most embarrassing houses you walked shít into

Metallergy

i remember this one time, up in kilnamanagh this bird were like a proper dolly bird the resident lethario in our group was -ing, real made-up disco diva she was throwin a party, so i gobbled some shrooms to try n make it more fun, i cut up the greenhills road across the field and into this pink and white chav palace with the gold topped spikey gate n the roman pillars either side of the door, all that fúcking tacky lark that tasteless cúnts do when they come into money so i went inside with wispy plants and frangrant smells, n i was on acid so senses were heightened so everything was even more prettier, poncier, smellier, more effeminate.. and i had just walked in what was truly the the most rank dogshíte ever :eek: oh noes; not again all over the plush pinkery so i just said that's too much, i am like a fly to dogshíte, truly sorry but its a sign.. a sign that i should bolt without even sticking around to clean it. was just not meant to be

so the doggie's do.. how about you? tell us about your most embarrassing cakewalks

patrickc

how about you go and shi*e yourself

mikom

Metallergy wrote: »

i remember this one time, up in kilnamanagh this bird were like a proper dolly bird the resident lethario in our group was -ing, real made-up disco diva she was throwin a party, so i gobbled some shrooms to try n make it more fun, i cut up the greenhills road across the field and into this pink and white chav palace with the gold topped spikey gate n the roman pillars either side of the door, all that fúcking tacky lark that tasteless cúnts do when they come into money so i went inside with wispy plants and frangrant smells, n i was on acid so senses were heightened so everything was even more prettier, poncier, smellier, more effeminate.. and i had just walked in what was truly the the most rank dogshíte ever :eek: oh noes; not again all over the plush pinkery so i just said that's too much, i am like a fly to dogshíte, truly sorry but its a sign.. a sign that i should bolt without even sticking around to clean it. was just not meant to be

so the doggie's do.. how about you? tell us about your most embarrassing cakewalks

Frank Gallagher?

MistyCheese

I don't walk sh it into houses generally. It walks itself in.

Metallergy

patrickc wrote: »

how about you go and shi*e yourself

how about i just stomp shi*e all over your house, too

Wurly

Metallergy wrote: »

i remember this one time, up in kilnamanagh this bird were like a proper dolly bird the resident lethario in our group was -ing, real made-up disco diva she was throwin a party, so i gobbled some shrooms to try n make it more fun, i cut up the greenhills road across the field and into this pink and white chav palace with the gold topped spikey gate n the roman pillars either side of the door, all that fúcking tacky lark that tasteless cúnts do when they come into money so i went inside with wispy plants and frangrant smells, n i was on acid so senses were heightened so everything was even more prettier, poncier, smellier, more effeminate.. and i had just walked in what was truly the the most rank dogshíte ever :eek: oh noes; not again all over the plush pinkery so i just said that's too much, i am like a fly to dogshíte, truly sorry but its a sign.. a sign that i should bolt without even sticking around to clean it. was just not meant to be

so the doggie's do.. how about you? tell us about your most embarrassing cakewalks

What?

TeddyTedson

Houses can't get embarrassed silly.

AnonoBoy

Metallergy wrote: »

so i gobbled some shrooms to try n make it more fun, i cut up the greenhills road across the field and into this pink and white chav palace with the gold topped spikey gate n the roman pillars either side of the door, all that fúcking tacky lark that tasteless cúnts do when they come into money so i went inside with wispy plants and frangrant smells, n i was on acid so senses were heightened so everything was even more prettier, poncier, smellier, more effeminate.. and i had just walked in what was truly the the most rank dogshíte ever :eek:

You were on mushrooms, not acid.

Get your story straight.

patrickc

Metallergy wrote: »

how about i just stomp shi*e all over your house, too

typical scumbad Dub thing to do alright.. do and I'll make you lick it up..

Metallergy

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Houses can't get embarrassed silly.

no but they can be embarrassing

patrickc wrote: »

typical scumbad Dub thing to do alright.. do and I'll make you lick it up..

i'm not licking your shi*e up

Trí wrote: »

What?

in a nutshell tell us of any embarrassing scenarios where shíte has attached itself to your shoe, unbeknown to you until it were on someone's carpet

i know a lot of people have done this; this is the ultimate test of AH's snobbery levels i know exist. who will confess

Debthree

If you leave out the word 'sh1t' in the title it's a more interesting thread. I didn't see 'sh1t'' first and thought 'this will be good!'. I thought you meant, you walk in to the house cause the front door is ajar and your aunt and uncle are having sex on the kitchen table or your nana's dirty knickers are caught under your shoe and you can't shake them off or your best friend's Dad is dressed up as Hitler and so on and so on....

Metallergy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You were on mushrooms, not acid.

Get your story straight.

well they must have been magic or something, cos i was trippin

Tesco Massacre

I'm going to have to forward this to our International Desk. They're able to deal with people who have limited English.

we'llallhavetea_old

op is on mushies now me thinks :pac:

Metallergy

yawn.

alright, forget it.. don't tell it

AnonoBoy

Metallergy wrote: »

well they must have been magic or something, cos i was trippin

Well you first said mushrooms and then said acid. Which would imply you are either making it up or don't know that they're different things.

Either way - get your story straight.

omen80

This is one dumbass thread. And the title of it doesn't even make sense.

Metallergy

omen80 wrote: »

This is one dumbass thread. And the title of it doesn't even make sense.

it references the illuminati. you just don't get it

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You were on mushrooms, not acid.

Get your story straight.

i said shrooms.

.. wait they're still different, aren't they. well a trip is a trip to me, whether its on a bus or a pink elephant.

toodleytoo

what is this, i don't even..

TheBunk1

When I read the thread title I thought it was a new TV3 show...

Carl Sagan

Does this happen to people often or something?

TeddyTedson

Carl Sagan wrote: »

Does this happen to people often or something?

666

Metallergy

Carl Sagan wrote: »

Does this happen to people often or something?

only to chavs houses, like ted :pac:

omen80

Metallergy wrote: »

it references the illuminati. you just don't get it

Please explain how it references the illuminati for the rest of us then???