HEY! "Oprah Winfrey"! shut up!

grungepants

Yea i said it.Shut up "Oprah".I hate you and your lavender jumper.And "Ellen de generes"
"uh hu hu Im a querky lesbian ima do a funny dance to a Mary j blige song oh im funky!"

Mary j blige is not cool

Shut up Ellen

Shut upa your face

if i have to sit at home being jobless i want to at least be made laugh...I cant laugh at Ellen cause its just sad.


end rant <<<- thats how you end a rant isnt it?

MitchKoobski

Naw you end it here http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

yermandan

Did you take the pledge?

orourkeda

you should give two and a half men a miss too

mathie

Grungepants?
If I was sitting at home all day I'd be gungepants.

speedboatchase

HEY! Let's lock this thread!

grungepants

Nooooo i dont wanna!

MitchKoobski

Gummy Panda

Oprah can be funny when 4chan make her say 'over 9000'

Timothy Bryce

for security reasons i cant get into that forum

phasers

Put on E4, mute the telly and fap to the Gilmore Girls

hondasam

I hate Ellen more than Opera. watch two and a half men OP

MitchKoobski

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Oprah can be funny when 4chan make her say 'over 9000'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk

orourkeda

MitchKoobski wrote: »

Oprah whingefrey

Kimono-Girl

but.... but....:(

oprah flew me to australia, and ellen gave me a new car with 10 grand in a suitcase.....



......now im on the run.

Gunsfortoys

"You get a cuckoo clock"

"and you get a cuckoo clock!"

MitchKoobski

Just remembered this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ro3wuck_ro

Tubsandtiles

Who is UpTheRa, I mean Oprah

steddyeddy

grungepants wrote: »

Yea i said it.Shut up "Oprah".I hate you and your lavender jumper.And "Ellen de generes"
"uh hu hu Im a querky lesbian ima do a funny dance to a Mary j blige song oh im funky!"

Mary j blige is not cool

Shut up Ellen

Shut upa your face

if i have to sit at home being jobless i want to at least be made laugh...I cant laugh at Ellen cause its just sad.


end rant <<<- thats how you end a rant isnt it?

I hate ellen for the split second that my eyes were polluted by her i saw her dance up the aisle and start dancing to members of the audience like a big perv!

dolphin city

MitchKoobski wrote: »

:rolleyes: what is she blubbering about now?

hondasam

I thought I was the only one that hated Ellen, I really mean hate.

steddyeddy

hondasam wrote: »

I thought I was the only one that hated Ellen, I really mean hate.

the best i could wish her is leprosy or maybe chronic diarrohea

hondasam

steddyeddy wrote: »

the best i could wish her is leprosy or maybe chronic diarrohea

I don't like her for the same reason you don't. The stupid dancing. I could watch Oprah if she had someone interesting on.

I might never switch the tv on during the day, except for the news.

steddyeddy

hondasam wrote: »

I don't like her for the same reason you don't. The stupid dancing. I could watch Oprah if she had someone interesting on.

I might never switch the tv on during the day, except for the news.

I was in a doctors waiting room when it was on and I wasnt the only one looking horrified. She basically dances up the isle drooling over her audience!

hondasam

steddyeddy wrote: »

I was in a doctors waiting room when it was on and I wasnt the only one looking horrified. She basically dances up the isle drooling over her audience!

she sickens you that much, at least you were in right place :pac:

Shryke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4

D'Agger

steddyeddy wrote: »

the best i could wish her is leprosy or maybe chronic diarrohea

Nah she'd end up thin that way - I'll go for cardiac arrest myself

jimthemental

Hate Oprah too! I was listening to The Last Word last week and they were on about that bull**** of a story about her long lost sister who she is whoring for more ratings as goodwill or karma because she was abused as a child.

I listen to that show to get depressed and angry about current affairs not to hear shmaltzy muck from America. If I wan't cheese like that I can turn on 2fm.:mad:

Shouldn't this thead be in Ranting and Raving?

I like the faffiness of Operah and Ellen, so feck yeu haters!

You want your ranting to be safe? head over to Ranting and Raving, feck off from AH!

*dresses up like revolutionary, sits in middle of AH public square watching the tanks rclose off the entrances*

grungepants

We'll be ranting and raving were ever we please....thank yu fery much!

hondasam

we are not ranting or raving. just discussing our mutual dislike of the two ladies.

