the vicinity of Typhoon. Macho Libre quickly retreats out of the office. “Oh Yeah, I Think I’m gonna be sick, yeah, gonna be sick.” The crowd laugh hysterically.

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Match: Matt Hardy vs Don Muraco
Don Muraco comes out to the ring and the crowd is quiet. Matt Hardy comes out to a loud cheer. Matt beat MVP last week to become the number one contender for the SWE Interprovincial Championship currently held by Jeff Jarrett. Matt Hardy starts off with quick offensive hits that get Muraco off his feet but a mistake from Hardy allows Muraco to hit Hardy with a Samoan drop. Muraco continues a slow beating of Hardy, hits him with a DDT that leaves Hardy prone on the canvas. Muraco gets on the second rope and attempts a diving headbutt but Hardy rolls away. The crowd cheer giving Hardy energy to get to his feet. Hardy hits Muraco with a Side Effect and is closing in on the win when Jeff Jarrett rushes to the ring with his guitar and slides into the ring. The referee stops Jarrett getting any further and ushers him out of the ring with Hardy gesturing to Jarrett to get out of the ring. Hardy’s back is to Muraco who picks up the guitar that Jarrett came into the ring with and smashes it over Hardy’s back. The referee sees the smashed guitar and Muraco standing over Hardy’s body and immediately disqualifies Muraco. Jarrett smiles and comes into the ring. Muraco picks up a weary Hardy and gives him a thumb choke hold and Hardy thrashes his arms about struggling to get out of the hold. Muraco releases him and Hardy lays still on the mat. Muraco leaves and Jarrett is left alone in the ring with Hardy. Jarrett shoves his belt in Hardy’s face gesturing that he will never be good enough to take this title away from Jarrett. He then raises his title in the air with one foot on Hardy’s chest celebrating while the crowd boo loudly. Winner: Matt Hardy

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Backstage
Cowboy Bob Orton is talking with his son Randy Orton. Bob says “That was an impressive statement you made last week. However it looks like Lou Thesz has not even acknowledged what you did. That shows a lot of disrespect.” Randy says slowly and clearly “Well we will have to make another statement, one that he will be unable to ignore”

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Backstage Interview
Interviewer – “Ladies & Gentlemen I am delighted to have with me the number one contender for the SWE Heavyweight Championship Sting (the crowd cheers). Sting, last week you won the right to challenge for the SWE Heavyweight Championship at Spongemania. Who of the title participants in tonights championship match would be your preferred opponent?”
Sting – “Well after cleaning my eyes from that bathroom lovefest we witnessed earlier its time to get down to business. On one hand we have Lou Thesz, one of the toughest wrestlers in the business today and on the other hand we have an opportunistic rat Edge. To be honest it doesn’t matter which one I have to face at Spongemania. If I face Thesz I will be in for one of the toughest fights I have ever been and at the end I can truly say the best man won. If I face Edge I will need to watch my back from all angles. When all is said & done however one thing you can count on. At Spongemania I will be crowned SWE Heavyweight Champion.”

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Backstage
Matt Hardy is in the locker room feeling the back of his neck after the guitar shot. MVP comes in to check on his friend.
MVP “Hey man, I’m sorry about earlier. Just want to check and see how you’re doing”
Matt Hardy “No worries, I’ll live. Can you do me a favour and get my water from my bag?”
MVP “Yeah, sure” and reaches down to Matt’s bag to get the bottle but sees an envelope addressed to MVP in his bag also. “What’s this?”
Matt Hardy “No idea, never saw it before in my life”
MVP opens the envelope and reads “CONVICT, YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO LEAVE THIS COMPANY OR YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF THE JUSTICE YOU DESERVE.” MVP gets upset “Is this yours? Why would you do something like this?” and walks off.
Matt Hardy “Wait, its not mine, I don’t know who wrote this.” But MVP is now out of earshot.

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Main Event Match: SWE Heavyweight Championship – Edge (c) vs Lou Thesz
The champion Edge comes out to enormous boos to see Thesz waiting anxiously in the ring. The early stages of the match involve Thesz going forward and Edge retreating trying to avoid Thesz getting hold of him. Thesz grows frustrated and is forced into a mistake to allow Edge do an electric chair drop and assume control of the match. A few near falls later and Edge prepares for his signature finish of the Spear. As Edge rushes forwards Thesz sidesteps him, grabs him from behind and performs a German suplex. This turns the momentum in favour of Thesz. As Thesz is about to put Edge into a STF Bob Orton comes out to ringside and hops up onto the apron and distracts the referee so that he cant see Edge tapping out. While the referee continues with Bob Orton, Randy Orton rushes in, gives Thesz a RKO and disappears out of the ring allowing Edge to crawl over and pin Thesz to retain the championship. Edge slips out of the ring to recover with the belt leaving Thesz in the ring recovering and looking visibly angry at the two Ortons as they retreat up the ramp. Winner & Still SWE Heavyweight Champion: Edge

Commentator – “Edge retains the SWE Heavyweight Championship in controversial circumstances. Lou Thesz looks like he’s about to rip someone in half. You will need to tune in next week to see the full ramifications of what has happened here tonight.”

END SHOW

Bounty Hunter

Welcome to BWA Raw!

The Pyro's go off as JR introduces his announce partner for the forseable future Jay Leno. Leno takes his seat at ringside and talks briefly about how good it is to be here on BWA Raw but it isnt long before the show itself begins to be the talking point for our commentators as Kenta Kobashi's music hits and the Asian superstar makes his way down to the ring with a mic in his hand. He recieves a big cheer from the fans at this time and Leno with his first insightfull comment notes that this is the first time the fans have been fully behind Kenta. During his feud with Ricky Steamboat they recap, he won the fans over, by turning his back on Rikidozan and showing Steamboat the respect the BWA audience believed he deserved and then as the two put on a wrestling clinic. Kobashi doesnt milk the fan reaction though and if anything trys to transfer it immediately to the man whom he quickly introduces using his the best of his english. "Welcome back, my tag team partner and best friend to the BWA, welcome back Mitsuharu Misawa"

The Introduction puts Misawa over the top and now both men are recieving face reactions from the crowd. As Misawa enters the ring Kobashi hand him the Mic before getting another one as his partner begins to speak in Japanese. After each few sentances Kenta translates the best he can with his broken English....

Misawa Translated by Kenta: I'ts good to be back in the BWA, Big plans we still have for this place and they begin tonight. We defeated everyone and dominated the tag division, we remained unbeaten for months, and have now even won the fans over. But that all ends now!

Slightly confused by what he just translated Kobashi continues to speak saying that what Misawa means is that since Injury forced them apart they have once again gotten a taste of singles competition. That they have proven themselves the best tag team in not only the BWA but also the whole of Professional wrestling but now perhaps it was time to prove just how good they are as singles competitors. He says up until know they acted in unison with Rikidozan and never got a chance to fight for the world title as a result but that that too has now changed.

The Camera focusses on Misawa's face for a moment and he looks like he is staring a hole into the back of Kobashi's skull. Kobashi then begins to wrap up his promo by saying that ever since the announcement that the next PPV would be the BWA's first ever King of the Ring PPV there has been rumours that whoever gets crowned the KOTR 2011 will also be made the new no.1 contender for Rikidozan's title. He says that they intend to be in that tournament and earn the right to face and beat their former leader for the World Heavyweight Championship. He then says that thats why tonight as a team they wanted to pay respect to the fans who have finally accepted them and say goodbye as a tag team. The Camera shifts back to Misawa then who is still staring at Kenta but now it is clear that he looks set to snap for some reason and the moment Kobashi finishes his speach he does to the shock of the crowd.

Its a sneak attack from behind and knocks Kobashi to the ground where he is subject to a vicious and unrelenting beatdown after which Misawa grabs a microphone and screams the following in Japanese before exiting the ring:

私は受諾を必要としない! 私は必要としない! 私達の原因のあなたの背部を回せばこれは得るものにである!

After the commentaters show replays and JR talks about how it didnt take long for business to pick up once Leno joined him we are taken to a Backstage segment where we see Bobby Lashley is hitting on Jenna Jameson who actually asks what would former WWE Diva Krystal think of this, but Bobby can be heard to say "check my wiki if you dont believe me, we dated past tense" as we cut to commercial.

When we return JR is recalling that he thought Lashley and Krystal had a kid together but eventually decides it matters not and it isn't worth argueing with Leno over (Jay insists his friend Lashley is just being a gentleman with Ms Jameson and meerly paid her a few compliments) and instead starts building up our first match of the night in Which current WHC Rikidozan will aim to acert his dominance once again but this time in a non title match against the Intercontinental champion Jushin Liger.

Leno then adds that as we are continuing with the all japanese start to his BWA debut show he thought he would share the translation he just obtained of what Misawa had to say to kobashi minutes ago in the ring.

I dont need their acceptance! I dont need you! turn your back on our cause and this is what you get!

