What do you wish you could do?

brummytom

A thread that's probably been done a billion times, but I haven't seen it so fuck it.

I was just reading that 'instrument' thread there.


I wish I could play the fiddle, and get laid obviously. Not incredibly adventurous (well not the first one anyone) but ah well.



So what about you?

dsmythy

Why not add why you can't do the things you want to do too. I'd love to be fluent in Irish but can't devote the time to it at the moment but it will happen.

hidinginthebush

I wish I could fly, dream big people

KnifeWRENCH

I wish I could sing. And it's only when I'm drunk that I ever believe that I can.

kippy

Am happy with my lot but really wish I had an understanding/talent for music/singing.
Even just being able to sing well would be a great starting point.

EverEvolving

I wish I could get my own way ALL the time and that I could turn spider webs in to €100 notes.

brummytom

dsmythy wrote: »

Why not add why you can't do the things you want to do too. I'd love to be fluent in Irish but can't devote the time to it at the moment but it will happen.

Yeah good idea. I can't play the fiddle because it would require far more work and effort than I'm capable of. Might try it in the future though.


Getting laid, well blame my looks and/or personality

Links234

I'd love to be able to sing

phasers

Make real friends.

Gummy Panda

Travel back through time and become a dino-rider

My name is URL

2 chicks at the same time, man

arybvtcw0eolkf

Find inner peace (seriously).

Play a guitar.

Do a wheelie in my car.

Throw a rock at a target @ 100mtrs.

Have a chat with my dogs.

Speak fluent Irish.

Have a summer house in Cliffden, Co.Galway.

Lust4Life

I wish that I could find a way to become rich by doing something that holds my interest.

Xivilai

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Travel back through time and become a dino-rider

Cos beastality wasn't illegal back then?

I wish I could take up astronomy - pretty confusing knowing where to start, and equipment is expensive.

dagdha

Stephen Fat Armrest wrote: »

Have a chat with my dogs.

+1 on that. I'd love to be able to have a chat with my dogs, I often sit there looking at them and thinking to myself that I would love to know what they are thinking and what's going through their heads, especially in those situations where you find yourself and your dog just looking at you.

I'd love to be able to speak Spanish and play the guitar.

BraziliaNZ

brummytom wrote: »

A thread that's probably been done a billion times, but I haven't seen it so fuck it.

I was just reading that 'instrument' thread there.


I wish I could play the fiddle, and get laid obviously. Not incredibly adventurous (well not the first one anyone) but ah well.



So what about you?

I can play the fiddle, since I was 5 years old, but it most certainly doesn't get you laid. Just pay for a hooker, some of them are really good.

Xivilai

Just find some desperate auld one :cool:

She was probably pretty once! Keep that in mind and away you go

arybvtcw0eolkf

dagdha wrote: »

+1 on that. I'd love to be able to have a chat with my dogs, I often sit there looking at them and thinking to myself that I would love to know what they are thinking and what's going through their heads, especially in those situations where you find yourself and your dog just looking at you.
.

I've two dogs, a Staff and a Pitbull.. The Pitbull is the softest, gentlest and more loyal dog ever.. But he looks evil (poor thing, everyone is afraid of him), when people meet him for the first time they fall in love with him and almost all say "he looks like he has something he wants to say".

I've never seen a dog look so deep into your eyes, I'd swear he's been here in another life!.

mandyarms

I wish I could travel

LambsEye

Xivilai wrote: »

Cos beastality wasn't illegal back then?

I wish I could take up astronomy - pretty confusing knowing where to start, and equipment is expensive.

My grandad is an astronomer. He starts speaking and my brain turns into a bag of jelly. So.freaking.complex.

I wish:

I could sing
I could write poetry
I was thinner
I was happier about not being thinner/prettier
I could speak lots of languages
I could talk to my cat
I was wealthy
I got a job that excited me

Most though: I wish I could live in New York forever.

Tonyandthewhale

Wish I could weld, probably will get round to learning eventually but American Idol's on right now.

DualFrontDiscs

Bunny hop

EverEvolving

I really wish I could find a job that I am interested in and that I love doing. Something that excites me and something I am good at. I really wish I knew what that something was.

minidazzler

I wish I could; be in America right now over with a person I miss (end of april will be there! ), get out of my rut, shag on a church alter, sing well enough that I could make a modest living as a troubadour with just me, my guitar and my passport, be fit again.

deathrider

I've always wanted to be able to play bass. Unfortunately though, my attention span ain't great, so I never really got into it. Some day I might though.

