Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Michael D Not Higgins

snubbleste wrote: »

There are 110 rules including : These rules are confidential and this list of rules must be returned to Miss Firmoo on departure

She sounds like a right cow alright. :pac:

pilly

snubbleste wrote: »

Think this was posted before, but the Indo has it now
Tenant subletting to 5-6 others for €300pm each in Cabra in awful tenement conditions.
There are 110 rules including : These rules are confidential and this list of rules must be returned to Miss Firmoo on departure

Read that article and just don't know what to make of it. There's less rules in prison. :mad:

inforfun

https://gyazo.com/16db5162299d10698a71df4e84bce06b

Glad she put that one in there as i am prone to leaving the lid on the toilet when i need to pee.

Winterlong

That is like something from the 1950s. Nuts.
One of the terms in the lease agreement "I hereby authorise Miss Firmo to pack my properties to move them to a hostel of her choice in case of antisocial behaviour or any rules I break."

TrustedApple

It's like liveing with Sheldon Cooper form the big bang theory :O

pilly

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Technically these people are licensees. Terrible conditions but they don't have tenancy rights unless granted by the landlord.

If she's not the LL though does that make any difference? It looks like she might be doing it unknowns to the LL because it specifically bans anyone from contacting the LL or agent?

Michael D Not Higgins

pilly wrote: »

If she's not the LL though does that make any difference? It looks like she might be doing it unknowns to the LL because it specifically bans anyone from contacting the LL or agent?

That's the landlord's problem if he doesn't know. His asset is being damaged and now has 6 people living in it when he rented it to one.

pilly

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

That's the landlord's problem if he doesn't know. His asset is being damaged and now has 6 people living in it when he rented it to one.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm agreeing! I'm just wondering at the legality of it.

Michael D Not Higgins

pilly wrote: »

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm agreeing! I'm just wondering at the legality of it.

The legality is that Miss Firmo is the head tenant and no tenancy exists between the landlord and the other people staying. They are thus licensees of the head tenant, until such time that they are in occupancy for 6 months and formally request to be made tenants from the landlord and gain Part 4 tenancy rights.

You can see now why she's preventing them from contacting the landlord.

AlmightyCushion

inforfun wrote: »

https://gyazo.com/16db5162299d10698a71df4e84bce06b

Glad she put that one in there as i am prone to leaving the lid on the toilet when i need to pee.

I'd just piss on the floor. No rules against that.

Michael D Not Higgins

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'd just piss on the floor. No rules against that.

Intentionally pissing on the floor can't be considered an accident, but she'd probably consider it anti-social behaviour and pack your bags for you.

Winterlong

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'd just piss on the floor. No rules against that.

That's covered in the 'no spraying water as it messes with the cat's training' rule.
Hats of to Miss Firmpoo!

loyatemu

"It is not allowed to turn Heather on during the night"

poor Heather

also 6*300*12=€21600
The taxman wants a word, Miss Firmoo.

Michael D Not Higgins

http://www.daft.ie/dublin/house-share/dublin-7/dublin-7-dublin-7-dublin-914702/

Is this the place? 300/month, 4 people there, cat, Cabra, no photos though.

snubbleste

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/dublin/house-share/dublin-7/dublin-7-dublin-7-dublin-914702/
Is this the place? 300/month, 4 people there, cat, Cabra, no photos though.

Contact Boguslaw ?

somesoldiers

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/dublin/house-share/dublin-7/dublin-7-dublin-7-dublin-914702/

Is this the place? 300/month, 4 people there, cat, Cabra, no photos though.

Are you allowed say "Smokers unacceptable", surely if you don't smoke on or near the property it's no ones business but your own

Michael D Not Higgins

somesoldiers wrote: »

Are you allowed say "Smokers unacceptable", surely if you don't smoke on or near the property it's no ones business but your own

There's no equality legislation to cover smoking. It's perfectly legal to discriminate on these grounds.

pilly

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

The legality is that Miss Firmo is the head tenant and no tenancy exists between the landlord and the other people staying. They are thus licensees of the head tenant, until such time that they are in occupancy for 6 months and formally request to be made tenants from the landlord and gain Part 4 tenancy rights.

You can see now why she's preventing them from contacting the landlord.

That's good information to know, thanks. She obviously picks on vulnerable people so if wouldn't go contacting the LL. Desperate carry on.

somesoldiers

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

There's no equality legislation to cover smoking. It's perfectly legal to discriminate on these grounds.

cool- can I say no fatties or Dubs for instance?

pilly

somesoldiers wrote: »

cool- can I say no fatties or Dubs for instance?

No gingers?

Michael D Not Higgins

somesoldiers wrote: »

cool- can I say no fatties or Dubs for instance?

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/justice/law_and_rights/irish_human_rights_commission.html#l5e352

Michael D Not Higgins

"All used toilet paper can be flushed away, nothing else."

serfboard

snubbleste wrote: »

Think this was posted before, but the Indo has it now
Tenant subletting to 5-6 others for €300pm each in Cabra in awful tenement conditions.
There are 110 rules including : These rules are confidential and this list of rules must be returned to Miss Firmoo on departure

Ah jaysus this is brilliant! I think we could get several pages on this thread out of it!

Here's a look at some of the rules:

Rule 84 wrote:

It is not allowed to use electrical heather in the house at all, or it will be confisicated.

That's me "adult store" purchase binned now, I suppose.

Rule 96 wrote:

If the cat does anything wrong, spray water on it, only water, it will learn eventually

I suppose that rules out pissing on the cat, so.

Rule 97 wrote:

Do not spray water without any reason, it will disturb the learning process of the cat.

In the midst of the 15(!) rules concerning the cat is this gem:

Rule 105 wrote:

If using the the cooker outside or the barbecue, please do not leave it unattended any second during the cooking time.

If I lived there the first meal I'd be cooking would be barbecued cat.

On a serious point it is utterly depressing that someone would even attempt this kind of thing, and shows how "desperate for accommodation" (to quote one former tenant) some people are.

Thoie

The conditions are deplorable, and I'd hate to be in a situation where I'd have to live there, but many of the rules are quite sensible, and very clearly laid out. With a lot of people in what sounds like a 3 bed house, the place could descend into (further) chaos in days.

The heating and things are excessive, and if you want a cat, look after your own damned cat. A lot of the rules (don't use the tea towels to dry your hands) are just basic hygiene, but from having lived in house shares before, it's amazing how many people don't know that.

osarusan

ALL HAIL THE CAT!

snubbleste

snubbleste wrote: »

Contact Boguslaw ?

Boguslaw, a common Polish name. Pronounced something like Boh-guh-swav.

snubbleste

You'd wonder how long it took Miss Firmoo to think all those rules up and what prompted each of them..

flikflak

No. 62 There are hiding cameras in the house

This is most worrying - what if these cameras that are hiding jump out and scare you!

wonski

snubbleste wrote: »

You'd wonder how long it took Miss Firmoo to think all those rules up and what prompted each of them..

I think there is no Miss Firmoo. The cat is behind all of this.

snubbleste

wonski wrote: »

I think there is no Miss Firmoo. The cat is behind all of this.

You may be right!