Debthree

hondasam wrote: »

I thought I was the only one that hated Ellen, I really mean hate.

You love her compared to how much I hate her.

jokettle

steddyeddy wrote: »

I was in a doctors waiting room when it was on and I wasnt the only one looking horrified. She basically dances up the isle drooling over her audience!

You weren't in Trinity's doctor's office, by any chance? That was horrendous!

whoopdedoo

she's defo on my hate list, she has so many eejits of women completely brainwashed with her show!

last time I happened to channel hop and end up seeing her for a minute was the famous tom cruise jumping on her couch professing his love for the missus

*fcuking speechless I was!

ps. when I heard she bought stevie wonder 2 massively expensive bentlys :eek: for his birthday one time still has me stumped to understand!

Debthree

Daytime TV? Forget it with the exception of Boston Legal on CBS Drama at 5pm and repeated at 10pm. Alan Shore (James Spader) is simply superb as is Denny Crane (William Shatner).

steddyeddy

jokettle wrote: »

You weren't in Trinity's doctor's office, by any chance? That was horrendous!

Why do you ask ,

DarkJager

Ellen ......*paralysing shivers*

The last time I watched that abortion of a show, the whole audience was clapping and whooping while she was doing some sort of crab like dance over a coffee table to some **** song. I cringed so much I thought I'd never come right again.

steddyeddy

DarkJager wrote: »

Ellen ......*paralysing shivers*

The last time I watched that abortion of a show, the whole audience was clapping and whooping while she was doing some sort of crab like dance over a coffee table to some **** song. I cringed so much I thought I'd never come right again.

Thats what I saw

The Gnome

If only...

DarkJager

steddyeddy wrote: »

Thats what I saw

I feel your pain man. Just even thinking about it makes me feel sorry for everyone who was actually in that studio watching it.

jokettle

steddyeddy wrote: »

Why do you ask ,

Because if so, I was the girl talking quite loudly about my plans to punch Ellen and her guests in the throat. Sorry if I disturbed you

steddyeddy

jokettle wrote: »

Because if so, I was the girl talking quite loudly about my plans to punch Ellen and her guests in the throat. Sorry if I disturbed you

Ah right maybe so a few were there I was the dark (farmers tan if anything) complexioned guy in a short sleeve shirt

DarkJager

jokettle wrote: »

Because if so, I was the girl talking quite loudly about my plans to punch Ellen and her guests in the throat. Sorry if I disturbed you

You must get tickets to the show and go over. Then when you get there and she starts dancing, start throwing a few rave shapes and make your way towards her (she'll probably think its great and start dancing towards you as well). Then you Falcon Punch her.;)

Up-n-atom!

Oprah's self-righteousness is nauseating...at least that's one thing Ellen's show doesn't have! Oprah had an episode in Africa once (Ethopia I think) where she went to a hospital where there were young women who were incontinent due to giving birth too many times too young...and she gave them all MAKE-UP! You literally couldn't make that sh*t up (pun intented:p)

Debthree

Up-n-atom! wrote: »

Oprah had an episode in Africa once (Ethopia I think) where she went to a hospital where there were young women who were incontinent due to giving birth too many times too young...and she gave them all MAKE-UP! You literally couldn't make that sh*t up (pun intented:p)

Bwahahahahahaha!! That's freakin' hilarious! I love it.

We should start handing out Gucci handbags to people with AIDS.

tdv123

Ellen is soooooooo gay.

hondasam

tdv123 wrote: »

Ellen is soooooooo gay.

so is Oprah, the should get together.

I don't hate either woman, although I do disagree with them very much on certain issues. It's also difficult to like the whole 'w00t' factor on their shows. Again, the whole American cheese. And giving away make-up where healthcare would be a lot more practical. Yeah. I wouldn't mind coming onto one of their shows and ambushing them with a few facts. But I'm a coward and it'd be edited out, wouldn't it.

MagicSean

Another classic thread op. Not quite as good as the annoying parents one.

grungepants

k_mac wrote: »

Another classic thread op. Not quite as good as the annoying parents one.

Well k_mac you'll be glad to know you've just made my day.And seeing as its friday now i thank you.

I'll be back with more classics after the break I mean
Plenty of stuff their to embarress myself with on the net.