Match 1: Rikidozan vs Jushin Liger - non title match

The early goings in this match seem to put Liger over big time with the IC champion surprising the WHC and really pushing him to the limit. However as things developed Rikidozan seemed to get the upperhand with a very physical approach. It was the underhanded tactics that put a sour on this one and took away from what was a great wrestling exhibition, Misawa re-emerged at ringside and while the ref was warning him not to get involved Rikidozan delivered a low blow. It was again saddening to see such a grate wrestler portray such a poor champion when he later raked Ligers eyes to set him up for a piledriver and the 3 count.

Winner: Rikidozan

After the match Rikidozan makes a short announcement similar to Misawa's just a little earlier except this time we dont have to wait for Leno to find a translation as his personal translator expalins he is setting down a challenge for Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat to earn a shot at him. He said that he keeps getting accused of avoiding facing Steamboat for the title, that people say he fears The Dragon but nothing could be further from the truth. He states that he doesent think Ricky is good enough to compete for his belt but is willing to give him a chance to prove otherwise tonight. He says that he has organised a match especially for tonight and that if Steamboat can win he will give him a title shot at the King of The Ring but if he doesent he should give up his futile quest for gold and accept that, (this last bit is said as Rikidozan holds the belt aloft in one hand while Misawa raises his other hand) he will never be this good.

*commercial break*

When we return we are shown a video recapping the past few months in the lif of the Junkyard Dog, from when he was branded "The Next Chris Benoit" by the media to his recent return to Pro Wrestling with the BWA. It shows how he has fought to get himself back in shape, clean and sober and the huge help he recieved from BWA chairman Bounty Hunter aswell as his sponser Jerry "The King" Lawler who himself went through a serial womanizing phase in recent years as a result of a terrible sex addiction. As we return from the video Leno informs the crowd that the JYD's first match since "the incident" is up next!

At that point we cut to the JYD's dressing room as Lawler can be seen leaving the room and his sponsee who is clearly trying to psyche himself up for his first taste of live BWA action.

back at ringside though everyone's attension is taken up by the arrival of Jenna Jameson who quickly introduces the wrestler she once again introduces as her man Sid Vicous.

Match 2: JYD vs Sid Vicious w/Jenna Jameson

Leno's personal friend Bobby Lashley joins commentary for this one, at first he is relatively quiet only speaking about his admiration for how the JYD had turned himself around as his attension seems to primarily focussed on Jenna's ass. JYD equits himself well avoiding all Sid's attempted big attacks and taking him down on a number of occasions and each time hitting him with various trypes of headbuts. Something however seems to stir JYD as suddenly he seems transfixed on the crowd completely ignorant of Sid who takes advantage catching him with a big boot which he follows up with a chokeslam. The camera then shows the area of the crowd that JYD was looking at quickly before returning back to the ring but after that glimpse Leno starts shouting about spotting Black Tiger in the crowd! In ring Sid delivers a Release powerbomb and gets the win.

Winner: Sid

Sid & Lashley have a brief staredown as Sid gets Jenna at ringside and heads to the back after which Leno makes them show a replay of the crowd where a Tiger Mask can be clearly seen being worn by someone in the crowd.

When he is able to get up a myriad of emotions can be seen on the Junkyard Dog's face from confusion to depression but he is clearly an emotional wreck as he makes his way to the back helped by his Sponsor Jerry Lawler.

Backstage interview: BWA tag team champions The Briscoes are angry at having to face mystery opponents for their tag titles tonight, in a match announced last week, but they assure Josh that the belts are staying where they are.

As the Briscoes wait in the ring to find out their oponents the match is announced as a tag team tables match, a fact which seems to take them by surprise but not their opponents who arrive to the ring with their own table in hand and are the team of Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge aka The Public Enemy

Match 3 - Tables match for the BWA tag team titles: The Briscoes vs The Public Enemy

The Crowd are split, normally fans of the BWA tag champs they seem caught up in the momentum of the moment and get behind The Public Enemy who turn this into a brawl early on. moments of dominance seem short lived on both sides though as when they take the time to set up a table their opponents seem to always be back to their feet and on the offensive. Eventually when the action sees all four men in the ring together The Briscoes seem to take the advantage with a Spinebuster (Jay) / Springboard spinning wheel kick (Mark) combination to Rocco Rock, before takng out Grunge with a Pendulum backbreaker (Jay) / Diving knee drop (Mark) combination. The crowd are on their feet and show their appreciation with a "This is Awesome" chant which the Briscoes lap up. Perhaps even letting it go to their head a little as they are almost showboating with their attempted finale as both Mark and Jay attempt simultanious shooting star presses. Unfortunatley they miss as both their opponents roll out of the way at the last moment (perhaps playing possum suggests JR). In an instance the match has been turned on its head with Rock & Grunge getting to their feet as both Briscoes are left writhing in pain. Quickly Public enemy bring their table into the ring and Rocco sets it up while his partner continues the beatdown on Jay Briscoe before tossing him to the outside as his brother groggily gets to his feet only to immediatly get a swift kick to the stomach from Rocco who tosses him onto the table. Rock then climbs the turnbuckle and with the crowd still on their feet Grunge throws Rock into an assisted somersault senton and crashing down onto his opponent who he drives through the table. The place errupts as new tag team champions are declared.

Winners: the Public Enemy

The Public Enemy celebrate with the belts then make their way from the ring through the crowd as they continue to celebrate their win. Meanwhile back in the ring Mark helps Jay back to his feet and despite their loss the fans applaud their performance tonight

Backstage Jerry "The King" Lawler can be seen making his way out to the ring

*commercial break*

In ring segment: Jerry bemoans Steamboat getting a shot at Rikidozan before him at the KOTR ppv saying that the main event should be a matter of royalty and that the reason the current champ recently referred to himself as the king of the BWA is because he has risen to the top of the food chain just like Lawler who suggests the main event of the ppv should be to see who the real King of the BWA is... he is however at this point interupted by the unexpected sound of Harley Race's entrance music.

Race runs down Lawler calling him a joke of a man. Lawler demands respect and says he has earned it citing many of his achievements, he also mentions his sponsoring of the Junkyard Dog at which point Race once more cuts him off. He says that he knows thats not why he is "helping" JYD, he says that everyone in the arena knows that and then speaks about how Lawler always needs someone to back him up. Be it his wife, son or whoever Lawler has always had someone there to help him out, but you know what he says, JYD will be gone just like all of them when he realises your just using him. Again Lawler tries to defend himself only for Race to once more interupt him this time shouting him down with a string of "blah, blah, blah!"

Race says he isnt going to go through a big spiel to get where he is going, you want The King vs The King so much how about this, you name the time and place and ill be there to kick your ass and prove who the real King of The Ring is! It's not Rkidozan and it sure as hell aint you! he then drops his mic and abruptly leaves.

Backstage segment: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat is interviewed backstage by Josh Matthews where he says that he isn't going to claim to be the King of the BWA but that he is going to re-iterate the vow he made when he first arrived in the promotion. He says he will become the BWA world heavyweight champion, of that he knows. He also says he knows that he can beat Rikidozan if the japanese superstar sticks to his word, because tonight, no matter who his opponent is, he says he will be victorious. It's at this point that Josh informs the champion chaser that it isn't an opponent he has tonight, it's opponents. Steamboat seems unfazed however and says "wll alright then" as he heads off towards the ring.

*Commercial*

Main Event: Ricky Steamboat vs Ultimo Dragon & The Great Sasuke

A handicap match this may be but The Dragon's opponents have to tag in and out so Steamboat holds his own in the early going here. Infact he seems to be ontop if anything but as things progress he does begin to tire. Despite this he almost gets a 3 count after multiple chop variations from Ricky have Sasuke off balance at which point he goes for a small package. If it were not for Ultimo Dragons interferance Steamboat would have gotten the win but unfortunatly that became a repeating theme in this one and it seems like Steamboat may be beginning to lose heart. It's at this point that Rkidozan comes out onto the ramp to get a closer look at this match but luckily for Ricky it's also when the first cracks start to appear in his opponents. firstly when Dragon tags himself in against Sasuke's wishes tempers begin to flair and then later when Dragon ignores Sasuke's outreached hand the japanese wrestler loses his cool a fact pushed to the limit when Steamboat reverses an attempt at a Tiger suplex and when behind Dragon hits a big dropkick sending him straight into his tag partner for the night, who in turn is sent tumbling to the floor. Steamboat then ascends the turnbuckle and as Dragon is getting back to his feet hits a big diving crossbody and immediatley goes for the pin. 1, 2, 3 and it looks like we have a new No.1 contender for Rikidozan's WHC

Winner: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

As we go off air the last image you see is a brief staredown between WHC champion Rikidozan and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat who is point at the belt in Rikidozan's hand then making a belt gesture around his waste. Will Rikidozan stay true to his word and now finally give The Dragon his shot?







later that night...

His interviews with BWA stars tonight were a lot less controversial than last time too as they seem to hear exactley what they want from Leno throughout.

