Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Thargor

What was the rent?

thesandeman

Can't remember exactly. I think about €100 per wk.

retalivity

https://www.daft.ie/11478235

Cute enough little place, but that kitchen though - looks like it was shoved i to the corner as an afterthought. No fridge either.

And the price history indicates they havent a clue on its value - gone from 515k to 350k in 3 months, and is still overpriced.

timthumbni

inforfun wrote: »

The text under the pictures make me want to punch that advertiser very hard in de nose.

This picture reminds me of my daughter's doll house... though the doll house would be slightly more roomy obviously.

Lady Haywire

retalivity wrote: »

https://www.daft.ie/11478235

Cute enough little place, but that kitchen though - looks like it was shoved i to the corner as an afterthought. No fridge either.

And the price history indicates they havent a clue on its value - gone from 515k to 350k in 3 months, and is still overpriced.

I think the fridge is beside the washing machine and fronted with the same panelling. Why did they show a pic of only one bedroom though? And none of the bathroom!

Lady Haywire

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I think the fridge is beside the washing machine and fronted with the same panelling. Why did they show a pic of only one bedroom though? And none of the bathroom!

Pretty certain. That's where the sink is? So couldn't possibly fit a fridge there!

Crazy price though!

LirW

They wanted 515k when they first listed it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sure.

TresGats

http://www.daft.ie/dublin/studio-apartments-for-rent/harolds-cross/harolds-cross-road-harolds-cross-dublin-1775138/
Looks tiny- you could sit in front of the fire watching tv whilst doing your dishes.
Pets allowed as well, but where would they fit?

Fred Swanson

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TresGats

TresGats wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/dublin/studio-apartments-for-rent/harolds-cross/harolds-cross-road-harolds-cross-dublin-1775138/
Looks tiny- you could sit in front of the fire watching tv whilst doing your dishes.
Pets allowed as well, but where would they fit?

I assume the photographer is standing on the bed to take that photo.

thesandeman

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I assume the photographer is standing on the bed to take that photo.

Or on the toilet.

inforfun

retalivity wrote: »

https://www.daft.ie/11478235

Cute enough little place, but that kitchen though - looks like it was shoved i to the corner as an afterthought. No fridge either.

And the price history indicates they havent a clue on its value - gone from 515k to 350k in 3 months, and is still overpriced.

Good thing i never liked working long hours in a garden...

dmc17

Deleted User wrote: »

I assume the photographer is standing on the bed to take that photo.

thesandeman wrote: »

Or on the toilet.

Or outside the window sticking the camera in

loyatemu

retalivity wrote: »

https://www.daft.ie/11478235

Cute enough little place, but that kitchen though - looks like it was shoved i to the corner as an afterthought. No fridge either.

And the price history indicates they havent a clue on its value - gone from 515k to 350k in 3 months, and is still overpriced.

2 bedrooms, 2 chairs, no table. You can do amazing things in very small spaces, they have not achieved that here, it looks like it would be horrible to live in.

And as others have mentioned, there are only 4 rooms in the house, to put 12 pictures in the ad and still miss out on 50% of those rooms is pathetic from the estate agents.

Toots

inforfun wrote: »

Good thing i never liked working long hours in a garden...

That's apparently also the dining room, because there doesn't appear to be any other place to sit and eat there.

inforfun

Toots wrote: »

That's apparently also the dining room, because there doesn't appear to be any other place to sit and eat there.

Handy if you are having soup when it is raining.

A Battered Mars Bar

I'll give them €50k for it. Dead serious. Serious offer. €50k cold hard cash and that's my final and only offer. Dead serous that's what it's worth and I'll happily give them €50k for it. If you're reading owner you know where go find me. That's an actually real life offer right and not loony dream land money like you think you're gonna get. 50k now and that will do you. You'll be happy with that 50k and off you go. I'll have the keys for 50 thanks and goodbye. Don't let the door smack your bottom on the way out. You've my 50k and I've that property. It's a good deal for both of us. Hit me up here and we do business.

