Funny Houses/Flats to rent

yawhat!

loveisdivine wrote: »

€725 a month for whats basically someones garden shed!

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1422030#

Dear God.

I wonder if it comes with a lawnmower and hedge clippers?

snubbleste

loveisdivine wrote: »

€725 a month for whats basically someones garden shed!
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1422030#

I googled Mark Redmond & Garda to see what would happen.

GenieOz

snubbleste wrote: »

I googled Mark Redmond & Garda to see what would happen.

Looks like Mark Redmond is a cannabis grower, worked for Anglo and is a Garda. Aswell as a landlord, some dude!

snubbleste

Fries-With-That

Property Description:
This is a one bedroomed wooden shellet, with a small walk in wardrobe, medium sized kitchen com living room, standard sized shower room, with toilet and sink.
Perfect for 1 person, slightly too small for 2 people.


Mark or whomever composed this property description need to employ someone with a basic grasp of English to proof read their work. Shellet is not even a word.

mikom

Fries-With-That wrote: »

Property Description:
This is a one bedroomed wooden shellet, with a small walk in wardrobe, medium sized kitchen com living room, standard sized shower room, with toilet and sink.
Perfect for 1 person, slightly too small for 2 people.


Mark or whomever composed this property description need to employ someone with a basic grasp of English to proof read their work. Shellet is not even a word.

Shed + Chalet = Shellet = Sly fuckers

Fries-With-That

mikom wrote: »

Shed + Chalet = Shellet = Sly fuckers

They think it attracts more interest if they use imaginative language, if they were honest they'd have said Shed t' let

Fries-With-That

Fries-With-That wrote: »

Property Description:
This is a one bedroomed wooden shellet, with a small walk in wardrobe, medium sized kitchen com living room, standard sized shower room, with toilet and sink.
Perfect for 1 person, slightly too small for 2 people.


Mark or whomever composed this property description need to employ someone with a basic grasp of English to proof read their work. Shellet is not even a word.

Shellet, made with Pallets...:)

snubbleste

loveisdivine wrote: »

€725 a month for whats basically someones garden shed! http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1422030#

Property Views: 6,236
That's a lot of views in five days.

snubbleste

snubbleste wrote: »

Property Views: 6,236
That's a lot of views in five days.

Word spreads when a Shellet comes on the market...

Archeron

Jake1 wrote: »

Word spreads when a Shellet comes on the market...

Slightly too small for two people. Perfect for two really skinny fcukers.

Ziggy_Stardust

A children's play house cozy log cabin to rent nestled in picturesque woodland surroundings of some blokes back garden.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/30-oakcourt-park-palmerstown-dublin-20/2117067

rawn

Ziggy_Stardust wrote: »

A children's play house cozy log cabin to rent nestled in picturesque woodland surroundings of some blokes back garden.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/30-oakcourt-park-palmerstown-dublin-20/2117067

Not bad, tbh! Again, students can't afford to be choosey ;-)

Ziggy_Stardust

rawn wrote: »

No toilet?

There's a small toilet / shower room in picture 7. An outhouse would have been better for a more authentic experience.

Ziggy_Stardust

rawn wrote: »

Not bad, tbh! Again, students can't afford to be choosey ;-)

I can just imagine a couple of hungover students being woken up by your mans kids playing in the back garden. At least there's a comfortable looking crying chair :pac:

discombobulate

Ziggy_Stardust wrote: »

A children's play house cozy log cabin to rent nestled in picturesque woodland surroundings of some blokes back garden.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/30-oakcourt-park-palmerstown-dublin-20/2117067

Looks a lot nicer inside than a lot of flats in fairness! Wouldn't fancy living in one for the winter though!

KTRIC

Ziggy_Stardust wrote: »

A children's play house cozy log cabin to rent nestled in picturesque woodland surroundings of some blokes back garden.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/30-oakcourt-park-palmerstown-dublin-20/2117067

To be fair , its not that bad. Like others have said it'll be awful in the winter !!

Princess Peach

Ziggy_Stardust wrote: »

A children's play house cozy log cabin to rent nestled in picturesque woodland surroundings of some blokes back garden.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/30-oakcourt-park-palmerstown-dublin-20/2117067

It makes me sad to live in Dublin. Other places in Ireland you could get a nice 3 bed house for the same rent as a garden shed in Dublin

ibarelycare

He's looking for 2 months' rent as a deposit for that cabin. Jesus christ!

loveisdivine

I'd actually love a little cabin like that, if it wasn't in someones garden!

coffee_cake

ibarelycare wrote: »

He's looking for 2 months' rent as a deposit for that cabin. Jesus christ!

That's the new thing now
and zero protection for your deposit in case they feel like deducting all of it for "cleaning"

whiskeyman

I wonder could they provide a BER rating for these 'sheds'...

Ziggy_Stardust

whiskeyman wrote: »

I wonder could they provide a BER rating for these 'sheds'...

You'd have to wonder about shed insurance also, i'd dread to think of a fire in one of these 'cabins'

Skerries

you'd have to a right tool to go in there!

The Cool

That is disgraceful. Also, so much feckin wood it's like a coffin!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

what exactly is wrong with those two cabins? They are well kitted out, very clean and have a decent amount of room. I've lived in a lot worse than either abodes. Why would people not like to live in them in winter? They are designed with insulation. The perception of these cabins is quite wrong.

irish_goat

Angelina Angry Drunkard wrote: »

what exactly is wrong with those two cabins? They are well kitted out, very clean and have a decent amount of room. I've lived in a lot worse than either abodes. Why would people not like to live in them in winter? They are designed with insulation. The perception of these cabins is quite wrong.

They're grand cabins but the fact that you've to go through (presumably) the landlord's garden to get to them is awkward. Plus you'd have wains running around outside in the morning and I'd imagine you'd open your front curtains and see straight into their house. Would be a weird living situation.

rawn

Ziggy_Stardust wrote: »

There's a small toilet / shower room in picture 7. An outhouse would have been better for a more authentic experience.

Yeah I was on my phone and saw they listed shower but not toilet, edited after I saw pics ;-)

Idobai

https://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=757279

This guy needs to work in advertising.

yellowlabrador

Angelina Angry Drunkard wrote: »

what exactly is wrong with those two cabins? They are well kitted out, very clean and have a decent amount of room. I've lived in a lot worse than either abodes. Why would people not like to live in them in winter? They are designed with insulation. The perception of these cabins is quite wrong.

They don't conform to building regulations. If you applied to put one up as a residence you would get turned down.