Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Aglomerado · 04-02-2014 5:25pm

Mince Pie wrote: »

If it was anywhere but Birmingham it would be a yes please.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29111517.html

Love the pub!

With a name like "Sarehole" road I'd say there's been a few iffy pints in that vicinity. :pac:

Michael D Not Higgins · 04-02-2014 5:44pm

Aglomerado wrote: »

Love the pub! With a name like "Sarehole" road I'd say there's been a few iffy pints in that vicinity. :pac:

The Watersedge Inn, Sarehole Road

anagram of

The Wet Greased Inn, Arsehole Road

irish_goat · 04-02-2014 5:47pm

Mince Pie wrote: »

I have an inkling of the one you mean but thought it was yer wans front room?

Sad that I know this but I think you mean the kinda rough looking woman who was drinking cans all the time? That woulda been an earlier series but the house in the link I think came up a few weeks ago just.

stmol32 · 04-02-2014 6:18pm

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

The Watersedge Inn, Sarehole Road

anagram of

The Wet Greased Inn, Arsehole Road

The sweating ender arsehole road.

shopaholic01 · 04-02-2014 6:55pm

It looks like there's a window with plain glass in the shower!

Calling all flashers.

Babyboy09 · 11-02-2014 12:48am

http://touch.daft.ie/imagebrowser.daft?type=sale&id=710009
This is for sale rather than to rent but I think the last photo is rather prophetic.

MadsL · 12-02-2014 3:05am

Thought I would check craigslist for Funny Houses/Flats gold.

First ad - hit paydirt.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/roo/4329394185.html

College share with a butler??

Not sure if this creepy or just weird.

EDIT: Also just found

share travel trailer (=caravan)

share a travel trailer with an older 54 discrete gentleman
Seeking WOMAN only: street living? homeless? living in a bus terminal? trapped?abandoned? -
Aren't you tired of living in the streets and having no one to watch your back or protect you. Come and talk to me, and share my travel trailer and space, and be with me, with you providing help in cleaning, laundry, chores, cooking for us both and mutual enjoyment each day. I can provide food and also get you clothing. Secure place where you will be safe. Be caucasion or hispanic, 18-60. You will get off of the streets, and we will have company and also have fun with movies, eating out sometimes, and other fun things. Must like animals. Reply with photos and information about you and what you want, and put homeless in the title to weed out spam. No drugs, or diseases, or theives.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/roo/4305105756.html

Mousewar · 12-02-2014 11:40am

MadsL wrote: »

share a travel trailer with an older 54 discrete gentleman
Seeking WOMAN only: street living? homeless? living in a bus terminal? trapped?abandoned? -
Aren't you tired of living in the streets and having no one to watch your back or protect you. Come and talk to me, and share my travel trailer and space, and be with me, with you providing help in cleaning, laundry, chores, cooking for us both and mutual enjoyment each day. I can provide food and also get you clothing. Secure place where you will be safe. Be caucasion or hispanic, 18-60. You will get off of the streets, and we will have company and also have fun with movies, eating out sometimes, and other fun things. Must like animals. Reply with photos and information about you and what you want, and put homeless in the title to weed out spam. No drugs, or diseases, or theives.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/roo/4305105756.html

He's just saying 'No blacks', right?

u_c_thesecond · 12-02-2014 1:59pm

MadsL wrote: »

Come and talk to me, and share my travel trailer and space, and be with me, with you providing help in cleaning, laundry, chores, cooking for us both and mutual enjoyment each day. I can provide food and also get you clothing. Secure place where you will be safe. Be caucasion or hispanic, 18-60. You will get off of the streets, and we will have company and also have fun with movies, eating out sometimes, and other fun things.

someones getting hacked up and put in a suitcase :P

retalivity · 12-02-2014 3:24pm

the fcuk is this???

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1414100

€20 a week?

Michael D Not Higgins · 12-02-2014 3:29pm

retalivity wrote: »

the fcuk is this???

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1414100

€20 a week?

The property price register has other houses on the road going for half a million last year and number 38 was on daft for nearly 600k in 2009.

stateofflux · 12-02-2014 4:03pm

retalivity wrote: »

the fcuk is this???

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1414100

€20 a week?

left out....'viewings are on strictly one to one basis' & 'Carpets currently being cleaned hence plastic sheets covering floors"

Paddy Cow · 12-02-2014 4:42pm

Mousewar wrote: »

He's just saying 'No blacks', right?

How'd you make that out? He's also excluding asians, latinos, mexicans, native americans etc. Sounds more like he has a preference for white or hispanic looking people. Doesn't make him racist against blacks. He's still a weirdo though.