Firstly he informs The Briscoes that BWA chairman Bounty Hunter has been in touch before he relays a message from him as it regards the BWA tag team titles. He says that earlier tonight the odds were perhaps unfairly stacked against The Briscoes when they had to defend their tag team titles against a surprise team. Not only that but when the team was announced as The Public Enemy, a stipulation was added to the match making it TPE's specialty, a tables match. unlike The Briscoes, this meant TPE had knowledge of both who they were facing and what format the face off would take which obviously would have given them an advantage going into the match so before The Briscoes can even air a griveance to Jay, the chairman says that he apologises for not creating a level playing field for them. Leno then states that, that is why BH went on to say the Briscoes will fight the Public enemy again this week in what will be the 2nd of a best of 5 series between the team where if needed at the King of The Ring PPV a deciding match can take place to crown the undisputed BWA tag team champions. Before finishing Leno adds that the next time they face off against TPE the match type will be their choice.

Then comes His interview with Ricky Steamboat and tbh this is mostly positive and congratulatory after Steamboats big win tonight (which is briefly recapped). Surely now they say Rikidozan will have to give Steamboat a shot at the world title and the ponder if that could happen at King of The Ring. The one serious moment in the interview comes about when Leno points out that Ricky has never held the WWF, WCW or BWA world titles while talking about perhaps why Rikidozan hasnt considerd Steamboat to be worthy of challenging him until now. Ricky says he has made a vow to change this and says that he strives to be the very best, to put on the best matches for the fans but also to win them and that be it at BWA King of The Ring at Madison Square Garden or Monday night Raw next week in Philly, when he gets his shot he intends to take it and not let that title slip from his grasp once more. He says he could have went to MNG or WECWF and won their titles but he wanted a real challenge and if Rikidozan has the guts he expects to get that in a wrestling classic in Madison Square Garden.

When questioned about Ricky's quest for the title Paris had this to say "that's hot i'd so f*ck him"

This is Jay's first PW dominated show that is half a normal show and he does state that on the nights when he doesent follow BWA Raw his shows will remain focussed primarily on current events which dont just revolve around PW, but that even then he assures the BWA fans he will still have a few lil recaps, interviews and announcements to keep you all interested.

Jay's BWA Guests: The Briscoe Brothers, Ricky "The Dragon Steamboat"
Jay's Normal guests: Paris Hilton (personal friend of Jenna Jameson) & the comedy stylings of Dylan Moran who does a PW related routine.

BWA Roster 2011:
Mitsuharu Misawa
Kenta Kobashi
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jushin "Thunder" Liger
The Great Sasuke
Rikidōzan
Ultimo Dragon
Sid Vicious
Bobby Lashley
Junkyard Dog
The Briscoes
Jay Leno
Jenna Jameson
Rocco Rock
Johnny Grunge

Mr.Nice Guy

Main Recap from last week:

- HHH turned on the New Age Outlaws, abandoning D-X to form The R-Evolution X (T-REX) group. He revealed he was now running the show.
- Most of the babyfaces including Commissioner Cornette were attacked by this new faction.
- The Outlaws earned a #1 tag title contenders match with the Rougeaus for later tonight.
- Magnum told Jim Duggan he needed to end their partnership so he could shut up Bruiser Brody for good.
- Chuck Norris was slated to appear for tonight.

Week 1 here.
Week 2 here.
Week 3 here.

We are live tonight from Houston, Texas.

Opening
The show opens with the sound of a Tyranosaurus Rex roar and the theme of Tyrant by Judas Priest as the 7 men of this new faction, The R-Evolution X (T-REX), come down to the ring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZsERw4pWo

The leader is Triple H and the other members include the Nasty Boys, the Rougeaus, and Gene and Ole Anderson. They are wearing a shirt with a T-Rex on the front and a slogan on the back which reads 'Our Vision is Based on Movement'. They get a decent reaction from the crowd despite being heels. The ring is descorated with confetti and balloons.



Triple H says the reign of terror of Jim Cornette is now over. Cornette is not going to be here tonight. Complete power in Monday Night Grappling now lies with him. He said tonight they were witnessing the most dominant force in professional wrestling - T-REX. He said in honour of this new group tonight there would be a Hunter Hearst Helmsley appreciation night. Hunter futhermore added that unlike Cornette he didn't talk the talk but walked the walk and he challenged the BWA, WECWF and any other promotion that has the balls, to face his company head on after Wrestlemania. He then played a promo of his latest movie The Chaperone. The fans chanted 'you can't act'. Hunter said he wasn't going to let them spoil his mood and not even Chuck Norris turning up here tonight (fans cheered) can spoil their mood. Christian's music then hit.



Out came Christian but he was not alone. With him were the New Age Outlaws, Jim Duggan, Jumbo Tsuruta and Barry Windham. Christian said the T-REX name was appropriate because most of them were a bunch of wrestling dinosaurs. Christian said with Hunter's nose they should have called the group Triceratops. Hunter got pissed off and said they should remember where the power now lies. He said the Rougeaus would later on kick his old buddies the Outlaws' asses in the main event and become #1 contenders, but that other matches needed to be made.

Christian asked for Hunter tonight as the crowd cheered but Hunter said he's not a bad businessman and that match would wait until Wrestlemania. Hunter grinned and said he had a better idea. Tonight his enemies would face each other. It would be Jim Duggan vs Jumbo Tsuruta and Christian would have to take on his good buddy Barry Windham.

Christian said he can't do anything about that but the 6 of them feel like going down to the ring NOW and taking their chances against the 7 of them. The babyfaces made their way for the ring as the crowd popped but Hunter called for security and a bunch of security guys surrounded the ring and prevented access. Hunter laughed as we went to break.

Segment
Triple H was backstage with the members of T-REX. Vader walked in and some of the members of T-REX got in his face but Triple H beckoned them aside.



HHH spoke to him in a friendly way and said he admired Vader. He said he was going to offer Vader a place in their group but he suspected Vader liked to be by himself. Vader said he is a one man monster. He said he wanted Jumbo Tsuruta at Wrestlemania. Triple H said that would be a physical meeting of two legends and so made it a No Holds Barred match. Vader said he liked that and Hunter wished him luck.

At that point an agent walked in and said 'she' had arrived. Hunter told the Nasty Boys to let Bruiser Brody know his special someone was in the building. He laughed and said Magnum TA won't like this one bit.

*a trailer played showing Hunter burying a lot of guys. It ran nearly 8 minutes.*

After the break it was highlighted that the Fabulous Rougeaus had joined J.R. as the co-commentators until their main event match later on. A trailer for Blade Trinity then aired, starring Triple H of course.

Match - Jumbo Tsuruta vs Jim Duggan

Both men shook hands before the match which the Rougeaus ripped on. They began making fun of Duggan all through the match.

Jacques: Duggan is not a great American like us, is he Raymond?
Raymond: Definitely not, mon frere. He is an embarrassment to our United States.
J.R.: Aw would you two knock it off? What part of America is Quebec in, you idiots? Duggan is all American.
Raymond:J.R. I am a former WWE broadcaster and might take over your job if you keep up that attitude.

The match was a good contest with Jumbo dominating most of the match. The fans were quite mixed but seemed to warm to Duggan more as the match went on. Jumbo however won clean with a powerbomb.



Winner: Jumbo Tsuruta

After the match the Rougeaus got in the ring and began beating on Duggan. Jumbo saw this and so beat on the Rougeaus before Vader came through the crowd and attacked Jumbo. He laid him out and told him he would show him who the true legend is at Mania.

Segment
The Nasty Boys entered Brusier Brody's locker room. He went to get up and attack them but they quickly said Hunter had told them 'she' was here. Brody smiled and left the room chanting 'huss, huss, huss'.

*commercial break - a video for HHH was shown with all his title wins*

Howard Finkel was then in the ring to introduce the newest member to the MNG roster....Sunny.



Sunny came down and said that she ought to be thrilled on her first night in the company but things were scary around here. She said the fans had been wondering why Brody had such a vendetta against Magnum TA and the reason for it was down to her. She revealed that she had a brief relationship while on a tour in Japan with Bruiser Brody but was not interested in a long-term relationship, and so the excuse she gave for ending things was that she had fallen for Magnum TA, who she told Brody had pursued her. She revealed Magnum had been involved with her in the past but that was a long time ago and the two of them had not in reality seen each other in years. She simply used this to let down Brody gently. She apologised to Magnum for all the hassle the last few weeks and said she had no idea Brody would wind up here in MNG again. She said it was obvious now Triple H had brought Brody back in as a way of going after one of his rivals. She appealed to Brody to stop his vendetta. Brody's music then hit.



Brody said Sunny was a liar and protecting him. He said he was willing to forgive her as he loved her, but not Magnum for what he had done. Sunny reiterated nothing happened but Brody got mad and grabbed her. Magnum then ran down clutching a pipe and Brody backed off out of the ring. Magnum said enough was enough and challenged Brody to a match at Wrestlemania.



Triple H appeared on the titantron and said the match would happen but he needed a strong special referee that could control such a wild situation. That referee would be - Sunny. She screamed no as Hunter laughed. Brody backed up the ramp and said he'd see Magnum at Mania. Sunny apologised to Magnum but he left the ring shaking his head.

Jacques: This is why you can never trust a woman, J.R.
J.R.: Why don't you go listen to some Barry Manilow ya damn big mouth.

Match - Christian vs Barry Windham (non-title)



Ole Anderson came out before the match with Gene and said he looked forward to his match with Windham at Mania for the IC Title. He said in this battle of the former horseman, the original would win out. He called Windham a chump and a disgrace to the Horseman legacy. The Andersons then joined the Rougeaus at commentary.

