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The last laugh !!!

  • 04-02-2011 2:00am
    #1
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭


    We all do it, take the Piss out of someone that does'nt deserve it but in my case i got what i deserved........PIss !!!
    Myself and a buddy were coming home from work this evening in my car when we spotted a middle aged man thumbing so we stopped and asked where he was heading for " literally 10 mins from here" he replied so he jumped in. Our intention was to wind the man up with some crazy stories but we did'nt get a chance, the fcuker started to urinate in the back seat through his trousers and it seeped straight through into my back seat, it was like he knew what we were up to and decided he'd have the first and last laugh. What made in worse was he was the spit of that head the ball from "WOLF CREEK" so we remained polite and let him out at his house.
    Just be wary guys......ya never know


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  • #2
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Old people, have they no shame anymore. Seems like he was a bit of a pisshead.


  • #3
    Metallergy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    pisshead. they don't travel well.. always spring a leak


  • #4
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Old people, have they no shame anymore. Seems like he was a bit of a pisshead.

    lol


  • #5
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Karma's a bitch


  • #6
    Metallergy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    hahahaha..

    this is merely the latest laugh. at the time..


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  • #7
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    PMSL:D


  • #8
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    If it makes you feel any better he'll more than likely die before you, then you can go piss on his grave. Then again 2012 is just around the corner.


  • #9
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    what kind of an eegit lets someone piss in their car?! jesus christ i would have booted him out at the first sign of piss.


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    what kind of an eegit lets someone piss in their car?! jesus christ i would have booted him out at the first sign of piss.
    He could of charged the taxi soiling fee.
    Old people think they can do what ever they like. I've never seen one of them pay on to a bus ffs!


  • #11
    Trog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    what kind of an eegit lets someone piss in their car?! jesus christ i would have booted him out at the first sign of piss.

    Risk getting piss on your person as well as your car? No thanks.


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  • #12
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    what kind of an eegit lets someone piss in their car?! jesus christ i would have booted him out at the first sign of piss.

    We did'nt really fancy the whole game of "head on a stick" from our Wolf Creek passenger


  • #13
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    :confused:

    you people are crazy...


  • #14
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    :confused:

    you people are crazy...

    No, crazy people cant control their bladders !!


  • #15
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    No, crazy people cant control their bladders !!
    or choose not to


  • #16
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Maybe it was a bet?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseGtp0z0F0


  • #17
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    We did'nt really fancy the whole game of "head on a stick" from our Wolf Creek passenger
    Two of you vs one of him.


  • #18
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    needles to say...i took..drugs ..


  • #19
    Debthree
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭Debthree


    OP, I think you are crediting this passenger with far more complex thought-processes than he deserves. He had the last laugh? You think he cleverly picked up a vibe, an aura if you will, of deceitful, cleverly-concealed trickery on you and your friend's part and thought "aha, before these carefree young masterminds present me with their terrifying, but wonderfully-crafted tales of madness, I shall beat them at their own game, cut them off at the madcap pass and urinate at will atop their fluffy, luxuriant and yet bugger-to-get-odours-out-of upholstery".

    Honestly, he just felt like having a piss so he had a piss. No more, no less. As my husband told me years ago when I asked him where he went to in his mind when he stared oh so serenely at the ceiling "sometimes when someone looks vacant and pensive" it's cause they truly have f*ck all going on in their heads.


  • #20
    Metallergy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    seriously they do it on purpose out of some bizarre form of spite.. during a hammed up thespian display of bein too "out of it" to even know
    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Our intention was to wind the man up with some crazy stories but we did'nt get a chance

    oh? he did indeed pick up the vibe then. though it can't have been hard, the wily old campaigner!


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