BattleCorp

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'll give them €50k for it. Dead serious. Serious offer. €50k cold hard cash and that's my final and only offer. Dead serous that's what it's worth and I'll happily give them €50k for it. If you're reading owner you know where go find me. That's an actually real life offer right and not loony dream land money like you think you're gonna get. 50k now and that will do you. You'll be happy with that 50k and off you go. I'll have the keys for 50 thanks and goodbye. Don't let the door smack your bottom on the way out. You've my 50k and I've that property. It's a good deal for both of us. Hit me up here and we do business.

Wooohooooooooo. Look at you swanning around here flaunting your 50 grand.

Seriously though, unless I was very very very stuck (as in homeless), I wouldn't fancy living there.

redcup342

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'll give them €50k for it. Dead serious. Serious offer. €50k cold hard cash and that's my final and only offer. Dead serous that's what it's worth and I'll happily give them €50k for it. If you're reading owner you know where go find me. That's an actually real life offer right and not loony dream land money like you think you're gonna get. 50k now and that will do you. You'll be happy with that 50k and off you go. I'll have the keys for 50 thanks and goodbye. Don't let the door smack your bottom on the way out. You've my 50k and I've that property. It's a good deal for both of us. Hit me up here and we do business.

:pac:

Stay off the Drugs man

LirW

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'll give them €50k for it. Dead serious. Serious offer. €50k cold hard cash and that's my final and only offer. Dead serous that's what it's worth and I'll happily give them €50k for it. If you're reading owner you know where go find me. That's an actually real life offer right and not loony dream land money like you think you're gonna get. 50k now and that will do you. You'll be happy with that 50k and off you go. I'll have the keys for 50 thanks and goodbye. Don't let the door smack your bottom on the way out. You've my 50k and I've that property. It's a good deal for both of us. Hit me up here and we do business.

You better show some gratitude that you can buy yourself an entrance ticket into one of Dublins poshest corners for 350k only for this glorified shed! :mad:

Michael D Not Higgins

After doing some digging, looks like their initial pricing was aligned to number 4, which was listed at 525k and sold for 580k. They ignored the fact that number 4 is nearly twice as big though.

Number 8 was asking 220k and achieved 304k. For a one bed. That's 25 square metres.

Vojera

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

After doing some digging, looks like their initial pricing was aligned to number 4, which was listed at 525k and sold for 580k. They ignored the fact that number 4 is nearly twice as big though.

Not to mention that Number 4 got one of the photographers from funda.nl and made the place look great!
Mad money for such a small place imo. I know it suits some people down to the ground but it's not for me.

sabat

A New Orleans bordello themed apartment in the heart of Ballsbridge, complete with white studded leather mirror over the bed:






http://www.daft.ie/dublin/apartments-for-sale/ballsbridge/penthouse-21-merrion-village-ballsbridge-dublin-1544144/

mojesius

^^^ oh dear god. So much white leather, tacky as fcuk. 'Tastefully designed by previous owner occupier: D4's answer to Patrick Bateman'.

Teddington Cuddlesworth

sabat wrote: »

A New Orleans bordello themed apartment in the heart of Ballsbridge, complete with white studded leather mirror over the bed:






http://www.daft.ie/dublin/apartments-for-sale/ballsbridge/penthouse-21-merrion-village-ballsbridge-dublin-1544144/

Every jacks should have a balcony.

tea and coffee

Some of the rooms, esp the one with the black pod table, look like padded cells with all that white leather on the walls.

Grayson

mojesius wrote: »

^^^ oh dear god. So much white leather, tacky as fcuk. 'Tastefully designed by previous owner occupier: D4's answer to Patrick Bateman'.

Ensuite fully mosaic tiled with gold leaf detail, wc, wash hand basin, shower cubicle and recessed lights.

eurgh

Surreptitious

Very very snazzy. Might suit some people.

BandMember

sabat wrote: »

A New Orleans bordello themed apartment in the heart of Ballsbridge, complete with white studded leather mirror over the bed:






http://www.daft.ie/dublin/apartments-for-sale/ballsbridge/penthouse-21-merrion-village-ballsbridge-dublin-1544144/

Two million euros and they still couldn't buy taste!! :rolleyes:

PARlance

Surreptitious wrote: »

Very very snazzy. Might suit some people.

And it's only 4 times more expensive than a shed in Ranelagh.