Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Going Strong

Riskymove wrote: »

"Part of you" wouldn't like to find out I'd say

Not to mention the tableware still boxed up, along with a box of kitchen knives, what looks like a wall clock placed on the table and the plastic sheeting on the chairs with an ironing board close at hand. I'm thinking a bizarre sex game where the loser gets chopped up and eaten. We should keep an eye on this address for any news stories about unsolved murders.

Custardpi

Dogs are OK - Wooof

Whatever the flaws of the ad, at least he's open minded when it comes to looks.

KTRIC

snubbleste wrote: »

Room in the city centre available preferably to a young female.
I am a working 22 year old man living alone, if you want to live rent free for the summer at least in exchange for cleaning, cooking, good company and general fun then please contact me http://dublin.craigslist.org/roo/4437586153.html

He doesn't specify what type of fun though

Smidge

snubbleste wrote: »

Room in the city centre available preferably to a young female.
I am a working 22 year old man living alone, if you want to live rent free for the summer at least in exchange for cleaning, cooking, good company and general fun then please contact me http://dublin.craigslist.org/roo/4437586153.html

These ads just give me the creeps.
The same as the ones sharing beds with strangers, who in their right mind would share a bed with someone they dont know?

Artful_Badger

Smidge wrote: »

These ads just give me the creeps.
The same as the ones sharing beds with strangers, who in their right mind would share a bed with someone they dont know?

Hookers.

Custardpi

Sadly, given the scarcity of accomodation in Dublin city I'd say it won't be too long before he finds a flatmate.

RacoonQueen

Smidge wrote: »

These ads just give me the creeps.
The same as the ones sharing beds with strangers, who in their right mind would share a bed with someone they dont know?

Wonder if he's based in Cabra and has a stock of vaseline?

Smidge

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Wonder if he's based in Cabra and has a stock of vaseline?

Its the nonchalance of it...
"Yeah, I have a room to rent. Cost you x a week. That ok? The only thing is you'll be sharing a bed with a total and utter stranger who may or may not have..........no personal hygiene regime, flatulence, alcohol or drug issues, bladder or bowel "mishaps" in shared bed due to alcohol or drug issues, contagious skin condition/non contagious skin conditions that may coat shared bed with crusty flaking skin, snoring, night time sleep rants, gropey gropey fumbly fumbly while "sleeping"?

KTRIC

Smidge wrote: »

Its the nonchalance of it...
"Yeah, I have a room to rent. Cost you x a week. That ok? The only thing is you'll be sharing a bed with a total and utter stranger who may or may not have..........no personal hygiene regime, flatulence, alcohol or drug issues, bladder or bowel "mishaps" in shared bed due to alcohol or drug issues, contagious skin condition/non contagious skin conditions that may coat shared bed with crusty flaking skin, snoring, night time sleep rants, gropey gropey fumbly fumbly while "sleeping"?

Not to mention it could all get a bit rapey very quickly :eek:

Graces7

Graces7 wrote: »

please dont insult sick folk. this is just ignorance..using caps the whole while.

free hot water but only for showers!!

" FROM SOLAR PANNELS,"

so you pay for it when the sun don't shine! :rolleyes:

Aphex

RacoonQueen wrote: »

And a couple of doors up you can pay a grand a month

http://www.daft.ie/lettings/1-a-cabra-park-phibsborough-dublin/1419204/

How the fcuk are you meant to piss into that jax?

tara73

RacoonQueen wrote: »

And a couple of doors up you can pay a grand a month

http://www.daft.ie/lettings/1-a-cabra-park-phibsborough-dublin/1419204/

cabra phisbsborough seems the place to be these days...another 1000 € a month for which doesn't look like 30 sqm at all..:eek: nice..

Slunk

€1083 p/m if its 250 weekly. Shocking

snubbleste

snubbleste wrote: »

Room in the city centre available preferably to a young female.
I am a working 22 year old man living alone, if you want to live rent free for the summer at least in exchange for cleaning, cooking, good company and general fun then please contact me http://dublin.craigslist.org/roo/4437586153.html

I picture this guy looking like ricky gervais, wearing a brown jumper and grey old tattered underpants, and wearing black nail polish, oh and he's named Derek...

His dear old mum lives there too, under the stairs...in an urn,,,

:eek::eek:

AlwaysAnyTime

Jake1 wrote: »

I picture this guy looking like ricky gervais, wearing a brown jumper and grey old tattered underpants, and wearing black nail polish, oh and he's named Derek...

His dear old mum lives there too, under the stairs...in an urn,,,

:eek::eek:

I was picturing a more "Larry Murphy" style character while reading the ad.

Room in the city centre available preferably to a young female.

Just how many "young females" have there been?

The Highwayman

Smidge wrote: »

These ads just give me the creeps.
The same as the ones sharing beds with strangers, who in their right mind would share a bed with someone they dont know?

Never have a one night stand?

Chucky the tree

A nice cosy spot under the stairs for just €230 a month.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/77-grosvenor-square-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/762649/

Smidge

Chucky the tree wrote: »

A nice cosy spot under the stairs for just €230 a month.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/77-grosvenor-square-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/762649/

Ah now :mad:

OntheStrings

Chucky the tree wrote: »

A nice cosy spot under the stairs for just €230 a month.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/77-grosvenor-square-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/762649/

Jesus ..it's a studio already occupied by two people. Look at that bed..

designbydan

Smidge wrote: »

Ah now :mad:

That's the most Irish response I've ever seen on here, congrats.:D

aaabbbb

Chucky the tree wrote: »

A nice cosy spot under the stairs for just €230 a month.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/77-grosvenor-square-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/762649/

Harry potter called....he wants his bed back !

aaabbbb

http://www.daft.ie/lettings/loftus-square-rathfarnham-dublin/1438352/

Saw this advertised as a "luxury let " on daft !

I mean it's nice and all but I certainly wouldn't put it into the "luxury " category

LizzieJones

aaabbbb wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/lettings/loftus-square-rathfarnham-dublin/1438352/

Saw this advertised as a "luxury let " on daft !

I mean it's nice and all but I certainly wouldn't put it into the "luxury " category

It's certainly luxury compared to the crappy apartment, I am living in now.

aaabbbb

LizzieJones wrote: »

It's certainly luxury compared to the crappy apartment, I am living in now.

:pac:

Strange I just would have thought something like this would be more "luxury" criteria http://www.daft.ie/lettings/abbotts-hill-malahide-dublin/1437342/

LizzieJones

aaabbbb wrote: »

:pac:

Strange I just would have thought something like this would be more "luxury" criteria http://www.daft.ie/lettings/abbotts-hill-malahide-dublin/1437342/

There is luxury and then there is luxurious!

If you saw some of the crappy places I've lived in you would understand.

Kitty6277

aaabbbb wrote: »

:pac:

Strange I just would have thought something like this would be more "luxury" criteria http://www.daft.ie/lettings/abbotts-hill-malahide-dublin/1437342/

Now THAT is luxury:pac:

LizzieJones

Graces7

RacoonQueen wrote: »

This is after hours...

so?

Lingua Franca

aaabbbb wrote: »

Harry potter called....he wants his bed back !

Harry Potter had a door. It's saying something when a fictional neglected character has a better homelife with more perks than you're being asked to pay up for.

aaabbbb

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Harry Potter had a door. It's saying something when a fictional neglected character has a better homelife with more perks than you're being asked to pay up for.

Harry Potter had to put up with the Dursleys that in itself is payment !

Though that apt the bed is in the sitting room. With two other people also living there what happens if someone wants to watch tv or has a friend over !?