Funny Houses/Flats to rent

yawhat! · 25-04-2014 11:13pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Not really...think you (purposely) took that up completly wrong...

My opinion and clearly that particular landlord too! They don't expect people to stay for long so they expect people will accept a complete sh*thole. Short term renters would generally fall into certain brackets.

What Brackets would that be? :pac:

Toots · 26-04-2014 2:49am

bluewolf wrote: »

I think it's them lads back again all right. There used to be one where they'd give you a discount if you were vegan and other stuff

Yeah, it's not too long since that was on daft. Looks like the new room-mates couldn't hack all the craziness and moved out. You'd be so tempted to arrive in with a pile of friends and a big dirty chipper on your last night there.

aaabbbb · 26-04-2014 2:51am

Toots* wrote: »

Yeah, it's not too long since that was on daft. Looks like the new room-mates couldn't hack all the craziness and moved out. You'd be so tempted to arrive in with a pile of friends and a big dirty chipper on your last night there.

Or sacrifice a goat in the garden ! :pac:

Toots · 26-04-2014 2:54am

aaabbbb wrote: »

Or sacrifice a goat in the garden ! :pac:

While doing a keg stand and cooking up a hit of heroin

Toots · 26-04-2014 3:02am

Actually just looking at that ad again, those supposedly 'environmentally conscientious' people are recommending taking a 30km trip just to buy food?? How the hell is that environmentally friendly? Also from the looks of that sh1tbox car in the driveway, I reckon while it's economical to run, the emissions would be fairly high. Pretentious fcuks!

aaabbbb · 26-04-2014 3:05am

Toots* wrote: »

While doing a keg stand and cooking up a hit of heroin

May as well have a full blown rave while you're at it with uv paint and loads of other nasty chemicals !

Toots · 26-04-2014 3:08am

I'd hide a crap load of cocaine or ecstasy under the floorboards, then about a month after moving out anonymously tip off the drug squad. I wonder how organic prison food is.

aaabbbb · 26-04-2014 3:10am

Toots* wrote: »

I'd hide a crap load of cocaine or ecstasy under the floorboards, then about a month after moving out anonymously tip off the drug squad. I wonder how organic prison food is.

SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!

mosi · 26-04-2014 3:12am

Toots* wrote: »

Actually just looking at that ad again, those supposedly 'environmentally conscientious' people are recommending taking a 30km trip just to buy food?? How the hell is that environmentally friendly? Also from the looks of that sh1tbox car in the driveway, I reckon while it's economical to run, the emissions would be fairly high. Pretentious fcuks!

Ah but you have the electric car with driver for a small price to get you there:rolleyes:

I also think this is funny:

Places around for proper food:
* "Healthy Habbits" living food cafe in Wicklow 30km trip. down to south
* "Happy Pear" vegetarian cafe in Greystones 11km trip ( you might like 2.60Eur/h sauna/pool deal 4 times a week ) down to south
* "Cavistons" market with a lot organic and variety of foods in Dun Laoghaire 11km trip up.
* Blackrock Organic Market in Blackrock 15km trip up
* LIDL 5min walk

All these organic places listed, and then LIDL!

aaabbbb · 26-04-2014 3:16am

mosi wrote: »

Ah but you have the electric car with driver for a small price to get you there!

Electric car is ultimately powered by fossil fuels though....

littlelulu · 26-04-2014 3:18am

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/51-52-capel-street-dublin-1-dublin/762119/

Is that supposed to be a wardrobe in pic #1?

Who gets the chair in the bold corner facing the washing machine??

Ann Landers · 26-04-2014 4:18am

yawhat! wrote: »

LOL at the description!

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/49-bothar-na-fea-shankill-dublin/759943/

Losers.

FlusterCluck · 26-04-2014 4:44am

yawhat! wrote: »

LOL at the description!

FFS, these idiots travel 30 kilometres to eat in a damn vegetarian cafe?

TwoShedsJackson · 26-04-2014 9:43am

It is available until the 31th of April however, which is my very favorite day of the year.

yawhat! · 26-04-2014 9:56am

Yo Man, Don't eat meat man. Its bad man!

whatlliwear · 26-04-2014 1:16pm

yawhat! wrote: »

LOL at the description!

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/49-bothar-na-fea-shankill-dublin/759943/

They look for *English speakers but they can't spell or form proper sentences themselves. WTF!

xzanti · 26-04-2014 1:17pm

whatlliwear wrote: »

They look for *English speakers but they can't spell of form proper sentences themselves. WTF!

the irony

Going Strong · 26-04-2014 1:25pm

yawhat! wrote: »

Yo Man, Don't eat meat man. Its bad man!

Caring for the environment means encouraging mould to grow on the inside of their windows. I bet everything in the house reeks of damp.

fussyonion · 26-04-2014 2:14pm

:eek: http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/230-a-month-for-room-in-city-studio-underneath-the-stairs-30220730.html

tara73 · 26-04-2014 2:38pm

fussyonion wrote: »

:eek: http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/230-a-month-for-room-in-city-studio-underneath-the-stairs-30220730.html

omg, it's in the indo. I guess at least half of the 4000 clicks on the ad were from readers of this thread...:)

aaabbbb · 26-04-2014 3:10pm

fussyonion wrote: »

:eek: http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/230-a-month-for-room-in-city-studio-underneath-the-stairs-30220730.html

Wonder do they accept rent allowance :pac:

petethebrick · 26-04-2014 3:27pm

tara73 wrote: »

omg, it's in the indo. I guess at least half of the 4000 clicks on the ad were from readers of this thread...:)

Not a surprise really, about half the stories in the independent every day are basically rehashed boards threads.

Toots · 26-04-2014 3:31pm

littlelulu wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/51-52-capel-street-dublin-1-dublin/762119/

Is that supposed to be a wardrobe in pic #1?

Who gets the chair in the bold corner facing the washing machine??

The washing machine appears to be in lieu of a television, the chair is there so you can watch your socks going around and around. It's hypnotic in a way.

Hell Ram · 26-04-2014 3:39pm

littlelulu wrote: »

Is that supposed to be a wardrobe in pic #1?

Who gets the chair in the bold corner facing the washing machine??

What I find strange is the second chair at the desk in what's clearly a one (single) bed room.

Also the 'clothesline' in the hall.

Paddy Cow · 26-04-2014 4:23pm

Hell Ram wrote: »

What I find strange is the second chair at the desk in what's clearly a one (single) bed room.

At first I thought the bed was in the sitting room. Wouldn't be the first time.

26-04-2014 5:27pm

whatlliwear wrote: »

They look for *English speakers but they can't spell or form proper sentences themselves. WTF!

They probably want English speakers there to help them to improve their own! :pac:

yawhat! · 26-04-2014 7:30pm

Bit weird!

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/541-north-circular-road-dublin-1-north-circular-road-dublin/762013/

Custardpi · 26-04-2014 7:33pm

Not really, they're obviously Brazilians here to learn the language. It's easier to do that in a mixed setting rather than having a house full of their fellow citizens where one would naturally slip back into Portugeuse.

shopaholic01 · 26-04-2014 7:43pm

yawhat! wrote: »

Bit weird!

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/541-north-circular-road-dublin-1-north-circular-road-dublin/762013/

Looking for males only to share a room with a girl. In bunk beds. :cool:

Wonder who gets to be on top?

Cunning Stunt · 26-04-2014 7:46pm

I don't think I would be happy paying good money to an estate agent so that they could write something like this!

http://www.daft.ie/sales/765-st-patricks-park-celbridge-kildare/732877/

Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Comments