Funny Houses/Flats to rent

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Smug superior fùckers is what they are. If they were so accepting of people with different lifestyles and beliefs, they wouldn't spend so much time spouting about how great and 'unique' their own lifestyles are :rolleyes:

Thargor

I wonder what they'd do about it if you moved in like Brendan Grace in father Ted and started wrecking the place and smoking and drinking and eating Supermacs all night every night? Would they get violent or just pass around a petition for you to leave?

LizzieJones

Someone should go have a picnic in their front yard. Bring meat.

blackwhite

LizzieJones wrote: »

Someone should go have a picnic in their front yard. Bring meat.

Well they do say:

Whatever you'll decide it's fine outside House area

I think for dinner this evening I'm going to go and eat a shooter sandwich on their doorstep

Gremlinertia

Thargor wrote: »

I wonder what they'd do about it if you moved in like Brendan Grace in father Ted and started wrecking the place and smoking and drinking and eating Supermacs all night every night? Would they get violent or just pass around a petition for you to leave?

Oooooh should set up a collection for someone to do this!.

LizzieJones

LizzieJones wrote: »

Someone should go have a picnic in their front yard. Bring meat.

Why not go the whole hog and bring a pig roasting barbecue.

LizzieJones

Deleted User wrote: »

Why not go the whole hog and bring a pig roasting barbecue.

KielyUnusual

I'm sssooo drrunkk, but I'm going to take the best goddamn pictures and this room is going to go so fast.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/1-stillorgan-dublin/780732/

Bog Standard User

blackwhite wrote: »

Gas from Airtricity is still burning a fossil fuel, in fact it's the exact same gas off the national gas grid a you will get from Bord Gais/Ervia, Flogas Natural Gas, Energia, etc - do they think that because they are paying Airtricity for the service that it suddenly becomes wind-generated natural gas?

you do know airtricity have battery farms of fat people being fed baked beans all day long to generate the "Natural" gas

fro9etb8j5qsl2

KielyUnusual wrote: »

I'm sssooo drrunkk, but I'm going to take the best goddamn pictures and this room is going to go so fast.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/1-stillorgan-dublin/780732/

Room has been let :pac:

coffee_cake

Damn, and I'd tried to save the pics =/

Faith

I'm in Vancouver, and it's quite common here to rent out "suites" on your property - self-contained apartment type places, a bit like a granny flat. On someone's property, but completely separate to them.

Here's one ad that's not too dissimilar to the hippy place above. Except bear in mind, it should be your own home and not a house share:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/apa/4620495976.html

TENANTS: Seeking true nonsmokers (not outside smokers), nondrinkers (at least, in the house), - there is a nice, neighborhood pub around the corner. Semi-vegetarians. (We cook chicken and fish at home, but no red meat or pork cooked or eaten hot indoors). Coldcuts are fine. There are BBQ's in the backyard (on which tenants can cook anything).
*We are into media, music, the arts, alternative healing and yoga, gardening, bicycling, rock climbing, slack lining etc.
*The household (upstairs): 20-somethings to 40-somethings.

Seeking tenants who are traveling light (minimal possessions). Suitable for working professionals or students.

liz lemoncello

Faith wrote: »

I'm in Vancouver, and it's quite common here to rent out "suites" on your property - self-contained apartment type places, a bit like a granny flat. On someone's property, but completely separate to them.

Here's one ad that's not too dissimilar to the hippy place above. Except bear in mind, it should be your own home and not a house share:

I wonder what they mean by "Light weekly chores"?

LizzieJones

Beautiful? I don't think so ......

http://hamilton.craigslist.ca/apa/4620325068.html

Chorcai

Toots wrote: »

This place again!? They must be looking for new housemates every couple of months....I can't understand how it might not work out living with them!

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Well these people seem about 10 cent short of a euro.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/49-bothar-na-fea-shankill-dublin/759943/

Was listening to (gwad I can't believe I'm going to type this! Joe Duffy) anyways, some student was on about this "alternative" living house, I knew straight away she was on about this gaff! The room she was offered was the communal laundry room, where the door can never be closed 0_o

@Liveline_RTE
An ethical house? Where you're penalised for not being a vegan, going out at night, and having a drink... A first for everything...

it's not up yet as podcast but sure check it again.
http://www.rte.ie/radio1/liveline/

Vojera

Faith wrote: »

Vancouver Suite wrote:

Semi-vegetarians. (We cook chicken and fish at home, but no red meat or pork cooked or eaten hot indoors). Coldcuts are fine. There are BBQ's in the backyard (on which tenants can cook anything).

Semi-vegetarians? Pigs and cows are too important to eat at home, but chicken and fish? Eat away! Unless the pigs and cow come in pre-packed delicious ham form or something, then we just can't help ourselves!

SuperS54

Stefan Nutritious Matrix wrote: »

Room has been let :pac:

Seems to have been unlet! Back up again!

snubbleste

Funneh
Single room shed available. Sharing with two others, one of whom goes out at night so will only need bed during the day. That gives you a solid 8 hours sleeping time before he comes back strung out as usual. This is a fair warning as this is the reason the previous resident vacated the property..http://www.daft.ie/3782618

humbert

snubbleste wrote: »

Funneh
Single room shed available. Sharing with two others, one of whom goes out at night so will only need bed during the day. That gives you a solid 8 hours sleeping time before he comes back strung out as usual. This is a fair warning as this is the reason the previous resident vacated the property..http://www.daft.ie/3782618

Must be a joke but pretty funny.

shruikan2553

humbert wrote: »

Must be a joke but pretty funny.

If it was in Dublin it would be possible but in Galway nobody will move into that.

retalivity

LizzieJones wrote: »

Beautiful? I don't think so ......

http://hamilton.craigslist.ca/apa/4620325068.html

And its in Hamilton! One of the most depressing towns in Canada...

Grayson

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/aug/20/terrible-real-estate-agents-photographs-excrement-horses-toilets-kitchen?CMP=fb_gu

I love the photo-shopped one

Thargor

I love the second one, it looks like the area is so bad the front door got scared and barricaded itself in, now its peeking out the upstairs window.

Bipolar Joe

That last one there is in Australia, I think.

MsBubbles

The crying chair has gone international. I spotted it in the Hamiliton flat.

Aglomerado

Wild mattresses at the watering hole, love it!

serfboard

Grayson wrote: »

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/aug/20/terrible-real-estate-agents-photographs-excrement-horses-toilets-kitchen?CMP=fb_gu

I love the photo-shopped one

That page and site are absolutely fantastic! I'm crying with laughter ...

Interrobang

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Well these people seem about 10 cent short of a euro.

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/49-bothar-na-fea-shankill-dublin/759943/

What amuses me most about this one is that on the bookshelf behind all the purposefully arranged 'leading educational trends for now' books is one titled "If I'm So Wonderful, Why Am I Still Single?"

Ummmmmm... I think I might have a few theories on that...

Not in Ireland but wtf!

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/aug/22/london-landlord-fined-renting-small-flat
Many people crawl into bed at the end of a long day, but tenants in a north London house had to crawl on all fours to access their rented room.

Barnet council has taken the landlord of a house in Sunningfields Road, Hendon, to court after discovering he was renting out a room that could not be accessed standing up. The head height along the course of the staircase was between 0.7m (2ft 3in) and 1.2m (3ft 11in) and the door to the room was also reduced in size.

sweet devine Jesus, look at the bleedin' cobwebs :eek::eek::eek:

http://www.daft.ie/sales/detached-cottage-raheen-brittas-co-dublin-brittas-dublin/725003/#img=3


shivers...