Marcus.Aurelius

Stephen Fat Armrest wrote: »

I've never seen a dog look so deep into your eyes, I'd swear he's been here in another life!.

Had Staffies all my life, everyone says the same about them and related breeds like pitbulls.

There's something so human about them.

entropi

I wish I could play my guitar like Steve Vai or Joe Satriani. Failing that, knowing how to speak German, Spanish or Japanese...or all three!

Run more than I can
working on it now

Donal Og O Baelach

brummytom wrote: »

I wish I could play the fiddle, and get laid obviously.

Many people might not see this as so obvious.
What tune would you play while you were doing her?

Donal Og O Baelach

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

Many people might not see this as so obvious.
What tune would you play while you were doing her?

bolero ofc :pac:

Johro

Stephen Fat Armrest wrote: »

I've two dogs, a Staff and a Pitbull.. The Pitbull is the softest, gentlest and more loyal dog ever.. But he looks evil (poor thing, everyone is afraid of him), when people meet him for the first time they fall in love with him and almost all say "he looks like he has something he wants to say".

I've never seen a dog look so deep into your eyes, I'd swear he's been here in another life!.

''Look into my eyes.. look into my eyes.. Do it!! Yes that's right... I got ya now... I am your Lord and Master... You will obey me... You snivelling little sh1te. Get me a treat. Get me two. I said NOW. ''

Donal Og O Baelach

bluewolf wrote: »

bolero ofc :pac:

Difficult, but with enough talent he might just be able to pull it off

Johro

Stephen Fat Armrest wrote: »

I've two dogs, a Staff and a Pitbull.. The Pitbull is the softest, gentlest and more loyal dog ever..

The other one goes for your throat.:p

Johro

Oh yeah, the original question...
Emm... I dunno. Pretty happy as I am. Weirdly.

weemammy

I wish I could zap myself from one place to another, have a cuppa with my mum in Holland, be back here in time for tea.
zap myself to Australia every morning to earn more cash, and still be back in Ireland every night.
I also would love to make myself invisible and sneak into people's homes to see what they're up to when they think they're alone.
And I wish I could sing really well and play every instrument I get my hands on.

Johro

weemammy wrote: »

I wish I could zap myself from one place to another, have a cuppa with my mum in Holland, be back here in time for tea.
zap myself to Australia every morning to earn more cash, and still be back in Ireland every night.
I also would love to make myself invisible and sneak into people's homes to see what they're up to when they think they're alone.
And I wish I could sing really well and play every instrument I get my hands on.

Actually, that sounds pretty good..

Tar.Aldarion

sing
run

RichieC

I wish i could think of something witty to reply here with

grungepants

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a 64' Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants

RachaelVO

I wish I could have xray vision... that'd be coooooool:cool:

coffeelover

I wish I could

Be in NY right now
Be able to speak fluent irish and french
Have all my grades done in the piano
Be able to play the fiddle and bohran
Be able to drive :cool:

Gummy Panda

Xivilai wrote: »

Cos beastality wasn't illegal back then?

I wish I could take up astronomy - pretty confusing knowing where to start, and equipment is expensive.

WHAT!?!?

I'm not going to have sex with one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpuhLkh358Y

LuckyMe63

Be a fly on the wall and listen to others conversations

Up-n-atom!

Realistically:
I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life so I could go study it and persue it.
I wish I could play at least one instrument properly.
I wish I was better with technological things.
I wish I could speak at least another language or two fluently.

In my dreams:
I wish I could teleport like in Star Trek
I wish I was more 'exotic/Mediterranean' looking

And being a little bit taller wouldn't be a bad thing either:p

4zn76tysfajdxp

I wish I was smart/smarter.

Nolanger

I wish I had a lower IQ to get on better with people.

brummytom

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

Many people might not see this as so obvious.
What tune would you play while you were doing her?

Fanny Power, or the Clumsy Lover

D1stant

Confucius say "The most noble wish is the elimination of want"

nosey rosie

Win the lottery... then buy some island away from people, populated only by my lackeys.