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Banned

  • 04-02-2011 8:27pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I have always wanted to be banned but too much of a nice guy to throw abuse around, maybe a mod could ban me for a week or so, so I can post in prison.

    Or else I will have to get my abuse stick out..:mad::mad:


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I don't think anyone wants to see your abuse stick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    How vain of you to think anyone has noticed you even post here. :pac: ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    pics of your stick will get you banned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I don't think anyone wants to see your abuse stick.

    Your Ma did.


    Quick some one save me from myself and ban me!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    If you get your abuse stick out you'll be able to do a lot of things in prison, unless you're a priest I suppose.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Just tell someone to fcuk off. Say it to a mod actually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Go on insult me.... Thatll get ya banned. Go to town. go onnn...DO IT, ya wimp :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Try posting porn in the weather forum*





    Don't really do this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Oh, insulting people is easy, all it requires is some asterisks.

    You ***ing ******-faced, ugly ****er I hope you *****ing ** *** until your ******* falls off and ***s some ***g*** out to the ******* and then the ***** into ***** will rot under the stairs.

    Now off you go, there's a good boy, off home to get that ol' shinebox of yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Sarky and Tar will sort you out here, they'll sort you out good


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    phasers wrote: »
    Try posting porn in the weather forum*





    Don't really do this.

    MT Cranium is arousing enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    We will all get banned together yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭cml387


    Posting in the Airsoft forum (whatever that is) seems to be an easy route to a ban.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    F for effort tbh Vain.


  • Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭1qTour


    F for effort tbh Vain.

    ****in ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    F for effort tbh Vain.
    E is for Effort ;)


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Marley Agreeable Strawberry


    hit me with your rhythm stick!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I've been banned. No warnings, just a straight up ban.

    What's the story with me being allowed to make thread at the moment? I keep PMing the mod who told me I can't and he won't get back to me!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    I would love to act as counsel in the prison forum. Free legal aid if you will. Mods make it happen now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Come on this is a ****ing joke, where are this mods its not like they have anything else to do on a Friday night only other than fight evil on the interweb:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,983 ✭✭✭Degag


    cml387 wrote: »
    Posting in the Airsoft forum (whatever that is) seems to be an easy route to a ban.
    I think it's actually an offence to mention its name. Watch your back.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Vain wrote: »
    Come on this is a ****ing joke, where are this mods its not like they have anything else to do on a Friday night only other than fight evil on the interweb:pac:

    Just ban yourself here
    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,983 ✭✭✭Degag


    I've been banned. No warnings, just a straight up ban.

    What's the story with me being allowed to make thread at the moment? I keep PMing the mod who told me I can't and he won't get back to me!
    I agree, your threads were shíte.

    Only messing!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I've been banned. No warnings, just a straight up ban.

    What's the story with me being allowed to make thread at the moment? I keep PMing the mod who told me I can't and he won't get back to me!

    who banned you ? :D
    I will sort them out for ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Banned a few times and permi banned from ladies lounge - some mods just let the power go to their heads for example this one timeI called another user a gimp, now we all know that a gimp means spirited person according to the dictionary and well the mod didn't have quite the large vocabulary as myself and I was banned!!! Rough justice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,983 ✭✭✭Degag


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Banned a few times and permi banned from ladies lounge - some mods just let the power go to their heads for example this one timeI called another user a gimp, now we all know that a gimp means spirited person according to the dictionary and well the mod didn't have quite the large vocabulary as myself and I was banned!!! Rough justice
    Strange dictionary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP - You just got an F from the Doc, F for Fail. Will you become the first to fail to get a ban, despite wanting to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Degag wrote: »
    I agree, your threads were shíte.

    Only messing!!!
    20% of them were decent, that's about 100:pac::P
    hondasam wrote: »
    who banned you ? :D
    I will sort them out for ya.
    My life was great, I had it all then I got banned, told not to start thread for a while, I didn't, and this happened :mad::(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭Big Lar


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Banned a few times and permi banned from ladies lounge - some mods just let the power go to their heads for example this one timeI called another user a gimp, now we all know that a gimp means spirited person according to the dictionary and well the mod didn't have quite the large vocabulary as myself and I was banned!!! Rough justice

    That mod sounds like a right spirited person to ban you for that :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    20% of them were decent, that's about 100:pac::P

    My life was great, I had it all then I got banned, told not to start thread for a while, I didn't, and this happened :mad::(
    Is that a PM?



    Ooooooh, I'm telling!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Just ban yourself here
    :D:D

    ooohhh... that could get messy.. so tempted t ban someone for a day:p

    Edit: GOD DAMN IT!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Just ban yourself here
    :D:D

    I tried to perma ban you :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Kasabian wrote: »
    I tried to perma ban you :o

    Cheers...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Vain wrote: »
    Your Ma did.


    Quick some one save me from myself and ban me!!

    Post a link to porn...normally gives you a one week siteban. Make sure to write a kool comeback post in Feedback.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    phasers wrote: »
    Is that a PM?



    Ooooooh, I'm telling!
    ...Is that against the rules....?
    ...Well no it's not a pm, I deleted the message. Im going on muscle memory :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Go on insult me.... Thatll get ya banned. Go to town. go onnn...DO IT, ya wimp :p

    You smell and your hair is ridiculous.

    Ahhhhh needed that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Average_Joe


    Vain wrote: »
    I have always wanted to be banned but too much of a nice guy to throw abuse around, maybe a mod could ban me for a week or so, so I can post in prison.

    Or else I will have to get my abuse stick out..:mad::mad:
    Ya well thats because youre a pussy...see its easy!!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    gandhi123 wrote: »
    ooohhh... that could get messy.. so tempted t ban someone for a day:p

    Edit: GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

    Haha - so who did you try and ban?? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Ya well thats because youre a pussy...see its easy!!;)

    Ya pup ya:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Vain wrote: »
    Ya pup ya:pac:

    Oh be careful-abuse like that will get ya perma banned! :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Can someone report my posts please like good little gimps:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    I'll PM you a forum where you can get banned easily. Just disagree with the mod.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    bluewolf wrote: »
    hit me with your rhythm stick!
    I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Vain wrote: »
    Can someone report my posts please like good little gimps:pac:

    Ban Kit.

    You, <Insert boardsie name here, except those beginning with E> are a steaming pile of sh1te and I'm going to stab you, you slimey bastard.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    ...Is that against the rules....?
    ...Well no it's not a pm, I deleted the message. Im going on muscle memory :pac:


    I edited your post. Please do not reproduce PM's in AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I edited your post. Please do not reproduce PM's in AH.

    Can you ban me or are you not man enough:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Vain wrote: »
    Can you ban me or are you not man enough:pac:


    why do you want to get banned ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    hondasam wrote: »
    why do you want to get banned ?

    What be able to post funny replys in prison.


  • Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭Gaudizeit


    If you call the moderator a knobhead then you will get a ban. It happened to me in a case where they were totally wrong. They use their banning powers ridiculously. The after hours forum is meant to be a laugh but one or two of them have the humour of a parasite.


    I await my ban, like a man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Vain wrote: »
    What be able to post funny replys in prison.

    If you really wanted to get banned you could have insulted a mod or a poster, I'm sure the would oblige you with a ban.


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