Like earlier both men shook hands before the contest. Ole said that made him sick and was something a true horseman would never do. 'A true horsemen would fake the handshake and hit him with a cheap shot'. J.R. said that seemed like what a jackass would do rather than a horseman but there was so many dinosaur and animal references happening he couldn't keep up. The match with Christian and Windham was competitive and both men had their admirers, although Christian had the largest response. The finish came when Windham went for a backslide which Christian was able to fight out of and turn into an Unprettier for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Christian

After the match Hunter appeared on top of the stage with The Nasty Boys and sarcastically clapped. He then signalled to the other members of T-REX to attack which they did. However Jumbo Tsuruta, Jim Duggan and the Outlaws ran down to try and even the odds and we had a mass 6 on 7 brawl. Vader however came down to attack Jumbo and the security guys from earlier also came in to restrain the babyfaces. The crowd booed as the heels took advantage until the Walker Texas Ranger theme hit...



Chuck Norris came in the ring and 2 security guards went to manhandle him but he dropped them both with some sweet roundhouse kicks. The other members of T-REX went to attack but Hunter beckoned them to come out of the ring. Norris stood in the ring with the babyfaces as T-REX and security stood outside. Norris declared himself the new Sheriff of Monday Night Wrestling as per Cornette's instructions last week. Hunter said that was BS as Cornette was now gone. Norris said Cornette told him he'd be there next week and as commissioner, Cornette retained a measure of power.



Norris said tonight the main event to determine the number 1 contenders match had still to take place and as the Sheriff, he would see to it that there be NO INTERFERENCE in the match. He declared he would be at ringside.

The members of T-REX, except for the Rougeaus, left through the crowd as the fans chanted goodbye. It was then time for the main event.

Match - The New Age Outlaws vs The Fabulous Rougeaus (to be number 1 contenders for the tag titles)

The fans chanted 'let's go Outlaws' loudly as the Rougeaus looked disgusted to not have their friends at ringside. Chuck joined J.R. on commentary who was now especially keen on seeing the Rougeaus get beat. The match was an enjoyable bout and at once stage Raymond went out at ringside to get a chair but Norris stood up and he taught better of it. The finish came with the Rougeaus going for their finisher but Jacques got crotched on the top and Billy was able to hit the fame-asser on Raymond for the 1-2-3.

Winners and number 1 contenders: The New Age Outlaws



The babyfaces came down to congratulate the Outlaws on earning the title shot at Mania. The Rougeaus began to walk to the back heartbroken at their loss as J.R ripped on them hugely. Norris grabbed the mic and said the Rougeaus need not be too disappointed. They would be in a match at Wrestlemania against a guy they have made life hell for since they arrived here - Jim Duggan. And since Duggan's partnership with Magnum TA had recently ended, Jim needed a partner and that partner would be - himself. Since the Rougeaus liked waving the US flag so much, the match would be a flag match.

JR: Oh yeah! Duggan and Norris are teaming at Mania and they're going to show those two morons what real Americans are made of. Triple H appreciation night has ended in disaster for T-REX. It seems not even a T-REX can stop the mighty Chuck Norris. MNG Wrestlemania is only two weeks away!

The credits roll...

MNG Wrestlemania 2011 confirmed line-up thus far:

Triple H vs Christian (World Heavyweight Title)

Barry Windham vs Ole Anderson w/Gene (Intercontinental Title)

Jumbo Tsuruta vs Vader (No Holds Barred)

The New Age Outlaws vs The Nasty Boys (Tag Team Titles)

Magnum TA vs Bruiser Brody w/special ref Sunny

The Fabulous Rougueas vs Jim Duggan and Chuck Norris (Flag Match)

Bounty Hunter

Welcome to BWA Raw!

In ring Segment: One of the BWA's younger Japanese superstars starts tonights broadcast and unlike their older counterparts the younger asian stars all have very good English. The Great Sasuke cuts a promo about how he had the world at his feet a few weeks back with all major promotions wanting his signature after he indicated he was once again willing to leave Japan. He goes on then to explain why he chose the BWA, he says unlike others he didnt come here because of the BWA's gratious owner Bounty Hunter although he did mention how much he appreciated the BWA's substantial medical scheme. Instead he says his reasons for choosing the BWA all started with a tweet! a Tweet from the man he was forced to team with last week.

He says that he didnt know if it was a joke or serious at first but via the social networking site Twitter newly signed BWA star Ultimo Dragon sent sasuke this picture:

Sasuke says that he thought Asai was only joking but when he suggested as much he got a torrent of abuse back including the following which he tweeted in both Japanese & Spanish. "No im not joking, you can and never will be on my level! I held 11 different titles simultaniously something you could never do as your just a mere wannabe, and one who's ass i'd love to kick one day"

Sasuke says he doesent know if it was Dragons plan to lure him here to the BWA but if it was, It Worked! He says if you want to talk about titles I've had my fair share (at which point the below picture is shown on the titantron) but there is one title that ive never held and you know what ive noted neither have you. That title is The BWA Intercontinental championship and I plan to challenge Jushin Li.....

Just then Ultimo Dragon's music hits and the mexican born superstar makes his way out. He makes his way half way down towards the ramp before stopping and taking out a microphone. He says that he has to restrain himself as he already has a match set for tonight, it's up next infact but he says that if Sasuke wants to dispute what he tweeted to him all he has to to do is wait a week, then bring it because like he said he would love to kick Sasuke's ass. Dragon does however aknowledge that yes as he has never held the BWA IC championship and admits that it is what brought him to this promotion and suggests that maybe after he defeats his opponent tonight and Sasuke when he gets the opportunity he will finally be made given his rightfull shot at Liger's belt...

it's the second mention of his name tonight and this time it brings out the IC champ Jushin Liger to the stage. Liger takes a moment to soak up the very positive reaction he gets from the fans before telling both men that he has been simply loving this so far. The arrival to the BWA of two men he has faced previously in absolute classics both of whom have their sights set directly on his intercontinental title. Both men look a little bit surprised at his delight at their desire of his belt but he goes on to state that in just a few short week it will be time for BWA King of The Ring and that he is not only looking for a challenger and an opponent for him at that PPV but that he is looking for someone good enough to not just be a King but to beat one! At which point he says that if either Ultimo Dragon who is facing Harley Race or The Great Sasuke who will later face Jerry "The King" Lawler can defeat their illustrious opponents then he will let them have their shot at the PPV. Before heading to the back (as does Sasuke a few second later) Liger wishes both men good luck and he says they will need it especially you Dragon as you have to face this man! and with that Harley Race emerges from the back and we are ready for our first match of the evening.


Match 1: Ultimo Dragon vs Harley Race

Ultimo Dragon starts this one strong showcasing a number of big kick combinations but Race's power soon beccomes a factor in the contest as a high knee strike steals tthe momentum. He follows that off by hitting a vertical suplex on Dragon before ascending to the top rope, a rarity for him but he is obviously thinking about going for his diving headbutt. He stops however as he notices Jerry Lawler making his way out towards the ring. He jumps down snd goes straight over to the ropes near Lawler and starts shouting at him. A rookie mistake from this seasoned veteran though as Ultimo Dragon has now recouperated and grabs him from behind in a roll up pin, 1-2-3! and we have a winner.

Winner: Ultimo Dragon

Dragon makes his way out of the arena as Jerry Lawler laughs, race looks seriously pissed in the ring though so Lawler does not wait around for a reaction from him and as JR says he hightails it outta there.

Backstage segment: JYD is in a frantic state watching and rewatching his match from last week trying to get a good look at the figure in the crowd that appeared to be wearing a Black Tiger mask. Eventually when he returns to their dressing room his sponsor Jerry Lawler calms him down by reminding him that the man that he injured, the man who wore the Tiger mask in TNA with him isnt on the BWA roster. He convinces JYD that it was either his mind playing tricks on him or meerly a fan wearing a mask lasst week before turning the topic to his own troubles primarily what to do about Harley Race who will no doubt seek retribution against Lawler. However he cant dwell on that thought too long as he has a match later tonight that he says he must prepare for.

Elsewhere backstage Sid Vicious can be seen entering the arena solo and asking a number of production hands/security personal at the entrance if they have seen his manager Jenna Jameson anywhere as he's looking for her. One smart ass replies he has seen all of her but then when Sid shoots him an angry look he immediatly points down the corridor and sheepishly says "she was down that way a while ago"

Video Recap: We then get a video recap of Jay Leno's big announcement with regards the tag team titles on his monday night late show last week and how we now find ourselves in the midst of a best of 5 series between The Public Enemy & The Briscoe brothers. As we return from it Leno reminds us that as was said in the clip the Briscoes had the choice of stipulations this week and its just been announced that it will be a Falls count anywhere tornado tag match. JR says that perhaps the younger, faster & more agile Briscoes think that they will be better suited to using the arena to their advantage in such a match, lets see if he is right...

Best of 5 series for the tag team titles match 2: Falls count anywhere tornado tag - The Briscoes vs The Public Enemy

Once again the crowd seem split down the middle for this one although Leno suggests that a lot of that may be because its so hard to dislike them consider they have the hotstepper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0G4vOm4ZYg) as their entrance theme.