Aglomerado · 12-02-2014 4:44pm

stateofflux wrote: »

left out....'viewings are on strictly one to one basis' & 'Carpets currently being cleaned hence plastic sheets covering floors"

Is Patrick Bateman the landlord?

Mousewar · 12-02-2014 4:47pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

How'd you make that out? He's also excluding asians, latinos, mexicans, native americans etc. Sounds more like he has a preference for white or hispanic looking people. Doesn't make him racist against blacks. He's still a weirdo though.

No, he's clearly a filthy racist. You'd do well to stay clear of him Mr. Cow.

BizzyC · 12-02-2014 5:02pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

How'd you make that out? He's also excluding asians, latinos, mexicans, native americans etc. Sounds more like he has a preference for white or hispanic looking people. Doesn't make him racist against blacks. He's still a weirdo though.

latinos and mexicans aren't hispanic looking?

Paddy Cow · 12-02-2014 5:16pm

BizzyC wrote: »

latinos and mexicans aren't hispanic looking?

Funnily enough, they don't all look the same. South America is a very large place. Do you think all Europeans look the same? If someone said they had a preference for Eastern European ladies over Irish ladies, would you say that they are all the same as they are white?

Paddy Cow · 12-02-2014 5:18pm

Mousewar wrote: »

No, he's clearly a filthy racist. You'd do well to stay clear of him Mr. Cow.

And you must clearly be a filthy sexist as I am a Ms. Cow, not a Mr. Cow

MadsL · 12-02-2014 6:11pm

BizzyC wrote: »

latinos and mexicans aren't hispanic looking?

We are arguing about his racist language whilst he's trying to pick up a homeless chick for "mutual enjoyment".

OK.

keithsfleet · 13-02-2014 2:03pm

Beggars can be choosers... Apparently

Cravez · 14-02-2014 4:21pm

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1420726

Where you can watch the window instead of TV, barely fit through your bedroom door, and probably wipe your bum with the matress. All for €850 a month.

The_Morrigan · 14-02-2014 5:10pm

Cravez wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1420726

Where you can watch the window instead of TV, barely fit through your bedroom door, and probably wipe your bum with the matress. All for €850 a month.

That can't be legal based on health & safety, fire standards....how the hell can they block the door with the bed.

ibarelycare · 14-02-2014 5:13pm

Cravez wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1420726

Where you can watch the window instead of TV, barely fit through your bedroom door, and probably wipe your bum with the matress. All for €850 a month.

Ah god €850??? That is so depressing. I'm genuinely sad that someone is probably going to pay that much. I've to find somewhere new to live soon and I'm scared!!

RebelSoul · 14-02-2014 5:17pm

ibarelycare wrote: »

Ah god €850??? That is so depressing. I'm genuinely sad that someone is probably going to pay that much. I've to find somewhere new to live soon and I'm scared!!

Yup I'm searching for a place now and it's depressing the shitboxes that are out there and the rental price on them. Pain in the testicles.

Lawrence1895 · 14-02-2014 5:34pm

Those pictures are priceless, especially the third one :eek:

http://www.rent.ie/houses-to-let/Baggot-Rath-Newbridge-Avenue-Ballsbridge-Dublin-4-South-Dublin-City/1420946/

GenieOz · 14-02-2014 5:48pm

Lars1916 wrote: »

Those pictures are priceless, especially the third one :eek:

http://www.rent.ie/houses-to-let/Baggot-Rath-Newbridge-Avenue-Ballsbridge-Dublin-4-South-Dublin-City/1420946/

735 a week? A WEEK!?

Dr.Winston O'Boogie · 14-02-2014 5:50pm

GenieOz wrote: »

735 a week? A WEEK!?

Its for clients and the like I presume, a company has a client over for the week and they put them in there. Fully serviced.

Lawrence1895 · 14-02-2014 5:51pm

GenieOz wrote: »

735 a week? A WEEK!?

But all the food is included, and an exclusive course in 'Handwashing Technique' :rolleyes:

GenieOz · 14-02-2014 5:53pm

niallo24 wrote: »

Its for clients and the like I presume, a company has a client over for the week and they put them in there. Fully serviced.

It would cost less to put them in most decent hotels in the city centre for a week.

Tiddlypeeps · 14-02-2014 5:54pm

GenieOz wrote: »

It would cost less to put them in most decent hotels in the city centre for a week.

But if you have clients over every week, or even every other week this type of thing could be cost effective.

It's definitely not an apparent designed for your average joe to live in either way.

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