Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Maybe the dog stopped them.

foggy_lad

RasTa wrote: »

Suit a couple...

http://www.daft.ie/dublin/studio-apartments-for-rent/rialto/st-anthonys-road-rialto-dublin-1691404/

the place has no microwave or fridge freezer so doesn't meet minimum standards. also the sockets look to be too close to the sink? any electrician to confirm my suspician? also I used to live on that road:eek:

eoins23456

foggy_lad wrote: »

the place has no microwave or fridge freezer so doesn't meet minimum standards. also I used to live on that road:eek:

its quite worrying that it has over 9,000 views.

eoins23456

eoins23456 wrote: »

its quite worrying that it has over 9,000 views.

how many of those are from us going to have a peek and a laugh!
or to cry if you're actually flat hunting.

eoins23456

Deleted User wrote: »

how many of those are from us going to have a peek and a laugh!
or to cry if you're actually flat hunting.

Oh who knows. It also got coverage on LovinDublin so a fair few from that as well.

ixoy

eoins23456 wrote: »

Oh who knows. It also got coverage on LovinDublin so a fair few from that as well.

And it's at Let Agreed now so obviously someone wanted this bright, spacious apartment. Sure you could cook your dinner from the comfort of your bed.

eoins23456

ixoy wrote: »

And it's at Let Agreed now so obviously someone wanted this bright, spacious apartment. Sure you could cook your dinner from the comfort of your bed.

And cleaning it wouldn't exactly take long. Entertaining guests could be a challenge though. A roll down bed might be required.

Toots

eoins23456 wrote: »

Oh who knows. It also got coverage on LovinDublin so a fair few from that as well.

LovinDublin, Her.ie, Joe.ie etc regularly mine boards as a source for their stories.

ixoy

eoins23456 wrote: »

And cleaning it wouldn't exactly take long. Entertaining guests could be a challenge though. A roll down bed might be required.

You could fix a bed to a wall maybe? It'd be like a bed on a space station or, in letting agents speak: "A truly out-of-this-world experience".

eoins23456

ixoy wrote: »

You could fix a bed to a wall maybe? It'd be like a bed on a space station or, in letting agents speak: "A truly out-of-this-world experience".

Or a couch that converts into a bed. All little space savers that turn this spatially challenged shack into into a real find.

eoins23456

Toots wrote: »

LovinDublin, Her.ie, Joe.ie etc regularly mine boards as a source for their stories.

Ah right fair enough that makes sense.

Michael D Not Higgins

Thargor wrote: »

They want 650 grand and this is the level of effort they put into the photos?

http://www.daft.ie/wicklow/houses-for-sale/bray/new-court-road-bray-wicklow-1350395/

The map is wrong too.

serfboard

Thargor wrote: »

They want 650 grand and this is the level of effort they put into the photos?

http://www.daft.ie/wicklow/houses-for-sale/bray/new-court-road-bray-wicklow-1350395/

This five bedroom detached an 1/2 acre, situated close to schools and all amenities. Needing some modernisation, this property would make an ideal family home, or a good investment opportunity for a discerning purchaser. It also has development potential, subject to the necessary planning procedures.

They don't show any photos, plus they use the above codewords? Must be in some state!

Nomis21

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ropefield/ropefield-ropefield-sligo-1351208/

"Attached to the property is a small outhouse that could easily be converted into the existing house subject to planning permission"

That 'thing' next door...?

Nomis21

serfboard wrote: »

They don't show any photos, plus they use the above codewords? Must be in some state!

Yes, but if a purchaser is truly a 'discerning' purchaser, he or she will be able to tell it's true value.

maudgonner

Nomis21 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ropefield/ropefield-ropefield-sligo-1351208/

"Attached to the property is a small outhouse that could easily be converted into the existing house subject to planning permission"

That 'thing' next door...?

Woah, woah, woah. What the hell going on around the stove? A mural of a mine? From here it looks like that guy is in the nip! (Possibly just topless, it's hard to tell).

mansize

pilly wrote: »

That's mad! Handy though!

shower cum urinal

maudgonner

mansize wrote: »

shower cum urinal

Hehe. Never fails to raise a giggle, even when it is gramatically correct.

Well done sir.

mansize

maudgonner wrote: »

Hehe. Never fails to raise a giggle, even when it is gramatically correct.

Well done sir.

I went for the pun tbf

Mollyb60

Nomis21 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ropefield/ropefield-ropefield-sligo-1351208/

"Attached to the property is a small outhouse that could easily be converted into the existing house subject to planning permission"

That 'thing' next door...?

Wow, the only thing that "outhouse" is good for is demolishing. No one in their right mind would try to convert that thing!! :eek:

osarusan

But you're only 15 minutes away from Sligo city centre!

pilly

osarusan wrote: »

But you're only 15 minutes away from Sligo city centre!

Sligo has a city centre???

osarusan

pilly wrote: »

Sligo has a city centre???

Apparently it does, and you're only 15 minutes away from it!

Winterlong

osarusan wrote: »

Apparently it does, and you're only 15 minutes away from it!

17 minutes in rush hour traffic though.

osarusan

osarusan wrote: »

Apparently it does, and you're only 15 minutes away from it!

by helicopter!

Is this a joke?

A hotel room for sale. A steal at 99k.

Is it even legal? No kitchen. Not as much as a microwave.

JohnCleary

Deleted User wrote: »

Is this a joke?

A hotel room for sale. A steal at 99k.

Is it even legal? No kitchen. Not as much as a microwave.

This has been done to death.

You're not buying it to live in it. You're essentially buying a share of the hotel where you see an annual return. You cant live in it / rent it out.

Cantona's Collars

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Race to the bottom. That's an absolutely ridiculous rental. Would rather emigrate than live in a hellhole like that.

Let Agreed on that place.The box room in my place is bigger than that 'apartment'.

snubbleste

Think this was posted before, but the Indo has it now
Tenant subletting to 5-6 others for €300pm each in Cabra in awful tenement conditions.
There are 110 rules including : These rules are confidential and this list of rules must be returned to Miss Firmoo on departure

Michael D Not Higgins

snubbleste wrote: »

Think this was posted before, but the Indo has it now
Tenant subletting to 5-6 others for €300pm each in Cabra in awful tenement conditions.
There are 110 rules including : These rules are confidential and this list of rules must be returned to Miss Firmoo on departure

Technically these people are licensees. Terrible conditions but they don't have tenancy rights unless granted by the landlord.