This is another real back and forth contest but if we fast forward to the end Rocco and Mark are brawling by the annouce table while their partners are just getting back to the ring after fighting through the crowd. Rocco tries to suplex Mark into the ring post but the Briscoe brother resists and reverses it into a suplex of his own dropping Rocco onto an announce table. Meanwhile in the ring there is a second reversal as Johnny grunge goes for a bulldog on Jay Briscoe and ends up getting tossed through the ropes landing at Marks feet who then suplexs Grunge right onto his tag partner ontop of the table. "how is that table still standing" says Leno but JR says that BWA announce tables are build of strong stuff emphasising how much those moves must have hurt. "dont think it's going to last much longer though" says Leno as his namesake Jay Briscoe ascendes the turnbuckle before hitting a frog splash simultaniously hitting both his opponents. Jay rolls off in pain, really selling the move as Mark makes the pinfall on the outside.

Winners: The Briscoes - now tied 1 win each

Backstage segment: Sid is still searching for his manager but it seems he's found her at last as he hears her voice coming froom a dressing room door so we see a big smile of relief on his face. This quickly changes though as he hears her cry out and he quickly opens the door. On the other side is not what he expects though as he is greeted by the lit up face of Jerry Lawler who is enjoying a mvoie on his laptop. Sid gives Lawler a look of disgust before turning and continuing his search down the hallway, it seems the self proclaimed master of the universe doesent appreciate Lawler's way of preparing for a match.

Match 3: Jerry lawler vs The Great Sasuke

This one follows a similar format to the first match of the night with "The King" growing into the match after some very impressive early moves from his opponent including a Sasuke Special II ( Cartwheel into an over the top rope corkscrew moonsaul) early on. Then just as Lawler seems to be getting on top out comes Harley Race to return the favour from earlier. He looks seriously annoyed and charges towards the ring but Jerry rolls out of it on the opposite side before he gets there. Race circles the ring trying to get to Lawler who is now standing by the rampway as the referee starts to count him out. Lawler notices this and after a few moments where he seems to be considering getting back into the ring he turns his back and heads up the ramp. He dissapears behind the curtain momentarily as the ref counts to 10 and announces via Disqualification The Great Sasuke the winner.

Winner: The great Sasuke

Lawler then re-emerges with a microphone in his hand and says that yes because of his actions early tonight he was kinda asking for Race to come out here but since he is here now its time he learns the consequnces for his actions last week. He then reminds everyone how Harley Race interupted his staking a claim for a title match last week including him asking for Lawler to name the time and place for an ass kicking. Lawler simply states that although that is a comical notion it's easily done. 3 weeks, King of the Ring, Madison square Garden, never has a PPV name been more fitting he says before ala Race from last week he just drops the mic with a thud and abruptly leaves..

*ad break*

Backstage segment: JYD is trying to return the favour from earlier tonight and relax his sponsor Jerry Lawler who has just returned to the lockeroom. That is until he opens his locker to see a Black Tiger mask hanging in plain view which immediatley causes him to freak out.

Elsewhere Sid finally finds Jenna Jameson in a corridor talking to Bobby Lashley. Before he arrives Lashley says his goodbyes and gets out of there but it doesent seem to matter as Sid immediatley blows up over his presence. Sid questions why Jenna seemed so cosy with Bobby Lashley last week, and why he couldent find her anywhere yet here she is talking to him again. Jenna however simply says that he needs to trust her, she was acting in his best interest and says that Lashleys close friend Jay Leno would reveal all on his show later tonight. the two continue to talk as they walk down the corridor out of earchot as the cameras return to ringside so the commentaters can start bigging up tonights main event which is next!

before the main event begins Rikidozan & Mitsuharu Misawa make their way out to the ring, microphone in hand and translater by there side. Rikidozan talks about how he was almost impressed last week by Ricky Steamboat but he still doesent think he is worthy of challenging him (this gets a big Booing from the crowd). He says that if not for the obvious anamosity between Ultimo Dragon & the Great Sasuke we wouldent have had a chance and says that frankly his choice of tag partners tonight also does not impress him. Despite all that he says he is willing to face him in this match tonight to give him one final chance to prove his worth. Go, on change my mind Steamboat, prove there is someone worthy of facing the Great Rkidozan.

Main Event: Rikidozan & Mitsuharu Misawa vs Ricky Steamboat & Kenta Kobashi

This is an even contest throughout but Steamboat is kept away from Rikidozan the entire bout with Misawa tagging in anytime "The Dragon" is in the ring. The match seems to be two seperate battles at times one where Rikidozan has the slight upper hand on Kobashi and another where Steamboat seems to have the edge over Misawa, yet all the while each man perhaps possibly Rikidozan seems desperate to get their hands on their other tag opponent. The finish comes after Rikidozan removes the turnbuckle cover in his corner while Misawa and Steamboat go at it in the ring. Then after Misawa drives Steamboat into the exposed turnbuckle Rikidozan tags in and faces the Dragon for the first time in the ring. He slowly waits for Steamboat to rise to his feet while signalling that it's time for his Rikidozan special piledriver but as he trys to pick up Steamboat, Ricky gets a sudden burst of energy grabbing his arms and blocking him as his eyes light up at the realisation that he finally has his hands on the champ. there is a flurry of right hands between the two but Steamboat actually comes out on top chopping Rikidozan so hard he makes him stumble back into his corner. Steamboat then hits a big dropkick sending the champ flying into the exposed turnbuckle and the crowd into raptures. Misawa tags himself in and it seems Rikidozan has been cut open as he rolls out of the ring immediatly throwing to stop blood from gushing out of his forhead. Misawa charges Steamboat but is caught in an armbar takedown which while Steamboat temp holds with 1 arm he reaches up and tags in Kobashi before quickly going back to a two armed armbar. Kenta immediatly jumps onto the top turnbuckle and performs a diving leg drop to his former tag partner and as Rikidozan looks on from the apron gets the 1-2-3.

Winners: Ricky Steamboat & Kenta Kobashi

Thats the first match Rikidozan has lost in over a year in the BWA, he's gotta rate Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat now! says JR as BWA goes off the air.



...Later that night

Jay has two BWA guests tonight the first of which again is his friend Bobby Lashley. This is used to recap the interaction between him and Sid Vicious the last time Bobby was on the show after which Bobby re-iterates that he can defeat Sid. Leno then jokingly questions him about his flirting with Jenna Jameson as clips are once more shown from the past two weeks of Raw of the talking, Sid's reaction to this and finally Jameson's announcement that she was meeting with Lashley to help Sid and that all would be revealed on tonights Show. Therefore Jay is proud to be able to make another big BWA announcement and say that the first match officially booked for BWA King of The Ring would be Sid Vicious w/Jenna Jameson vs Bobby Lashley with him, Jay Leno, in Lashley's corner. He says that Jenna knew, and he agreed with her, that this is the most high profile match either man could have as it seems that Ricky Steamboat is next in line WHC. Lashley seems to be relishing it saying it will give him a chance to prove his word and beat Sid.



Later in the show Harley Race Is interviewed and talks about the disgust he feels for the man he says is masquerading under "The King" moniker. He runs down all his past indescetions of which there are many starting with the times he was fired and culminating with all his problems with the ladies. He says that at the King of the ring he will prove who the real King of the BWA is, when he takes on Lawler at King of The ring, where he says the sex addict will be made pay for all these indescretions at once.

Leno takes this chance to make his second big announcement of the night as it relates to Race and his comments. He says that the BWA chairman has just announced the tournament matches for the KOTR 2011 and that in the now 2nd and 3rd official matches at BWA KOTR we will see Harley Race vs Jerry Lawler & Kenta Kobashi vs his former partner Mitsuharu Misawa for the right to compete over the title of King of the BWA, a title which will carry with it a no.1 contenders position.

This point in the show would usually signal the end of Leno's BWA announcements and a move back to general main stream stories and celebs like on a normal night. Hoever he instead chooses now to once more aknowledge the BWA chairman Bounty Hunter for allowing him to continue to make these big announcements, especially the next one. He then says that he has been told that at BWA King of The Ring he will be given the green light to make his biggest announcement yet, when he will reveal the identity of Bounty Hunter himself to the BWA roster and worldwide audience.

He then says that it may not be too much of a surprise to some that he has now decided to reveal his identity as only recently the man who's true identy remains a mystery even to his employees joined the social networking site twitter and as these two recent tweets show he is both ready to become more vocal and keeping an eye on the competition.

@BWABountyHunter wrote:

looks like 2 King of The Ring tournaments are going head to head this year, fusion pro doesent stand a chance! BWA KOTR 2011 FTW

ha Oprah just tried to buy a stake in the BWA, told her that MNG or WECWF might be more in her price range, cant afford the main event tho

http://twitter.com/#!/BWABountyHunter

It's the 2nd of those quotes that he uses to once again slip some BWA talk in amongst his non wrestling talk with his later guest.


Oprah: "I Tweeted Bounty Hunter about buying a stake in the BWA but he wasnt interested"

Leno's BWA guests: Bobby Lashley, Harley Race
Non BWA guests: Oprah and the RHCP providing music

BWA Roster 2011:
Mitsuharu Misawa
Kenta Kobashi
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jushin "Thunder" Liger
The Great Sasuke
Rikidōzan
Ultimo Dragon
Sid Vicious
Bobby Lashley
Junkyard Dog
The Briscoes
Jay Leno
Jenna Jameson
Rocco Rock
Johnny Grunge

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Friday Night Ignition

The show kicks off with a recap of the last week’s wedding ceremony. GM General Manager Stephanie McMahon makes her way to the ring with new husband Desmond Wolfe. Stephanie talks about Jericho’s jealousy and ruining her ceremony. She says that her “new husband Dessie is more of man than Jericho will ever be”. She talks about their picture spread for OK magazine and how she is one the most powerful women in sports entertainment. She also mentions that she and Dessie will be attending the royal wedding of Kate and William and that has invited them to the next LWE PPV Mayhem to watch from the VIP section. She looks at Dessie and kisses him. He takes the mic. The crowd are shouting loud for Jericho and calling Stephanie a beast. Wolfe tells them to shut up and that they are all f*cking ****. He says he deserves to be the world champion and he will be. He says that he has “two huge films in the pipeline one with Guy Ritchie and one with Sylvester Stallone who has been begging for ages to sign me for Expendables 2 to take over from the idiot Jason Statham”. He says he “is so big a star even got that fool Mr. T thrown off a movie”. He also says he will beat Jericho tonight but Stephanie takes the mic back and says that she has a better idea and that “at the PPV Mayhem Jericho will be defending the titleagainst him and that tonight whoever wins the main event match can decide the match and stipulations and that main event will be Jericho and a partner of his choice against him, Brutus Magnus and Doug Williams”. Stephanie and Dessie leave the ring.

The announcers discuss the main event tonight and who Jericho will take as a partner.

The first match up tonight is Carlito V Chavo Guerrero. Alberto Del Rio the current IC champion comes out during the match to distract Chavo but Chavo pins Carlito and gets the win. After the match Del Rio and Carlito double team on Chavo but the returning Texas Tornado hits the ring and makes the save.

Taylor Wilde is shown backstage talking with Magnus she asks him “why he took Stephanie out of the ring last week and not her after all she is suppose to be his girlfriend”. Magnus ignores this question and instead sweet talks Taylor and tells that that tonight she will have a match with Hamada for the Women’s Title and he will be at ringside to watch her win.

Chavo goes to see Stephanie and asks for an IC title match with Del Rio, she tells him that next week he will face Carlito and Texas Tornado in a triple threat and the winner of that match gets an title match at Mayhem. Chavo says it is his time and leaves.

We see that Jericho has arrived at the stadium. Todd Grimshaw backstage informs Jericho about the match Stephanie arranged for later tonight, Jericho tells Todd he must go and get a partner and hopefully it will be someone very rowdy.

Up next is Hamada V Taylor Wilde for the Women’s Championship. Brutus comes out with Taylor to support her. Brutus gets involved in the match and costs Taylor the win as she is disqualified. Taylor slaps Brutus and leaves by herself.

Backstage Primo asks Carlito why he cancelled their tag title match tonight against the tag champions The Motor City Machine Guns. Carlito says “he has had enough of being in a tag team and now he is only out for himself and next week he will win a shot at the IC Title”. Primo tells Carlito “If that is way it is then he too should look out for himself”. Primo goes to see Stephanie and asks to be added to the number 1 contender’s match next week for the IC title but she refuses. He then sees the vacated Cruiser X title asks about it she reveals “next week all will be revealed” and tells Primo to leave.

The current tag champions The Motor City Machine Guns make their way out to the ring. Shelley says that “last week Williams was afraid to face him and since he is already in a match tonight and their tag title match against Primo and Carlito is cancelled that the Guns have no problem defending their tag titles tonight but who to face maybe Billy Kidman and Paul London”. This brings out London and Kidman. Stephanie comes out and they can have their match but it won’t be for the tag titles. Kidman picks ups the win with a cheeky role up on Shelley. [/COLOR]

Up next is the main event and out to the ring first is Desmond Wolfe, Brutus Magnus and Doug Williams. The WHC champion Chris Jericho comes out next and he announces that his tag team partner is Roddy Piper who is out next. Wolfe looks annoyed in the ring. Piper asks Jericho if he can start the match first and he and Williams start off the match. Piper has the upper hand on Williams until Magnus blind tags in and both double team Piper. Piper eventually tags in Jericho and he takes down Williams and throws Brutus out of the ring. He throws Williams into Wolfe’s corner so he will tag in. Wolfe comes in and he and Jericho exchange blows. Jericho hits the Lionsault on Wolfe. Magnus comes in with a chair but the ref stops him and takes the chair in the process the ref is knocked out. Jericho knocks Magnus out of the ring. Williams comes in with another chair and Piper stops him, he takes the chair and nails his tag partner Jericho with the chair. Another ref comes down and counts as Wolfe covers Jericho for win. Williams, Wolfe, Magnus and Piper all stand together in the ring.

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Once again we are welcomed to the RDS for FCW LIVE!!!! as the Music and Pyro go out .

We are shown a recap of what happened last week

Opening Match
Gunner & Murphy vs Lethal & Al Snow

The newest members of FCW are in action straight away agains the unlikely team of Lethal/Snow . Unfortunately it would be known that Lethal/Snow were not as polished as a team as Gunner and Murphy who would use this as their advantage with numerous double teams . Snow would make the tag to Lethal who would clean house , just as Lethal hit the Lethal Combination and was on the top rope Snow would tag Lethal as he came down with an elbow drop, Lethal would be confused as it looked like Snow wanted to hit a his own version of the elbow drop . As this was happening Murphy would throw kick lethal in the rope following up with Snow falling off the top allowing Murphy to hit the Assisted Suicide for the win

Winners: Gunner & Murphy

Backstage Segment
Morrison and Mysterio are shown arriving in the arena. As they came in Sheamus and Mercury come behind them and a brawl errupted between all 4 men until security broke it up[/I

2nd Match:
Monty Brown vs X Pac W/Albert

Once again it wouldnt take long for Browns match would be interupted since just as he was about to hit the Pounce Albert would get involved causing a DQ. As the beatdown happened The Pope would hit the ring and even up the score. Pope said lets make this a tag team match unless Luis Walsh is still in town so X-Pac/Albert can finally make it big on the X-Factor...............they could be the new Jedward although if you combine both you would get Mary Byrne:eek:

Match Restarted as a Tag Match

Pope/Brown vs X-Factor
Match didnt last long as Monty brown would get his revenge as Albert was on the outside of the Apron Brown would hit the Pounce knocking Albert throw the announcers table as payback. Pope would follow up with a DDE on X-Pac also as revenge for last weeks attack for the win

Winners: Monty Brown & The Pope


***It is announced that FCW will returning to the AVIVA STADIUM IN MARCH for WRESTLEMANIA***

***Also Matches Will Be Announced Soon***

Backstage Segment
Molly Holly is shown walking with Gail towards the ring as she faces Madison Rayne

3rd Match:
Molly Holly W/Gail Kim vs Madison Rayne/Tara

Madison tries to run away from Molly but she is always catches up with her but as Molly is getting back in the ring Tara would grab her foor allowing Madison to take control . Madison would start to get cock as Madison was setting up for her finisher and talking crap to Gail , Molly would counter it into a ddt and both women were down. Molly got up first and took it to Madison. Molly was about to hit the Molly Go Round but Tara would get up on the apron but when Gail seen this she got up so Tara pretended to get down so the ref went over to Gail , Tara would hit a Superkick on Molly knocking her off the rope and allowed Madison to get a quick roll up for the win

Winner:Madison Rayne


4th Match:
Matt Morgan vs Test

Morgan comes to the ring ready for the match . Test's music hits but to no avail no sign of Test , He is shown backstage relaxing in the Foggy Dew with his VIP Area saying he wasnt in the mood tonight so he gave himself the night off , He said he will let Morgan no when he will face him and he will talk to him later.
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Winner Via Forfeit: Matt Morgan , who doesnt look happy


*** MATCHES FOR WRESTLEMANIA WILL BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE MAIN EVENT***

Main Event
Mercury vs Mysterio
MORRISON & SHEAMUS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE

Mercury tries his best to run away from Ray since its the first One on One encounter after Mysterio found out it was him who attacked him. Mysterio would lose his control and snap on Mercury leaving the ref no reason but to DQ Rey

Winner Via DQ:Mercury

After the match Rey would not stop attacking Mercury until Gunner/Murphy hit the ring and attack Mysterio allowing Mercury to gain control to beat down on Rey until Snow/Lethal hit the ring to even up the scores which was followed by Sheamus then Morrison as all HELL BROKE LOOSE

As this was happening on the big Screen the matches for WRESTLEMANIA were announced

Elimination Tag Match
Gunner & Murphy vs Lethal & Al Snow

4 Way Ladder Match for The FCW Womens Championship
Madison Rayne vs Tara vs Molly Holly vs Gail

Tables Match
Albert vs Monty Brown

Singles Match But If Test Does Not Show Up He Will Be Fired

Intercontinental Championship
The Pope(c) vs X-Pac

Falls Count Anywhere Grudge Match
Rey Mysterio vs Joey Mercury

FCW Championship Match
Sheamus (c) vs John Morrison

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Stampede Wrestling show 1

Show opens with GM and owner Stu Hart coming to the ring to Going Blind

Stu announces to the crowd that he has cancer and the time to pick a successor is here. He announces the qualities that the leader of the HArt family should possess. Wrestling skill, leadership, selflesness etc. After a vintage boring Hart family speech he announces that his successor will be ... His son and champion Bret Hart

Bret and Stu exchange compliments until Owen comes to the ring. Bret offers his hand and attempts to hug him but instead Owen grabs the microphone. He explains that it's been him who's protected the Hart family and not Bret. He's been the one to shoulder the less talented members of the family in one sided tag teams, he's been the one to try out Stu's new gimmicks and he's been number one contender 5 times during Bret's reign and has never challenged him out of decency alone. He points out the amount of help and protection he's given Bret and says that without him Stampede would have a different Champ. Bret laughs

Stu agrees and says that while his decision on succession is final he'll grant Owen a title shot tonight. Just then Booker T's music hits and he points out that he beat Owen for a shot at the title and that Stu's never played favourites before so why should he now. He's first. Stu concedes so announces a triple threat title match tonight and an election for the new GM to be held today

1st match.
Khali vs. Taka

Khali squashes Taka. After the match however Funaki crouches behind Khali and Taka pushes Khali over and Funaki covers him for a 123. FUnaki exclaims that just like coffee and fags, together they are unbeatable and challenges the Steiners for the belts.

Backstage: Scott and Rick laugh at TaienKai when Rick Rude approaches Scott and encourages him to run for GM. Rick and Rick both tell Scott he's got their vote.

Next match: Jim Brunzell vs. Bam Bam
Bam Bam squashes Jim. Post match Bam Bam grabs the mic and appeals for DDP to reform the Jersey Triad (sensa dead gay). While on the mic Sheiky comes up behind a prone Jim Brunzell and proceeds to pretend to **** him in the ass. Bam Bam, appalled asks Sheiky what the **** he's doing and Sheiky proclaims he'll **** anybody up the ass unless they vote for him for GM.

Backstage

Voting continues with a desolate Brian Blair showing his voting card to the camera proclaiming Steiner and telling Sheiky to calm down and get real. At that time Stu closes the booth and says that after a performance by house band KISS the announcement and main event will begin.

In the ring: The roster surrounds the ring as Stu counts the votes. After a minute of suspense Stu announces theres a tie. he invites Scott and Shieky to the ring and they both challenge the other to settle it in the ring. Stu however points out that being GM has nothing to do with wrestling prowess and instead announces a series of three debates to be judged by a panel of him and KISS to begin next week.

Main Event: Title match between Owen, Bret and Booker T.

Match begins with Bret and Owen refusing to hit each other and working in tandem on Booker. Bret goes for a pin but Booker kicks out. Bret tries again but once again Booker makes a late kick out. Bret then goes to the top as a prone Booker lays in place but Owen Hart throws on a Sharpshooter. Bret watches from the top for 20 seconds and just before Booker taps Bret knocks out the ref from behind. Owen, furious, argues with Bret before going outside to grab the belt. The two exchange words not picked up by the camera before Owen throws the Belt down at Bret's feet. As Bret goes to pick it up he's scissor kicked by Booker on the belt. Booker goes for the pin. Owen looks back,but then continues to exit the ring as Booker wins the match and becomes the new Champion.

Bret lies prone in the ring as Booker celebrates. Backstage Stu is shown crying looking at a picture of the two as the show goes off the air

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We open the show with Vince McMahon in the middle of the ring he looks steamed as we see highlights from the ends of last week’s show where he and Kevin Nash were subject to a beat down at the hands of Nexus, Vince begins to address the crowd.
Vince McMahon: Last week we found out that the maggot that is Vince Russo is behind this little Nexus reunion and he made the biggest mistake of his life last week laying his filthy hands on me but before I get to them let me call out Kevin Nash,( Nash comes to the ring )
Last week Kevin I tried to tell you I was not behind the Nexus but would you listen no instead you chokeslams me to the canvass, but guess what Kevin I am going to let it slide why you may ask simple next week is CWA Revolution and I want you to destroy Wade Barrett.
( Just then Vince Russo and the rest of Nexus make their way to the ring )
Russo: Vince Kennedy McMahon well well well long time hasn’t it Vinnie , But you should be on your hands and knees that Vince Russo and Nexus in your company but instead you threaten us like we are some spoilt kids
McMahon: It’s funny you mention hands and knees Russo as at next week Revolution it will be KEVIN NASH vs. WADE BARRETT and if Nash wins you will be re-joining a club that you were the number one member of for so long, that’s right the Vince McMahon kiss my ass club
Russo: What…..and if your man loses he will do what you should have been doing for so long and kiss my ass if it was not for me McMahon you still be having Clowns face Dustmen, There never would have been a Stone Cold only a ringmaster so at the end of Revolution not only will you kiss my ass you will thank me for the pleasure..
Vince McMahon: Is that so Russo and there was me just about to order a pole and see if David Arquette is up to anything but instead tonight we are going to a have a warm up match Barrett, Dibiase and McGillicuty you will be facing Nash and a couple of his friends.

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Rikishi Vs Grandmaster Sexy

The show opens with the return of Grandmaster Sexy before the match begins we see highlights from two weeks ago when an unknown accilaint attacked Yokozuna from behind and then last week when a fan with dark glasses hit Rikishi with a chair Brian Lawler looks at the screen showing the footage and laughs, Big mistake as Rikishi attacks him from the off it’s a very physical match up with Rikishi getting the upper hand in most parts although Lawler does show some glimpses of getting back into it that all ends though when Lawler tries to climb the rope only to be caught by Rikishi who hits him with the Samoan death drop, Yokozuna then comes to the ring followed by Scotty 2 Hotty it all breaks down in the middle of the ring before refs and security separate them.
Winner: Rikishi



Backstage
Vince McMahon is in his office when Drew McIntyre enters McMahon tears shreds from him for not coming to his aid last week he tells Drew not to forgot who has given him the chance to come the CWA champ and if really is the chosen one then he has to prove it tonight as he teams with Swagger to go against Anderson and Inoki.

***don’t try this at home***

Drew McIntyre & Jack Swagger Vs Inoki & Mr. Anderson

A great match up that swings both ways , Swagger shows his amateur back ground by taking Anderson to the mat a couple of time, but is hesitant to get into the ring when Anderson tags Inoki, It looks like Inoki is going to pick up the win after a couple of close pin counts but McIntyre runs in for the save , Anderson now also gets in and when McIntyre goes to clothes line him he ducks and ref gets it instead after the ref gets knocked out all four men battle , Swagger hits Inoki with a low blow goes outside and gets his universal title he throws it into McIntyre who hits Anderson with it and bust him open , Drew then kicks him out of the ring Swagger gets back into the ring and locks the ankle lock on Inoki , Drew shakes the ref to wake him up while Inoki is doing his best to fight out of the ankle lock he has no other choice to eventually tap out and Swagger and McIntyre pick up the win,
Winner: McIntyre & Swagger

After the match McIntyre grabs a mic a looks at a busted open Mr. Anderson and tells him to get used to the taste of his blood as at CWA revolution it will be a first blood match.


Jerry Lynn is in the ring he issues an open challenge that if any wrestler out there thinks they are extreme enough to face him then come along to CWA Revolution for an old fashioned street fight..

Nash & Young & Jordan Vs Nexus

Kevin Nash comes out first and waits at the top of the ramp and is then joined by Orlando Jordan who is eating a banana and Eric Young who is wearing saying I saw Amman in Jordan ??, When the match gets on the way Young starts things off then tries to tag in Barrett who looks totally bemused, When the match gets into full flow there was a couple of close pin falls which Eric Young decided to count , Nash eventually loses patience with Young and starts to argue in the middle of the ring given Barrett the chance to hit the wasteland from behind Orlando Jordan runs in for save only for Eric Young to block him off telling him that he was the ref, the real ref counts to 3 and Nexus pick up the win.
Winners: Nexus

Vince Russo comes out to celebrate with Nexus as they look up at the CWA Revolution sign Russo looks into the camera and says next week Vince get ready to pucker up.

Card for CWA Revolution PPV
CWA Heavyweight Championship: FIRST BLOOD MATCH Mr. Anderson Vs Drew McIntyre

CWA Universal title: Jack Swagger Vs Antonio Inoki

KISS MY ASS CLUB MATCH: Wade Barrett Vs Kevin Nash

Semi-Final Tag team tournament
Too Cool Vs Rikishi & Yokozuna
Young & Jordan Vs McGillicuty and Dibiase

CWA Tag-Team Championship: Winner Match A Vs Winner Match B

Extreme Street fight : Jerry Lynn Vs ????????

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NWA International Summit Match 1

Belfast Brawl: Dave Finlay vs Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton



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Background: Finlay is one of the toughest men in the NWA. The straight talking brawler is immensely proud of his Irish roots and is known to wax lyrical nostalgically about the homeland.

Week 1: “Jesus bai that cheek of that ugly yoke Hatton" – Gerard C on commentary.

Hatton is shown in the audience while Finlay wrestles Stan Hansen. Just off a losing fight with Manny Pacquiao where he got an unmerciful hiding, Hatton is enjoying some down time. He has his feet up on the guardrail and spends the entire match laughing and joking with his scummy looking entourage. He shows little or no interest in the effort sof the wrestlers and even can be heard drunkenly declaring his derision for these “fake fighters.”

Week 2:

“Be gor I haven’t seen Finlay that angry since they let the Brits play rugby in Croke Park” – Gerard C on commentary.

Finlay is backstage in his Antrim jersey trying to listen to the Ulster Final on long wave radio when approached by intrepid backstage reporter The Flah. They exchange pleasantries where Finlay tries to keep a straight face at Waterford’s All Ireland prospects. Then the Flah hits him with the hard questions about Ricky Hatton’s apparent lack of respect the previous week. Finlay cuts an impassioned promo, detailing the blood sweat and tears he has shed in making it as a pro grappler. He names the friends he has lost, the injuries he has suffered and the sacrifices he has made and he issues a challenge to the cocky Englishman

“Hatton you rat bastard, you call yourself a fighter but you sit at ringside like a slob eating kebabs and guzzling porter like the lager lout that you are. I wouldn’t take that abuse from anyon, but by Christ I won’t take it from an Englishman – ye tried to keep us down for years but ye couldn’t bayte the Green Machine. I’m issuing a challenge to you to buy a ringside ticket to teh NWA show nest week and you can say to my face what you really think of pro wrestlers."

Week 3: “Jesus Flah the bloods up now, its like the Battle of the Boyne.”

Hatton shows up at the NWA TV show with his entourage of beer bellied Man City fans, the disappointment of 34 years in the doldrums etched all over their miserable faces. Seated in the front row, he spends the whole night shouting abuse at the hard working wrestlers i the ring, until the bauld Finlay has enough.



He makes his way to the ring on horseback, his trusty rifle on his shoulder. He confronts Hatton. Who cowers behind his overfed minders. Finlay threatens to box the head off him but Hatton wants none of the enraged Irishman and skedaddles for the exits to the derision of the NWA faithful.

Week 4: “This is gonna be better than Euro 88 bai.”

NWA Statement: NWA Officials have been in meetings with TV Network HBO who are deeply concerned at the behaviour of Ricky Hatton. Hatton has a 5 fight deal with the network and they are most concerned that Hatton’s cowardly display last week will lead to a lack of interest in his upcoming PPV fights. As such we are ordering Hatton to appear on NWA TV this week and face Finlay like a man.

Later in the show, Hatton, looking more serious than he has in previous weeks makes his way to the ring where he calls out Finlay. The Belfast Brawler makes his way to the ring, hurl in hand ready to rumble there and then. However Hatton has a proposal for him. He challenges him to a Belfast Brawl at “NWA International Summit.” Finlay is only too happy to accept and eyeballs the boxer with a glint in his eye.

“We’re going to settle some old scores on Sunday son, make no mistake. It'll be a bigger masacre than anything ye ever tried on Bloody Sunday."

Hatton to his credit appears to have gotten the eye of the tiger back that he had back when he used be actually able to win boxing matches.

Later in the show, messages of support for Finlay from major political leaders on the Island of Ireland are aired. An Taoiseach Mr Adams has put every red cent in the country’s coffers on Finlay to win with Paddy Power. Not only can Finlay defeat the Englishman to salvage the pride of pro wrestling and Ireland, but we have a once in a lifetime opportunity to clear our sovereign debt!

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IWGP Heavyweight Title:

Masahiro Chono (c) vs Stan Hansen

Background: Chono has come to the NWA as part of its global expansion programme determined to prove himself stateside. He is a top class wrestler who could pin anyone in the world on any given day. The hard drinking Hansen is one of the most fearsome wrestlers on the roster and his no nonsense approach has endeared him to NWA fans.



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Week 1: “Jaysis Flah, that fella’s cooler than Richie Kavanagh eating a tangle twister. He's no Kenzo Suzuki anyway bai.”

Chono is introduced to NWA fans with numerous highlight packages weeks before his debut. He makes his much awaited debut on NWA TV, and is given the superstar treatment, with a lavish ring entrance, dramatic classical music and spectacular fireworks display. There can be no doubt this man is a big deal. He makes his in ring debut and contemptuously dismisses a local jobber within a few seconds.

Week 2: “This man is to pro wrestling what Eoin Kelly is to hurling or The Flah is to ridin’ – a pure natural.”

A backstage video of Chono is shown where he declares himself the “greatest in the world.” Like everything else about the man his English is perfect. Later he again destroys a local wrestler in a short time. Stan Hansen is shown backstage drinking a slab of cans and shaking his head ruefully.

Week 3: “Stan Hansen is locked the lucky bastard!”
Chono again completes his now familiar routine of destroying an opponent of little ability and takes to the mike to declare his greatness for the world to hear. However he is interrupted by an irate Stan Hansen, who storms the ring swinging his bullrope around his head like a lunatic. The smell of drink off him is phenomenal. He grabs the microphone and goes into a drunken rant about how Chono is a coward and a flat track bully and wouldn’t last long in a fight with a real man. He is about to leave the ring when Chono, who obviously hasn’t understood a word of his slurred ravings, asks him to speak a little more clearly and enunciate every word. Hansen takes one look at him before destroying him with his fearsome lariat.



“I bet he understood that Flah, jesus he nearly took the head clean offa him.” – Gerrard C on commentary.

Week 4: “Oh lord all that lovely whiskey, ‘twould break your heart.”
NWA Officials have announced that at NWA International Summit it will be Stan Hansen vs Masahiro Chono for the IWGP Heavyweight Title. Both men are nmost anxious to settle their differences in the ring.

Later that night the contract is signed on a specially mounted table in the middle of the ring. Stan speaks of his desire to become the New Japn top dog having been the most feared foreigner in All Japan in years gone by. Hansen brings his ever-present bottle of whiskey to the ring with him, but in a totally uncalled for move, Chono smashes it over his head and leaves him a bloody and whiskey-soaked mess in the middle of the ring.

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Superstar Billy Graham vs King Kong Bundy




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Background: Graham is the ultimate ladies man and is immensely proud of his incredible physique. Bundy meanwhile has massive potential and is a fan favourite but he has never seemed to have the motivation to be quite as good as he should be.

Week 1: “Jesus Flah look at the arse on yer wan in the jacuzzi, I’d eat a mile of her sh*te to get a sniff of her hole.”



Backstage segment with Billy Graham in a hot tub with a half dozen fine looking women. He has them rubbing olive oil onto his biceps and other kinds of disgusting stuff. King Kong Bundy passes with his nose in a bag of doughnuts as per usual. Graham whispers into one of their ears and she struts over to the big man and starts to flirt with him, seductively licking the sugar off one of his doughnuts. She leans in as if to kiss him but just when it appears the unthinkable will happen she shoves the doughnut into his face, much to the amusement of Graham and the other birds. Bundy skulks off mortified only to scuttle back to pick the mangled doughnut off the ground.

Week 2: “Bethalord hokey Flah those baps are even bigger than Bundy’s!”

Bundy is in the middle of a match when Graham saunters to ringside with the usual bevy of beauties on his arm. He motions to one of the girl to jump up onto the ring apron where she proceeds to flash him her not insubstantial titties. Bundy is transfixed which gives his opponent the time to roll him up from an embarrassing defeat for the crowd favourite. Bundy again does nothing except slink to the back looking sorry for himself.

Week 3: “Jesus Flah, I’ll be back in two minutes, those boots are too nice to go to waste!”

Bundy is sitting backstage as per usual stuffing his face when Billy Graham passes and tosses a pair of his cowboy boots to him. “Hey fat-boy, give those boots a polish for me, I’ve a hot date tonight.”
Bundy sadly begins to polish his boots, only for an appalled HBK Shawn Michaels, who has witnessed the entire scene to take him in hand. He slaps him hard across the face to knock the big man out of this cloud of self pity

“Bundy you’re the biggest man on the roster, you could knock most men out with one punch. Its about time you got off your arse and started to stand up for yourself. Are you a man or a mouse for Christs sake?”

Later that night Bundy is shown throwing Graham’s boots into the bin and heading to the gym.

Week 4: "Ber Gor he's like the Incredible Hulk when you get him mad!"

Graham is in the ring cutting a promo running down Bundy. The big man runs down to teh ring to interrupt. He goes off an a huge rant, calling Graham a bully and saying that al his life he has been a doormat.

“Well Graham, thanks to my good friend HBK, those days are over. From this day onwards King Kong Bundy is no-one’s doormat! I’m sending out a message to the entire NWA, that the big man is to be messed with no more!”



With that he picks a shocked Billy Graham up over his head and tosses him effortlessly from the ring and into the front row. He grabs the best looking of Graham’s entourage of girls and plants a long slow kiss on her lips before throwing her over his shoulder and bringing her dressing room to do God knows what to her, with the cheers of the crowd ringing in his ears!